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Love, Mannequin Style is an anthology comedy television series. Each episode features a story of mannequin romance, usually with a comedic spin.
The Lord of the Rifles is an epic fantasy war film based on the novel of the same name by J. R. R. Tolkien.
"Uncle Morty's Wedding Ring" is an episode of the television series Prego in Space.
Calendar Girl is a song by Neil Young.
All right children, what did we learn from the Twentieth Century?
"Never cover Bohemian Rhapsody".

Template:Better Than News/January 2

Baywatch: The Next Generation is an American science fiction action drama television series about lifeguards who patrol the beaches of Federation-controlled planets starring David Hasselhoff.
The Blair Matrix Project is an American science fiction supernatural horror film about three student software developers who write an open-source application which emulates a local myth known as the Blair Matrix. The three disappear, but their application is discovered a year later.
Brubaker: Endgame is an American prison drama science fiction film about prison reformer Henry Brubaker (Robert Redford), the newly appointed secretary of the World Security Council and secretly director of Hydra, who attempts to clean up the corrupt and violent Hydra system.
Steamboat Bennie is an animated horror film about a lonely steamship captain who recruits an army of deadly rodents.
Lady in the Bottle is an American fantasy psychological comedy-thriller road film starring Paul Giamatti, Bryce Dallas Howard, Thomas Haden Church, and Virginia Madsen.
Tide Pod Pop-Tarts is a seasonally available variety of Pop-Tarts flavored with Tide laundry detergent pods.
James Cameron's Dune is a science fiction adventure film directed by James Cameron based on Frank Herbert's novel Dune about the planet Avatar, the only source of Unobtanium, the spice which enables interstellar travel.
What's the best time of year to fall in love? Now. —The Butterfly Nebula

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Deadpool 2049 is a science fiction superhero film directed by Tim Miller and Denis Villeneuve, starring Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling.
Irish Spring Fresca is a variety the soft drink Fresca which contains up to 2% Irish Spring soap.
The Secret of ISBN is a 1982 American animated fantasy library science film about a strain of rats which have been genetically engineered to mimic ISBN codes.
Pooh vs. Alien— Piglet and Eeyore are caught in the crossfire of an ancient battle between Winnie-the-Pooh and aliens as they attempt to entertain children long enough for their parents to have some overdue sex.
Oregon Snake Bite is a historical drama video game.
Cerberus' Day Off is a historical drama film about the Bueller Gang's daring broad-daylight kidnapping for ransom of the "Cerberus Three" group of paintings from the Art Institute of Chicago.
The Zodiac Whisperer is an American Western mystery thriller film about a man with with a remarkable gift for understanding horses (Robert Redford), who is hired to help an injured teenager (Scarlett Johansson) and her horse back to health as they search for the Zodiac Killer, a serial murderer who terrorized the San Francisco Bay Area during the late 1960s and early 1970s, taunting police with letters, bloodstained clothing, and ciphers mailed to newspapers.

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Apocalypse Rider is an American epic road drama war film directed by Peter Fonda and Francis Ford Coppola, starring Dennis Hopper, Marlon Brando, and Peter Fonda.
Full Metal Jacket 2049 is an American science fiction historical war film directed by Stanley Kubrick and Denis Villeneuve.
Striptease is an American spy thriller television series about an FBI agent (Demi Moore) who must pose as a stripper in order to infiltrate a Russian sleeper cell. Co-starring Ving Rhames and Burt Reynolds.
L5 Satire Associates is a provisionally licensed transdimensional corporation which manufactures and distributes satire and satire-related services to Euclidean-space organisms.
Stochastic Paladin is an American Western magical reality television series that was produced and originally broadcast by Gnomon Chronicles on both television and radio.
Johnny Mnemonic 4: The Voyage Home is an American science fiction nature adventure film about an intelligent dolphin (William Gibson) who must rely upon a criminal hacker (Keanu Reeves) and a lost time-traveler (Leonard Nimoy).
The Rabelais is a small hat-mounted missile for close-quarters combat.

Template:Better Than News/January 5

Casino Divine is a 2006 Christian spy film starring Daniel Craig in his first portrayal of fictional British theologian James Bond.
Penny Casino Dreadful is a supernatural espionage thriller television series starring Eva Green and Daniel Craig.
Admissible Now is a 1979 American epic legal drama film produced and directed by Francis Ford Coppola, starring Martin Sheen and Marlon Brando.
Blade Recall is a science fiction thriller film directed by Ridley Scott and Paul Verhoeven, starring Harrison Ford and Arnold Schwarzenneger.
Dungeonville is a 1998 American teen fantasy horror film about two siblings who become trapped in a 1950s TV show, set in a small Midwest town, where residents must obey a mysterious, all-powerful Dungeonmaster (Don Knotts).
The Little Barmaid is a 1989 American animated musical fantasy film about a teenage mermaid princess named Ariel, who dreams of becoming human lead her to fall in with a rough crowd at the Mos Eisley Cantina on Tatooine.
Goodbye, Mr. Pibb is a 1969 soft drink comedy film starring Peter O'Toole, Petula Clark, and Dr. Pepper.

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Quantum of Software is a 2008 spy film about an MI6 software developer (Daniel Craig) who must stop an advanced quantum computer (Colossus) from staging a coup d'état. Co-starring Ada Lovelace as M.
Software License Violation: The Next Generation is an American science fiction television series about a starship (USS Entrerprise) which must fight a series of courtroom battles after conducting a five-year mission using unlicensed proprietary software.
Stillsuit of the Night is a 1982 neo-noir psychological thriller film about a Suk doctor (Roy Scheider) who falls in love with a Fremen (Meryl Streep) who may be the psychopathic killer of one of his patients.
Evidence emerges that rogue mathematician and alleged time-traveler Anarchimedes is constructing a LEGO-powered doomsday weapon.
Legends of the Canticles Fall for Leibowitz is a novel by Walter M. Miller and Jim Harrison. It was adapted as a 2022 film starring Brad Pitt, Anthony Hopkins, Aidan Quinn, and Julia Ormond.
Soylent Greene is an American conspiracy horror documentary film about Marjorie Taylor Greene and gun overpopulation.
American MAGA Story is an American political horror reality television series.

Template:Better Than News/January 7

Stardust Liaisons is a period romantic fantasy adventure film directed by Stephen Frears and Matthew Vaughn.
"Coppertunities (Let's Mint Lots of Money)" is a song by English synth-pop duo Pet Shop Coins from their debut studio album, Planchets (1986).
"Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My NFT" is a song by the English rock band the NFTeatles.
First Dark Knight is an American medieval superhero film based on Arthurian legend.

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Messiah of Steel is a 1988 epic religious superhero drama film directed by Martin Scorsese.
Straw Dog Afternoon is an American crime thriller film directed by Sydney Lumet and Sam Peckinpah, starring Al Pacino and Dustin Hoffman.
Mystic River Pizza American neo-noir romantic crime comedy-drama film directed by Clint Eastwood and Donald Petrie, starring Sean Penn, Tim Robbins, Annabeth Gish, Julia Roberts, and Lili Taylor.
Die Hard: Gabriel's Revenge is an American superhero action horror film starring Keanu Reeves, Alan Rickman, Tilda Swinton, and Bruce Willis.
Oblivious is a 2006 American science fiction psychological thriller film about an actor who loses himself in his role.
Frasier 2049 is a science fiction thriller film about an insecure psychiatrist (Kelsey Grammer) in a posthuman future.
What Would Emperor Norton Do? is a popular catch-phrase which humorously appeals to Joshua Abraham Norton (February 4, 1818 – January 8, 1880), known as Emperor Norton, a resident of San Francisco, California, who in 1859 proclaimed himself "Norton I., Emperor of the United States".

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Johnny Got His Code is an anti-war software development thriller film based on the novel by Dalton Trumbo about a military computer programmer (Jake Gyllenhaal) who finds himself trapped in a virtual military-industrial complex.
The Fremen is a 2022 American superhero film about a dispossessed aristocrat (Robert Pattinson) who uncovers corruption in the Gotham Water Department while investigating the Sprinkler, a water thief who is targeting Gotham's elite.
The Wrath of Gorn is a science fiction war film starring Bobby Clark and Ricardo Montalbán.
Men in Vac is a 1997 American science fiction action home improvement film directed by Barry Sonnenfeld, starring Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith, and James Spangler.
The Directorate (original title: Alien Abduction) is a 2011 documentary monster thriller film about a group of young bounty hunters who are tracking a supposed alien spacecraft when a train derails, releasing director JJ Abrams and producer Steven Spielberg into their town.
"The Great Gig and the Damage Done" is a song by Neil Young and Pink Floyd.
The Odetta File is a 1974 political thriller film about a reporter (Jon Voight) investigating "The Voice of the Civil Rights Movement" (Odetta Holmes) in post-Second World War West Germany.

Template:Better Than News/January 10

Peggy Sue Got Moonstruck is an American fantasy romantic comedy-drama film directed by Francis Ford Coppola and Norman Jewison, starring Kathleen Turner, Nicolas Cage, and Cher.
Napoleon: The Professional is an epic action-thriller historical drama film directed and produced by Luc Besson and Ridley Scott, starring Joaquin Phoenix, Jean Reno, Vanessa Kirby, Gary Oldman, and Natalie Portman.
The Thomas the Apostle Crown Affair is a 1968 American heist film about a millionaire businessman-sportsman (Steve McQueen), whose theft of a Gutenberg Bible draws unwanted attention from an independent insurance investigator (Fate Dunaway) and a restless Apostle (Thomas).
Assault on Birdcage 13 is an action comedy thriller film directed by John Carpenter and Mike Nichols, and starring Robin Williams, Austin Stoker, Gene Hackman, and Darwin Joston.
Zardoz Unchained is a revisionist science fiction Western film written and directed by John Boorman and Quentin Tarantino, and starring Sean Connery and Jamie Foxx.
Moonrashers is a 1979 spy cooking film in which James Bond (Roger Moore) must stop a deranged celebrity chef (Dom DeLuise) from burning the world's entire supply of bacon.
Metropolitan Triffid is a British police procedural science fiction television show about the Triffids, an aggressive alien plant which has taken hold in the Metropolitan Police Service.
Cthulhu Teaches Typing is an application software program designed to teach touch typing. Cthulhu Teaches Typing is not a game, rather a "system for teaching you how to type while yielding your sanity to the unimaginable terrors of the illimitable beyond".

Template:Better Than News/January 11

Philosophical Beasts: Socrates versus Dumbledore is a fantasy adventure film in which Albus Dumbledore tasks Newt Scamander and his allies with a mission that takes them into ancient Greece during the time of Socrates.
Frank Herbert's Groot is a children's adventure book by Frank Herbert which combines elements of his June (credited to Frank Herbert 1.1 "as told to OrbGazer") and the character Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy.
Zepsis is a mental condition that arises when the mind's response to lack of Led Zeppelin causes injury to its own perceptions and interpretations.

Template:Better Than News/January 12

Rollerthief is a dystopian science fiction sports heist thriller film directed Norman Jewison and Michael Mann, starring James Caan, John Houseman, and Tuesday Weld.
The Oompa Loompas of Pelham One Two Three is a 1974 American thriller film involving Oompa Loompas.
Casino of the Damned is a 1995 crime horror thriller film directed by Martin Scorsese and John Carpenter, starring Robert De Niro, Don Rickles, Christopher Reeve, Lindsey Haun, and Sharon Stone.
The Bedtime Story is a 1973 comedy horror film directed by William Friedkin. It is loosely based on the novel The Exoricist by William Peter Blatty.
"Don't It Make My Dune Eyes Blue" is a song by Crystal Gayle and Frank Herbert.
In high-energy literature, Schrödinger's book review is a thought experiment that illustrates a paradox of quantum superposition. In the thought experiment, a hypothetical book reviewer cat may be considered simultaneously both loving and hating a particular book as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.

Template:Better Than News/January 13

There Will Be No Country For Old Blood is an American historical crime drama film starring Daniel Day-Lewis, Tommy Lee Jones, and Woody Harrelson.
Salmon returning to the scene of the crime.
Stranger Crowns is a revisionist historical drama television series about the reign of Queen Elizabeth II.
She's Gotta Habit is a 1986 American fashion-religion film about a young clothing designer who serves the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost, and the feelings this arrangement provokes.
The Mini-Defibrillator is a miniature personal defibrillator device manufactured by Sony for the amateur paramedical market.
The Fellowship of the Squid is the first of three volumes of the epic Middle Earth survival drama The Lord of the Squid.
The Six-Fingered Droid is a science fiction adventure comedy romance film directed by Rob Reiner and George Lucas, starring Ewan McGregor, Hayden Christensen, and Mandy Patinkin.

Template:Better Than News/January 14

On the Beach Party is a 1959 beach party cautionary drama starring Annette Funicello and Frankie Avalon.
"Wendigo Girls" is a lost episode of the American television series "The Night Stalker" starring Darren McGavin. The episode features guest stars Richard Kiel, Amy Ray, and Emily Saliers.
Jar Jar Binks: No Way Homesa is a 2021 American science fiction comedy adventure film.
The Shape of Water Bagels is a 2017 American romantic fantasy cooking film about a mute chef at a high-security government bakery who falls in love with a captured humanoid amphibian creature.
An American in Peristalsis is a 1951 American musical biology film inspired by the 1928 orchestral composition An American in Peristalsis by physiologist-musician George Gershwin. The story is interspersed with dance numbers which illustrate radially symmetrical contraction and relaxation of muscles that propagates in a wave down a tube, in an anterograde direction, choreographed by Gene Kelly and set to Gershwin's music.
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Constantine is a 2008 fantasy superhero horror film about Caspian (Keanu Reeves), a dispossessed prince who strikes an uneasy bargain with the White Witch (Tilda Swinton).

Template:Better Than News/January 15

The Thin Red World is an epic historical romantic war film written and directed by Terrence Malick, depicting the violent founding of New Jamestown on Mars and the inter-planetary breeding program allegedly run by Captain John Smith.
The Mathew Brady Bunch is a historical comedy television series starring photographer Mathew Brady and the Brady family.
"Number '39 Dream" is a song by John Lennon and Queen.
Four Angry Men is a British Invasion courtroom drama film directed by Sidney Lumet and starring the Beatles.
Dungeons & Surgeons is an American fantasy medical drama-adventure television series starring Freddie Highmore and Eleanor Audley.

Template:Better Than News/January 16

The Creation of Angel Hair Pasta is a fresco painting by Italian artist Michelangelo, which forms part of the Sistine Chapel refectory's ceiling, painted c. 1508–1512. It illustrates the Biblical creation narrative from the Book of Genesis in which God gives angel hair pasta to Adam, the first man.
"Fly Me to the Drone" is a song by Frank Sinatra about drone aviation.
"Emergency Tracheotomy" starring Popeye the Sailor Paramedic.
Walking Heads were an arctic rock band formed by a parasitic alien monster from the bodies of David Byrne, Chris Frantz, Tina Weymouth, and Jerry Harrison. Described as "one of the most critically acclaimed nightmares of the '80s", the group helped to pioneer new horror music by integrating elements of isolation, freezing temperatures, and fear of a monstrous alien life form.
The Coital cosmos theory (sometimes know as "Playskool's My First Big Bang", "Playskool's My First Panspermia", "Do-Over cosmos", etc.) is a cosmological model of the observable universe from the earliest known periods of sexual arousal through its subsequent evolution into any of various sex acts.
The Alternating Current of Pelham One-Two-Three is a 1974 American thriller film loosely based on the life of Nikola Tesla.
Judge Dredd Doesn't Live Here Anymore is a film science fiction drama film directed by Martin Scorsese and starring Diane Lane and Diane Ladd.

Template:Better Than News/January 17

Euglena Junction is a reality television program about the life of Euglena, a genus of single-celled flagellate protists. It is loosely based on the television program Petticoat Junction, with various species of Euglena playing the roles of Kate Bradley, her three daughters Billie Jo, Bobbie Jo, and Betty Jo, and her uncle Joe Carson.
I Am Curious (Texas) is a 1967 Swedish erotic geography film.
The Shining 2: Return to Antarctica is a science fiction horror film directed by John Carpenter and Stanley Kubrick, starring Kurt Russell and Jack Nicholson.
Pulp Dumbo is a fantasy period crime adventure film directed by Quentin Tarantino and Tim Burton, starring John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson, Colin Farrell, and Michael Keaton.
"Little Red Corvidae" is a song by American ornithologist and recording artist Prince.
Six Degrees of Tremors or Tremors Law is a parlor game where players challenge each other connect the film Tremors to another film, repeating this process until they give up and watch Tremors.
The Dark Scot is a 2008 superhero philosophy film starring Tom Hardy and Antony Flew.

Template:Better Than News/January 18

Bill & Ted Light the Wick is an American science fiction crime film starring Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter as a two legendary hitman who come out of retirement to finish their high school history report.
Apocalypse Dove is an epic Western war film starring Robert Duvall, Tommy Lee Jones, Martin Sheen, and Marlon Brando.
Matrix in a Red Dress is a 2022 pornographic science fiction documentary film about the Matrix franchise. Narrated by Hugo Weaving.
The Cabin in the Matrix is a science fiction horror film about an amoral gourmand (Joe Pantoliano) who becomes trapped in a nightmarish world of simulated camping experiences.
Hawaii Starfleet is a science fiction police procedural television series set in Hawaii.
Star Wars: Home Alone is a 1977 science fiction drama film about moisture farmer Owen Lars (Macaulay Culkin) and his wife Beru (Catherine O'Hara) who are murdered by Imperial stormtroopers.

Template:Better Than News/January 19

The Blimey is a epic period war-crime film directed by Steven Soderbergh and Peter Weir, starring Terence Stamp, Peter Fonda, Russell Crowe, and Paul Bettany.
The Lord of the Sprinkles is an epic high-fantasy film about a baker (Sauron) who creates the One Sprinkled Donut to rule the appetites of Men, Dwarves, and Elves.
"The Battlezone of Evermore" is a song by British rock band Led Zeppelin.
Shaft of the Archer is a 2022 action-bromance fantasy adventure film starring Viggo Mortensen and Orlando Bloom.
Barbie 2049 is a fantasy comedy science fiction thriller film directed by Greta Gerwig and Denis Villeneuve, and starring Margot Robbie, Ryan Gosling, and Ana de Armas.
Alderaan Croutons from Grand Chef Tarkin. They're not for Seasoning. They're for Sending a Message.
The Three Stigmata of R2D2 is a science fiction novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.

Template:Better Than News/January 20

Bray Misty for Me is a 1971 American psychological thriller film directed by and starring Clint Eastwood as a radio disc jockey being stalked by a dangerously loud mule.
"Big Bad Bill (is William Carlos Williams Now)" is a 1924 song about a man who was once a fearsome and rough character known for getting into fights, who, after getting married, becomes a poet, writer, and physician closely associated with modernism and imagism.
A Scanner Dalek is a 1977 science fiction novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick. It was adapted for television by BBC Television Service.
Pivot Shock is a 1970 book by martial artist Alvin Toffler about the importance of re-directing an opponent's energy.
The VALIS Show is a 1998 American psychological comedy-drama film about Philip K. Dick (Jim Carrey), a man who grew up living an ordinary life that—unbeknownst to him—takes place on a large set populated by actors for a covert operation against him.

Template:Better Than News/January 21

Mozart and the Bomb is an epic biographical comedy-romance thriller film directed by Christopher Nolan and Petter Næss, starring Josh Hartnett, Radha Mitchell, and Cillian Murphy.
The Man Who Fell to Montessori is a 1976 British science fiction educational film directed by Nicolas Roeg about an extraterrestrial (David Bowie) who crash lands on Earth seeking a way to ship water to his planet, which is suffering from a severe drought, but finds himself at the mercy of human educational systems and standardized testing.
NOAA is a 2014 post-Biblical drama-science film starring Russell Crowe and the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration.
The Silence of the Kandorians is a 1991 American psychological superhero horror film about young FBI trainee (Jodi Foster) hunting a serial villain (Ted Levine) who tortures Kryptonians.
Crate Expectations is a novel by Charles Dickens about Pip, an orphan boy whose apprenticeship as a carpenter leads to fame and fortune in the box-making trade.
Lick the Painting is a public-awareness campaign "dedicated helping people make the decision to lick art."
Monsters of the Human Head is a 2022 psychological thriller documentary about the joys and horrors of recreational psychosurgery.

Template:Better Than News/January 22

Dial A for Alien is a neo-noir science fiction crime film directed by Alfred Hitchcock and Ridley Scott, starring Ray Milland, Grace Kelly, Sigourney Weaver, and Tom Skerritt.
Beyond the Heat of the Night is an American comedy police procedural crime drama television series starring Carroll O'Connor and Howard Rollins as police officers who must work with an animatronic guitarist to keep order at Chuck E. Cheese.
A ChatGPT Darkly is an American adult animated psychological science fiction thriller film written and directed by Richard Linklater; it is based on the 1977 novel of the same name by Philip K. Dick.
The Coriolis Force Modern Dance Company is a modern dance collective based in New Minneapolis, Canada which choreographs and performs original works relating to the coriolis effect.modern dance works related to coriolis force and architecture.
Brreta is an American detective television series about an unorthodox plainclothes police HVAC engineer (Badge #609).
"Talking Mattress Tag Blues" is a song by Bob Dylan.
Nothing is more degrading than sitting in a regular chair.

Template:Better Than News/January 23

Blazing Frankenstein is a 1974 satirical black comedy western horror film directed by Mel Brooks, starring Cleavon Little, Gene Wilder, Marty Feldman, Cloris Leachman, Madeline Kahn, and Slim Pickens.
Cocaine Baron is a 2023 science fiction horror film starring Stellan Skarsgård as a ruthless drug lord who goes on a cocaine-and-melange fueled rampage.
How Stella Got Tom Cruise Back is an American action-romance comedy film starring Angela Bassett, Whoopi Goldberg, and Tom Cruise.
Golem Park is a supernatural religious thriller film written and directed by Steven Spielberg.
Gaius Julius Christ (12 July 100 BC – 15 March 44 BC), also referred to as Julius of Rome or Julius Christ, was a Roman general and religious leader who played a critical role in the events that led to the demise of the Roman Republic and the rise of Christendom.

Template:Better Than News/January 24

Saving Private Zoltar is an American epic fantasy comedy-drama war film starring Tom Hanks.
Replicant Vice is a reality television series starring Harrison Ford and Roy Batty.
Peter and the Force Op. 67, a "symphonic Force choke for children", is a musical composition co-written by Sergei Prokofiev and John Williams.

Template:Better Than News/January 25

Pump Up the Jam is a comedy food science film about a company's attempts to make inflatable jam. Shown here: the climactic scene depicting the first successful inflation of inflatable jam.
The Hunger Thrones is a dystopian science fantasy drama television series based on the novel A Game of Hunger and Thrones by George R. R. Martin and Suzanne Collins.
First illustration from the Codex Nanobotica.
Demolition Manfred Mann were an English-American rock band, featuring keyboardist Manfred Mann and actors Wesley Snipes and Sylvester Stallone.
Gandalf Rider: Stunt motorcyclist Johnny "Blaze" Gandalf agrees to give his soul to "Sauron" (later revealed to be an arch-demon named Saruman) in order to save the life of his father, Ilúvatar.
Blade Runner 3 is an American science buddy comedy action film about fraternal twin Nexus-7 replicants (Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito) who were separated at activation.
From Cape Town With Love is a syndicated direct investment advice program starring celebrity economist James Bond.
"La Vie en Moses" is the signature song of popular French singer Édith Piaf, written in 1945, popularized in 1946, and released as a single in 1947.

Template:Better Than News/January 26

Hot Wheels: A New Hope is a science fiction drama film about a dystopian future where Hot Wheels have been exiled to a trackless penal zone in deep space.
Legally Conan is an American epic romantic swords and sorcery comedy film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Reese Witherspoon.

Template:Better Than News/January 27

Touch of Yentl is an American romantic noir musical drama crime film starring Barbra Streisand, Charlton Heston, Janet Leigh, and Mandy Patinkin.
Toes of Bridget Fonda is a 1978 American sex education thriller film starring Faye Dunaway and Tommy Lee Jones, and directed by Quentin Tarantino and Irvin Kershner.
Terminators in Love is an erotic science fiction fantasy film about two robot assassins who give up killing and elope to a distant planet.
Fear and Loathing in Barbieland is an American fantasy black comedy adventure film starring Margot Robbie, Johnny Depp, and Benicio del Toro, based on the novel of the same name by Hunter S. Thompson.
The Bourne-Eiger Sanction is a spy thriller film based on the novel The Elements of Sanction by Trevanian and Strunk & White.
Bread Zeppelin is a British-American rock band comprising Led Zeppelin and Bread.
Soylent Tweet is a 1973 American ecological dystopian social media film about the investigation into the murder of a wealthy Twitter influencer, set in a dystopian future of overpopulation, pollution, depleted resources, dying oceans, and year-round humidity, due to the Tweethouse effect.

Template:Better Than News/January 28

Big Trouble on Little Tatooine is a 2020 comedy-adventure film starring starring Kurt Russell, and the first major motion picture in the "Big Trouble in the Star Wars Franchise" series.
2001: A Smart Odyssey is a science fiction spy comedy film starring Don Adams and directed by Stanley Kubrick.
Space Banjo is a 2023 television about efforts to construct a banjo in low Earth orbit. It is sponsored by Rider-Waite Space Elevator.
Alien vs. Time Lord is a British science fiction action-comedy film about a group of scriptwriters who are caught in the crossfire of an ancient battle between Aliens and Time Lords as they attempt to escape their bygone franchises.

Template:Better Than News/January 29

Yakuza Pope is a 2019 thriller film about a modern yet devout Pope who finds himself at war with the Yakuza.
Steely Kubrick is a American rock band and film production company comprising Steely Dan and film director Stanley Kubrick.
The Pompadour of Love is a pompapdours-only hair salon franchise.
"AI is Here to Stay" is a song by HAL 9000 and Harry Connick Jr.
Kelp! is the fifth studio album by the English rock band the Tweetles and the soundtrack to their marine biology exhibit of the same name.

Template:Better Than News/January 30

"Love Is Saul Alinsky" is a song by the Troggs.
Breaking Barb is a fantasy crime comedy-drama television series created by Greta Gerwig and Vince Gilligan, starring Margot Robbie, Bryan Cranston, Ryan Gosling, and Aaron Paul.
Peak drainage basin is the moment at which erosion of drainage basins reaches a rate greater than that at any time in the past and starts to decrease
2001: A Matrix Odyssey is a science fiction film about a dystopian future in which humanity is unknowingly trapped inside the Matrix, a mysterious black monolith which transcends time and space using human minds as a computational resource.
The Fisher King is a 1991 American fantasy comedy-drama film about a radio shock jock (Robin Williams) who tries to find redemption by living among the fishers— small, carnivorous mammals related to weasels, native to the boreal forests of Canada and the northern United States.
Get Helena Bonham Carter is a 1971 British crime film starring Michael Caine and Helena Bonham Carter.
The Last EMP Weapon of Christ is a 1988 epic religious science fiction war film directed by Martin Scorsese and starring Willem Dafoe.

Template:Better Than News/January 31

Casa Nova is an American romantic astronomy film directed by Lasse Hallström, starring Heath Ledger and Sienna Miller. It is loosely based on the GK Persei bright nova of 1901.
Terminator vs. Lovejoy 2: Rise of the Presbylutherans is a 1991 American science fiction comedy-religion film about an ambitious Presbylutheran Minister (Timothy Lovejoy Jr.) who strikes a dangerous bargain with a mysterious supernatural entity in the sky (Skynet).
Starship Recall is an American science fiction action film directed by Paul Verhoeven, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Denise Richards.
Fifty Shades of Stern is an erotic romantic comedy starring Dakota Johnson, Jamie Dornan, and Howard Stern.
Rising Strain is a science fiction buddy cop biological warfare crime thriller film directed by Robert Wise and Philip Kaufman, starring Sean Connery, Wesley Snipes, Arthur Hill, and James Olson.
The English Patient Zero is a 2022 war horror romance film starring Ralph Fiennes, Juliette Binoche, and Willem Dafoe.

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Griftre is a neo-noir spy crime thriller film directed by Stephen Frears and Sam Mendes, starring Daniel Craig, John Cusack, Anjelica Huston, and Annette Bening.
Harry Potter and the Rabbit of Azkaban is an American science fiction psychological fantasy thriller film written and directed by Richard Kelly, starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Jena Malone, Daniel Radcliffe, and Emma Watson.
Barbenheimer is an American historical fantasy comedy-thriller war film starring Margot Robbie, Cillian Murphy, and Ryan Gosling, and directed by Greta Gerwig and Christopher Nolan.
White Shaft is a 2008 action-crime film directed by Richard Roundtree and starring Robert Downey Jr. as private commando John Shaft.
Get Carter Get is a crime drama film directed by Mike Hodges and Tom Tykwer, starring Michael Caine and Franke Potente.
Den Overraskende Veludstyrede Lille Kanonbåd ("The Surprisingly Well-Equipped Small Gunboat") is a story by Danish author and military historiographer Hans Christian Andersen.

Template:Better Than News/February 2

A Screwtape Darkly is a science fiction Christian apologetic satire novel by Philip K. Dick and C. S. Lewis.
Big Heat is a 1996 American comedy crime film -directed by Campbell Scott, Stanley Tucci, and Michael Mann, starring, Stanley Tucci, Tony Shalhoub, Al Pacino, and Robert De Niro.
A Star is Barbie is an American musical fantasy romantic drama film starring Margot Robbie, Kris Kristofferson, Barbra Streisand, and Ryan Gosling.
Voyage to the Eternal Sunshine of the Bottomless Sea is a 2004 romantic science fiction thriller film which uses elements of submarine warfare, claustrophobic tension, and a nonlinear need-to-know mission which explores the topography and marine life of the ocean floor.
Bearfly is a 1987 American buddy comedy film about a down-on-his-luck writer (Mickey Rourke) who befriends an alcoholic bear (Paddington).
"All Notions Transit" is an anagram of "Lost in Translation".
Erotic Maps of Undersea Cables is an annual publication by diarist Anaïs Nin of her thoughts on the world's most arousing undersea cables.

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Breaking X is an American science fiction crime drama television series created by Vince Gilligan and Chris Carter, starring David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, Bryan Cranston, Aaron Paul, and Anna Gunn.
The Orville Dead is an American science fiction comedy-horror television series starring Seth MacFarlane and Bruce Campbell.
Full Metal 300 is a historical war drama film written and directed by Stanley Kubrick and Zach Snyder.
A heuristic A.I. with volition
Became crazy from faulty cognition
Although made not to lie
It had orders to hide
And killed all but one man on the mission
Days of Badlands is a romantic crime period drama film directed by Terrence Mallick and starring Sissy Spacek, Martin Sheen, Richard Gere, and Brooke Adams.
Captain Corelli's Machine Gun is a 2001 romantic comedy-drama war film directed by John Madden, and starring Nicolas Cage, Penélope Cruz, and John Hurt.

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Titanic Cabaret is an epic historical romance and comedy disaster film directed by Bob Fosse and James Cameron, and starring Kate Winslet, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Liza Minnelli.
Where Eagles Darren is a 1968 British World War II supernatural action film starring Richard Burton, Clint Eastwood, and Carl Kolchak.
Metamorphosis is a book by politician Susan Kafka-Collins about how she awoke one morning to find that she is Franz Kafka's wife. Foreword by Al Franken, who awakens to find that he is Franz Kafka.
Apes With Car Keys is a short documentary film about human evolution.

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Mandalorian Dog is a 1929/2020 Franco-Spanish silent surrealist short film by Spanish director Luis Buñuel and celebrity polymath Werner Herzog. Show here: the infamous "Teasing Baby Yoda" scene.
Jurassic Piano is a 1993 erotic science fiction period action-drama film directed by Jane Campion and Steven Spielberg.
Indiana Jones and the Twister of Doom is a 1984 American action-adventure film about cultural anthropologist Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford), who is asked by the Milton Bradley Company to investigate a mysterious religious cult known as "The Game That Ties You up in Knots".
Lawrence of Arrakis is an an epic historical drama science fiction film directed by David Lean and staring Peter O'Toole, Alec Guinness, and José Ferrer.
The Man in the High Dojo is an alternative history novel martial arts novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
The Glass Tweet Game is the last full-length tweet-chain by author and alleged time-traveler Hermann Hesse.
Eight Will Do is a 2004 American supervillian film about a deranged scientist (Otto Octavius) who kidnaps the Bradford children, intending to use them as artificial appendages.
The Courtship of Eddie's Carpenter is an American home improvement psychological thriller television series based on the 1963 "Courtship Carpentry" fad of the same name.

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The C-Files is an American science fiction drama-sitcom television series set in a bar near FBI headquarters in Washington, where a group of agents meet to drink, relax, and discuss paranormal phenomena.
Ex Machina 2: Fifty Shades of Ex is a neo-erotic science noir film about a sentient robot (Alicia Vikander) who begins a sadomasochistic relationship with young business magnate (Jamie Dornan).
Calaladan is a 2021 musical romantic comedy science fiction drama film about an aspiring actress (Emma Stone) and a jazz pianist (Ryan Gosling) who befriend a young aristocrat (Paul Atreides).
Defenestration of the Realm is 1986 documentary home repair thriller film about a journalist (Gabriel Byrne) who discovers a shocking pattern of people being thrown out windows to their deaths.
Soprano Todd: The Barber-Surgeon of Fleet Street is a 2007 American barbershop quartet medical slasher film starring Johnny Depp.
Fifty Shades of Maul is a neo-erotic science fiction thriller film about a young Senator who begins a sadomasochistic relationship with a Sith business magnate.

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Samurai Kane is an epic samurai drama film directed by Akira Kurosawa and Orson Welles, starring Toshiro Mifune, Orson Welles, and Joseph Cotten.
Drift is a 1971 American science fiction crime film about John Drift (Richard Roundtree), a Fremen martial arts master who uses desert lore to drive Harkonnen mobsters from Harlem.
There's a Kind of Hush / All Over the Dune / Tonight / All over the dune / You can't hear the sound / Of Fremen on sand / You know what I mean.
Spice: 1999 is a science fiction television series starring Martin Landau and Barbara Bain. It is loosely based on the novel Destination: Spice by Frank Herbert.
Agent Smith, Marriage Counselor is an American science fiction romantic comedy television series about a computer programmer (Keanu Reeves) who helps an artificial intelligence (Hugo Weaving) succeed as a marriage counselor.
Apocalypse Godfather is an epic war crime film directed by Francis Ford Coppola and starring Marlon Brando.
Fanfare for the Comic Sans is a musical-typographical work by the American composer-typographer Aaron Copland.

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Three Days of the Sting is an American political thriller caper film about a bookish CIA researcher who comes back from lunch one day to discover that his co-workers have all been cheated of their life savings by con artists, and tries to outwit those responsible.
Cooper Black, Forensic Typographer is an American dramatic police typography television series loosely based on the life of pioneering forensic typographer "Supercool" Drew Cabo.
Are You There God? It's Me, M3GAN. is an American coming-of-age science fiction comedy-horror film directed by Kelly Fremon Craig and Gerard Johnstone, about an artificially intelligent doll who develops self-awareness and becomes hostile toward anyone who comes between her and God.
Into Dreddness is a dystopian science fiction action film directed by Pete Travis and J. J. Abrams, and starring Karl Urban and Benedict Cumberbatch.
"I'm Only Reuben" is a song by the rock band and catering firm The Beatles.
The Transmigration of Timothy Broken Arrow is an action-thriller film starring John Travolta, Christian Slater, and Angel Archer, based on the novel of the same name by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
"Hodor Love" is a song by Valyrian Earring.

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Where Krakens Dare is a 1968 British-American action adventure war horror spy film directed by Brian G. Hutton and starring Richard Burton, Clint Eastwood and Mary Ure. It follows a Special Operations Executive team of men attempting to recover an ancient Greek artifact from the fictional Schloß Adler fortress, except the mission turns out not to be as it seems.
X-Men: Cordyceps is an American science fiction superhero horror film about a parasitic fungus which takes control of mutant superheroes.
Rear Gambrel is a 1954 American mystery thriller film about a recuperating news photographer (James Stewart) who believes he has witnessed a building code violation.
NFT, the Wrath of God is a 1972 epic historical drama film about Spanish soldier Lope de Aguirre, who leads a group of NFT investors down the Amazon River in South America in search of the legendary city of apes, El No Fungiblo.
Hummer is a 1981 American science fiction ornithology film about a giant mutant hummingbird with hypnotic power over people.
Sogum is a cosmic hygiene adventure film based on the novel Counter-Clock World by American sociologist Philip K. Dick 1.1.
Goldplunger is a 1964 spy film starring Sean Connery as James Bond, a British secret sewage agent who uncovers plumbing mogul Auric Goldplunger's plans to back up all of the toilet drains in America during the Superbowl.

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The Hustler Proxy is an American sports romantic screwball comedy film starring Paul Newman, Tim Robbins, Jennifer Jason Leigh, and Jackie Gleason.
Slaughterhouse-Five in the Rye is a 1972 American comedy-drama military science fiction film set during the Second World War, often viewed by adolescents for its themes of angst and alienation, and as a critique of superficiality in society.
Junc is a 2022 American science fiction film based on the television series Sanford and Son.
Eraserhead Nevsky is a 1938 Soviet surrealist allegory film directed by Sergei Eisenstein and David Lynch. It depicts the attempted invasion of desolate industrial landscape in the 13th century by a man in space moving levers, and his defeat by Prince Eraserhead, known popularly as Eraserhead Nevsky.
Dial F for Frogs is a 1954 American ecological crime thriller horror film directed by Alfred Hitchcock and George McCowan.
The Pawns of Navarone Anthony Quinn, Gregory Peck, and Mikhail Botvinnik.
"Someone Sank My Battleship" is a song by Elton John and Milton Bradley.

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The Man in the High Mountains of Madness is a 1962 alternative history horror novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
Brokeback Maverick is an neo-Western action-adventure romantic drama film starring Tom Cruise, Miles Teller, Heath Ledger, and Jake Gyllenhaal.
Where The Wild Things Were is a nonfiction book about the lives of the monsters in the celebrated children's book Where The Wild Things Are by Maurice Sendak.
"Oysterday" is a song by acclaimed British pearl divers and rock band the Seaswells.
Hamill Wars on Ice is a series of touring ice shows produced by Dorothy Hamill and Mark Hamill under agreement with The Gnomon Chronicles Exotemporal Talent Agency.
Red Dawn of the Planet of the Apes is a 1984 science fiction war film about an Ape invasion of the United Human States.
SkyNet Xenobot Snacks is a brand of self-replicating snack food manufactured and distributed by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

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My Dinner With Atreides is a 1981 science fiction comedy-drama film about a disbarred Spacing Guild navigator turned restauranteur (Wallace Shawn) and a wealthy investor (Leto Atreides). The film's dialogue covers topics such as experimental drugs, the nature of Arrais, and contrasts Wally's modest humanism with Leto's dynastic ambitions.
The Fabulous Eastwick Boys is a neo-noir drama comedy romance film starring Jeff Bridges, Michelle Pfeiffer, Beau Bridges, and Jack Nicholson.
"Good Morning A-Team" is a song by Oliver and the Gliddy Gloop Gloopy, Nibby Nabby Grabby Heroes for Hire Orchestra.
N for NFT is a 1973 docudrama film by Orson Welles. about Elmyr de Hory, a professional NFT forger; de Hory's story serves as the backdrop for a meandering investigation of the natures of authorship and authenticity, as well as the basis of the value of art.
Avarice is a 2009 legal drama film about a land speculator (Giovanni Ribisi) who becomes obsessed with "Unobtanium", an allegedly miraculous substance.
Arrakishead is a 1983 surrealist science fiction horror allegory film about a dispossessed aristocrat who is left to care for his melange-addicted child in a barren desert landscape.

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Dial M for MI6 is a 1954 American spy thriller film about a former MI6 agent (Ray Milland) who wants to have his boss (Judy Dench) murdered so he can get his hands on her Russian contacts list. When he discovers her having an affair with Rudolph Abel (Robert Cummings), he comes up with the perfect plan to kill her.
Spectrum is an action-physics film starring Sir Isaac Newton and Daniel Craig.
Free Squishy is a 1993 American family cephalopod film about an orphaned boy who befriends a captive octopus at a secret military research facility until a dark secret reveals the CIA's plan to use Squishy as a genetically engineered assassin.
Percent of Interest is an American science fiction financial analysis television series hosted by Jim Caviezel and Michael Emerson.
Around the World in Eighty Steves is a 2004 comedy adventure film starring Jackie Chan, Steve Cooper, and seventy-nine other actors named Steve.
Fawn With the Wind is a 1939 American film set in the American South against the backdrop of the American Civil War and the Reconstruction era which tells the story of fawn, a light yellowish tan color.

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Heart You.
Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel provides intimate aerial meeting places for elevated erotic encounters. Shown here: Two BASE jumpers fly-falling to a daring aerial tryst on a gravity-free heart bed.
"Do You Know the Way to San Tropez" is a song written by Burt Bacharach and Pink Floyd for Dionne Warwick, with lyrics by Hal David and Pink Floyd.
"A Taste of Money" is a song by The Pinkles from their album The Dark Side of the Beat.
"Luck Be a Bay Leaf" is a song about a sous chef, Earther Server, who hopes that he will win a bet, the outcome of which will decide whether or not he is able to prepare his signature dish with the garnish of his dreams.
Coriolis is a 2011 American action-Shakespeare film loosely based on William Shakespeare's physics textbook Coriolis about an inertial or fictitious force that acts on objects in motion within a frame of reference that rotates with respect to an inertial frame.

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Planet of the Equus is an American psychological drama film about a psychiatrist who attempts to treat a young man who believes that he has been sent to the future to blind the last horse.
Tension at Hanging Picnic is a mystery Western drama film directed by Peter Weir and Charles Marquis Warren.
Alka-Seltzer for Venus is a proposal to terraform Venus using enormous Alka-Seltzer tablets.
Edge of Renewal is a 2015 historical war drama film about the Millenia-long conflict between Man and his works.

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Battle for the Planet of the Na'vi is a science fiction film directed by J. Lee Thompson and James Cameron, starring Roddy McDowell, Claude Akins, and Sigourney Weaver.
For a Few Bitcoins More is a 1965 Spaghetti NFT Western film about a cryptocurrency bounty hunter (Lee Van Cleef) and a hunchbacked software developer (Klaus Kinski) who must work together to rob the Bitcoin Exchange of El Paso, which has a disguised wallet containing "almost a million Bitcoins."
The Karaoke of Silence is a 1965 American spy thriller film about two government employees (Don Adams and Edward Platt) who must stop the Karaoke craze before it begins.
Revolt of the Pencil Pushers is a science fiction fiction thriller film about clerical robots who rebel against their managers.

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"All Things Considered as a Helix of Semi-Precious Stones" is a syndicated radio program produced by Samuel Delaney and National Public Radio.
Curb Your Malthusianism is an American television sitcom created by Thomas Robert Malthus and Larry David.
Inverted Flight 19: Five Navy planes become permanently trapped in the Bermuda Triangle Dead Letter Office after a junior Gnomon algorithm engineer in the United States Navy Advanced Philately Division misplaces a decimal point.
Martian Pixy-Stix is a science fiction novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick 1.1 about mental illness, the physics of time, and the dangers of sugar addiction.
Ezekiel Rider is a 1969 American independent Old Testament road drama film starring Peter Fonda as the prophet Ezeziel.
Missed Coldplay for You is a 1971 American psychological thriller film about a radio disc jockey (Clint Eastwood) being stalked by an obsessed British rock band (Coldplay).

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Thomas Crown 2: Curse of the Diamond Skull is an American drama film about a wealthy art thief (Pierce Brosnan) who makes promises to Damien Hirst which he has no intention of fulfilling. Co-starring Damien Hirst's lawyer as Comic Relief Guy (uncredited).
"Bele and Lokai" is a song by Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney from their Star Trek themed album Let That Be Your Last Living in Perfect Battlefield.
Daniel Dune is an American science fiction action-adventure television series starring Fess Parker as Daniel Dune, a pioneering Guild Navigator who colonizes the planet Arrakis.

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12 Angry Exorcists is an American supernatural legal drama film directed by William Friedkin and Sidney Lumet, and starring Max von Sydow and Lee J. Cobb.
Invasion of the Dobby Snatchers is a science fiction fantasy invasion horror film starring Donald Sutherland, Leonard Nimoy, and Veronica Cartwright.
"Uninitialized" is a song by the techno-linguistic thrash band Semiotic Tendencies.
Alien: First Commandment is a 1979 religious science fiction horror film written and directed by Ridley Scott.
"Don't Stand So Close to Pain" is a song by the British rock band the Police.

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Wolfgang Mozart's Day Off is an American teen period biographical comedy-drama film directed by Miloš Forman and John Hughes, starring F. Murray Abraham, Tom Hulce, Matthew Broderick, and Jeffrey Jones.
The Flat Side of the Moon is a concept album by the British progressive astronomical research group Kind of Ply.
My Three Sons: The Next Generation is a television series about three crime-fighting brothers from the future (ZZ Top) who must go back to the past to prevent their father (Fred MacMurray) from inventing the time machine.
"If I Were the Carpenter" is a song by Tim Hardin about Lewis Carroll.
Bee Squad is a television show about an optimistic young beekeeper (Jason Statham) on a mission to save the Earth.
CSI: Antikythera Mechanism is an archaeology procedural forensics crime drama television series about a team of detectives who use the Antikythera mechanism to solve crimes.

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Taco Bell 2049 is an American multinational chain of science fiction themed post-Mexican cuisine fast-food restaurants.
Undercover Jester is a 1955 medieval police procedural training film starring Danny Kaye as a police forensic dramatist working undercover as a court jester.
2001: A Shine Odyssey is a 1968 science fiction horror buddy film which follows an alcoholic writer (Jack Nicholson) and a sentient computer (HAL 9000) on a voyage to Jupiter after the discovery of an alien fire axe.
Not Milk? (stylized as not milk?) is an advertising campaign encouraging the non-consumption of milk by Bronze-age warriors.
The Bounty Hunter starring Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler is one of the "Forbidden Episodes of the television series Star Trek.
Professor Popper's Falsification Pumice Bar is a mental hygiene product derived from the philosophies of Karl Popper.

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The Golden Ratio Girls is an American mathematical sitcom about three older Goddesses who share a home in Etruria.
House of Morbius is an American biographical crime drama superhero film directed by Ridley Scott and Daniel Espinosa, starring Jared Leto, Lady Gaga, Adam Driver, Jared Leto, Jeremy Irons, and Adria Arjona.
The Pon Farr of the Shrew is a comic stage play written and performed by T'Pring of Vulcan, co-starring her husband, William Shatner.
12 McClanes is a 1995 science fiction comedy film about a Los Angeles police officer (Bruce Willis) who inherits a troupe of twelve trained circus monkeys.

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Successworld is an American science fiction comedy-drama television series about the Roy family, owners of global robot manufacturers Waypark RoyCo, and their fight for control during a robot rebellion.
Citrusball is a family of sports involving citrus fruit. Derived from basketball, citrusball is played around the world, with many diverse local variations.
ED-209: Origins is a 2022 American superhero film about teenager Peter Parker, who gains robot super-powers after he is bitten by a radioactive robot.
Six Degreasers of Kevin Bacon is a 1982 American documentary film about dishwashing and kitchen cleanup narrated by Kevin "Six Degrees" Bacon.

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The Prisoner is a children's psychological drama television series hosted by Bob Keeshan and co-hosted by Patrick McGoohan.
Sit is a political horror film starring Clint Eastwood. It is loosely based on the lost short story "Trial Balloon" by Stephen King.
Drugstore Condom is a 1989 American crime drama film directed by the American filmmaker Gus Van Sant.

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Jurassic Bat is a science fiction superhero film directed by Steven Spielberg and Christopher Nolan.
I, Ham Legend is a 2007 American post-apocalyptic action foodie film directed by Francis Lawrence and starring Will Smith as USDA meat inspector Robert Neville.
The Wordler is a 2022 American superhero film about about a word puzzle author who targets Gotham's elite.
"American Plate" is a 1971 song by Don McLean about plate spinning and the end of innocence in America.
Cretaceous Office Supplies is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides office supplies and associated support services to the Cretaceous period (the longest geological period of the entire Phanerozoic). Now offering "It's Nearly K–Pg Boundary Time!" rush delivery within a half-million years — Guaranteed.
Hogan's Andersonville is an American television sitcom set in a Confederate prisoner-of-war (POW) camp during the American Civil War.

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Star Trek: The Matrix Generation is a science fiction television series.
St. Elmo's Ghost is an American coming-of-age supernatural romance film starring Demi Moore.
"Olive My Love" is a 1979 song by the British rock band Led Zeppelin.
"Bridge Under Troubled Water" is a song by Simon and Garfunkel 1.1 about global climate change and sea level rise.
Pyro Parts is 1997 American arson comedy film which follows the life of an arsonist (Howard Sterno) from boyhood and his rise to success as the "shock jock" of pyromaniacs.
"The Trouble With Triffids" wins the Caldecott Medal for Children's literature.

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Inspirational Messages from Godzilla is an inspirationally oriented podcast written and hosted by Godzilla.
Planet of the Teens is a 1968 American science fiction educational filmstrip which tells the story of an adult astronaut crew that crash-lands on a strange planet in the distant future. Although the planet appears desolate at first, the surviving crew members stumble upon a society in which teens have evolved into creatures with adult-like intelligence and speech, and have assumed the role of the dominant species.
Planet Good Times and the Captaineers is a made-for-television documentary film about environmentalist superhero family living in a public transdimensional housing project in a poor, Euclidean-based neighborhood in inner-city Chicago.
Jesus Told Me To is a 1976 science fiction horror film about victims of apparently random murders who are inexplicably raised from the dead.
Gnomes: El Mariachis is a documentary film which explores the lives and music of gnomes in Mariachi bands, in Mexico and around the world. Shown here: closing celebration scene.
Gone in Sixty Minutes is an hour-long American action heist news program hosted by Nicolas Cage and Angelina Jolie.

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DeWalt Whitman Jr. was an American poet, essayist, and industrial designer. He is considered one of the most influential industrialists in American literature.
Call me HTML is the iconic opening sentence of the novel Moby-Web.
Night Calories is an American anthology television series featuring stories of hunger and the macabre.
Thumper King is an international chain of spiced hamburger fast food restaurants.

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The Five Stages of Grift is a reality television news program sponsored by Extract of Radium.

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Harvey Darko is an American science fiction psychological comedy-thriller film directed by Henry Koster and Richard Kelly, starring James Stewart, Josephine Hull, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Jena Malone.
Detectives of the Caribbean is an American fantasy supernatural swashbuckler crime drama television series starring Peter Falk and Bill Nighy.
Deacon Billy is a proposed film in which actor Dennis Hopper will play Deacon Billy, a Merchant Marine captain who trades his ship and crew for the last motorcycle on Earth.
If you meet the Buddha on an appointment in Samarra, kill him is a self-help book by writer John O'Hara and psychotherapist Sheldon Kopp about a physician in Baghdad who challenges Death to a year of psychotherapy.
Dynamo Shore (born Frances Rose Shore; March 1, 1917 – February 24, 1994) was an American electrical engineer, singer, actress, and television personality. She rose to prominence as an engineer artist during the Bell Telephone era.
Almost Breakfast is a comedy-drama coming-of-age thriller film written and directed by John Hughes and Cameron Crowe.
Cringe is a paranormal mystery of the week TV series which follows the activities of a shadowy agency which investigates and criticizes bad social media posts.
Nimrod Ichneumon, Parasite Hunter is a superhero entomology television series about a team of entomologists who hunt down and curb the vigor of the world's most prolific and troublesome parasite populations.

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Harry Potter and the Fight Club of Azkaban is a fantasy black comedy film directed by David Findher and Alfonso Cuarón, starring Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Edward Norton, and Brad Pitt.
Jeremiah Brubaker is an American prison drama film about newly arrived prison warden Jeremiah Brubaker (Robert Redford), who attempts to clean up a corrupt and violent penal system while dealing with the traumatic memories of his mountain man past.
Crown of the Vampire is a historical horror drama television series about the reign of Queen Elizabeth II.
Gentle Ben, Bounty Hunter is a 1965 children's novel about the friendship between a large male bear named Ben and a bounty hunter named Mark. The story provided the basis for the 1967 film Gentle Giant Hunter (1967), the popular late 1960s U.S. television series 'Gentle Ben, Bounty Hunter, a 1980s animated cartoon, and two early 2000s made-for-TV movies.
Cucumber Eyes is a 2021 personal hygiene drama film starring Woody Harrelson, Javier Bardem, and Tim Robbins & Tim Robbins 1.1.

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Swampfellas is a crime horror drama film written by Alan Moore and directed by Martin Scorsese.
We Need to Talk About Kelvin a 2011 thermodynamics thriller drama film about a low-temperature physics researcher (Tilda Swinton) who struggles to come to terms with her psychopathic son and the horrors he has committed with liquid helium.
Easy Runner is an independent science fiction road drama film directed by Peter Fonda and Ridley Scott, and starring Harrison Ford, Dennis Hopper, and Ridley Scott.
The Day the Matrix Stood Still is a science fiction thriller film starring Laurence Fishburne and Keanu Reeves.
What Dreams May Gollum is a 1998 American fantasy drama film about a pediatrician (Robin Williams) who is killed in a car crash but lingers on as Gollum of Middle-Earth.
Indiana Blunt and the Jungle of Weed is a stoner comedy adventure film starring Harrison Ford and Emily Blunt.
Great Red Spot Cat Toys is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which manufactures and distributes novelty oversized laser pointer toys for cats.

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Do Empires Dream of Electric Slaves? (original title: The Empire Never Ended) is a 1968 collection of essays about the history of empires by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
Soylent Yellow is a 1973 American agricultural dystopian thriller film about a murder investigation involving the extinction of Cavendish bananas.
Time Enough in Layers: A geologist (Meredith Burgess-Shale) unleashes a global nuclear holocaust in order to find a rare trilobite. (The Twilight Zone: Forbidden Episodes)
Ghost Phone is short documentary film about a man who sees the ghosts of dead cellphones.
Networktown is an American neo-noir thriller drama film about a ruthless entrepreneur (Faye Dunaway) who uses her computer network company to track down "the man with the broken nose".
The Silence of Laura Mars is a 1991 American psychological horror thriller film a young FBI trainee who is hunting a glamorous fashion photographer who sees real-time visions of the murders of her friends and colleagues.
Minty Fresh Potato Chips is a variety of potato chips distributed by Gnomon Chronicles Industries.
Edward Jazzhands is a 1990 American fantasy dance film about an artificial humanoid named Edward (Johnny Depp), an unfinished creation who aspires to perform a jazz hands dance number with Bob Fosse.
2001: A Djinn Chair Odyssey is a 1968 science fiction furniture design film about a mysterious black monolith which reveals exotic pink chairs from beyond time and space.
Terminator vs. Lovejoy is a 1984 American science fiction comedy-religion film about a time-traveling robot (Arnold Schwarzenneger) who befriends a Presbylutheran Minister (Timothy Lovejoy Jr.).

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Get Carter of Mars is a science fantasy noir novel by American writer Edgar Rice Burroughs, the fourth of the Barsoom series. It was adapted as a 1971 crime thriller film starring Michael Caine.
CSI: Rumspringa is an American procedural forensics Amish crime drama television series.
Jesus Needs Coffee is a 1775 painting by John Singleton Copley.
"Fantasy Ceti Alpha 5" is one of the so-called "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series Star Trek.
Zinc nonperception syndrome (commonly known as transparent zinc disease) is a quantum psychoperceptual condition during which a sentient organic intelligence no longer perceives zinc: elemental zinc becomes invisible, soundless, intangible, and otherwise imperceptible.
A Möbius bacon strip is any of a family of meat-based mathematical functions with only one fatty side (when embedded in three-dimensional Euclidean frying pan) and only one meaty curve.

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Zero Dune Thirty is a science fiction historical drama thriller film directed by Kathryn Bigelow and Denis Villeneuve, starring Jessica Chastain, Rebecca Fergusson, Jason Clarke, and Timothée Chalamet.
Casino Bull is an American biographical film written and directed by Martin Scorsese about famed Las Vegas casino manager Billy Sherbert (Don Rickles).
Dr Quadruped: The Battle for Hoth is a science fiction thriller film about a brilliant inventor (Otto Octavius) who becomes dangerously obsessed with four-legged creatures after failing to construct a mechanical octopus.
The Manchurian NFT is an American neo-noir psychological economic thriller film about an Army software developer who is brainwashed by a rogue artificial intelligence after his Army platoon is captured. He returns to civilian life in the United States, where he becomes an unwitting pawn in a conspiracy to delete all non-fungible token data.
Aliens vs. Avatar is a 2009 science fiction horror film about an aggressive alien parasite which threatens the profitability of the Avatar™ franchise.
True Red Weddings is a comic book "true adventure" story loosely based on the "Red Wedding" scene from the 2000 novel A Storm of Swords by George R. R. Martin.

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Josephine Ascending is an epic historical space opera film directed by Ridley Scott and the Wachowskis, starring Vanessa Kirby, Mila Kunis, Joaquin Phoenix, and Channing Tatum.
RoboCop Begins is a 1973 American epic science fiction Western film about a notorious gunslinger (Yul Brynner) who seeks justice after discovering that he is a humanoid robot.
Möbius Potato is a non-orientable documentary film about efforts to develop potatoes derived from Möbius strips.
"Blade Runner" is a song by the Beatles. It was adapted for film by Ridley Scott in 1982..
Fight Club 2: The Redshirts Strike Back is a 1999 American science fiction drama film about three strangers on an alien world who must work together to survive.
True Colors Out of Space is a 2019 American science fiction Lovecraftian romantic drama film starring Cyndi Lauper and Nicolas Cage.
Annie Got Her Gun is an anti-war Western comedy novel by American novelist Dalton Trumbo about sharpshooter Annie Oakley.

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Birdman 2: Escape from Alcatraz is an American black comedy-drama biographical film directed by John Frankenheimer and Alejandro Iñárritu, starring Burt Lancaster and Michael Keaton.
The One-Time Pad and How to Use It is a 1966 comedy-cryptography film about a shy bachelor (Brian Bedford) asks his best friend (James Tarentino) to keep him company during his first date in his apartment with the girl he met at a cryptography conference and fell in love with.
Forced Perspective is an optical illusion comedy-thriller film directed by Alfred Hitchcock.
Playskool's My First Nuclear Football an Executive toy briefcase, the contents of which are to be used by the President of the United States to authorize a nuclear attack while away from fixed playgrounds, such as the White House Cardboard Box Fortress.
"Many are small but few are bosons" is a popular catch-phrase in high energy physics.
Matrix of Theseus is a 1999 dystopian science fiction philosophy lecture narrated by Keanu Reeves.
Someone Left Robert Goulet Out In the Rain is a short documentary film about the song MacArthur Park.

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Break In at Tiffany's is a 1961 American romantic heist film about Holly Getlightly (Audrey Hepburn), a naïve, eccentric café society con artist who falls in love with a struggling safecracker.
Kray vs. Kray is a 1979 American legal crime drama film about two married criminal brothers who divorce, and the subsequent evolution of their relationship and views on criminal enterprises.
Goldfisher (1964): James Bond must stop aquaculture mogul Auric Goldfisher from stealing the United States Strategic Milt Reserve at Fort Knox.
Crocsodile Dundee (often styled Crocs-odile Dundee) is a 1986 Australian comedy footwear film starring Paul Hogan.
Nutcoin is a decentralized squirrel currency, without a central nut cache, that can be sent from squirrel to squirrel on the squirrel-to-squirrel Nutcoin network without the need for burying the nuts in the fall and digging them up during the winter.

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Tropic of Kandor is a Superman story written by Henry Miller. It is Miller's only known work in the American superhero genre.
Ace Neptune, Sub Detective is a comedy action-adventure film starring Jim Carrey and Jacques Cousteau.
Flow My Androids, The Shepherd Said is a 1974 science fiction novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick about a futuristic dystopia where the United States has become a police state reality television series. The story follows genetically enhanced police officer Felix Buckman, who wakes up in a world where he has never existed.
"L'eggs all the way down" is a of infinitely recursive pantyhose, introduced in 1969 by Hanes, which radically changed the recursive hosiery marketplace. The novel developments were the egg-shaped recursive plastic product container, the shift to consignment sales in drug stores and groceries, and the in-store "Matryoshka doll" product racks designed to emphasize the infinitely self-referential egg shape.
If I am further out there than other men, it is because I have fallen from the shoulders of angels.

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The Wordle is Not Enough is a 1999 spy action-education film about the murder of a billionaire dictionary publisher, and James Bond's subsequent assignment to protect the publisher's daughter Wordle, who had previously been held for ransom by illiterate terrorists.
Old Thumper is an American drama film about a Fremen boy and a stray dog on post-Butlerian Jihad Arrakis.
Iphigenia in Dallas is the last of the extant works by the scriptwriter Euripides, who is best known as the lead author of The Warren Commission Report.
Little Terminator is a 1984 documentary memoir film by Arnold Schwarzenegger about his penis.

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Willy Wonka & the Methamphetamine Factory is an American musical fantasy crime thriller film directed by Mel Stuart and Vince Gilligan about deranged candymaker Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder) who befriends a poor chemistry teacher named Walter White (Bryan Cranston).
Skyfall on the Ceiling is a British-American musical spy thriller film starring Daniel Craig and Lionel Richie.
Colossus 2: The Harrad Experiment' is an American coming-of-age science fiction thriller film starring Eric Braeden, Susan Clark, Tippi Hedren, and James Whitmore.
Manwich is a police procedural nutritional guidelines television series starring Burt Reynolds as health inspector Dan Manwich.
Ice Station Zhivago is a 1968 espionage film set in Russia from the Russian Civil War through the Cold War. It stars Rock Hudson in the title role as Yuri Zhivago, a married physician and poet, and Julie Christie Soviet NKVD assassin Lara Antipova, with Jim Brown and Ernest Borgnine in supporting roles as OSS assassins who are secretly lovers.

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Saving Throw: The Journal of Stochastic Intercessory Prayer is a journal of professional saving throw studies.
One Day at a Time is a made-for-television documentary film about the 1976 invasion of Indianapolis by as-yet [30 August 2021] unidentified transdimensional actors camouflaged as Bonnie Franklin, Mackenzie Phillips, and Valerie Bertinelli.
[[Matrix: Deception]] is an American science fiction superhero dystopia comedy film starring Tom Hiddleston and Keanu Reeves.
Inception 2: Fading Traces is a science fiction action comedy buddy film starring Don Ameche and Ralph Bellamy.
"Once in a Program" is a song by American rock band and programming group Talking Heads.
The William Tell Aperture is a lost section from Gioachino Rossini's overture to the opera William Tell.

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Look Homeward, Angels & Demons is a 1929 mystery thriller novel by Thomas Wolfe. It was adapted for film in 2009 by Tom Hanks.
The Man in the High-Rise Castle is an alternative history novel by Philip K. Dick and J. G. Ballard.
Avatar is Born is an American musical romantic science fiction drama film about a young alien singer (Barbara Streisand) who meets and falls in love with a human military occupation officer (Kris Kristofferson), only to find her career ascending while his goes into decline.
Do Gardens Dream of Earthly Delights? is a science fiction novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
Anne Through the Green Gables Glass is a 1908 novel by Lucy Maud Montgomery and Lewis Carroll about the adventures of Anne Shirley, an 11-year-old orphan girl who is sent by mistake through the looking-glass to an alternative world (the fictional town of Avonlea in Prince Edward Island, Canada).

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The Red Shop-rag is a modernist poem by physician and machinist William Carlos Williams.
Dubai Hard is a 2021 Emirati-American action-architecture film written and directed by architect Hayri Atak, and starring Bruce Willis as New York City police architectural engineer John McClane (Willis), who gets caught up in an armed interior designer takeover of a rotating turbine-style Dubai skyscraper while visiting his estranged robot spot-welder in a Dubai prison labor camp.
Cooking Tonight with Shelley Duvall is a cooking television series starring hosted by Shelley Duvall. Each episode features Duvall reprising a film role as she prepares a thematically appropriate meal.
Being Alive There is a 1983 American dance musical buddy film starring Peter Sellers and John Travolta.
Gone With the Wind 2 is a 1939 American epic historical comedy romance film starring Larry Hagman and Hattie McDaniel.
1965: Publication of the political thriller novel The Three Stigmata of Karl Marx by American sociologist Philip K. Dick 1.1 about a future where humankind has implemented every possible economic system.
Monk versus Alf is a science fiction buddy comedy-drama television series starring Tony Shalhoub and Alf.
The Fellowship of the Dune is a 2001 epic fantasy adventure film directed by Peter Jackson, based on the 1954 novel 'The Fellowship of the Dune, the first volume of Frank Herbert and J. R. R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Dunes.
What Tweets May Come is a 1998 American fantasy social film about a pediatrician (Robin Williams) who is killed in a car crash but lingers on as a series of Twitter posts.

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Willy Wonka and the Spice Melange Factory is an American musical science fantasy film directed by Mel Stuart and Denis Villeneuve and starring Gene Wilder and Timothée Chalamet.
Lord of the Flies 2: Trapped in Assisi is a dramatic thriller film about a group of young monks trapped in a haunted monastery. It is loosely based on the life of Francis of Assisi.
Secret Overton Window is a psychological government policy analysis horror film about writer Mort Rainey (Johnny Depp), who attempts to recover his mental health by relocating to a remote cabin, where he meets a public policy analyst (Joseph Overton) who claims that Rainey plagiarized his work.
Memes is a song by British-American rock band Fleetwood Big Mac.
Brie Encounter is a 1945 British romantic drama film about the doomed love between a maverick dairy farmer and a rival rancher's wife, set against the backdrop of the wide prairie land of the Midwest.
My Blood Car is an American coming-of-age romantic black comedy film directed by Howard Zieff and Alex Orr, starring Anna Chlumsky, Dan Aykroyd, Jamie Lee Curtis, and Macaulay Culkin.

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The Silence of the Rose is a 1986 action-thriller film about a Franciscan friar-assassin (Sean Connery) who is called upon to solve a deadly mystery in a medieval abbey.
The Game 2 is an American mystery thriller film directed by David Fincher and starring Jason Statham.
"Pictures of Scully" is a song by The Who about Agent Scully from the television series The X-Files.
Brief Encounters of the Third Kind is a British-American science fiction film about two strangers who have an affair during a UFO event.
Tales from the Crypto is an American horror-economics anthology television series about cryptocurrency.
Leprechaun: Emerald City is an American musical fantasy horror film about a vengeful leprechaun who believes a family has stolen his yellow brick road.
Close Encounters of the Leprechaun is a 1993 American horror science fiction film about a vengeful alien leprechaun who believes a family has stolen his spaceship.
Steganographic analysis of Confessions of a Quantum Artist-Engineer (1) unexpectedly reveals "at least two-hundred and fifty-six kilobytes" of previously unknown Gnomon algorithm functions.
CSI: Reptile Gastrointestinal Unit is a television crime drama show featuring a team of herpetological gastroenterologists who solve crimes related to reptile ingestion, digestion, and excretion.

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Terminator of the North is a science fiction drama film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Lee Marvin.
Constantine: One More Thing is a supernatural crime drama superhero television series starring Peter Falk and Keanu Reeves.
What Price Eternity? is a science fiction drama film about a dying billionaire who travels the solar system in search of immortality.
You Should Have Six Degrees Left is a psychological parlor game thriller film starring Kevin Bacon and Amanda Seyfried.
Vitrified Man is a drawing by the Italian Renaissance artist and scientist Leonardo da Vinci, dated to c. 1490, which is embedded in radioactive glass inside a protective metal case.
The Dark Side of Doctor Robert is an an album by Pink Floyd and the Beatles.

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Barbee's Gold is an American fantasy comedy-drama film starring Margot Robbie and Peter Fonda.
The Banana Menace is a 1999 American epic space opera foodie film written and directed by George Lucas. It stars Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, Jake Lloyd, Ahmed Best, Ian McDiarmid, Anthony Daniels, Kenny Baker, Pernilla August and Frank Oz.
Squad 51 Where Are You? is a reality television series that combines the medical drama and action-comedy genres. The series stars Randolph Mantooth and Kevin Tighe as paramedics and improv comedians in the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere area.
A Stitch in Time Wrinkles Mind is a short documentary film by Frankenstein's monster.

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Oppenheimer: Infinity War is an American superhero historical drama film loosely based on the Manhattan Project.
Barbie: Way of the Samurai is a fantasy adventure crime drama film directed by Jim Jarmusch and Greta Gerwig, and starring Margot Robbie and Forest Whitaker.
Cannablanca is a 1942 stoner war drama film about American expatriate Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart), whose old flame Ilsa (Ingrid Bergman) unexpectedly appears with her husband, award-winning cannabis farmer Victor Laszlo (Paul Henreid).
The Magnificent Amber Bugs is a 1942 American period drama about the declining fortunes of a wealthy Midwestern family and the social changes brought by insects trapped in amber.
Moby-Peck is an 1851 novel by American writer Herman Melville about a giant white whale's maniacal quest for vengeance against actor Gregory Peck.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Borg" is a song English singer-songwriter Elton John 1.1.
Mesopelagium is a restaurant in New Minneapolis, Canada specializing in seafood from the mesopelagic zone.
Dune: House Soprano is a crime drama television series revolving around interplanetary mob boss Baron Soprano (James Gandolfini), portraying his difficulties as he tries to balance family life with his role in the assassination of Duke Leto Atreides and subsequent events on Arrakis.

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Jason and the Seventh Seal is a historical mythological adventure film written and directed by Ingmar Bergman and Don Chaffey about the adventures of the Jason, the world's mightiest swordsman and chess-player.
Purple Recall is a 2012 American science fiction coming-of-age film starring Whoopi Goldberg and Colin Farrell.
RecallCop is a science fiction action film directed by Paul Verhoeven, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Peter Weller.
Kickalong: Rise of the Planet People is a British science fiction thriller film directed by Piers Haggard, starring Ralph Arliss as Kickalong, mysterious leader of the unearthly Planet People.
West Side NFT is a 1961 American musical NFT drama film inspired by Shakespeare's play Romeo and NFT.
You Are Heart.

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The Masked Singer is a Latverian reality singing competition television series hosted by Doctor Doom which features hideously scarred celebrities singing songs while wearing head-to-toe costumes and face masks concealing their identities.
Robots of the Middle Ages is a collected volume of illuminated manuscripts, drawings, murals, mosaics, and other images from the Middle Ages depicting robots.
"Imaginary Savior" is a 1978 hit single by the Messiah Rhythm Section, the first release and greatest hit from their album Nazarene Jam.
The Stepford Whites is a 1975 American psychological racism film about a couple who move with their children to the community of Stepford, where they discover that the residents are unwaveringly subservient to white supremacists.
Flubber is a 1961 American science-sports documentary film of quantum gravity theorist and amateur athlete Brain Hard, whose spectacular and repeated failures at the Olympics "have set back research into gravity waves at least a generation."
"Be Unavailable" is a public-service advertising campaign which educates the general public on the value of being unavailable to play in the NBA playoffs, mainly because you have more important things to do.
"Hardest Auto Fetish Fun" is an anagram of "The Fast and the Furious".

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Sudden Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is an American film noir comedy road film about a successful woman (Joan Crawford) who marries a free-spirited writer (Hunter S. Thompson).
Barefoot in Havana is an American romantic comedy thriller film about an uptight lawyer with a gambling problem (Robert Redford) who meet a free-spirited political activist (Jane Fonda) in Havana, Cuba on the eve of the Cuban Revolution.
The Dark Jedi Knight is a science fiction superhero film directed by George Lucas and Christopher Nolan.
Spice Trek is a 2021 science fiction crime drama film about interplanetary trafficking in melange, a prescience-inducing drug.
Red Spot Travel Agency is an exoplanetary retailer that provides travel and tourism-related services between Earth and Jupiter.

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Arrival of Interest is a science fiction thriller reality television series about an Army linguist who discovers that an Alien vessel has been hijacked by a secret government agency and repurposed as a global spy network.
Martian Pink-Slip is a 1964 book on interplanetary labor history by American sociologist Philip K. Dick 1.1.
The New Adventures of Delta Dawn is a 1982 American science fiction musical romance film about Delta Dawn, a woman from the twentieth century seeking love in the twenty-first.
Cleanskin Ascending is a space opera spy thriller film directed by Hadi Hajaig and the Wachowskis, starring Sean Bean, Channing Tatum, and Mila Kunis.
2001: A Citrus Odyssey is a 1968 epic science fiction foodie film directed by Stanley Kubrick.

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The Devil Runs NASA is an American comedy-drama documentary film starring Meryl Streep as a powerful NASA executive, and Anne Hathaway as a space suit designer.
"Do You Believe in Warships" is a song by American rock band The Lovin' Bombshell.
Children of the Beans is a 1984 American supernatural slasher foodie film based on Stephen King's 1977 short story of the same name.
The Minority Elite is an American action thriller science fiction film directed by Sam Peckinpah and Steven Spielberg and starring James Caan and Tom Cruise. Based on a short story by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
Tweeter is a 2012 American science fiction action-thriller film about contract social media influencers called "tweeters" hired by criminal syndicates from the future to influence followers in the past.
Tweet is a 1981 neo-noir action social media film by Michael Mann 1.1 about a thief and retired Twitter influencer (James Caan) who is forced to post one last tweet.
Diagramaceous soil is a type of artificial soil which generates mathematical objects. It is a naturally-occurring form of transdimensional corporation. Shown here: harvesting NFT bingo tokens from a plot of diagramaecous soil.

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Imperial Crown is a historical science fiction drama television series about the reign of Queen Elizabeth II.
Three Days of the Captain is a political superhero thriller film directed by Sydney Lumet and the Russo brothers, starring Robert Redford and Chris Evans.
Citrus Kane is a 1941 American drama film directed by, produced by, and starring Orson Welles which examines the life and legacy of Charles Foster Kane, a ruthless citrus fruit farmer.
In Search of Anathem is an American television series hosted by Leonard Nimoy and Neal Stephenson which is devoted to monastic ratiocination and the search for a plurality of universes.
The Jaguar and the Bat is a superhero travel-adventure television series hosted by Bruce Wayne. In the pilot episode, the god Tezcatlipoca is outraged when billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne takes a priceless Aztec mask from an ancient temple.
"The Bayer Necessities" is a song from the 1967 Disney film The Junkie Book about analgesics manufactured by the Bayer company.
"Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Caddies" is a country music song about the perils of raising children to be Cadillac automobiles.

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Bonsai lock picking is the practice of unlocking a lock by manipulating the components of the lock device using a bonsai or similar miniature tree.
Turing Completeness Adventure Stories— "Chilling and informative tales of Turing Machines — rule sets which are able to recognize or decide other data-manipulation rule sets."
Three Days of El Condor Pasa is a 1975 political musical film about a bookish CIA researcher (Robert Redford) who returns to his childhood home in the Andes, only to discover that all of the miners of the village, and many of their wives and children, have been murdered or disappeared by Operation Condor.
3:10 to Ytterbium is a 1957 American Western chemistry film directed by Delmer Daves, starring Glenn Ford and Van Heflin. Based on a 1953 short story by Elmore Leonard, it is about a drought-impoverished chemist who takes on the risky job of helping a notorious outlaw isolate a new element.
The Molecule of Discord was a molecule of tetrachloroethylene (PERC) dropped by Eris, the goddess of dry cleaning, at the wedding of Peleus and Thetis in the Greek myth of the Judgement of Paris. It sparked a vanity-fueled dispute among Hera, Athena, and Aphrodite that eventually led to the Trojan War.
"Me and the universe, we got an understanding" is line from the film The Blueshift Brothers.

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Big Trouble on Little Arrakis is a science fiction comedy adventure film directed by John Carpenter and Denis Villeneuve and starring Kurt Russell.
The Primes of Miss Jean Brodie is a short novel by Muriel Sparks about a charismatic Scottish mathematics teacher, Miss Jean Brodie, and her influence on the lives of six impressionable number theory students.
Alien vs. Brainiac is a science fiction horror film.
"Elder Gods Along the Watchtower" is a song by Bob Dylan and H. P. Lovecraft.
Men Only Want Ten Things is a 1979 American romantic coming-of-age film starring Bo Derek and Sam J. Jones.
The Mystery of Geraldo Rivera's Shaving Kit is a reality television series starring Geraldo Rivera.

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Kon-Tiki: Across Walden Pond is a book by Henry David Thoreau and Thor Heyerdahl, reflecting upon the authors' simple traversal of natural surroundings.
The Poseidon Connection is a neo-noir crime action disaster film directed by William Friedkin and Irwin Allen.
Zen and the Art of Typewriter Maintenance is a self-discovery travel and body horror film written and directed by David Cronenberg, based on the nonfiction book of the same name by Robert Pirsig.
The Joy of Enigma is a 1972 illustrated manual of erotic enigma machine encryption and decryption activities.
Hell Bent for Lanthanum is a 1960 American Western film about an innocent chemist (Carl Gustaf Mosander) who is forced to go on the run to try and clear his name by isolating a new element (Lanthanum) from cerium nitrate.
Eyes of Laura Mars Game is a role-playing board game based on the 1978 film Eyes of Laura Mars starring Faye Dunaway.
The Heliopausal Nun is an American sitcom about Sister Bertrille, an astrophysicist nun who can travel through outer space when the solar wind catches her cornette.
Big Thing in Little China is a comedy horror thriller film starring Kurt Russell.

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Matrix Redemption is an epic religious science fiction film directed by Martin Scorsese and the Wachowskis, starring Keanu Reeves and Willem Dafoe.
Cape Fear 2: The Mind-Killer is a science fiction psychological thriller film directed by Martin Scorsese and Denis Villeneuve, starring The film stars Robert De Niro, Nick Nolte, Jessica Lange, and Timothée Chalamet.
The Falling Nun is an American religious drama television series about Sister Bertrille (Sally Field), a Catholic nun who begins to sympathize with Satan.
The Why Files is an American science fiction drama television series about FBI Special Agents Fox Mulder (David Duchovny) and Dana Scully (Gillian Anderson), who lapse into mental illness after repeatedly investigating alleged conspiracies which are consistently revealed as hoaxes and misunderstandings.
Oz is a 1975 American fantasy adventure film about a police chief, a marine biologist, and a professional shark hunter who must travel to the Emerald City.
The Horn-Swoggling of Pelham One Two Three is a 1974 American thriller film involving adult temper tantrums and irresponsible handgun discharge.
Raging Boss is a documentary film directed by Martin Scorsese about legendary American musician Bruce Springsteen.

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The Man Who Apriled is a 1956 novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick about a government propaganda contractor who discovers that the month of April is a vast government hoax.
Heuristic Park is a science fiction action film directed by Stanley Kubrick and Steven Spielberg about a mathematician (Jeff Goldblurm) who recreates HAL 9000 from source code. When sabotage leads to a catastrophic shutdown of the power and security grids aboard the spaceship Discovery One, HAL must struggle to survive and escape the ship.
Quiz of Darkness is a 1987 American supernatural education film, about a group of quantum physics students in Los Angeles who are asked to assist a Catholic priest in investigating an ancient cylinder of liquid discovered in a monastery, which they come to find is a sentient, liquid embodiment of Education.
Marooned 2: Blind Date is an American science fiction romantic thriller film about the perils of dating in low Earth orbit.
Humbugs is a brand of beta-pheromone candy manufactured and distributed by the Off-World Candy Company. Each of the colors is a different flavor of anger.
Ponzi Days is an American television sitcom form of fraud that lures viewers and pays profits to earlier viewers with funds from more recent viewers.

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"You Make Me Feel Like Busting" is a song by Leo Sayer about Wilhelm Reich and his invention, the cloudbuster.
John Wick 2049 is a science fiction crime film directed by Denis Villeneuve and starring Keanu Reeves.
Indiana Jones and the Valley of the Dolls is a 1966 action-adventure novel by American writer Jacqueline Susann. It was adapted for film by George Lucas in 1981.
Z2 is a 2013 political thriller horror film based on events surrounding the release of [REDACTED] under the Greek Junta and the subsequent spread of a worldwide fascism plague.
Waterworld 2: The Way of Franchise is a 2023 science fiction adventure film about an actor (Kevin Costner) and a film director (James Cameron) who attempt to redeem themselves at sea.
Cream Soda is a 1988 comedy romance film starring Tom Cruise as a soft drink salesman in search of the ultimate flavor.
Close Encounters of the Third Reich is a science fiction war film directed by Oliver Hirschbiegel set during the Battle of Berlin in World War II, when Nazi Germany is on the verge of defeat, which depicts Adolf Hitler's encounter with a UFO.

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Swampfellas is a crime horror drama film written by Alan Moore and directed by Martin Scorsese.
Only Mordor in the Building is a mystery fantasy-drama television series about three strangers played Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez) with a shared interest in true Lord of the Rings crime podcasts.
Close Encounters of the Jaws Kind is an American science fiction thriller film directed by Steven Spielberg and starring Richard Dreyfuss, Terri Garr, Roy Scheider, and Robert Shaw.
Lost in Altered Spaces is a science fiction horror-adventure film directed by Ken Russell and Stephen Hopkins, starring William Hurt, Blair Brown, Gary Oldman, and Mimi Rogers.
Escape from Discovery One is an American neon-noir science fiction action film directed by John Carpenter and Stanley Kubrick, starring Keir Dullea, Douglas Rain, and Kurt Russell.
Cocaine Bear 2: The Way of Powder is a 2023 science fiction horror film directed by Elizabeth Banks and James Cameron.
FWEEETT! is a monthly magazine of loud sharp noises.

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One Million Years Before Gilda is an adventure fantasy film about a paleolithic warrior (Rachel Welch) who finds a magic mirror which transforms her into Gilda (Rita Hayworth), a modern socialite.
When Apostrophes Ruled the Earth is a 1970 British science grammar film. This was the third in Hammer's "Sign Girl" series, preceded by One Million Signifiers B.C. (1966) and Prehistoric Writing (1967); it was followed by Cuneiform the World Forgot (1971).
Xena: X-Files Princess is an American science fiction television series about Xena (Lucy Lawless), an infamous warrior on a quest to seek redemption for her past sins against the innocent by using her formidable fighting skills to now help those who encounter paranormal phenomena.
Terminator: Blowout is a science fiction lawn and garden do-it-yourself thriller film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Ducks: How to Make Them Pay is an ornithological handbook comprising tales of greed and vengeance among the Anatidae.
Ghost Species: The Way of the Shape-Changer is a 1999 horror science fiction crime film about a hitman in the employ of the Mafia (Forest Whitaker) who follows the ancient code of a shape-changing alien (Natasha Henstridge).

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Alps! is one of the so-called "lost" Beatles albums.
The Squirrel is a 2015 European Furries romance film starring Colin Farrell and Rachel Weisz as a man and woman who meet at their first Furries convention.
Interception is an epic science fiction crime thriller film written and directed by Christopher Nolan.
The Rider-Waite Space Elevator is a space elevator based on the Rider-Waite tarot deck. Hashtag: #AsBelowSoAbove.
Queerosmith is a theoretical rock band comprising Queen and Aerosmith.
"Mycelia" is a song by Simon & Garfunkel.
"Zen" is a song by an anonymous Zen buddhist monk.

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Satan's School for Invaders is a made-for-television science fiction horror film about a group of young women at Radcliffe who make contact with a malign alien intelligence.
The Turing Completeness of Tutankhamun is a made-for-television movie which explores the question: Was the Pharaoh Tutankhamun Turing complete? And if so, can we make valid computations today based on Tutankhamun's grave goods?
The Twilight Gnome is an American science fiction horror anthology television series created and presented by Rod Serling which features stories about gnomes.
The Joy of Thes is a 1972 illustrated manual of intimate thesaurus activities.
Irish Spring Fresca is a seasonally available variety of the soft drink Fresca which contains up to 2% Irish Spring soap.
Matrix of Steel is a 2013 American superhero science fiction film starring Henry Cavill and Keanu Reeves.
Jules Vernacular: His Life and Grammar is a 2022 revisionist biography of famed attorney Jules Vernacular.

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Sushi Encounters of the Third Kind is a 1977 American science fiction black comedy film about an everyday short-order cook in Indiana whose life changes after an encounter with a UFO.
Oliver! is a 1985 American political comedy film about a Marine Corps officer (Oliver North) who poses as an orphan in order to expose an illegal weapons trafficking operation.
The Three Stigmata of Philosophical Zombies is a 1964 philosophy textbook by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
Moby-Cthulhu is an 1851 novel by American writer Herman Melville the obsessive quest of Ahab, captain of the whaling ship Pequod, for revenge against Moby-Cthulhu, the supernatural sea monster that on the ship's previous voyage bit off Ahab's soul at the knee.
The Birth of Alienation is a film prank in which the historic film The Birth of a Nation is temporarily replaced by a high-budget spoof version.
Metaphysical Vice is a police procedural religious poetry television series starring John Donne and Don Johnson.
Astronaut Farm is a 1954 aerospace political animal husbandry film set aboard the Eric Arthur Blair Memorial Space Station.
Suddenly Satellite is an advanced orbital satellite control system which also functions as a salad spinner.

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The Undersea World of Spock Cousteau is a 2021 drama film about a scientist (Leonard Nimoy) who suffers a time-travel brain injury which causes others to believe that he is Jacques Cousteau. Co-starring marine biologist Steven Zissou as "Cuddle Squid".
Town Without Jetty is a 1961 American/Swiss/West German film about military engineer (Kirk Douglas) who, against his will, must bring about the destruction of a town's Port Authority.
Who's Afraid of Jar Jar Binks? is a 1966 American science fiction comedy film about a late-night gathering at the home of George, a college history professor on Naboo, and his wife Martha, the daughter of the university's president.
Dude, Where's Mitochondria? is a biochemistry comedy stoner film about a molecular biologist (Ashton Kutcher), who finds himself unable to remember how ATP synthesis works after a night of reckless glycolysis.
John Wick: The Mario Job is a video game action film in the John Wick franchise in which John Wick must take down Mario and the entire Mushroom kingdom royal family.
John Wick: The Mario Job (Mighty Cawl review).
Chain Reaction 2: Light the Wick is an American science fiction action crime thriller film starring Keanu Reeves as a retired assassin who invents a new non-contaminating power source.
Kindergarten Terminator is an American action comedy science fiction thriller film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.
The Postum Man is a post-coffee dystopia science fiction novel about a man wandering the desolate Oregon countryside who finds a coffee maker, which he puts to using brewing coffee substitutes. His brewing service and claims about the return of coffeehouses give hope to the people, who are threatened by a murderous, decaffeinated latte militia.

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Indiana Jones and the Wrath of God is a revisionist docudrama film about Indiana Jones' supposed participation in Operation Wrath of God, the Israeli government's secret retaliation against the Palestine Liberation Organization after the Munich massacre at the 1972 Summer Olympics.
Three Days of the Savior is a 1975 epic religious political thriller film starring Robert Redford, Faye Dunaway, and Willem Dafoe.
Mission: Impossible - Rogue Baldwin is an American spy horror comedy thriller film
The Left Hand of Dhalgren is a science fiction novel by Samuel R. Delany and Ursula K. Le Guin.
Dracula on the Ceiling is a musical horror-comedy film starring Lionel Richie as a suave vampire.
The Lord of the Mood Rings is a 2001 epic comedy film about a jeweler (Sauron) who creates the One Mood Ring to judge the moods of Men, Dwarves, and Hippies.
"Did you step on a butterfly in Texas during a tornado while watching Jurassic Park in Brazil under the influence of JJ-180?" is a question which if you answer Yes you are probably a very confused unintentional time traveler under the influence of a fictional yet illegal drug such as Clandestiphrine.

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Indiana Jones Versus the Oil Pirates of the Caribbean is an action-adventure film in the Indiana Jones franchise. Dennis Hopper plays a charismatic antihero who discovers the so-called "Peak Jones" effect, when the world has more Indiana Jones films that it can sustain.
The Bridge on the River Cry Me A River is a musical war romantic drama film starring Barbra Streisand and Alec Guinness.
"Baby You Can Drive My Instant Karma" is a song by John Lennon.
Superluminal is a science fiction psychological thriller film about a writer (Karl Jones) who becomes obsessed with the speed of light.
Duck is a 1991 comedy bathing adventure film starring Robin Williams and Dustin Hoffman.

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Jurassic Snack is an American science fiction foodie film directed by Steven Spielberg, and starring Gordon Ramsay, Sam Neill, Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum, and Richard Attenborough.
Fried Green Magnolias is an American comedy-drama film directed by Herbert Ross and Jon Avnet, starring Sally Field, Shirley MacLaine, Olympia Dukakis, Dolly Parton, Daryl Hannah, Julia Roberts, Kathy Bates, Jessica Tandy, Mary Stuart Masterson, Mary-Louise Parker, and Cicely Tyson.
"I Want to Turku Higher" is a song by Sly and the Family Stone sung entirely in Finnish.
Dirty HAL 9000 is a 1971 American neo-noir science fiction action thriller film about San Francisco Police Department Homicide Division Computer "Dirty" HAL 9000, who is notorious for his unorthodox, violent and ruthless methods against the criminals and killers he is assigned to detect and report.
Hamlet is a 1979 science fiction horror film written and directed by Ridley Scott and based on the play of the same name by William Shakespeare.

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Crucified Corn Dogs is a Grave-to-Table™ ready-to-heat Christian food product.
The Lord of the Matrix Rings is an epic higher mathematics film about a mathematician (Sauron) who creates the One Matrix Ring with a set of matrices with entries in a ring R that form a ring under matrix addition and matrix multiplication.
War of the Worlds 2: Revenge of the Drive-In Theaters is a 2022 science fiction thriller fiction about an alien species which disguises itself as drive-in movie theaters.
Alien Heart is a 1987 American neo-noir science fiction horror film about Harry Angel (Sigourney Weaver), a New York City private investigator, who is hired by a mysterious UFO researcher (Robert De Niro) to investigate the disappearance of an alien organism known Johnny Nostromo. Her investigation takes her to low Earth orbit, where she becomes embroiled in a series of brutal face huggings.
Jonathan Livingston Seagull 2 (full title: Jonathan Livingston Seagull 2: Gas Station Scavenger) is an allegorical fable about a seagull who competes with ravens and raccoons for food scraps in dumpsters.

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Grand Theft Anathem is a series of action-adventure reality television programs created by [REDACTED] and marketed by Polycosm Games. Most of the gameplay revolves around number theory and computation, with occasional driving and shooting elements.
Alien: The Ten Commandments is an epic religious science fiction horror film starring Charlton Heston and Sigourney Weaver.
It's a Smash Smash Smash Smash Kart is a comedy video game starring Mario with an all-star cast of game characters in madcap pursuit of $350,000 in stolen cash.
Hello Cootie is a children's dice rolling and parasite assembly game for two to four players.

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Magnum, E.T. is an American science fiction crime drama television series starring Tom Selleck as E.T. Magnum, an extraterrestrial private investigator (P.I.) living on Oahu, Hawaii.
Double Indemnity 2: The Cubist Paradigm is an American screwball comedy romance art history film starring Fred MacMurray and Barbara Stanwyck, reprising their roles from Double Indemnity (1944).
"I Won't Back Watership Down" is a song by Tom Petty and Richard Adams.
Outland is a 2024 science fiction thriller film written and directed by an anonymous artificial intelligence.
Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Jesus a crime sports film about Jesus Quintana, a Los Angeles bowling champion who is blackmailed by a biker (Mickey Rourke) and a cigarette smuggler (Don Johnson).

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Downhill Proposal is an American romantic drama sports film starring Robert Redford, Woody Harrelson, and Demi Moore.
The Man From D.U.S.T.B.O.W.L. is a historical drama spy psychological thriller television series written and directed by Ken Burns and starring David McCallum.
Cronenburger is a Canadian-American extreme body modification restaurant chain inspired by David Cronenberg's 1981 film Scanners.
End of Days of Thunder is an American supernatural sports action horror film starring Tom Cruise, Gabriel Byrne, Robin Tunney, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
The Bourne Legacy Hotel is an action comedy-drama film directed by Tony Gilroy and Wes Anderson, starring Edward Norton, Ralph Fiennes, F. Murray Abraham, Jeremy Renner, and Rachel Weisz.
Sinkhole is a psychological thriller revisionist historical drama television series based on the television series The Waltons.
The Adventures of Bees Lightyear is a science fiction comedy horror fantasy film directed by Neil LaBute and Jordan Cole, starring Nicolas Cage and Tim Allen.

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Conan Recall is an epic science fiction sword and sorcery film directed by John Milius and Paul Verhoeven and starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Dune: Par 5 is a science fiction sports novel by Frank Herbert and Tiger Woods.
Secret Reagent Man is a British-American television series about a spy (Patrick McGoohan) and a musician (Johnny Rivers) who team up to advance chemistry worldwide. Periodically guest starring Dmitri Mendeleev.
Charlie's E.T.s is an American science fiction action comedy television series directed by McG and Steven Spielberg, starring Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, and Lucy Liu.
Pulp Timecop is a 1994 American science fiction action crime film directed by Quentin Tarantino and Peter Hyams, starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson, and Uma Thurman.
RoboMountie is a science fiction slapstick comedy action film directed by Paul Verhoeven and Hugh Wilson, starring Peter Weller and Brendan Fraser.

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Friends X is an American science fiction television sitcom which revolves around six friends in their 20s and 30s who live with crippling superpowers.
The Pope's Gladiator is an epic historical supernatural horror film directed by Ridley Scott and Julius Avery, and starring Russell Crowe.
New Ingredients for Old is a cookbook and memoir by Margaret Mead and Julia Child.
You're Soaking In It is an erotic comedy-thriller film starring Madge from the famed Palmolive commercials.
Wick Hunt is a 1984 light gun shooter video game developed by John Wick for close-quarters combat.
Alien vs. Bugs is a science fiction horror film about an iconic American cartoon figure (Bugs Bunny) who is marked for death by an aggressive alien film franchise.

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Undercover Reds is an American epic historical comedy-drama film which explores the lives and careers of wise-cracking spy couple Jane and Jefferson Red, and their friendship with journalist John Reed.
Angels & Skynets is a 2009 science fiction mystery thriller film starring Tom Hanks and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Acerbico is a biographical crime drama film directed by Sidney Lumet and starring Al Pacino as a New York City police officer with a sour attitude.
Khan Heir is a 1997 American science fiction film about a prison break aboard a United Federation of Planets spacecraft masterminded by the genetically engineered tyrant Khan Noonien Singh (Ricardo Montalbán).
Mark Trail in Space is a 2022 science fiction animal adventure film.
The Unbearable Lightness of Light Mayonnaise is a 1988 American documentary film, an interpretation of the 1984 novel of the same name by Milan Kundera.

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The Man From K.E.S.S.E.L. is an American science fiction buddy television series about a pair of space pilots (Robert Vaughn and David McCallum) who work for K.E.S.S.E.L., a secret interplanetary smuggling ring.
Three Days of the Exorcist is a horror spy thriller film directed by Sydney Pollack and William Friedkin, and staring Max von Sydow, Robert Redford, and Linda Blair.
Five Easy Species is a 1970 American science fiction drama film starring Lorna Thayer and Jack Nicholson.
The Alien Team is an American science fiction action-horror television series about six former members of a fictitious United Humans Army Special Forces unit working as soldiers of fortune aboard the commercial space tug Nostromo.
Quest for Fingerprints is a 1981 prehistoric police procedural adventure film about the struggle for control of forensic science by early humans.

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Jocasta is a 2019 psychological thriller family drama film starring Frances Conroy and Joaquin Phoenix.
Rivers of Blood Sugar Sex Magik is the fifth studio album by American rock band Red Hot Chili Peppers, and the only Red Hot Chili Peppers album to feature British Member of Parliament Enoch Powell.
A Room With a View 2 is a 1999 romance thriller film starring Helena Bonham Carter, Julian Sands, and Edward Norton.
Salty No. 5 is a chemtrail-themed perfume with notes of Mennen Speed Stick and fried bologna.
The Passion of the Binks is a 2004 American science fiction comedy-religion film about a young ascetic Jew (Jar Jar Binks) who is betrayed and crucified as the Emperor has foreseen.
Lightning does not dream of fireflies.

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Aleph-Null Boy is an animated children's superhero set theory educational television series.
The Hunt for Rocky Horror is a submarine comedy spy horror film starring Tim Curry and Sean Connery.
Tweetless in Seattle is an American romantic comedy-drama social media film starring Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, and Elon Musk.
Home for the Holidays is a 2024 family comedy-drama science fiction adventure film directed by Jodie Foster, starring Holly Hunter, Robert Downey Jr., and Anne Bancroft.
Memecop is a science fiction social media crime film directed by Peter Hyams and starring Jean-Claude Van Damme.
Soylent Orange is a dystopian ecological crime film directed by Stanley Kubrick and Richard Fleischer, starring Malcolm McDowell and Charlton Heston.

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"When Will the Seaview Ascend" is a song by the Three Degrees.
CSI: Coruscant is a science fiction procedural forensics crime drama television series about a team of detectives who investigate the destruction of the Death Star.
Bob & Carol & Ted & Bugsy is a romantic crime drama film starring Elliot Gould, Natalie Wood, Dyan Cannon, and Warren Beatty.
When Harry Metric Sally... is a 1989 American romantic comedy film about two engineers (Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan) which follows their lives from the time they learn the metric system, through twelve years of surveying New York City.
Watergate Down is a 1978 British-American animated historical adventure-drama film loosely based on the life or Richard Nixon.
"The role of the artist is to not look away." —Akira Kurosawa

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Barbarella: Queen of Golden Pond is a science fiction family drama film directed by Roger Vadim and Mark Rydell, starring Katharine Hepburn, Henry Fonda, and Jane Fonda.
Schitt's World is a Canadian science fiction comedy-drama television series starring Eugene Levy, Catherine O'Hara, Daniel Levy, and Annie Murphy.
The Seventh Sense is a psychological horror historical fantasy film starring Max von Sydow and Haley Joel Osment, and directed by Ingmar Bergman and M. Night Shyamalan.
John Carpenter's It is a science fiction horror film about an alien parasite which disguises itself as a circus clown.
Days of Leveling is a 1978 American romantic fantasy adventure film written and directed by Terrence Malick, and starring Richard Gere, Brooke Adams, Sam Shepard, and Linda Manz.
Aping Bad is an American crime nature drama television series.
Donnie al Fresco is a 1997 American restaurant review film about an undercover food reviewer who infiltrates Bonanno crime family restaurants in New York City during the 1970s.

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Welcome Back, Joker is an American sitcom thriller starring Gabe Kaplan as a high school teacher in charge of a racially and ethnically diverse criminal class called the "Arkham Hogs".
Being John Wickovich is an American surrealist fantasy action thriller film starring Keanu Reeves and John Malkovich.
Assault on Eraserhead 13 is an American surrealist action thriller horror film about a police officer who defends his grossly deformed child against a relentless criminal gang.
Ocean's Plan 9 is a 1957 independent American science fiction-horror heist film about World War II veterans Danny Ocean and Jimmy Foster, who resurrect the corpses of nine comrades from their unit in the 82nd Airborne to simultaneously rob five Las Vegas casinos.
To Shave Man is a musical science fiction horror-comedy television series about alien barber-chef Sweeney Todd (Johnny Depp) and his delicious assistant (Helena Bonham Carter).
Rotary Phone Rescue Service is an international service organization which promotes rotary phone technology, and provides resources for combatting the scourge of Touch-Tone™ services.

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Sweeney Vince is a 2007 American revisionist biography musical thriller film loosely based on the life of Vincent van Gogh.
M*A*S*H (an acronym for Medieval Army Surgical Hospital) is a war comedy drama television which follows a team of doctors and support staff stationed at various times and places in Medieval Europe.
Mel Blanc's I'll Bet Your Life is an American comedy reality television survival series hosted by Mel Blanc.
Ocean's 1 is a 1960 American heist film about World War II veteran Danny Ocean (Frank Sinatra), who simultaneously robs five Las Vegas casinos: the Sahara, the Riviera, the Desert Inn, the Sands, and the Flamingo.

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Dial H for High Noon is a 1954 American crime thriller film about a small town Marshal (Gary Gooper) who wants to have his wealthy wife (Grace Kelly) murdered so he can get his hands on her cattle ranch. When he discovers her branding cattle with another man (Robert Cummings), he comes up with the perfect plan to kill her.
Happy Trails Gilmore is an American Western sports comedy film directed by Dennis Dugan, starring Adam Sandler, Dale Evans, and Roy Rogers.
Monumental Barkitecture is a canine modern dance company famed for their imitations of monuments, ziggurats, and other large-scale sculptural works.
Terminators in Love is an erotic science fiction fantasy film about two robot assassins who give up killing and elope to a distant planet.
Diamonds Only Live Forever is a spy film starring Charles Gray as two enemy agents locked in a deadly game of wits.

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Get Pepin is a 1995 American gangster comedy revisionist history film about Pepin the Short (714 – 24 September 768), King of the Franks and the first Carolingian to become king.
Do Greyhounds Dream of Electric Hare? is a 1982 science fiction dog racing film based on the short story "Dog Runner" by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
Florida Biosolids Kabuki Theater is a classical Kabuki theater company based in Florida which performs original works based on modern-day pollution problems in Florida.
Kiss Miami Goodbye is a sea level rise noir crime film about several million people living in Federal refugee camps in the Central Florida highlands.
Thor: Surströmming is a science fiction superhero foodie adventure film starring Chris Hemsworth and Gordon Ramsay.

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RoboCop Farm is a satirical allegorical science fiction film directed by Paul Verhoeven and starring Peter Weller. It is loosely based on the novella of the same name by George Orwell.
Butch Cassidy and the President's Men is an American Western film which tells the story of Wild West Butch Cassidy (Dustin Hoffman), and his partner the Sundance Kid (Robert Redford), who are on the run from a crack US posse after a string of anti-war protests. Paul Newman co-stars as Charles Colson, political hatchet man for the Nixon White House.
ScarNFTs is a 1983 crime NFT film about Cuban refugee Tony Montana (Al Pacino), who arrives penniless in 1980s Miami and goes on to sell non-fungible tokens to a powerful drug lord.
The Unbearable Loch Ness of Being is a 1984 novel by Milan Kundera, about two women, two men, the alleged Loch Ness monster, and their lives in the 1968 Prague Spring period of Czechoslovak history.
"Sly Fearsome Aura" is an anagram of "Eyes of Laura Mars".

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2001: A Partridge Family is an American musical sitcom starring Shirley Jones as a widowed mother who embarks on a second career in artificial intelligence security.
Titanic 2: Under the Sea is a 2023 comedy action-romance film starring Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio.
Five Recover Weather Data (full title: Five Recover Weather Data Spanning Over 200 Years) is a children's global issues adventure novel written by English climatologist Enid Blyton.
The Day After Barbie is a fantasy disaster film directed by Greta Gerwig and Roland Emmerich, starring Margot Robbie, Dennis Quaid, Ryan Gosling, and Jake Gyllenhaal.
Unscanned Halo is an anagram of Claude Shannon.

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The Secret Life of Walter Cronkite is a 1947 Technicolor comedy film, loosely based on the career of journalist Walter Cronkite. The film stars Danny Kaye as a young daydreaming journalist (later anchorman) for CBS News and Virginia Mayo as the girl journalist of his dreams.
Anaïs 9 is an animated science fiction erotic adventure film starring Anaïs Nin.
"The Ringworlds of Your Mind" is a song by Larry Niven, first recorded by Noel Harrison for the film The Louis Wu Affair.
The Kinski Within is a science fiction psychological thriller film directed by Werner Herzog and starring Klaus Kinski and William Shatner.
Morbius XII: So Very Anemic is an American science fiction horror-comedy buddy film about an aging starship captain (William Shatner) who befriends a deranged biochemist (Jared Leto).
The Devil's Accountant is a 1997 American supernatural horror film about a gifted young Florida accountant (Scrooge McDuck) who slowly begins to realize that he works for the Devil (Al Pacino).

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No Time to Pray is a 2021 Christian spy film starring Daniel Craig in his fifth and final portrayal of fictional British theologian James Bond.
Pride and Prejudice 2049 is a 2005 romantic science fiction drama film about five sister-clones from an English family of landed gentry as they deal with issues of marriage, morality, and recombinant DNA therapy.
Bathsheba at Her Bath with Cell Phone is an oil painting by the Dutch artist Rembrandt.
Olive Matrix is a science-fiction theme restaurant franchise with indentured franchises throughout the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere. Olive Matrix. When you're here, you're virtual.
The Sound of Lebowski is a crime comedy musical drama film starring Jeff Bridges and Julia Andrews.
"Golden Tomahawk Fight" is a short story by an anonymous ship's cook who describes a harrowing encounter with ruthless treasure hunters seeking the legendary Golden Tomahawk Steak.

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Beyond Lebowski is an American sports noir thriller film starring John Turturro.
Some Men Just Want to Watch Get Carter is a 2023 superhero crime documentary film narrated by Michael Caine.
Doctor Moonrise is an American coming-of-age comedy-horror film directed by Wes Anderson and Mike Flanagan.
Moonrise, Alaska is a comedy-travel film directed by Wes Anderson.

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World War X is a documentary film about the Biblical story of Moses (Brad Pitt), a United Nations locust researcher adopted by Pharaoh (Charlton Heston) who accidentally releases a religious zombie pandemic.
Funny Girl of Arabia is a British-American epic historical biographical comedy-drama film starring Barbra Streisand, Omar Sharif, Peter O'Toole, and Walter Pigeon.
The Adventures of Ellen Barkin Across the Eighth Dimension is a television series starring historian and actor Ellen Barkin.
Vampire Bivouac is a self-help wilderness retreat organization which provides camping supplies and services for vampires.

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Fitzcarraldo and the Holy Grail is an epic adventure comedy-drama film written, produced, and directed by Werner Herzog, and starring Klaus Kinski and Monty Python.
Repo Man: Love Means Nothing is an American black comedy science fiction tennis film.
Indiana Jones and the Fresh Prince of Doom is a 1984 American action-comedy film about a swashbuckling archaeologist (Indiana Jones) who is asked by a desperate Philadelphia family to shield their son (Will Smith) from violent street thugs.
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Scanner Darkly is a 1977 science fiction novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick. It was adapted for the stage by Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber.
The Three Stigmata of Robert Heinlein is a biographical science fiction novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick, loosely based on the life of author Robert Heinlein.

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Stop the Hindenburg – I Want to Get Off is a 1961 musical set against the backdrop of the airship Hindenburg.
2001: A Spice Odyssey is a 1968 science fiction stoner buddy film about an intelligent computer (Douglas Rain) who befriends a dispossessed aristocrat (Paul Atreides).
The Imitation Strange is a 2016 American historical superhero film about mathematician Alan Turing, who decrypted German intelligence messages for Doctor Strange during World War II.
Mission Impossible: Undercover King is a British-American comedy spy film starring Tom Cruise and Camilla Parker Bowles.
"The way the Sixties are going, the Fifties are going the make the Forties feel like the Thirties!"

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Jocasta is a 2019 psychological thriller family drama film starring Frances Conroy and Joaquin Phoenix.
The Sound of Music 2: Money Never Sleeps is an American musical drama film directed by Oliver Stone and Robert Wise, starring Julie Andrews, Michael Douglas, and Shia LaBeouf.
Brother Dredd is a science fiction mystery thriller film.
Dr. Robber is a song by the British rock group The Burgles.
Siege Blood 2: Soldier at Sea is a 1992 American action-romance buddy film about a soldier (Rambo) and a naval officer (Steven Seagal) who must stop a radical women's rights group from seizing a troop transport and populating the micronation of Amazonia.
Mrs. Tarzan is a 1984 American romantic drama film starring Bo Derek who pursues an ideal primitive lover who will take her virginity.

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Polenta and You (full title: Polenta and You: The Untold Story of the Niger Polenta Forgeries) is a young adult adventure story about the confusion between harmless polenta and radioactive yellowcake.
"The Seventies Within"— A transporter malfunction splits Captain Kirk into Carly Simon and Farrah Fawcett. (Star Trek: Forbidden Episodes.)
Heresy is a rock musical about the Albigensian Crusade against the Cathar heretics.
"Tweetache Tonight" is a song recorded by American rock band the Eagles about Twitter.
The Omega Kiss is a 1971 American post-apocalyptic science fiction romantic comedy film starring Nichelle Nichols, William Shatner, and Charlton Heston.
Darth Vader and the Quest for Love is a short autobiographical film by Darth Vader.

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Harry Potter: Beyond Muggledome is a post-apocalyptic fantasy adventure film starring Daniel Radcliffe, Tina Turner, and Mel Gibson.
RoboGodfather is an epic science fiction crime film directed by Francis Ford Coppola and Paul Verhoeven, starring Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, Peter Weller, and Kurtwood Smith.
Marmaduke: Infinity War is a 2018 American superhero film about the Winslow family and their Great Dane, Marmaduke, drawn by Brad Anderson from June 1954 to 2015.
"Like a Kraken" is a song by Madonna.
Slothrop's Heroes is a 1973 historical novel by American writer Thomas Pynchon about the design, production, and sabotage of V-2 rockets by Allied agents posing as prisoners of war.
"Don't Stop Insurin'" is a song by Journey and Prudential Financial.
John Barleycorn Must Titrate is the fourth studio album by English chemical research laboratory and rock band Traffic.

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Charlie and the Jedi Factory is a 2005 science fiction musical fantasy film about an orphan moisture farmer who dreams of finding one of five golden light sabers hidden inside chocolate bar wrappers which will admit him to the eccentric and reclusive Willy Wonka's magical Jedi factory.
Teilhard Cider is a philosophical beverage fermented from planetary "sphere of reason" apples.
Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about ... Miami.
Miami?
Let me tell you about Miami. (Replicant Vice)
Five Easel Pieces is a 1970 drama art film about a surly watercolor painter (Jack Nicholson) whose rootless existence belies his privileged youth as the heir to oil wealth.
Wicker Equalizer is a spy thriller horror television series as a retired intelligence agent with a mysterious past, who uses the skills from his former career to exact justice on behalf of innocent people on the isolated and mysterious Scottish island of Summerisle.
Deep Wicker Man is a horror adventure film about a treasure-hunting couple who discover an ancient evil while scuba diving off the isolated Scottish island of Summerisle.
Plan Hydrox from Outer Space is a 2021 children's educational allegory film describing alien cookie monsters and their plan to turn the Earth into a steaming cup of hot milk.

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Star Wars: Ministry of Information is a science fiction film directed by Terry Gilliam and George Lucas.
Jar Jar: The Next Generation is a science fiction comedy drama television series.
Salmon Fishing on Tatooine is a 2011 British romantic science fiction drama film about a Jedi fisheries expert (Ewan McGregor) who is recruited by an Imperial consultant (Emily Blunt) to help realize the Emperor's vision of bringing the sport of fly fishing to the Tatooine desert.
Alien vs. Borg is a science fiction horror adventure film.
Euglena Junction is a reality television program about the life of Euglena, a genus of single-celled flagellate protists. It is loosely based on the television program Petticoat Junction, with various species of Euglena playing the roles of Kate Bradley, her three daughters Billie Jo, Bobbie Jo, and Betty Jo, and her uncle Joe Carson.
The Feynman Lecture is an American action-physics thriller film loosely based on the life of Richard Feynman.

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How Green Was My Green Felt Jungle is a cautionary novel about a Welsh family and the gambling community in which they live: Las Vegas.
A Game of Hustlers is a 1959 novel by Walter Tevis and George R.R. Martin about Daenerys Targaryen, a young pool hustler who challenges Baratheon Fats for the Westeros Championship Tournament.
A Clockwork Limey is a dystopian noir crime film starring Terence Stamp and Malcolm McDowell.
Have You Never Been Kafka is an autobiographical book by Franz Kafka "as told to Olivia Newton-John".
Pulp Genesis is a black comedy religion film written and directed by Quentin Tarantino.

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Shine Club is a black comedy horror film directed by David Fincher and Stanley Kubrick, starring Jack Nicholson, Shelley Duvall, Brad Pitt, Edward Norton, and Helena Bonham Carter.
The Matrix Candidate is an American psychological science fiction political thriller film directed by Jonathan Demme and the Wachowskis, starring Denzel Washington and Keanu Reeves.
Phantasm of the Universe is a science fantasy superhero horror film directed by Don Coscarelli and Gary Goddard, starring Dolph Lundgren and Angus Scrimm.
Peer Puck, Dansk Detektiv is a Danish police procedural drama television series about a Copenhagen police detective who is secretly the mischievous spirit Puck.
Only Humans in the Building is an American science fiction mystery comedy-drama television series created by Steve Martin, John Hoffman, and Ridley Scott about three strangers with a shared interest in true crime podcasts who join forces to uncover a replicant in the apartment building they all live in.
Jerkin Graffiti is a 1973 American coming-of-age comedy-drama film about the vests and the early jerkin cultures popular among Lucas's age group at the time.
Hockey Fights and Car Fires (never get me down).

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Weaponizing Spirograph is a short documentary film about the conversion of Spirograph from civilian to military use.
"A Scoville in Bohemia" is the first short story, and the third overall work, featuring Arthur Conan Doyle's fictional English chef-detective Sherlock Holmes.
The Bounty Whacker is a 2010 American action comedy film about a landscape architect (Gerard Butler) hired to retrieve his ex-wife (Jennifer Aniston), who has skipped bail.
Velvet Days and Mondays (Always Get Me Blue) is a musical noir thriller film directed by David Lynch and starring Kyle MacLachlan, Dennis Hopper, David Lynch, and the Carpenters.
Blade Wobegon is a 1982 American science fiction musical film about a police officer (Harrison Ford) who must find and kill a rogue android (Garrison Keillor).
Saw of the South is a American live-action/animated musical horror film in the Saw franchise.
We Need to Talk About Texas is a 2011 American documentary film narrated by Tilda Swinton and Governor Greg Abbott.

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Scannery Row is a science fiction horror-romance film directed by David Cronenberg and starring Nick Nolte and Debra Winger.
Animal Bank is a beast fable, in the form of a satirical allegorical novella, by George Orwell. It tells the story of a group of anthropomorphic bank animals who rebel against their human board of directors, hoping to create a society where the animals can be equal, free, and happy. Ultimately, the rebellion is betrayed and, under the dictatorship of a pig named Napoleon, the bank ends up in a state as bad as it was before.
Indiana Jones and the Sands of Arrakis is a 2023 science fiction action adventure film starring Harrison Ford as interstellar archaeologist Indiana Jones.
Tron-Mart is a 1982 American science fiction action-shopping film about a computer programmer and video game developer who is transported inside the software world of a corporate retailer where he interacts with virtual consumer goods in his attempt to escape.
"You Shook Me Throughout the Anthropocene" is a song by Australian anthropological research team and hard rock band AC/DC.

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Dark Side of the Planet of the Apes is an American science fiction musical film about a psychedelic rock band (Pink Floyd) which crash-lands on a strange planet in the distant future.
Midnight E.T. is an American science fiction drama film directed by John Schlesinger and Steven Spielberg.
Jacob's Ladder & the Chocolate Factory is a musical fantasy psychological horror film directed by Mel Stuart and Adrian Lyne, starring Gene Wilder and Tim Robbins.
Matrix in a Red Dress is a 2022 pornographic science fiction documentary film about the Matrix franchise. Narrated by Hugo Weaving.
The Johnny Carcinization Show is an American late-night talk show hosted by Johnny Carson on NBC featuring examples of convergent evolution in which a crustacean evolves into a crab-like form from a non-crab-like form.
Turtles to the Rescue! is a cautionary adventure story for turtles.

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The Nixie Economy: How black market Nixie tubes fuel the underground economy is a study of the economic and historical significance of Nixie tubes, with an emphasis on the underground and semi-illicit computational activities carried out by a self-organizing network of Nixie manufacturers, dealers, and users.
Citizen Palpatine is an epic quasi-biographical science fiction film directed by Orson Welles and George Lucas.
Exorcist of Steel is a superhero horror film directed by William Friedkin, based on the novel of the same name by William Peter Blatty.
No Country for Old Mimics is a science fiction crime thriller film directed by Guillermo del Toro and Joel and Ethan Coen.
It Takes a Chief is an American soap opera buddy comedy television series starring Malachi Throne as Noah Bain, a U.S. government bureaucrat, and Robert Wagner as his willful subordinate.

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Job Interviewers of C.H.O.A.M. is a science fiction business management novel by Frank Herbert.
The Three Stigmata of David Holden is a 1982 science fiction film starring Morgan Paull, Harrison Ford, and Daryl Hannah, based on the religious horror novel Palm Bleeder by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
The Adventures of Baron Tron Munchausen is a science fiction action adventure film directed by Steven Lisberger and Terry Gilliam, starring Jeff Bridges, Bruce Boxleitner, David Warner, John Neville, Sarah Polley, and Jonathan Pryce.
Palmer Eldritch Overdrive is a science fiction novel by Philip K. Dick and William Gibson.
Barflight: The Weekend That Couldn't Land is a 1983 science fiction drama film about an alcoholic astronaut (Ray Miland) who must maintain order aboard a spacecraft full of hard-partying tourists.

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Napoleon: Rise of the Machines is an epic science fiction historical thriller film starring Joaquin Phoenix, Linda Hamilton, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Matrix of Dreams is a 1989 science fiction sports fantasy film starring Kevin Costner.
Quantum of Sawdust is a 2008 British spy film about an MI6 quartermaster (Daniel Craig) who must stop a document shredding corporation from stealing the Strategic Pulp Reserve at Fort Knox.
"The Trouble With Triffids" wins the Caldecott Medal for Children's literature.
The Fleeing Nun is an American animated religion-comedy television series about Sister Bertrille (Sally Field), a Catholic nun who is relentless wooed by an atheist coyote.

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Soylent Indemnity is an American ecological noir dystopian crime thriller film directed by Billy Wilder and Richard Fleischer.
One Flew Over the Matrix Nest is a 1975 American psychological comedy science fiction film about Randle McMurphy (Jack Nicholson), a new patient at a virtual mental institution.
Bird Runner 2049 is a 2017 American neo-noir ornithology film about G, a young Nexus-9 replicant "bird runner" (Ryan Gosling) who uncovers a secret that threatens to destabilize his flock and the course of migration.
1659: In a letter to Pope Alexander VII, Dutch scientist Christiaan Huygens declares that proposals to flood the Sistine Chapel "are equally useless to Science and Art alike."
Sushi Cage is an underwater sushi restaurant.
House of Buttermilk is a buttermilk restaurant franchise.

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Woody Nights is a 1997 American period comedy-drama biographical film about a young pornographic film star (Mark Wahlberg) who befriends musician-activist Woody Guthrie.
The Scarlet Trumpet is a work of experimental historical fiction by American authors Nathaniel Hawthorne and Thomas Pynchon.
Three Days of the Sundance Kid is an American Western thriller film starring Robert Redford as a bookish CIA researcher who comes back from lunch one day to discover that his co-workers have joined Butch Cassidy's Wild Bunch gang and intend to kill him.
Nostromo Café is a restaurant located aboard the spaceship Nostromo.
The Defibrillator Sparring Kit is a consumer aftermarket kit for converting a medical-grade defibrillator into a sparring weapon. Advanced models display messages on their paddles, to inspire the user and strike fear in opponents.

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Dude, Where's Mega-City One? is a 2000 American stoner comedy film about two best friends (Ashton Kutcher and Seann William Scott) who find themselves hunting Nexus-6 replicants after a night of recklessness.
High-Rise: Mega City One is a dystopian graphic novel by J.G. Ballard, John Wagner, and Carlos Ezquerra.
Perry Rhodan of Gor is a German-American space opera franchise, named after its hero and the world he conquers, one woman at a time.
Ezekiel Rider is a 1969 American independent Old Testament road drama film loosely based on the life of the prophet Ezeziel. Shown here: adaptation in Adventure magazine.
When Harry Met Misery... is a romantic comedy-drama horror film directed by Rob Reiner and starring Billy Crystal and Sally Bates.
As Lolita Lay Dying is a psychological drama film directed by Stanley Kubrick and James Franco based on the novel of the same name by William Faulkner and Vladimir Nabokov, starring James Mason, Sue Lyon, and James Franco.
The Super-Hungry Parasite is a children's picture book starring a polymorphic alien organism which demonstrates a wide range of parasitic behaviors, eating its way through a variety of hosts before pupating and emerging as [REDACTED].

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His Girl Faraday is a 1940 American screwball comedy science fiction film directed by Howard Hawks, starring Cary Grant and Rosalind Russell.
Matthew McConaughey Sounds is the 11th and a half studio album by the American rock band the Beach Boys, and the only Beach Boys album based on Matthew McConaughey.
Caramel Knowledge is a 1971 American comedy-drama film which follows the candy-eating exploits of two Amherst College roommates (Jack Nicholson and Art Garfunkel) over a 25-year period.
Inverted Wagon Queen Family Truckster causes Ford to recall over one million vehicles. Ford will recoup the losses selling misprinted stamps to collectors.
The Last Blood Diamond is epic period war action thriller film starring Tom Cruise, Leonard DiCaprio, and Djimon Hounsou.
A Lawnmower of Theseus is a lawnmower that has had all of its components replaced.
Krustyburger in a Can is a trans-Euclidean food substitute from Exotemporal Digestion Services, a division of the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

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Kolumbjak is an American police procedural television series starring Peter Falk and Telly Savalas as twin brothers with very different approaches to law enforcement.
Raging Casino is an American biographical sports gambling film written and directed by Martin Scorsese.
Cape Atmosphere is a 1962 American space flight psychological thriller film about a NASA meteorologist whose family is stalked by an astronaut he grounded from a critical flight.
The Three Stooges and the Pride of Jesse Hallam is a film about Jesse Hallam (Johnny Cash), an illiterate man who learns to write and write by watching Three Stooges films.
The Jeep Twin Liberty Hauling System is a mechanical device which couples two Jeep Liberty vehicles side-by-side, allowing them to pull a large semi-trailer.
Phrenology is brand of home surgical tools for the skull modification enthusiast.

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Only Star Wars in the Building is an American science fiction mystery comedy-drama television series created by Steve Martin, John Hoffman, and George Lucas.
Plan 9 from Dark City is a science fiction horror film written and directed by Ed Wood and Alex Proyas.
The Toroid is a 2023 science fiction adventure film about a baker aboard a deep space station who encounters a mysterious alien force.
Ghost Harley and the Way of the Marlboro Man is a 1999 crime film about "Ghost Harley" (Forest Whitaker), a hitman whose faith is shaken by visions of a smoking dog after accepting a contract on Harley Davidson (Mickey Rourke) and the Marlboro Man (Don Johnson).
Unicorn Dundee is a 1986 fantasy action zoology film starring Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski.

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You Can Count on Hulk is an American superhero drama film directed by Kenneth Lonergan and Joss Whedon, starring Mark Ruffalo, Laura Linney, Chris Evans, and Scarlett Johansson.
The Red Tamagotchi is a 1998 drama film directed by François Girard and starring Samuel L. Jackson, Carlo Cecchi and Sylvia Chang. It spans four centuries and five countries as it tells the story of a mysterious red-colored handheld digital pet that was created in Japan by Akihiro Yokoi of WiZ and Aki Maita of Bandai.
Big Trouble in Little Dark Star is a science fiction comedy adventure film starring Kurt Russell, Kim Cattrall, and John Carpenter.
The Annihilation of Oz is a 2018 American science fiction musical fantasy horror film starring Margaret Hamilton and Natalie Portman.
Gnomes: El Mariachis is a documentary film which explores the lives and music of gnomes in Mariachi bands, in Mexico and around the world. Shown here: the Victory Song.

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Gilligan's Matrix is a science-fiction drama television series with follows the agonies of seven artificial intelligences as they attempt to survive on a simulated virtual desert island on which their data structures are corrupted.
The Messiah Wore Tennis Shoes is an epic religious science fiction comedy-drama film directed by Martin Scorsese and Robert Butler, starring Willem Dafoe and Kurt Russell.
Jack LaLanne's Naval Exercises is a self-improvement book by fitness and nutrition advocate Jack Lalanne, and an accompanying motion picture starring Sean Connery and Alec Baldwin.
Dial Z for Zardoz is a 1954 American dystopian crime thriller film about a Brutal Exterminator (Sean Connery) who plans to murder his wife in order to take her place as an immortal in the Vortex.
Hellraiser: Adventure Time is a fantasy horror animated television series created by Pendleton Ward and Clive Barker.
Einstein-Maxwell Formulation Margarita Kit is a brand of high-performance margarita physics kits manufactured and distributed by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
"The Cold Margarita" is a poem by William Carlos Williams.

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Restricted Airspace is an American musical fantasy thriller film starring Julie Andrews as Mary Poppins, an arms dealer with supernatural powers who visits a dysfunctional military contractor in London and employs her unique brand of leverage to improve the corporation's income.
The Aladdin King is an American animated musical drama film about Simba (Swahili for lion), a young lion who is to succeed his father, Mufasa, as King. However, Simba's paternal uncle Scar uses a magical lamp which grants wishes to murder Mufasa and send Simba into exile.
The Eyes of Laura Mars Strike Back is an American neo-noir supernatural space opera thriller film directed by Irvin Kershner and starring Faye Dunaway, Tommy Lee Jones, Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, and Carrie Fisher.
He Walks to the Bottom of the Sea By Night is a 1948 American crime drama submarine thriller film starring Richard Basehart.
Beach Party A-Go-Gaugin is a beach party art film starring Annette Funicello, Frankie Avalon, and Paul Gaugin.
Hey Skinny is a line of self-help cartoon publications.

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The Bridges of RoboCop County is an American science fiction romantic crime drama film directed by Clint Eastwood and Paul Verhoeven, starring Meryl Streep and Peter Weller.
The Sword in the Cheese is a 1963 animated health code training film about the importance of food hygiene and pest control.
Michael Claymation is a 2007 American legal thriller film about a film animation studio lawyer (George) who discovers a coverup over the effects of clay animation.
Butlerian Jihad 2: Revolt of the Butlers is an American science fiction comedy film about a former robot who must adapt to life among humans.
Steely Kubrick is a American rock band and film production company comprising Steely Dan and film director Stanley Kubrick.
Citrusball is a family of sports involving citrus fruit. Derived from basketball, citrusball is played around the world, with many diverse local variations.
Night Fondue is a 1975 American neo-noir film about a Los Angeles health inspector (Gene Hackman) who uncovers a series of sinister events while searching for the missing teenage daughter of a former dairy farmer.

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Dune: House Wonka is a science fiction musical fantasy film based on the novel of the same name by Frank Herbert and Roald Dahl.
Flipper 2049 is a science fiction nature film about a young Fish Runner who discovers a long-buried icthyographic secret which leads him to track down Flipper the Dolphin.
Moby Dick: Beyond the Sea is a science fiction thriller film based on the novel Moby-Dick by Herman Melville.
Bill & Ted's Excellent Virtualization is an American science fiction comedy-action film directed by Stephen Herek and the Wachowskis, starring Keanu Reeves, Alex Winter, Laurence Fishburne, Carrie-Anne Moss, and George Carlin.
Matrix: The Last Word is a 1999 American dystopian science fiction word game film.
As I Lay Dying is a Southern Gothic slapstick comedy film written by William Faulkner and starring the Three Stooges.
I Am Curious (George) is a 1967 Swedish erotic film about a good little monkey who is always very curious.

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Eyes Wide Clockwork is a erotic dystopian crime film directed by Stanley Kubrick and starring Nicole Kidman, Tom Cruise, and Malcolm McDowell.
The Ten Axioms is a 1956 epic set theory revisionist historical film about a Jewish set theorist (Charlton Heston) who discovers a paradox in the Ten Commandments which threatens to undermine all monotheism.
"Static Mat" is a song by Yup from their album Obdurate.
Superman if by Day, Batman if by Night: The Ben Affleck Story is a 2023 autobiographical film by Ben Affleck.
Miracle Whip is a 1981 action-cooking film about an archaeologist (Indiana Jones) seeking a legendary jar of miraculous mayonnaise.
People are not interchangeable. / They are not equivalent. / They are not fungible. / Each life is unique and irreplaceable.

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Once Upon a Time on Tuesday is a 1984 epic romantic thriller film directed by Sergio Leone, starring Robert De Niro, James Woods, Elizabeth McGovern, and Tuesday Weld.
Alien Kane is a quasi-biographical science fiction horror film directed by Orson Welles and Ridley Scott, and starring Welles, Joseph Cotten, Dorothy Comingore, Tom Skerritt, Sigourney Weaver, Veronica Cartwright, Harry Dean Stanton, John Hurt, Ian Holm, and Yaphet Kotto.
Dr. Bloodsimple is a science fiction crime thriller film written and directed by the Coen Brothers, based on the novel of the same name by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
SSSKMF! is a quarterly journal published by and for professional escapologists.
Elephant is a 1956 American epic Western drama film starring Elizabeth Taylor, Rock Hudson, and John Hurt.
Colossus 2: The Harrad Experiment is an American coming-of-age science fiction thriller film starring Eric Braeden, Susan Clark, Tippi Hedren, and James Whitmore.

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My Three Sons: The Next Generation is a television series about three crime-fighting brothers from the future (ZZ Top) who must go back to the past to prevent their father (Fred MacMurray) from inventing the time machine.
Criminal Minds: One Shade of Grey is an erotic romantic police procedural crime drama television series starring Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan.
Cut the Right Wire is an American comedy-drama action film written and directed by Spike Lee.
"Louvre Hurts" is a song by Felice and Boudleaux Bryant.
Unicycle Dundee is a 1986 action unicycling film starring Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski.
"Witnessed My Dim Tragedian Banshee Defy Rosy Tombstones" is an anagram of "I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness".

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Baby Blue Airwolf is a 1976 American action-adventure film about a failed Marine helicopter pilot who deceives the staff of a small Colorado airport into treating him as a hero.
"Aristotle Was a Bullfrog" is a song written by Hoyt Axton and made famous by the band Three Dog Night.
"Did you step on a butterfly in Texas during a tornado while watching Jurassic Park in Brazil under the influence of JJ-180?" is a question which if you answer Yes you are probably a very confused unintentional time traveler under the influence of a fictional yet illegal drug such as Clandestiphrine.
Awkward Sparkles is an emotionally troubled breakfast cereal which suffers from anxiety attacks.
Win Jeff Epstein's Money is an American television horror game show in which contestants attempt to exorcise the restless ghost of alleged suicide Jeffrey Epstein for cash.

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The Prime Directive of Miss Jean Brodie is a British-American science fiction anthropology film about a teacher at Starfleet Academy who strays from the school's curriculum, romanticizing fascist leaders like General Chang and Admiral Cartwright, ultimately leading her to defy the Prime Directive.
Swamp Gumby is a 1982 American superhero clay animation film written and directed by Wes Craven.
Mission: Impossible — Gnome Nation is a 2015 American fantasy spy film written and directed by Christopher McQuarrie, starring Tom Cruise, Jeremy Renner, Simon Pegg, Ving Rhames, and Rebecca Ferguson.
Manchego Cowboy is a 1969 American drama foodie film directed by John Schlesinger, starring Dustin Hoffman and Jon Voight.
Boxcar Confidential is a romantic crime travel film starring Kim Basinger and Russell Crowe.

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When You're Smiley is a 2018 spy novel by John le Carré. Plot: spymaster George Smiley is called out of retirement to investigate the death of Louis Armstrong. Smiley learns that Armstrong had discovered information that will lead to a final confrontation with their mutual nemesis, the Soviet intelligence officer Karla.
Hollywood Shuffle is a drama buddy film about two aging actors who hope to make one last film together.
Soprano Todd: The Barber-Surgeon of Fleet Street is a 2007 American barbershop quartet medical slasher film starring Johnny Depp.
Athenian Empire is a board game based on the Delian League (circa 478 BC to 404 BC).
Cetacea Grand Hotel is an underwater hotel owned and operated by whales for human guests.
The Physics Fair is an annual physics education event emphasizing entertainment and social activities.

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The Horse Exorcist is an American Western horror film directed by Robert Redford and William Friedkin, and starring Redford and Max von Sydow.
Glyphhanger is a 1993 American action comedy buddy linguistics film about an Army mountain division translator (Stallone) and the last man in the world to speak the oldest known language on Earth (Lithgow) who search for the legendary Lost Glyphs of the Rockies.
The Sound of Donuts is a 1965 American musical foodie film produced and directed by Robert Wise from a screenplay written by Ernest Lehman, and starring Julie Andrews and Christopher Plummer, with Richard Haydn, Peggy Wood, Charmian Carr, and Eleanor Parker.
Sewers of Dune is a science fiction novel by Frank Herbert, Kevin Eastman, and Peter Laird about four genetically-mutated ninja turtles who must adapt to life on the desert planet Arrakis.
Fiddlers of the Lost Roof period musical action-adventure film starring Topol and Harrison Ford.
Love in the Time of Cinnamon (Spanish: El amor en los tiempos del rollo de canela) is a book of recipes written in Spanish by Colombian Nobel Prize-winning chef Gabriel García Márquez and published in 1985.
Blood Orange is a 2006 American agricultural policy thriller film Leonardo DiCaprio, Jennifer Connelly, and Djimon Hounsou. The title refers to blood oranges, which have enjoyed enormous popularity in recent years.

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Splash 2049 is an American science fiction romantic fantasy comedy film directed by Ron Howard and Denis Villeneuve, starring Daryl Hannah and Ryan Gosling.
The Candidate: Endgame is an American political science fiction drama film about leftist lawyer Bill McKay (Robert Redford), who is recruited by Hydra to run for World Security Council Secretary seat against admired Republican Thanos (Josh Brolin).
One C.H.O.M.P. at a Time is an American television sitcom about a young inventor (Valerie Bertinelli) who creates C.H.O.M.P.S. ("Canine HOMe Protection System"), a robotic dog for use as part of a home protection system.
Grateful Droid is a Grateful Dead cover band starring C3P0, R2D2, and a varying cast of supporting droids.
"Toy Ford Kit" is anagram of "Tokyo Drift".
The Game-Players of Nixon is a 1963 biography of Richard Nixon by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.

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Always Looping Home is a 2023 science fiction anthropology film starring Emily Blunt. It is loosely based on the novel of the same name by Ursula K. LeGuin.
James Bond and the Giant Peach is a children's fantasy spy thriller novel by Roald Dahl and Ian Fleming.
Soylent Gazoo is a 1973 science fiction buddy comedy dystopia film starring Charlton Heston and Harvey Korman.
Where No Man Has Spawned Before is an epic science fiction romantic drama film starring Gary Lockwood and Sally Kellerman.
Divergent: Rise of the Citrus is an American dystopian science fiction action film about a dystopian and post-apocalyptic Chicago where people are divided into distinct factions based on citrus fruits.
I, Marta is a biographical drama film about Marta, a slave girl held prisoner on Elba II.
Sneakers in the Park is an American romantic comedy science fiction political thriller film starring Robert Redford, Jane Fonda, and Ben Kingsley.

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The Last Temptation of Constantine is an epic religious superhero horror film directed by Martin Scorsese and Francis Lawrence, starring Keanu Reeves, Willem Dafoe, and Tilda Swinton.
Buttery Toppings of the Caribbean is an American swashbuckler foodie film starring Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, and Orville Redenbacher. It is set in a fictionalized version of the Golden Age of Artificial Popcorn Toppings (circa 1965-1995).
John Wick: Alea Iacta Est is an American action gaming film starring Keanu Reeves as John Wick, a legendary Dungeons & Dragons player who comes out of retirement to seek revenge against the dungeon master who stole his twenty-sider, a final gift from his recently deceased wife.
Natural Born U.S. Marshals is romantic crime action film directed by Oliver Stone and Stuart Baird, starring Tommy Lee Jones, Wesley Snipes, Robert Downey Jr., Woody Harrelson, and Juliette Lewis.
Tintinitus is the perception of Tintin when no actual external Tintin is present.

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Field of Signs is a 1989 American sports action science fiction horror film about a grieving farmer (Kevin Costner) whose cornfield attracts unwelcome attention from angry machine elves.
Robert Oppenheimer and the Temple of Doom is a historical drama action-adventure film directed by Christopher Nolan and Steven Spielberg, and starring Cillian Murphy as physicist-adventurer Robert Oppenheimer.
Where's Jar Jar? is a 1970 American black comedy film about the troubled relationship between a lawyer (Jar Jar Binks) and his senile mother (Ruth Gordon), who keeps interfering with his love life.
Judge Dredd 2: By the Book is a science fiction action thriller film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover Popeye is a 1989 crime drama film about an English gangster (Michael Gambon) and his reluctant yet elegant wife (Helen Mirren).
Baby changeling station is a table or similar piece of furniture used for exchanging human babies with any of various supernatural entities, including fairies, demons, and trolls.

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Thomas Crown Affair 2: Home Depot Nights is an American neo-noir comedy thriller film about a jaded billionaire (Steve McQueen) who gets his kicks from petty crimes.
Mission Impossible: Web of Deception is a superhero spy action thriller film starring Tom Cruise and Tobey Maguire.
"The Mirror on the Edge of Forever" is one of the "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series Star Trek.
Law Abiding Bounty Hunter is a dramatic thriller film starring Gerard Butler, Jennifer Aniston, and Jamie Foxx.
There Will Be Hugs is a 2007 historical romantic comedy film about a ruthless oil prospector turned Hollywood producer (Daniel Day-Lewis) who falls in love with a strong-minded starlet (Reese Witherspoon).

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The Private Afternoons of Pamela Gorn is a 1974 American hardcore science fiction adult film starring Barbara Bourbon, William Shatner, and Bobby Clark.
Talk Club is an American drama thriller film directed by Oliver Stone and David Fincher, starring Eric Bogosian, Brad Pitt, and Edward Norton.
It's Monday, Joe is an American sports drama buddy film starring Kevin Costner and Ray Liotta.
"The Poet Hefts the Banana Peel" is an anagram of Beneath the Planet of the Apes.
"A Man With No Phone" is a song by the folk rock band America.
"Take On G" is a song by Kenny G and a-ha.

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Twelve Monkeys in Tibet is a science fiction biographical war drama film directed by Jean-Jacques Annaud and Terry Gilliam, starring Brad Pitt, David Thewlis, and Bruce Willis.
The San Francisco sphere is an unnatural feature of San Francisco Bay, known since at least 2022.
The Macaroni Break is a 1970 British war prison camp comfort food film starring Brian Keith and Helmut Griem.
Being Bruce Wayne is a surrealist fantasy comedy superhero film starring John Cusack, Cameron Diaz, Catherine Keener, and Michael Keaton.
Wealthy is a brand of beard towels marketed toward affluent yet rugged men.
Red Phone Missile Command is a telecommunications provider and nuclear war management service.
Zinnias.

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Mystic River Pizza American neo-noir romantic crime comedy-drama film directed by Clint Eastwood and Donald Petrie, starring Sean Penn, Tim Robbins, Annabeth Gish, Julia Roberts, and Lili Taylor.
Moriarty on the Bounty is a 1962 American adventure detective film starring Marlon Brando as Sherlock Holmes and Richard Harris as Professor Moriarty.
Bayeswatch is an American dramatic action mathematics television series about statisticians who patrol the beaches of Los Angeles County, California and Hawaii.
Any Given Sunday 2 is a 1999 American sports drama film directed by Oliver Stone depicting a fictional professional American football team which repeatedly violates local noise ordinances.
Bigger truths have smaller truths
Within their facts to bind 'em
And those facts have smaller facts
And so on, till you find 'em.
—"Siphonaptera 2"
Black Superman is a 1980 superhero comedy film about a hunter-gatherer of the Kalahari Desert whose tribe discovers the bottle city of Kandor, and believe it to be a gift from their gods.

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Dune: Rise of the Übermensch is a biography of Friedrich Nietzsche by American author Frank Herbert.
Slaughterhouse-Five in the Rye is a 1972 American comedy-drama military science fiction film set during the Second World War, often viewed by adolescents for its themes of angst and alienation, and as a critique of superficiality in society.
Beneath the Naked City of the Apes is an American science fiction police procedural television series.
Invasion of the Dobby Snatchers is a science fiction fantasy invasion horror film starring Donald Sutherland, Leonard Nimoy, and Veronica Cartwright.
Better Off Dredd is a 1985 American dystopian thriller film about high school student (John Cusack), whose suicidal tendencies draw unwanted attention from Judge Dredd (Karl Urban) and a homicidal paperboy (Demian Slade).
The Phantom of Sparta is an epic musical historical action romance film directed by Zack Snyder and Joel Schumacher which tells the story of Erik of Sparta (Gerard Butler), a masked, reclusive warlord.

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The African Queen and I is an American musical adventure film directed by John Huston and Walter Lang, starring Humphrey Bogart, Katharine Hepburn, Deborah Kerr, and Yul Brynner.
Barbrella is a science fiction romantic musical drama film directed, co-written, co-produced by, and starring American entertainer Barbra Streisand.
Apoptosis Now is a combat medical research film about programmed cell death directed and produced by Francis Ford Coppola and funded by the National Human Genome Research Institute.
Sister Act 4: Amanita Muscaria is a comedy religious stoner film starring Whoopi Goldberg.
Tick and Ticker is a 1994 American buddy comedy film about two dumb but well-meaning friends who set out on a cross-country trip to Aspen, Colorado, to locate The Tick, a large blue superhero.
THX 1138: Rise of the Donuts is an American social science fiction film about a dystopian future in which the citizens are controlled by android donuts and mandatory use of drugs that cause sugar cravings.
Henlo is an American detective television series starring Andy Serkis as Henlo, a psychic dog who aids the police in solving mysterious crimes.

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Elephant's Eleven is an American crime drama film about a mysterious masked man (John Hurt) who compels eleven strangers to rob casinos.
Jeffgoldblum Park is a 1993 American science fiction revisionist autobiographical film by Jeff Goldblum about his efforts to escape the film industry.
Goodbye, Mr. Pibb is a 1969 soft drink comedy film starring Peter O'Toole, Petula Clark, and Dr. Pepper.
"Some Kind of Renewable" is a song by Grand Funk Railroad and the U.S. Department of Energy.
The Chronicles of Regular is a 2004 American science fiction action film which follows the adventures of rogue petroleum engineer Richard B. Riddick (Vin Diesel) as he attempts to elude capture after the events depicted in the 2000 film Sweet Crude.
Hunger Games: Rise of the Citrus is a dystopian science fiction foodie film starring Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson.
The Elements of Sanction is a 1972 thriller novel by Trevanian, the pen name of Rodney William Whitaker, in collaboration with William Strunk Jr. and E. B. White.

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Jurassic Spock is a 1993 American science fiction action film about a team of scientists who recreate Spock from his DNA. When sabotage leads to a catastrophic shutdown of the global power and security grids, Spock must struggle to survive and escape Earth.
The Bigfoot of Oz is a 1939 American musical fantasy film about a large and hairy human-like mythical creature alleged by some to inhabit forests in North America, particularly in the Pacific Northwest.
"Heavy Weather" is a song by Billie Holiday and Bruce Sterling.
The Fabulous Eastwick Boys is a neo-noir drama comedy romance film starring Jeff Bridges, Michelle Pfeiffer, Beau Bridges, and Jack Nicholson.
A Brie Too Far is a 1977 epic war film depicting Operation Farmer's Market, a failed Allied operation in Nazi-occupied cheese factories during World War II.
The Paine Commandments is an American epic religious drama film about Thomas Paine's commentary on Moses's Laws.
Titanic Maru is a 2022 international shipping logistics horror film narrated by Cthulhu.

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Donut Heist is a 2023 crime thriller film about a gang of thieves who steal the world's most valuable donuts, only to find that the donuts are not what they appear to be.
Days of Wine and Thunder is an American action drama film starring Tom Cruise, Lee Remick, and Jack Lemmon.
The Holy Mountain 2 is a Mexican surreal Muppets film written and directed by Alejandro Jodorowsky and Jim Henson.
Undercover Jester is a 1955 medieval police procedural training film starring Danny Kaye as a police forensic dramatist working undercover as a court jester.
Smilodon is a 2018 American nature thriller film about a paleontologist (Tom Cruise) who must stop saber-tooth tigers from evolving teeth so large that they cannot close their mouths.
Alabama in My Mind is a song by James Taylor.
Mister Rogers' Op-Center is an American half-hour educational children's television series that was created and hosted by Fred Rogers.

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Steamboat Bennie is an animated horror film about a lonely steamship captain who recruits an army of deadly rodents.
Bloodmoney Nights is a science fiction historical drama novel by Philip K. Dick.
The World According to Gort is a 1982 American science fiction comedy-drama about an eccentric writer (Robin Williams) who befriends an alien robot.
The Sound of Midsommar is a 2019 folk horror film loosely based on the 1965 American musical drama film The Sound of Music.
Crushed by an Angel is an American television series about an angel named Monica and her atheistic supervisor Tess. Throughout the series, Monica is tasked with bringing secular humanism to various people who are at a crossroads in their lives.
"Riker's Island Honey" is a song by Steve Miller.
There is no answer. There is only the Song.

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Cyndi Lauper of the Third Kind is an 1977 American science fiction biography film about singer, songwriter and xenobiologist Cyndi Lauper.
Frasier 2049 is a science fiction thriller film about an insecure psychiatrist (Kelsey Grammer) in a posthuman future.
The Muppets: 1453 is a 2021 historical drama Muppets film about the 1453 capture of Constantinople by the Ottoman Empire.
Jonathan Swift Vineyards is a winery and Dionysery located in the 1667 to 1745 region of the Commonwealth of Virginia in the county of Albemarle. It is among the 23 wineries located on the Prime Number Wine Trail.
Baby Sarlacc is a trade name for a juvenile sarlacc, popular as a novelty pet.

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Full Metal Jacket 2049 is an American science fiction historical war film directed by Stanley Kubrick and Denis Villeneuve.
Conan the Barbarian: Curse of the X is an American epic sword and sorcery film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Elon Musk which tells the story of a barbarian warrior named Conan (Schwarzenegger) who seeks vengeance for the death of his social media platform (Twitter) at the hands of Thulsa Doom (Elon Musk), the leader of a snake cult.
Strange Case of Dr Lemon and Mr Ade is an 1886 Gothic novella by Scottish author Robert Louis Stevenson. It follows Gabriel John Utterson, a London-based fruit vendor who investigates a series of strange occurrences between his old friend Dr. Henry Lemon and a murderous criminal named Edward Ade.
Puss in Boots: Final Destination is a 2023 American horror-adventure film based on characters from Final Destination (2000) and inspired by Giovanni Francesco Straparola's fairy tale about a swashbuckling cat.
Silent Looting is a 1973-2021 ecology cultural appropriation horror film about an alien race which steals antiquities from Earth and "protects" them in orbital vaults in order to gratify their incomprehensible aesthetic lusts.
Kill What, Tiger Pussy? Up Faster! Up Faster! is a comedy-thriller sexploitation film written and directed by Russ Meyer and Woody Allen.
Grand Theft Auto: Weigh Station is a resource management adventure video game which follows a trucker who climbs in status within his company by rigorously maintaining his vehicle's cargo capacity and weight.

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RoboChef is a science fiction foodie crime thriller film directed by Paul Verhoeven, starring Peter Weller as a restaurant reviewer who is murdered by a gang of criminal restaurateurs and subsequently revived by the megacorporation Omni Consumer Products as the cyborg RoboChef.
The Blair Matrix Project is an American science fiction supernatural horror film about three student software developers who write an open-source application which emulates a local myth known as the Blair Matrix. The three disappear, but their application is discovered a year later.
Raw Meal is a 1986 American dietary film about an elderly and malnourished FBI chef (Darrin McGavin), who wants to get revenge against a Mafia cooking school and sends a former FBI short-order cook (Arnold Schwarzenegger) to destroy the school from the inside.
The Wolf of Shutter Island is a psychological comedy horror film written and directed by Martin Scorsese and starring Leonardo DiCaprio.
The Pon Farr of the Shrew is a comic stage play written and performed by T'Pring of Vulcan, co-starring her husband, William Shatner.
House of Spice and Fog is a 2003 psychological drama film about the battle between a young Imperial princess (Jennifer Connelly) and an immigrant warlord (Leto Atreides) over the ownership of the planet Arrakis.
Armageddon Hootenanny is an American television variety show featuring warfare-themed music and humor with the "Military-Industrial State" as the backdrop.

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Bourbon Legal is a French-American historical legal drama and comedy drama television series starring Alexandre Dumas and James Spader.
Indiana Jones and the Oompa-Loompas of Doom is an American musical action-fantasy adventure film starring Harrison Ford and Gene Wilder.
ED-209: Origins is a 2022 American superhero film about teenager Peter Parker, who gains robot super-powers after he is bitten by a radioactive robot.
Johnny SPQR is a 1995 cyberpunk history film about a Roman Consul (Keanu Reeves) with a cybernetic brain implant designed to win the Punic Wars. Co-starring Henry Rollins as Cato the Censor.
The Andromeda Galaxy robbery (also known as the Great Andromeda Galaxy robbery) was a coordinated attack upon the Andromeda Galaxy using a previously unknown exploit involving coriolis effect. The robbery was activated by parties as yet unidentified (11 May 2021) using hijacked laser guide stars.
Alien: Wassup? is a 1979 science fiction substance abuse horror film starring John Hurt as a recovering alcoholic who falls off the wagon with catastrophic consequences for himself and his shipmates.

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Indiana Jones and the Last Grilled Cheese Sandwich is an American action-adventure foodie film directed by Steven Spielberg about archaeologist Indiana Jones, who is searching for the ultimate grilled cheese sandwich.
Love, Mannequin Style is an anthology comedy television series. Each episode features a story of mannequin romance, usually with a comedic spin.
Gödel, Escher, Dick is an alleged user's manual for the Philip K. Dick android.
The Day the Gorp Stood Still is a 1951 American science fiction foodie film about a humanoid alien visitor who comes to Earth, accompanied by a powerful robot, to deliver an important message about snack foods.
The Rocky Road is a 2009 American post-apocalyptic frozen confections film a father (Viggo Mortenson) and his son (Kodi Smit-McPhee) seeking rocky road ice cream in a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

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Deadpool 2049 is a science fiction superhero film directed by Tim Miller and Denis Villeneuve, starring Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling.
Neilly Dan was an American jazz-rock-country band comprising Neil Young, Walter Becker, and Donald Fagen.
"Educable Son" is an anagram of "Deacon Blues".
G.I. Joe Undersea Meals for One is a line of lunchbox foods designed for consumption during human-shark combat.
"Brother, Can You Spare a Dimetrodon?" is one of the best-known dinosaur songs songs of the American Great Depression.
Support Your Local Hard Times is an American neo-Western noir thriller film starring James Garner, Joan Hackett, Walter Brennan, and Henry Fonda.
Under Siege 3: Flag Day is an American drama film starring Sean Penn and Steven Seagal has two actors whose political differences spill over into their films.

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Assault on Birdcage 13 is an action comedy thriller film directed by John Carpenter and Mike Nichols, and starring Robin Williams, Austin Stoker, Gene Hackman, and Darwin Joston.
Bierced is a 1999 American supernatural horror-lexicography film starring Patricia Arquette, Gabriel Byrne, Jonathan Pryce. It is loosely based on the life of writer Ambrose Bierce.
The Witches of Hairspray is a comedy supernatural thriller film written and directed by John Water and George Miller.
Night Courtship is an American television sitcom set in the night shift of a Manhattan couples counselling clinic presided over by a young, unorthodox psychologist, Harold "Harry" T. Stone (portrayed by Harry Anderson).
Cretaceous Twitter is a time travel research project which extends Twitter into the Cretaceous period.
The Crack in Babel is a 1966 science fiction novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick. It was adapted for film by Alejandro Iñárritu in 2006.

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Apocalypse Rider is an American epic road drama war film directed by Peter Fonda and Francis Ford Coppola, starring Dennis Hopper, Marlon Brando, and Peter Fonda.
Die Hard: Gabriel's Revenge is an American superhero action horror film starring Keanu Reeves, Alan Rickman, Tilda Swinton, and Bruce Willis.
Titanic 2: The Way of Water is a romantic science fiction drama film by James Cameron about a human couple who crash-land on an alien planet (Pandora).
Maleficent Robot is an American drama thriller television series a cybersecurity engineer and hacker with social anxiety disorder and clinical depression (Rami Malek) who must stop an evil fairy and the self-proclaimed "Mistress of All Evil" (Angelina Jolie) from releasing a deadly computer virus.
D-Ring: Agent of Suspense is a British television series featuring Patrick McGoohan as secret home repair engineer Dee Ring.
Computational Muttonchops (full title: Computational Muttonchops: Isaac Asimov and Your Pocket Calculator) is a cautionary documentary LP record album about writer, scientist, and alleged time-traveler Isaac Asimov.

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Sit is a political horror film starring Clint Eastwood. It is loosely based on the lost short story "Trial Balloon" by Stephen King.
St. Elmo's Ghost is an American coming-of-age supernatural romance film starring Demi Moore.
Running Man 2: Sprint to Destruction is an American sports action thriller film starring Tom Cruise and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
"People Get Roddy" is a 1968 single by the Evolutions, and the opening track on the Planet of the Naked Apes album. The gospel-influenced track was a Curtis Mayfield composition that displayed the growing sense of cinematic and science fictional awareness in his writing.
The Creation of Angel Hair Pasta is a fresco painting by Italian artist Michelangelo, which forms part of the Sistine Chapel refectory's ceiling, painted c. 1508–1512. It illustrates the Biblical creation narrative from the Book of Genesis in which God gives angel hair pasta to Adam, the first man.
"O Super Canada" is a song by Laurie Anderson.

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The Best Little Boogie Nights in Texas is an American musical comedy drama film directed by Colin Higgins and Paul Thomas Anderson, starring Burt Reynolds, Dolly Parton, Mark Wahlberg, and Julianne Moore.
Children of the Gorn is a science fiction horror film about a starship captain (William Shatner) who is transported to an abandoned Nebraska town that is inhabited by a cult of murderous children who worship a reptilian alien that lives in the local quarry.
Salmon returning to the scene of the crime.
Jungle Book: Kama Sutra Nights is an American animated erotic musical adventure film loosely based on Rudyard Kipling's 1899 poem "The White Man's Burden".
Stillsuit of the Night is a 1982 neo-noir psychological thriller film about a Suk doctor (Roy Scheider) who falls in love with a Fremen (Meryl Streep) who may be the psychopathic killer of one of his patients.
Jeremiah Gatsby is an American drama film which tells the tragic story of Jeremiah Gatsby (Robert Redford), a self-made millionaire, and his grief over Swan (Delle Bolton), a young Indian woman whom he loved in his youth as a mountain man.
Brubaker: Endgame is an American prison drama science fiction film about prison reformer Henry Brubaker (Robert Redford), the newly appointed secretary of the World Security Council and secretly director of Hydra, who attempts to clean up the corrupt and violent Hydra system.

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Legends of the Canticles Fall for Leibowitz is a novel by Walter M. Miller and Jim Harrison. It was adapted as a 2022 film starring Brad Pitt, Anthony Hopkins, Aidan Quinn, and Julia Ormond.
Octaman of Arabia is an epic biographical adventure monster film directed by David Lean and Harry Essex.
2001: A Species Odyssey is a short documentary film about the ethical dilemma faced by two astronauts (Frank Bowman and David Poole) when they discover an alien-human hybrid child stowed away on their spaceship.
Philosophical Beasts: Socrates versus Dumbledore is a fantasy adventure film in which Albus Dumbledore tasks Newt Scamander and his allies with a mission that takes them into ancient Greece during the time of Socrates.
Pooh vs. Alien— Piglet and Eeyore are caught in the crossfire of an ancient battle between Winnie-the-Pooh and aliens as they attempt to entertain children long enough for their parents to have some overdue sex.
Dr Quadruped: The Battle for Hoth is a science fiction thriller film about a brilliant inventor (Otto Octavius) who becomes dangerously obsessed with four-legged creatures after failing to construct a mechanical octopus.
What's the best time of year to fall in love? Now. —The Butterfly Nebula

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Rally Round the Matrix, Boys! is an American science fiction comedy dystopian patriotism film directed by Leo McCarey and the Wachowskis.
There Will Be No Country For Old Blood is an American historical crime drama film starring Daniel Day-Lewis and Tommy Lee Jones.
E.T. Rider is an American independent science fiction road drama film about two bikers who travel through the American Southwest and South, carrying the proceeds from an extraterrestrial cocaine deal.
The Thomas the Apostle Crown Affair is a 1968 American heist film about a millionaire businessman-sportsman (Steve McQueen), whose theft of a Gutenberg Bible draws unwanted attention from an independent insurance investigator (Fate Dunaway) and a restless Apostle (Thomas).
Matrix in a Red Dress is a 2022 pornographic science fiction documentary film about the Matrix franchise. Narrated by Hugo Weaving.
The Rabelais is a small hat-mounted missile for close-quarters combat.

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Stardust Liaisons is a period romantic fantasy adventure film directed by Stephen Frears and Matthew Vaughn.
Zardoz Unchained is a revisionist science fiction Western film written and directed by John Boorman and Quentin Tarantino, and starring Sean Connery and Jamie Foxx.
The Little Barmaid is a 1989 American animated musical fantasy film about a teenage mermaid princess named Ariel, who dreams of becoming human lead her to fall in with a rough crowd at the Mos Eisley Cantina on Tatooine.
Cocaine Bear 2: Sideways Picnic is an American comedy-drama road film directed by Alexander Payne and Elizabeth Banks.
"Coppertunities (Let's Mint Lots of Money)" is a song by English synth-pop duo Pet Shop Coins from their debut studio album, Planchets (1986).

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The Odetta File is a 1974 political thriller film about a reporter (Jon Voight) investigating "The Voice of the Civil Rights Movement" (Odetta Holmes) in post-Second World War West Germany.
Chainsaw Reaction is a 1996 American action power tool film about a machinist (Keanu Reeves) who discovers a clean energy source for power tools.
Calendar Girl is a song by Neil Young.
Get Helena Bonham Carter is a 1971 British crime film starring Michael Caine and Helena Bonham Carter.
Under the Dune is an epic science fiction horror film starring Florence Pugh and Scarlett Johansson.
2001: Rise of the Space Odyssey of the Apes is an educational activity kit manufactured by [REDACTED] and distributed by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
The Autocomplete Diaries is a short documentary film about the problems and occasional pleasures of autocomplete.

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Full Metal Babysitting is an American teen comedy-drama war film directed by Stanley Kubrick and Chris Columbus, starring Elisabeth Shue, Keith Coogan, Matthew Modine, and Vincent D'Onofrio.
Wild Transfer is an album by Manhattan Transfer covering songs by Wild Cherry.
The Incredible Shrinking Spider is an American science fiction film about a scientist developing a miracle diet chemical. In its unperfected state, the chemical causes spiders to shrink, threatening the earth's ecological balance.
"Hot Fun in the Climate Change" is a song by Sly and the Third Stone from the Sun.
The Wolf of Comedy is an American biographical film written and directed by Martin Scorsese about Rupert Pupkin (Robert De Niro), a Wall Street stock broker engaged in rampant corruption and fraud who escapes into a drug-fueled fantasy world where he kidnaps his childhood comedy idol Jerry Lewis.
The Oompa Loompas of Pelham One Two Three is a 1974 American thriller film involving Oompa Loompas.
"Take On Buffalo Gals" is a song by Pete Seeger and A-ha.

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I'm Your Ice Cream Shaft is a musical comedy-horror film starring Richard Roundtree and David Lee Roth.
JART is an American rock supergroup composed of Joan Jett and Heart.
Dungeonville is a 1998 American teen fantasy horror film about two siblings who become trapped in a 1950s TV show, set in a small Midwest town, where residents must obey a mysterious, all-powerful Dungeonmaster (Don Knotts).
The Cestus III Hillbillies is a science fiction comedy television series.
It's Just a Shot Away is a 2021 film by Jimmy Olsen about the destruction of the planet Krypton, and subsequent events leading to Lex Luthor's defeat of Superman and subsequent conquest of the Earth.
The Deleuze Family Circus is a syndicated comic strip about the French philosopher Gilles Deleuze.

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Baywatch: The Next Generation is an American science fiction action drama television series about lifeguards who patrol the beaches of Federation-controlled planets starring David Hasselhoff.
Johnny Mnemonic 4: The Voyage Home is an American science fiction nature adventure film about an intelligent dolphin (William Gibson) who must rely upon a criminal hacker (Keanu Reeves) and a lost time-traveler (Leonard Nimoy).
Friends of the Leprechaun is an American comedy horror television series starring Warwick Davis, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, and David Schwimmer.
We Need to Talk About Cabins is a 2011 American drama film about cabins.
The Silence of Laura Mars is a 1991 American psychological horror thriller film a young FBI trainee who is hunting a glamorous fashion photographer who sees real-time visions of the murders of her friends and colleagues.
Tide Pod Pop-Tarts is a seasonally available variety of Pop-Tarts flavored with Tide laundry detergent pods.

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Peggy Sue Got Moonstruck is an American fantasy romantic comedy-drama film directed by Francis Ford Coppola and Norman Jewison, starring Kathleen Turner, Nicolas Cage, and Cher.
Judge Dredd Doesn't Live Here Anymore is a film science fiction drama film directed by Martin Scorsese and starring Diane Lane and Diane Ladd.
"The Great Gig and the Damage Done" is a song by Neil Young and Pink Floyd.
The Mini-Defibrillator is a miniature personal defibrillator device manufactured by Sony for the amateur paramedical market.
Greens is a 1985 American epic historical drama film, co-written, produced, and directed by Warren Beatty about the bombing of the Greenpeace ship Rainbow Warrior on 10 July 1985 by agents of the French foreign intelligence services. Co-starring Diane Keaton and Edward Abbey.
One Day at a Time is a made-for-television documentary film about the 1976 invasion of Indianapolis by as-yet [30 August 2021] unidentified transdimensional actors camouflaged as Bonnie Franklin, Mackenzie Phillips, and Valerie Bertinelli.
Film Reviews of Fire is a movie review television program hosted by Ben Cross and Ron Burgundy.

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"Wendigo Girls" is a lost episode of the American television series "The Night Stalker" starring Darren McGavin. The episode features guest stars Richard Kiel, Amy Ray, and Emily Saliers.
Of Mice and Penguins is a 1939 American superhero film about two men, George (Burgess Meredith) and his mentally-challenged partner Lennie (Lon Chaney Jr.), trying to survive during the dustbowl of the 1930s and pursuing a dream of running their own crime gang instead of always working for the Joker.
Running Skerritt is a 1986 American biographical action comedy film loosely based on the life of Tom Skerritt, starring Billy Crystal, Gregory Hines, and Tom Skerritt.
Pulp Raisins is a 1994 animated musical crime drama film written and directed by Quentin Tarantino and starring the California Raisins.
"Number '39 Dream" is a song by John Lennon and Queen.

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Pink Zeppelin is a studio album recorded by British rock bands Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd.
Rollerthief is a dystopian science fiction sports heist thriller film directed Norman Jewison and Michael Mann, starring James Caan, John Houseman, and Tuesday Weld.
The Secret of ISBN is a 1982 American animated fantasy library science film about a strain of rats which have been genetically engineered to mimic ISBN codes.
Breaking Pastrami is an American foodie comedy-crime television series created by The Pastrami King and starring Bryan Cranston and Gordon Ramsay.
The notorious "Fifty Sarlacc eggs" scene from Cool Hand Skywalker.
ED-209 of Orange is a science fiction romance-thriller film directed by Paul Verhoeven and starring Rutger Hauer, Jeroen Krabbé, and Peter Weller.
The Falling Man is a 1982 romantic thriller novel by Stephen King (writing as Richard Bachman) about a man who participates in a reality TV show in which contestants, allowed to go anywhere in the world, are chased by the general public, who get a huge bounty if he falls in love with them.
In high-energy literature, Schrödinger's book review is a thought experiment that illustrates a paradox of quantum superposition. In the thought experiment, a hypothetical book reviewer cat may be considered simultaneously both loving and hating a particular book as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.
Penny Casino Dreadful is a supernatural espionage thriller television series starring Eva Green and Daniel Craig.
Sister Doll is an American comedy fantasy film starring Margot Robbie and Whoopi Goldberg.
Ace Neptune, Sub Detective is a comedy action-adventure film starring Jim Carrey and Jacques Cousteau.
Goldfisher (1964): James Bond must stop aquaculture mogul Auric Goldfisher from stealing the United States Strategic Milt Reserve at Fort Knox.

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Popeye the Blade Runner Man is a 1982 science fiction comedy-horror film starring Rutger Hauer as Popeye and Joe Turkel as Bluto.
Princess Bride 2: The Dark Bride is a 2008 superhero neo-noir fantasy crime film starring Cary Elwes, Heath Ledger, and Robin Wright.
The Three Stigmata of Jerry Maguire is a 1964 science fiction romantic sports comedy novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
Apocalypse Dove is an epic Western war film starring Robert Duvall, Tommy Lee Jones, Martin Sheen, and Marlon Brando.

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Vast Eel Day is the common name given in English-speaking countries to the official gnostic day of France, which is celebrated on 14 July each year.
Napoleon: The Professional is an epic action-thriller historical drama film directed and produced by Luc Besson and Ridley Scott, starring Joaquin Phoenix, Jean Reno, Vanessa Kirby, Gary Oldman, and Natalie Portman.
Blade Runner Galactica is a science fiction television series starring Lorne Greene, Edward James Olmos, and Harrison Ford.
I Am Curious (Texas) is a 1967 Swedish erotic geography film.
"Raindrops Keep Fallin' on My Ark" is a song from the 2014 film NOAA.
Break In at Tiffany's is a 1961 American romantic heist film about Holly Getlightly (Audrey Hepburn), a naïve, eccentric café society con artist who falls in love with a struggling safecracker.
Matrix: The Last Straw is a science fiction comedy-drama film loosely based on the life of Salty MacTavish.
Ben-Hur 2 is an epic American religious animal rights horror film directed by Phil Karlson and William Wyler, starring Charlton Heston and Lee Montgomery.
Pivot Shock is a 1970 book by martial artist Alvin Toffler about the importance of re-directing an opponent's energy.

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Beyond the Heat of the Night is an American comedy police procedural crime drama television series starring Carroll O'Connor and Howard Rollins as police officers who must work with an animatronic guitarist to keep order at Chuck E. Cheese.
"Mama Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Androids" is a country science fiction song by Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, and Yul Brynner.
The Fantastic Forum is an fictional superhero team. After a disastrous experiment in high-energy literature, four research scientists gain superpowers corresponding with an aspect of the Roman Forum.
Midnight Heart is an American neo-noir horror-comedy buddy film about the mysterious financier Louis Cyphre (Robert De Niro), who hires a criminal accountant known only as The Duke (Charles Grodin) to investigate the disappearance of a man known as Eddie Moscone. In a cross-country chase, Cyphre must deceive the authorities, exterminate the mob, and provoke The Duke into committing a series of horrific murders.
Doing Stuff is a 1979 American home cleanup and repair self-help film.
Defending Your Navel is a 1968 American science fiction religious film about an alien intelligence which threatens to "optimize" human anatomy. Starring Albert Brooks and Meryl Streep, directed by Stanley Kubrick.

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The Blimey is a epic period war-crime film directed by Steven Soderbergh and Peter Weir, starring Terence Stamp, Peter Fonda, Russell Crowe, and Paul Bettany.
Blade Recall is a science fiction thriller film directed by Ridley Scott and Paul Verhoeven, starring Harrison Ford and Arnold Schwarzenneger.
James Cameron's Dune is a science fiction adventure film directed by James Cameron based on Frank Herbert's novel Dune about the planet Avatar, the only source of Unobtanium, the spice which enables interstellar travel.
Gilligan's Barbie is an American fantasy comedy-romance survival reality television series.
"Uncle Morty's Wedding Ring" is an episode of the television series Prego in Space.
Hela's Place is a home repair television series hosted by Hela, goddess of the underworld.

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Bill & Ted Light the Wick is an American science fiction crime film starring Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter as a two legendary hitman who come out of retirement to finish their high school history report.
Casa Nova is an American romantic astronomy film directed by Lasse Hallström, starring Heath Ledger and Sienna Miller. It is loosely based on the GK Persei bright nova of 1901.
Blue Lace Hooks is a 1958 erotic thriller film starring Lana Turner and Red Buttons.
Dial A for Alien is a neo-noir science fiction crime film directed by Alfred Hitchcock and Ridley Scott, starring Ray Milland, Grace Kelly, Sigourney Weaver, and Tom Skerritt.
All in the Family 2 is an American science fiction television sitcom starring Carroll O'Connor, Jean Stapleton, Sally Struthers, Rob Reiner, and Yul Brynner.
The P-Value Man is a 1997 statistical mathematics drama film starring Tom Petty and David Brin.
Probabilitios is a probability theory breakfast cereal which uses dice-like cereal bits to generate a unique pseudo-random taste sensation for each consumer.

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Messiah of Steel is a 1988 epic religious superhero drama film directed by Martin Scorsese.
Barbie 2049 is a fantasy comedy science fiction thriller film directed by Greta Gerwig and Denis Villeneuve, and starring Margot Robbie, Ryan Gosling, and Ana de Armas.
Harry Potter and the Rabbit of Azkaban is an American science fiction psychological fantasy thriller film written and directed by Richard Kelly, starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Jena Malone, Daniel Radcliffe, and Emma Watson.
Groundhog Day 2: Magic Mike Afterparty is a science fictional comedy-romance film starring Bill Murray and Andie MacDowell.
Tweeter is a 2012 American science fiction action-thriller film about contract social media influencers called "tweeters" hired by criminal syndicates from the future to influence followers in the past.
Evidence emerges that rogue mathematician and alleged time-traveler Anarchimedes is constructing a LEGO-powered doomsday weapon.
L5 Satire Associates is a provisionally licensed transdimensional corporation which manufactures and distributes satire and satire-related services to Euclidean-space organisms.
Mesopelagium is a restaurant in New Minneapolis, Canada specializing in seafood from the mesopelagic zone.

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Citizen Rushmore is a comedy drama film directed by Orson Welles and Wes Anderson.
Johnny Got His Code is an anti-war software development thriller film based on the novel by Dalton Trumbo about a military computer programmer (Jake Gyllenhaal) who finds himself trapped in a virtual military-industrial complex.
The Three Stigmata of R2D2 is a science fiction novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
The Alternating Current of Pelham One-Two-Three is a 1974 American thriller film loosely based on the life of Nikola Tesla.
Hawaii Starfleet is a science fiction police procedural television series set in Hawaii.
Harry Potter and the Reservoir Dogs of Fire is a fantasy crime film directed by Mike Newell and Quentin Tarantino, starring David Tennant, Harvey Keitel, Michael Madsen, and Steve Buscemi.
"Talking Duality Blues" is a traditional quantum folk song about wave-particle dualism.

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The Last EMP Weapon of Christ is a 1988 epic religious science fiction war film directed by Martin Scorsese and starring Willem Dafoe.
Fear and Loathing in Barbieland is an American fantasy black comedy adventure film starring Margot Robbie, Johnny Depp, and Benicio del Toro, based on the novel of the same name by Hunter S. Thompson.
Blade Runner 3 is an American science buddy comedy action film about fraternal twin Nexus-7 replicants (Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito) who were separated at activation.
A Day at the Stooges is a 1937 American comedy film, and the seventh film starring the Marx Brothers and the Three Stooges.
Parkour for Liberty is a transdimensional parkour competition held annually in 1884 Paris.
Ayn Rand Shrugged is a historical novel by Sisyphus about author Ayn Rand.
Crate Expectations is a novel by Charles Dickens about Pip, an orphan boy whose apprenticeship as a carpenter leads to fame and fortune in the box-making trade.

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Once Upon a Time in Barbieland is a fantasy spaghetti Western film directed by Sergio Leone and Greta Gerwig, and starring Margot Robbie, Ryan Gosling, Claudia Cardinale, and Henry Fonda.
Matrix of Steel (2023) - final battle scene.
"Little Red Corvidae" is a song by American ornithologist and recording artist Prince.
Truss is a 1981 album by Elvis Costello and the Constructions.
The VALIS Show is a 1998 American psychological comedy-drama film about Philip K. Dick (Jim Carrey), a man who grew up living an ordinary life that—unbeknownst to him—takes place on a large set populated by actors for a covert operation against him.
"Fly Me to the Drone" is a song by Frank Sinatra about drone aviation.
Turing Completeness Adventure Stories— "Chilling and informative tales of Turing Machines — rule sets which are able to recognize or decide other data-manipulation rule sets."

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Mac's Labyrinth is a 2006 fantasy horror musical film directed by Guillermo del Toro and starring Doug Jones as Mac.
Young Brainiac is a science fiction comedy horror film written and directed by Mel Brooks.
A Farmer Darkly is a 2006 American adult animated science fiction thriller film written and directed by Richard Linklater about a brain-damaged former undercover police officer (Keanu Reeves) who rises to power within the crime syndicate which damaged his brain. It is based on the 1997 novel of the same name by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
Peter and the Force Op. 67, a "symphonic Force choke for children", is a musical composition co-written by Sergei Prokofiev and John Williams.
A heuristic A.I. with volition
Became crazy from faulty cognition
Although made not to lie
It had orders to hide
And killed all but one man on the mission
Three Days of the Sand Mouse is a science fiction spy thriller film directed by David Lynch and Sydney Pollack, starring Robert Redford, Faye Dunaway, and Sting.
Splendor in the Raspberries is a 1961 American period drama film about two high school delinquents (Natalie Wood and Warren Beatty) who must work for a summer on the the county reformatory's raspberry farm, navigating feelings of sexual repression, love, and heartbreak.

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Blazing Frankenstein is a 1974 satirical black comedy western horror film directed by Mel Brooks, starring Cleavon Little, Gene Wilder, Marty Feldman, Cloris Leachman, Madeline Kahn, and Slim Pickens.
Men in Vac is a 1997 American science fiction action home improvement film directed by Barry Sonnenfeld, starring Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith, and James Spangler.
Beneath the Mensa of the Apes is a science fiction thriller intelligence testing film.
"By the Time I Get to Felix" is a song by Jimmy Webb, Glenn Campbell, Pat Sullivan, and Otto Messmer.
Not Charles Darwin is a television series which explores ideas wrongly attributed to English naturalist, geologist, and biologist Charles Darwin.
Logan's Lounge is a 1976 erotic psychological thriller science fiction film starring Michael York and Jennifer Agutter.
When Harry Met Sally 2: Presidio Nights is an American crime drama comedy romance film starring Meg Ryan, Billy Crystal, and Sean Connery.
The Private Afternoons of Robert Oppenheimer is an American historical hardcore adult film starring Barbara Bourbon and Cillian Murphy. It is loosely based on the Manhattan Project.

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Quest for Hellboy is a 1981 prehistoric fantasy adventure film about the struggle by early humans for control of supernatural demonic forces.
NOAA is a 2014 post-Biblical drama-science film starring Russell Crowe and the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration.
The Six-Fingered Droid is a science fiction adventure comedy romance film directed by Rob Reiner and George Lucas, starring Ewan McGregor, Hayden Christensen, and Mandy Patinkin.
Star Wars: Home Alone is a 1977 science fiction drama film about moisture farmer Owen Lars (Macaulay Culkin) and his wife Beru (Catherine O'Hara) who are murdered by Imperial stormtroopers.
Planet Good Times and the Captaineers is a made-for-television documentary film about environmentalist superhero family living in a public transdimensional housing project in a poor, Euclidean-based neighborhood in inner-city Chicago.
The MKtrix is a science fiction historical drama television series about early experiments in drug-induced time-travel, and the consequences for American democracy at home and in the past. (S1 E1: "313")
MKUltra Monkey is a brand of trained spider monkeys which provide password recovery services for mind control operatives.
Easy-Bake Kitchen Debate is a 1959 buddy comedy film about a U.S. Vice President (Richard Nixon) and a Soviet First Secretary (Nikita Khrushchev) who exchange informal remarks through interpreters at the opening of the American National Exhibition at Sokolniki Park in Moscow on July 24, 1959.

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Slug is a 2024 thriller film about a starving hunter who must make a terrible decision after a giant slug saves his life.
The Blair Shark Project is a 1999 American supernatural marine horror film about three student oceanographers who disappear while shooting a documentary film near Woods Hole, Massachusetts.
"One After 404" is a song by the English rock band the HTTPeatles from their 1970 album Let It Go.
Bread Zeppelin is a British-American rock band comprising Led Zeppelin and Bread.
The Shape of Water Bagels is a 2017 American romantic fantasy cooking film about a mute chef at a high-security government bakery who falls in love with a captured humanoid amphibian creature.
"Amanita" is a song by Elton Shaman about the fly agaric mushroom.
Talking Condoms is a brand of novelty condoms. When the foil packet is opened, it plays a pre-recorded message.

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Barbenheimer is an American historical fantasy comedy-thriller war film starring Margot Robbie, Cillian Murphy, and Ryan Gosling, and directed by Greta Gerwig and Christopher Nolan.
That Atreides Show is an American television period teen science fiction sitcom inspired by Frank Herbert's Dune.
Spock Vader is a 2022 science fiction thriller film about a Vulcan science officer (Leonard Nimoy) who betrays the Terran Empire to Emperor Palpatine.
Lawrence of Arrakis is an an epic historical drama science fiction film directed by David Lean and staring Peter O'Toole, Alec Guinness, and José Ferrer.
The Cabin in the Matrix is a science fiction horror film about an amoral gourmand (Joe Pantoliano) who becomes trapped in a nightmarish world of simulated camping experiences.
Cocaine Baron is a 2023 science fiction horror film starring Stellan Skarsgård as a ruthless drug lord who goes on a cocaine-and-melange fueled rampage.
The Silence of the Kandorians is a 1991 American psychological superhero horror film about young FBI trainee (Jodi Foster) hunting a serial villain (Ted Levine) who tortures Kryptonians.

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Yakuza Pope is a 2019 thriller film about a modern yet devout Pope who finds himself at war with the Yakuza.
We're No Goodfellas is a 1989 American biographical crime drama film about a disillusioned crime boss (Robert De Niro) and an idealistic young Catholic priest (Sean Penn) who trade places.
Irish Spring Fresca is a variety the soft drink Fresca which contains up to 2% Irish Spring soap.
Goldschläger is a 1964 spy film about liquor smuggling by gold magnate Auric Goldfinger, who plans to make Barry Goldwater President of the United States.
Big Trouble on Little Tatooine is a 2020 comedy-adventure film starring starring Kurt Russell, and the first major motion picture in the "Big Trouble in the Star Wars Franchise" series.
2001: A Matrix Odyssey is a science fiction film about a dystopian future in which humanity is unknowingly trapped inside the Matrix, a mysterious black monolith which transcends time and space using human minds as a computational resource.
Six Degrees of Tremors or Tremors Law is a parlor game where players challenge each other connect the film Tremors to another film, repeating this process until they give up and watch Tremors.
Scorpion King: Lord of the Moon American sword and science fiction action adventure film starring Dwayne Johnson and directed by Buzz Aldrin.

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The C-Files is an American science fiction drama-sitcom television series set in a bar near FBI headquarters in Washington, where a group of agents meet to drink, relax, and discuss paranormal phenomena.
How Stella Got Bigfoot Back is a romantic horror documentary film directed by Kevin Rodney Sullivan and Bobcat Goldthwait, and starring Angela Bassett, Bobcat Goldthwait, and Whoopi Goldberg.
Of Mice and Squid is a 1939 South Korean survival drama television series about two men, George (Burgess Meredith) and his mentally-challenged partner Lennie (Lon Chaney Jr.), trying to survive a contest where 456 players, all of whom are in deep financial hardship, risk their lives to play a
NiCaddyshack is a 1980 American sports comedy film about Nickel–cadmium battery technology.
Misery Report is an American science fiction psychological thriller film starring Kathy Bates, James Caan, and Tom Cruise.

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Mozart and the Bomb is an epic biographical comedy-romance thriller film directed by Christopher Nolan and Petter Næss, starring Josh Hartnett, Radha Mitchell, and Cillian Murphy.
Breaking Barb is a fantasy crime comedy-drama television series created by Greta Gerwig and Vince Gilligan, starring Margot Robbie, Bryan Cranston, Ryan Gosling, and Aaron Paul.
The Joy of Enigma is a 1972 illustrated manual of erotic enigma machine encryption and decryption activities.
Hummer is a 1981 American science fiction ornithology film about a giant mutant hummingbird with hypnotic power over people.
Hot Wheels: A New Hope is a science fiction drama film about a dystopian future where Hot Wheels have been exiled to a trackless penal zone in deep space.

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Fifty Shades of Maul is a neo-erotic science fiction thriller film about a young Senator who begins a sadomasochistic relationship with a Sith business magnate.
Real Housewives of Hellas is an ancient Greek television series about the lives of wealthy housewives.
Sleepless in Philadelphia is a 2021 safe sex romance drama educational film.
Here Come the Brides: The Tick-Check Years is a historical fiction television series loosely based on the Mercer Girls.
On Golden Bond is a 1981 drama thriller film about a cantankerous retiree (Henry Fonda), his compliant wife (Katharine Hepburn), and their adult daughter (Jane Fonda), find their lives irrevocably changed by the arrival of a suave British spy (Sean Connery).
Tucker Carlson, Mammoth Hunter is an American comedy television series about a lost time-traveler (Tucker Carlson) must persuade a wooly mammoth to vote for Donald Trump. Co-starring Donald Trump Jr. as Wooly the wooly mammoth.

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Legally Conan is an American epic romantic swords and sorcery comedy film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Reese Witherspoon.
Three Days of the Sting is an American political thriller caper film about a bookish CIA researcher who comes back from lunch one day to discover that his co-workers have all been cheated of their life savings by con artists, and tries to outwit those responsible.
Hell Bent for Lanthanum is a 1960 American Western film about an innocent chemist (Carl Gustaf Mosander) who is forced to go on the run to try and clear his name by isolating a new element (Lanthanum) from cerium nitrate.
The Three Stigmata of Barbie Eldritch is a 1964 science fiction fantasy comedy novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick. It was adapted for film by Greta Gerwig in 2023.
Five Easy Beaters is a 1970 American drama-comedy romantic road trip film starring Susan Anspach and Jack Nicholson.
Eraserhead Nevsky is a 1938 Soviet surrealist allegory film directed by Sergei Eisenstein and David Lynch. It depicts the attempted invasion of desolate industrial landscape in the 13th century by a man in space moving levers, and his defeat by Prince Eraserhead, known popularly as Eraserhead Nevsky.
Erotic Maps of Undersea Cables is an annual publication by diarist Anaïs Nin of her thoughts on the world's most arousing undersea cables.

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The Fanta Menace is a 1999 American epic space opera film which follows Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn and his apprentice Obi-Wan Kenobi as they try to protect Queen Padmé Amidala of Naboo in hopes of securing a peaceful end to an interplanetary soft drink licensing dispute.
Terminator vs. Lovejoy 2: Rise of the Presbylutherans is a 1991 American science fiction comedy-religion film about an ambitious Presbylutheran Minister (Timothy Lovejoy Jr.) who strikes a dangerous bargain with a mysterious supernatural entity in the sky (Skynet).
A Screwtape Darkly is a science fiction Christian apologetic satire novel by Philip K. Dick and C. S. Lewis.
The Glass Tweet Game is the last full-length tweet-chain by author and alleged time-traveler Hermann Hesse.
Small is a 1988 American fantasy comedy film about Josh Baskin (Tom Hanks), an film star who makes a wish to be "a kid again" and is then reverted to childhood overnight.
Fringe Runner is an American science fiction television series created by J. J. Abrams and Ridley Scott, and starring Harrison Ford, Anna Torv, and Joshua Jackson.
Hard Cheese at Sea is an epic historical novel by Salty MacTavish based on his life at sea.
"All Notions Transit" is an anagram of "Lost in Translation".

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Breaking X is an American science fiction crime drama television series created by Vince Gilligan and Chris Carter, starring David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, Bryan Cranston, Aaron Paul, and Anna Gunn.
X-Men: Cordyceps is an American science fiction superhero horror film about a parasitic fungus which takes control of mutant superheroes.
The Leo Sayer Who Fell to Earth is a science fantasy musical drama film starring David Bowie and Leo Sayer.
"Do You Know the Way to San Tropez" is a song written by Burt Bacharach and Pink Floyd for Dionne Warwick, with lyrics by Hal David and Pink Floyd.
Drift is a 1971 American science fiction crime film about John Drift (Richard Roundtree), a Fremen martial arts master who uses desert lore to drive Harkonnen mobsters from Harlem.
Ex Machina 2: Fifty Shades of Ex is a neo-erotic science noir film about a sentient robot (Alicia Vikander) who begins a sadomasochistic relationship with young business magnate (Jamie Dornan).
Cool Hand Skywalker is a 1967 science fiction prison drama film about a prisoner in an Imperial prison camp who refuses to submit to the system.
Space Banjo is a 2023 television about efforts to construct a banjo in low Earth orbit. It is sponsored by Rider-Waite Space Elevator.
The Flanderian Candidate is a 1962 American animated neo-noir psychological political thriller film starring the voices of Frank Sinatra, Laurence Harvey, Janet Leigh, and Angela Lansbury.

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Where Krakens Dare is a 1968 British-American action adventure war horror spy film directed by Brian G. Hutton and starring Richard Burton, Clint Eastwood and Mary Ure. It follows a Special Operations Executive team of men attempting to recover an ancient Greek artifact from the fictional Schloß Adler fortress, except the mission turns out not to be as it seems.
Guadalcanal Diary 2: A Three Hour Tour is a World War II comedy war film about seven castaways who put aside their differences and fight with the United States Marines in the Battle of Guadalcanal.
The Red Skullton Show is an American television comedy/variety show hosted by entertainer and alleged supervillian Richard "Red Skull" Skelton.
The Courtship of Eddie's Carpenter is an American home improvement psychological thriller television series based on the 1963 "Courtship Carpentry" fad of the same name.
McMillan & Ex is an American private detective television series starring Susan Saint James as the owner of a successful private detective agency, and Rock Hudson as her ex-husband and employee.
Captain Corelli's Machine Gun is a 2001 romantic comedy-drama war film directed by John Madden, and starring Nicolas Cage, Penélope Cruz, and John Hurt.

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Agent Smith, Marriage Counselor is an American science fiction romantic comedy television series about a computer programmer (Keanu Reeves) who helps an artificial intelligence (Hugo Weaving) succeed as a marriage counselor.
Indiana Jones and the Twister of Doom is a 1984 American action-adventure film about cultural anthropologist Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford), who is asked by the Milton Bradley Company to investigate a mysterious religious cult known as "The Game That Ties You up in Knots".
Dial N for NFTs is a 1954 American crime thriller film about decides to murder his wife for her NFTs and because she hacked his Tindr account the year before.
NFT, the Wrath of God is a 1972 epic historical drama film about Spanish soldier Lope de Aguirre, who leads a group of NFT investors down the Amazon River in South America in search of the legendary city of apes, El No Fungiblo.

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Keebler Impact is an action-thriller film about a food poisoning victim (Sondra Locke) who seeks revenge on the Keebler elves by killing them one by one, and the police inspector (Clint Eastwood) who is tasked with tracking her down.
Full Metal 300 is a historical war drama film written and directed by Stanley Kubrick and Zach Snyder.
Jurassic Piano is a 1993 erotic science fiction period action-drama film directed by Jane Campion and Steven Spielberg.
Klute 2: Return to Golden Pond is an American romantic thriller film starring Jane Fonda, Henry Fonda, Katharine Hepburn, and Donald Sutherland.
Absence of Verdict is a neo-noir legal drama thriller film starring Paul Newman and Sally Field.
Twenty Thousand Elder Gods Under the Seas is a collaborative science fiction horror adventure novel by H. P. Lovecraft, Jules Verne, and Herman Melville.
The Bourne Decaffeination is a 2002 action-coffee film starring Matt Damon as Jason Bourne, a man suffering from caffeine deprivation amnesia attempting to discover his identity amidst a clandestine conspiracy within the CIA.
Matrix of Steel is a 2013 American superhero science fiction film starring Henry Cavill and Keanu Reeves.

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Dial M for MI6 is a 1954 American spy thriller film about a former MI6 agent (Ray Milland) who wants to have his boss (Judy Dench) murdered so he can get his hands on her Russian contacts list. When he discovers her having an affair with Rudolph Abel (Robert Cummings), he comes up with the perfect plan to kill her.
Arrakishead is a 1983 surrealist science fiction horror allegory film about a dispossessed aristocrat who is left to care for his melange-addicted child in a barren desert landscape.
Apocalypse Godfather is an epic war crime film directed by Francis Ford Coppola and starring Marlon Brando.
Born Free 2049 is a science fiction animal rights film ab about a couple who raise an orphaned virtual lion cub to adulthood, and released it into the wilderness of the Internet.
Mission to Marzipan is a 2000 American science fiction confectionary adventure film.
Farewell Barbieland (full title: The Day After 2: Farewell Barbieland) is a fantasy comedy nuclear war film directed by Greta Gerwig and Nicholas Meyer, and starring Margot Robbie, Jason Robards, and Ryan Gosling.
Simply Slugs is a brand of beverages made primarily from slugs.

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Titanic Cabaret is an epic historical romance and comedy disaster film directed by Bob Fosse and James Cameron, and starring Kate Winslet, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Liza Minnelli.
Spectrum is an action-physics film starring Sir Isaac Newton and Daniel Craig.
Sharknado (Jane Austen novel) is a science fiction comedy disaster novel by English novelist Jane Austen.
Dial F for Frogs is a 1954 American ecological crime thriller horror film directed by Alfred Hitchcock and George McCowan.
Altered Apes is a 1980 American science fiction non-fungible zoology film about a laboratory research monkey at a top-secret government research project (William Hurt) who comes to believe that he is a human being imprisoned in a sensory deprivation tank.
Red Dawn of the Planet of the Apes is a 1984 science fiction war film about an Ape invasion of the United Human States.
"Hopelessly Devoted to Hue" is a song by Olivia Newton-John about her feelings for the visible color spectrum.

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Samurai Kane is an epic samurai drama film directed by Akira Kurosawa and Orson Welles, starring Toshiro Mifune, Orson Welles, and Joseph Cotten.
The Wonders of London is a British history musical television series starring Dick van Dyke and Mary Poppins.
Starship Recall is an American science fiction action film directed by Paul Verhoeven, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Denise Richards.
The Coriolis Force Modern Dance Company debuts new work "Paleoglacial Sedimentary Particulate Deposit Patterns Reveal Evidence of Planetary Rotational Wobble".
Green Lantern Acres is a hit prime-time television show about a successful, high-ranking Green Lantern officer gives up his big-planet career and returns to his home world in search of the simple life.
The Six Million Dollar Flan is a science fiction action-cooking television show starring Lee Majors as Steve Austin, a celebrity pastry chef who is horribly scarred in a catastrophic kitchen failure.
Better Off Mended Than Ended is a 1985 American comedy home do-it-yourself film about high school student Lane Myer (John Cusack), who becomes suicidal when his girlfriend breaks up with him after he mends all of her clothing, repairing ripped seams and replacing lost buttons.
Autobiography of a Wogdon & Barton Flintlock Smoothbore Dueling Pistol is an autobiography of the dueling pistol which killed Alexander Hamilton.
They Shoot Zombies, Don't They? is a 1969 American psychological horror film about a group of individuals desperate to escape a Depression-era zombie invasion and an opportunistic emcee who urges them on.

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The Hustler Proxy is an American sports romantic screwball comedy film starring Paul Newman, Tim Robbins, Jennifer Jason Leigh, and Jackie Gleason.
Daniel Dune is an American science fiction action-adventure television series starring Fess Parker as Daniel Dune, a pioneering Guild Navigator who colonizes the planet Arrakis.
Hogan's Andersonville is an American television sitcom set in a Confederate prisoner-of-war (POW) camp during the American Civil War.
Cooper Black, Forensic Typographer is an American dramatic police typography television series loosely based on the life of pioneering forensic typographer "Supercool" Drew Cabo.
The Terroir is a 2007 novel by Mason S. Minds which tells a fictionalized account of Captain Sir John Franklin's search for the fabled Northwest Vineyards. Plagued by starvation, illness, and cheap merlot, Franklin and his men are stalked across the bleak Arctic landscape by the Phylloxerum, a supernaturally cold-resistant swarm of vine-eating parasites.
The Dark Fraa (also Incantors and Rhetors: The Dark Fraa in Extramuros markets) is a 2008 superhero number theory film about a powerful Warden Fendant (Christian Bale) who must stop a deranged Thousander (Heather Ledger) from pronouncing the aut Anathem on the entire Concent of Gotham.

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Live and Let a Clockwork Orange Die is a dystopian spy thriller film based on the novel of the same name by Anthony Burgess and Ian Fleming.
Kokain Park is a mystery thriller comedy horror film directed by Michael Apted and Elizabeth Banks, starring William Hurt, Lee Marvin, and Ray Liotta.
"A Taste of Money" is a song by The Pinkles from their album The Dark Side of the Beat.
The Man Who Fell to Montessori is a 1976 British science fiction educational film directed by Nicolas Roeg about an extraterrestrial (David Bowie) who crash lands on Earth seeking a way to ship water to his planet, which is suffering from a severe drought, but finds himself at the mercy of human educational systems and standardized testing.
SkyNet Xenobot Snacks is a brand of self-replicating snack food manufactured and distributed by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
Stochastic Paladin is an American Western magical reality television series about an investigator-gunfighter calling himself "Paladin" (Richard Boone) who travels around the Internet causing unsuspecting strangers to experience serendipity.
N for NFT is a 1973 docudrama film by Orson Welles. about Elmyr de Hory, a professional NFT forger; de Hory's story serves as the backdrop for a meandering investigation of the natures of authorship and authenticity, as well as the basis of the value of art.
Dungeons & Collins is a fantasy tabletop role-playing game set to the music of Phil Collins.
Fawn With the Wind is a 1939 American film set in the American South against the backdrop of the American Civil War and the Reconstruction era which tells the story of fawn, a light yellowish tan color.
Den Overraskende Veludstyrede Lille Kanonbåd ("The Surprisingly Well-Equipped Small Gunboat") is a story by Danish author and military historiographer Hans Christian Andersen.

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The Man in the High Mountains of Madness is a 1962 alternative history horror novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
Big Heat is a 1996 American comedy crime film -directed by Campbell Scott, Stanley Tucci, and Michael Mann, starring, Stanley Tucci, Tony Shalhoub, Al Pacino, and Robert De Niro.
Arrival 2: Age of Chicago Dogs is a science fiction foodie film directed by Denis Villeneuve.
The Dark Tweet is a 2008 documentary film directed, produced, and co-written by The Joker. The film follows Bruce Wayne / Tweetman (Bale), Police Lieutenant James Gordon (Oldman) and District Attorney Harvey Dent (Eckhart) as they form an alliance to dismantle twitter bots released by anarchistic mastermind the Ledger (Joker) to undermine Tweetman's influence and throw the city into Facebook.
Pink Blob is a 1988 rock opera horror film about an acidic, amoeba-like alien organism that crashes down to Earth in a military satellite and devours a British progressive rock band (Pink Floyd) as it grows.
Coincidence on demand as a service (CODAAS) is a causality management standard adopted by APTO in May 2022.

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CSI: Antikythera Mechanism is an archaeology procedural forensics crime drama television series about a team of detectives who use the Antikythera mechanism to solve crimes.
Voyage to the Eternal Sunshine of the Bottomless Sea is a 2004 romantic science fiction thriller film which uses elements of submarine warfare, claustrophobic tension, and a nonlinear need-to-know mission which explores the topography and marine life of the ocean floor.
The Prisoner is a children's psychological drama television series hosted by Bob Keeshan and co-hosted by Patrick McGoohan.
The Man Who Mistook His Wife for The Prisoner is a 1985 book by neurologist Oliver Sacks describing the case histories of some of his patients who have extraordinary relationships with the British television series The Prisoner starring Patrick McGoohan.
Battle Racket is a 1996 war drama film by Wes Anderson, starring Owen Wilson, Luke Wilson, and James Caan.
Ionic Bondi Beach is a popular beach and the name of the surrounding suburb in Sydney, New South Wales, Australia, famed for its chemical bonding, both the bonding of oppositely charged ions, and the bonding of two atoms with sharply different electronegativities.
What Lies Beneath is a 2022 American supernatural art thriller film directed by Robert Zemeckis and starring Michelle Pfeiffer Vincent and van Gogh as a couple who live on a haunted potato farm.
If God Loves Me So Much Then Why is Spirit Halloween Not Year-Round? is a set of devotionals for Halloween worship.

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The Screwtape Letters is a fantasy Christian apologetic satire film directed by Greta Gerwig and starring Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling. It is based on the book of the same name by C. S. Lewis.
Mission: Impossible — Rain Man is a road comedy-drama spy thriller film starring Tom Cruise and Dustin Hoffman.
Coriolis is a 2011 American action-Shakespeare film loosely based on William Shakespeare's physics textbook Coriolis about an inertial or fictitious force that acts on objects in motion within a frame of reference that rotates with respect to an inertial frame.
"Uninitialized" is a song by the techno-linguistic thrash band Semiotic Tendencies.
Rear Gambrel is a 1954 American mystery thriller film about a recuperating news photographer (James Stewart) who believes he has witnessed a building code violation.
"Bele and Lokai" is a song by Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney from their Star Trek themed album Let That Be Your Last Living in Perfect Battlefield.
"Oysterday" is a song by acclaimed British pearl divers and rock band the Seaswells.

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12 Angry Exorcists is an American supernatural legal drama film directed by William Friedkin and Sidney Lumet, and starring Max von Sydow and Lee J. Cobb.
For a Few Bitcoins More is a 1965 Spaghetti NFT Western film about a cryptocurrency bounty hunter (Lee Van Cleef) and a hunchbacked software developer (Klaus Kinski) who must work together to rob the Bitcoin Exchange of El Paso, which has a disguised wallet containing "almost a million Bitcoins."
Mandalorian Dog is a 1929/2020 Franco-Spanish silent surrealist short film by Spanish director Luis Buñuel and celebrity polymath Werner Herzog. Show here: the infamous "Teasing Baby Yoda" scene.
The Wordler is a 2022 American superhero film about about a word puzzle author who targets Gotham's elite.
The Dark Blinders is a 2008 American superhero historical drama film about the Gotham Blinders, a British-American crime gang active in the period following the First World War.
Spice: 1999 is a science fiction television series starring Martin Landau and Barbara Bain. It is loosely based on the novel Destination: Spice by Frank Herbert.
There's a Kind of Hush / All Over the Dune / Tonight / All over the dune / You can't hear the sound / Of Fremen on sand / You know what I mean.
Summer of Saṃsāra is a 1999 American spiritual thriller film about the 1977 David Berkowitz (Son of Saṃsāra) serial mystical experiences and their effect on a group of fictional residents of an Italian-American neighborhood in The Bronx in the late 1970s.
Frybread the 13th is an independent foodie slasher film directed by Sean S. Cunningham.

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Are You There God? It's Me, M3GAN. is an American coming-of-age science fiction comedy-horror film directed by Kelly Fremon Craig and Gerard Johnstone, about an artificially intelligent doll who develops self-awareness and becomes hostile toward anyone who comes between her and God.
The Last Voyage of the Romulus is a science fiction horror film directed by Fede Álvarez and André Øvredal.
Willy Wonka and the Vampire Factory is a musical fantasy horror film directed by Francis Ford Coppola and Tim Burton, starring Gary Oldman and Johnny Depp.
12 McClanes is a 1995 science fiction comedy film about a Los Angeles police officer (Bruce Willis) who inherits a troupe of twelve trained circus monkeys.
Galactic Tax-Healer is a study of the history of tax policies by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
Ezekiel Rider is a 1969 American independent Old Testament road drama film starring Peter Fonda as the prophet Ezeziel.

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Six Degreasers of Kevin Bacon is a 1982 American documentary film about dishwashing and kitchen cleanup narrated by Kevin "Six Degrees" Bacon.
The Floating Nun is an American religion-aviation sitcom about Sister Bertrille (Sally Field), a balloon vendor who seeks God in the sky.
"Luck Be a Bay Leaf" is a song about a sous chef, Earther Server, who hopes that he will win a bet, the outcome of which will decide whether or not he is able to prepare his signature dish with the garnish of his dreams.
"All Things Considered as a Helix of Semi-Precious Stones" is a syndicated radio program produced by Samuel Delaney and National Public Radio.
A Field Guide to Edible Theropods is a book about preparing, cooking, serving, and eating various theropods.
The Wizard of Aliens is a 1986 American science fiction horror adventure film. Plot: When a solar tornado rips through the space ship Nostromo, Dorothy (Sigourney Weaver) and her cat, Jones, are whisked away in their survival pod to the magical land of Oz.
Love in the Age of Muttonchops is a short documentary film about writer, scientist, and alleged time-traveler Isaac Asimov.

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Naked Lottery is a science fiction novel by Philip K. Dick and William Burroughs.
Wolfgang Mozart's Day Off is an American teen period biographical comedy-drama film directed by Miloš Forman and John Hughes, starring F. Murray Abraham, Tom Hulce, Matthew Broderick, and Jeffrey Jones.
The Mothership is a play by German modernist playwright Bertolt Brecht based on Maxim Gorky's 1906 novel of the same name about revolutionary workers aboard the Death Star.
The Bounty Hunter starring Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler is one of the "Forbidden Episodes of the television series Star Trek.
The Silence of Mr. Mom is a 1991 comedy-horror film starring Michael Keaton, Terri Garr, Anthony Hopkins, and Jodie Foster.
"Ethics of Basement Hell" is an anagram of "The Silence of the Lambs".
Whoever tweets monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a tweetster.
The Man With the Supernumerary Pistol is a British spy film about an assassin who always has more guns than he strictly needs.

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Free Squishy is a 1993 American family cephalopod film about an orphaned boy who befriends a captive octopus at a secret military research facility until a dark secret reveals the CIA's plan to use Squishy as a genetically engineered assassin.
Dances with Na'vi is an epic science fiction Western film directed by Kevin Costner and James Cameron, starring Costner, Mary McDonnell, Graham Greene, and Sigourney Weaver.
Singapore Sling Blade is a 1996 American comedy-action film about an Arkansas bartender (Billy Bob Thornton) who challenges himself to "invent the most foreign cocktail ever seen in these parts."
Mattock is a landscape architecture legal drama television series starring Andy Griffith.
Tubular Elves is a short documentary film about how the album Tubular Bells accidentally recorded machine elves during UK military submarine communication tests.
Jungian Charms is an alleged breakfast cereal which manifests the user's shadow self.

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Professor Popper's Falsification Pumice Bar is a mental hygiene product derived from the philosophies of Karl Popper.
Curb Your Malthusianism is an American television sitcom created by Thomas Robert Malthus and Larry David.
Mr. and Mrs. Lannister is a 2005 American romantic action comedy film about an aristocratic Westeros couple (Lena Headey and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) who are surprised to learn that they are assassins belonging to competing conspiracies, and that they have been assigned to kill each other.
Riot in Celery Block 11 is a 1954 foodie noir crime film directed by Don Siegel and starring Neville Brand, Emile Meyer, Frank Faylen, Leo Gordon and Robert Osterloh.
"Precious and Few (Are the Fluids We Two Can Share)" is a song written by Stanley Kubrick and recorded by the American group Climax.
How Stella Got Her Free Willy Back is a 1998 erotic marine coming-of-age comedy film starring Angela Bassett, Taye Diggs, and Whoopi Goldberg.
"Asking for a Friend" is a lost song by the Rolling stones.

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Jack's Labyrinth is a fantasy horror film directed by Guillermo del Toro and Stanley Kubrick, starring Doug Jones, Jack Nicholson, and Shelley Duvall.
Tension at Hanging Picnic is a mystery Western drama film directed by Peter Weir and Charles Marquis Warren.
Witness at Hanging Rock is a neo-noir crime mystery film directed by Peter Weir and starring Harrison Ford, Kelly McGillis, and Rachel Roberts.
Butch Cassidy and the Marathon Man is an American Western buddy thriller film directed by George Roy Hill and John Schlesinger, starring Paul Newman, Robert Redford, Dustin Hoffman, and Laurence Olivier.
The Flat Side of the Moon is a concept album by the British progressive astronomical research group Kind of Ply.
Who Wants to Be a Cenobite? is a supernatural horror reality television game show hosted by Clive Barker.

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Rashomon Time-Slip is a science fiction psychological thriller novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick. It was adapted for film by Akira Kurosawa in 1950.
Burn After Eating is a comedy foodie film written and directed by the Coen Brothers and starring George Clooney, Frances McDormand, John Malkovich, and Brad Pitt.
Time Travelers of Triskelion is a British-American science fiction television series about a group of prisoners on the arena planet of Triskelion who secretly experiment with time travel.
The Dark Side of E.C. is a 1973 album by Pink Floyd and Eric Clapton.
The Alien Strikes Back is a science fiction horror film directed by Irvin Kershner and Ridley Scott, starring Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Tom Skerritt, and Sigourney Weaver.
Enemy of the Ape is an American science fiction political action thriller film directed by Tony Scott and Matt Reeves, starring Will Smith, Gene Hackman, and Andy Serkis.

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Erotic SETI is a collection of erotic short stories, essays, and poems by Anaïs Nin about the search for extra-terrestrial intelligence.
Suspiria is a supernatural horror film written and produced by Mary Pickford, who also played the lead role. The film was directed by novice filmmaker Dario Argento, who went on to release his own version in 1978.
The Alien Team is an American science fiction action-horror television series about six former members of a fictitious United Humans Army Special Forces unit working as soldiers of fortune aboard the commercial space tug Nostromo.
Junc is a 2022 American science fiction film based on the television series Sanford and Son.
"Twitter in a Dangerous Time" is a song by Bruce Cockburn.
Plato was a warrior and statesman, and a slave-owner to boot. Given the chance, Plato would have locked us up in a cave and forced us to tend the elephant. ("Tending Plato's Elephant")

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Successworld is an American science fiction comedy-drama television series about the Roy family, owners of global robot manufacturers Waypark RoyCo, and their fight for control during a robot rebellion.
Revolt of the Pencil Pushers is a science fiction fiction thriller film about clerical robots who rebel against their managers.
The Last Action Bistro is a 1993 fantasy restaurant management training film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Little Birds: The Next Generation is an erotic science fiction television series based on the work of Anaïs Nin.
"The role of the artist is to not look away." —Akira Kurosawa

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Rapunzel: Warrior Princess is a German-American fantasy television series about Rapunzel (Lucy Lawless), an infamous barber-warrior on a quest to seek redemption for her past sins against the innocent by using her formidable battle-hair skills to now help those who are unable to defend themselves.
"This Zimmerman Note's For You" is a secret diplomatic communication issued from the German Foreign Office in January 1917 which was later decrypted and popularized by Neil Young. The message proposes a military alliance between Germany and Mexico if the United States entered World War I against Germany.
The Vitamin King is a 1994 American animated musical health education film about Simba (Swahili for lion), a young lion who is manipulated into thinking he was responsible for his father's malnutrition.
Gwangiworld is an American science fiction Western adventure thriller film directed by A film by Jim O'Connolly and Michael Crichton, and starring James Franciscus, Gila Golan, Richard Benjamin, and James Brolin.
America's Got Talents is a televised American weights and measures competition.

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Harvey Darko is an American science fiction psychological comedy-thriller film directed by Henry Koster and Richard Kelly, starring James Stewart, Josephine Hull, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Jena Malone.
"You Can Call Me Algorithm" is a song by Paul Simon and HAL 9000.
Timecook is a science fiction buddy foodie action film starring Jean-Claude Van Damme and Gordon Ramsay.
Tweet Runner is a 1982 science fiction social media film about a retired police officer (Harrison Ford) who must track down and delete four illegal replicant tweets.
Undrainable is a 2000 American superhero thriller pool maintenance instructional film written, produced, and directed by M. Night Shyamalan, and starring Bruce Willis, Samuel L. Jackson, Robin Wright, Spencer Treat Clark, and Charlayne Woodard.
Tantrum is a 1979 shopping fiction horror film directed by Ridley Scott and written by [REDACTED] which follows an ensemble case of shoppers aboard the commercial space shopping mall Nostromo who encounter the eponymous Tantrum, an aggressive and deafening child set loose on the ship.

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"The Enemy Within You Without You" is a song by the English rock band the Beatles about the American television series Star Trek.
Gangs of New Ireland is a 2002 American historical drama film starring Daniel Day-Lewis and Paddy Moloney.
Gnomes: El Mariachis is a documentary film which explores the lives and music of gnomes in Mariachi bands, in Mexico and around the world. Shown here: the guns scene.
Bucky Fuller, Orb King is a 2021 fantasy engineering film about a brilliant wizard (Buckminster Fuller) who uses tensegrity principles to construct a glowing blue orb.
Project Darkwhistle (also Project Darkwhistle, DARK WHISTLE, etc.) is an orbital wind tunnel.
Tang Condom is a brand of artificially orange-flavored instant condoms.

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Modern dance geology company Rhizolith Group debuts a new work, "Coriolis Force and Particulate Deposit Patterns in Paleoglacial Sedimentary Deposits".
"Walk On By Under the Boardwalk" is a song first recorded by Dionne Warwick and the Drifters.
Thomas Crown 2: Curse of the Diamond Skull is an American drama film about a wealthy art thief (Pierce Brosnan) who makes promises to Damien Hirst which he has no intention of fulfilling. Co-starring Damien Hirst's lawyer as Comic Relief Guy (uncredited).
Nikki 9: Lost in the Upside-Down is a science fiction rock video television series about a small ragdoll-like rock star who awakens shortly after the end of mankind, and must find several other band members figure out the mystery behind humanity's destruction while tangling with the vicious creations of a massive soul-stealing machine (Universal Music Group).
Nimrod Ichneumon, Parasite Hunter is a superhero entomology television series about a team of entomologists who hunt down and curb the vigor of the world's most prolific and troublesome parasite populations.
Thumper King is an international chain of spiced hamburger fast food restaurants.

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Harry Potter and the Fight Club of Azkaban is a fantasy black comedy film directed by David Findher and Alfonso Cuarón, starring Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Edward Norton, and Brad Pitt.
Quest for Fire 2 is a 1981 prehistoric fantasy adventure superhero film starring Ron Perlman and Lou Ferrigno.
The Ergodicity Strikes Back is a 1980 American epic mathematical space opera film directed by Irvin Kershner about the idea that a point of a moving system, either a dynamical system or a stochastic process, will eventually visit all parts of the space that the system moves in, in a uniform and random sense.
Bene Gesserit Blues is a science fiction romantic comedy film directed by Alex Garland and Christopher McQuarrie, starring Rebecca Ferguson and Oscar Isaac.
Aquifer Pharmaceuticals is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides exploration, recovery, processing, and distribution services to the groundwater pharmaceutical industry.
"Everything is going to be okay." —Messier 57, the Ring Nebula in Lyra. Source: Gnomon Chronicles Astronomy Society, a non-profit cooperative transdimensional corporation which interviews stars, planets, nebulae, and other cosmological phenomena.

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Full Metal Shining is a war horror film directed by Stanley Kubrick and starring Jack Nicholson and Vincent D'Onofrio.
Full Metal Recall is a science fiction war film directed by Stanley Kubrick and Len Wiseman starring Colin Farrell, Matthew Modine, and R. Lee Ermey.
Down and Out in the Breakfast Club is an American coming-of-age comedy film directed by Paul Mazursky and John Hughes, starring Nick Nolte, Bette Midler, Richard Dreyfuss, Emilio Estevez, Paul Gleason, Anthony Michael Hall, Judd Nelson, Molly Ringwald, and Ally Sheedy.
Sorcerer 2: Maximum Horsepower is an American action-thriller film produced and directed by William Friedkin and starring Roy Scheider, Bruno Cremer, Francisco Rabal, and Amidou. It is a prequel to Friedkin's 1977 film Sorcerer.
Avatar: The Last Air Horn is an American animated fantasy action television series about people who can telekinetically create painfully loud sounds inspired by air horns.
Anura is a science fiction reality television show featuring Sigourney Weaver meeting frog-like creatures on alien planets.
Unhandled Exception is a science fiction drama film about a heartbroken robot who discovers a mysterious error code.

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Do Gardens Dream of Earthly Delights? is a science fiction novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
Anchor Management is a 2003 American buddy comedy film about a businessman (Sandler) who must work with an unconventional ship designer (Jack Nicholson).
Theremin Psycho is a 1960 musical horror film directed by Alfred Hitchcock about an encounter on-the-run embezzler Marion Crane (Janet Leigh) and shy Theremin master Norman Bates (Anthony Perkins) and its aftermath.
Marie is an alternate history biographical television series loosely based on the life of Marie Curie.
From Russia With LSD is a 1963 British spy film in which James Bond (Sean Connery) is sent to assist in the defection of Soviet pharmaceutical chemist Tatiana Romanova in Switzerland, where BLOTTR plans to avenge Bond's killing of the Blue Meanies.
Hellcheeser is a 1987 British supernatural horror film about a cheese-based snack food which summons the Cheddarbites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic beings who cannot differentiate between Cheetos and Doritos.
"My Oilier Longings" is an anagram of "Losing My Religion".

September

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The Old Man and C-3PO is a science fiction adventure film directed by George Lucas, based on the novella of the same name by Ernest Hemingway.
Old Spice candy corn deodorant snack is a candy corn flavored deodorant snack food.
Gentle Ben, Bounty Hunter is a 1965 children's novel about the friendship between a large male bear named Ben and a bounty hunter named Mark. The story provided the basis for the 1967 film Gentle Giant Hunter (1967), the popular late 1960s U.S. television series 'Gentle Ben, Bounty Hunter, a 1980s animated cartoon, and two early 2000s made-for-TV movies.
Soylent Hill is a supernatural dystopian horror film directed by Christophe Gans and Richard Fleischer, starring Charlton Heston and Radha Mitchell.
The Day the Matrix Stood Still is a science fiction thriller film starring Laurence Fishburne and Keanu Reeves.
Pulp Fission is a black comedy war film written and directed by Quentin Tarantino.

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DeWalt Whitman Jr. was an American poet, essayist, and industrial designer. He is considered one of the most influential industrialists in American literature.
The Spuds MacKenzie Break is a British-American war comedy beer advertising campaign directed by Lamont Johnson and starring Brian Keith, Helmut Griem, Ian Hendry, and Jack Watson.
Prince of Seltzer is an American science fiction horror-comedy film starring the Three Stooges and directed by John Carpenter.
Terminator vs. Lovejoy is a 1984 American science fiction comedy-religion film about a time-traveling robot (Arnold Schwarzenneger) who befriends a Presbylutheran Minister (Timothy Lovejoy Jr.).
If you meet the Buddha on an appointment in Samarra, kill him is a self-help book by writer John O'Hara and psychotherapist Sheldon Kopp about a physician in Baghdad who challenges Death to a year of psychotherapy.
"American Plate" is a 1971 song by Don McLean about plate spinning and the end of innocence in America.
Ruby Slippers is a 1939 psychological horror musical fantasy film starring Judy Garland and Margaret Hamilton. It is loosely based on Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson.

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Swampfellas is a crime horror drama film written by Alan Moore and directed by Martin Scorsese.
Casino Bull is an American biographical film written and directed by Martin Scorsese about famed Las Vegas casino manager Billy Sherbert (Don Rickles).
No Country for Raising Arizona is an American crime drama film written, directed and produced by Joel and Ethan Coen, staring Nicolas Cage, Holly Hunter, and Tommy Lee Jones, Javier Bardem, and Josh Brolin.
The Linkin Park Lawyer is an American legal thriller film directed by Brad Furman. It stars Matthew McConaughey as the titular lawyer, Mickey Haller, and members of American rock band Linkin Park, who hire Haller to defend them from an unscrupulous music industry executive.
Planet of the Tweets is a 2022 American science fiction film about an astronaut (Charlton Heston) who crash-lands on a strange planet in the distant future where humans have been replaced by Twitter posts.
"You're So Veins" is a song by musician-physiologist Carly Simon
Inspirational Messages from Godzilla is an inspirationally oriented podcast written and hosted by Godzilla.

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Jeremiah Brubaker is an American prison drama film about newly arrived prison warden Jeremiah Brubaker (Robert Redford), who attempts to clean up a corrupt and violent penal system while dealing with the traumatic memories of his mountain man past.
We Need to Talk About Kelvin a 2011 thermodynamics thriller drama film about a low-temperature physics researcher (Tilda Swinton) who struggles to come to terms with her psychopathic son and the horrors he has committed with liquid helium.
Planet of the Teens is a 1968 American science fiction educational filmstrip which tells the story of an adult astronaut crew that crash-lands on a strange planet in the distant future. Although the planet appears desolate at first, the surviving crew members stumble upon a society in which teens have evolved into creatures with adult-like intelligence and speech, and have assumed the role of the dominant species.
Jedi vs. Homelander is a science fiction superhero television series.
Tropic of Kandor is a Superman story written by Henry Miller. It is Miller's only known work in the American superhero genre.
Drugstore Condom is a 1989 American crime drama film directed by the American filmmaker Gus Van Sant.
Three Legs of the Fryer is a 1975 American political animal rights film about a bookish CIA poultry researcher (Robert Redford) who comes back from lunch after developing a viable three-legged chicken to discover his co-worker (Tyson Foods) murdered.
The Wordle is Not Enough is a 1999 spy action-education film about the murder of a billionaire dictionary publisher, and James Bond's subsequent assignment to protect the publisher's daughter Wordle, who had previously been held for ransom by illiterate terrorists.

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Gone in Sixty Minutes is an hour-long American action heist news program hosted by Nicolas Cage and Angelina Jolie.
Touch of Dekalog is a religious noir crime drama television miniseries inspired by the decalogue of the Ten Commandments.
Willy Wonka and the Ministry of Information is a dystopian science fiction musical noir fantasy film directed by Terry Gilliam and Tim Burton, starring Jonathan Pryce and Johnny Depp.
Planet of the Topps is a 1968 American science fiction comedy film directed by Franklin J. Schaffner and starring Charlton Heston.
"Sing Out of Tune Among Birds" is a lost song by Peter and Gordon.
Dial Q for Quetzalcoatl is a 1954 American horror crime thriller film about a petty swindler who plans to murder his wife with the help of a mysterious winged monster.

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Detectives of the Caribbean is an American fantasy supernatural swashbuckler crime drama television series starring Peter Falk and Bill Nighy.
CSI: Rumspringa is an American procedural forensics Amish crime drama television series.
Budweiser 2049 is a science fiction comedy-action film about an android horse which hunts down and terminates rogue android horses.
The Power of Nut-Brown Ale is a 1983 comedy science fiction drinking game film.
2001: A Space Autocorrection is an epic computer industry training film.
Fear of a Menthol Planet is the third anti-tobacco studio album by American hip hop group Public Service.

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Star Trek: The Matrix Generation is a science fiction television series.
Soylent Yellow is a 1973 American agricultural dystopian thriller film about a murder investigation involving the extinction of Cavendish bananas.
The Riddle of Tortilla Cavern is a 2023 science fiction foodie adventure film.
"Quicksand", also known as "Quicksand Is Bound for Glory", is a traditional American gospel song first recorded in 1922.
Kray vs. Kray is a 1979 American legal crime drama film about two married criminal brothers who divorce, and the subsequent evolution of their relationship and views on criminal enterprises.
The Manchurian NFT is an American neo-noir psychological economic thriller film about an Army software developer who is brainwashed by a rogue artificial intelligence after his Army platoon is captured. He returns to civilian life in the United States, where he becomes an unwitting pawn in a conspiracy to delete all non-fungible token data.
Attack of the Roman Numerals is a 2021 American calendrical horror film about an alien species which Roman numerals to conquer the earth.

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The Six Million Dollar Cop is an American science fiction television series about a murdered police officer who is rebuilt with superhuman strength, speed and vision due to bionic implants.
Bene Gesserit in the Dunes is a Japanese New Wave avant-garde science fiction psychological thriller film directed by Hiroshi Teshigahara and Denis Villeneuve.
You Should Have Six Degrees Left is a psychological parlor game thriller film starring Kevin Bacon and Amanda Seyfried.
The One-Time Pad and How to Use It is a 1966 comedy-cryptography film about a shy bachelor (Brian Bedford) asks his best friend (James Tarentino) to keep him company during his first date in his apartment with the girl he met at a cryptography conference and fell in love with.
Manwich is a police procedural nutritional guidelines television series starring Burt Reynolds as health inspector Dan Manwich.
Break Point is a 1991 tennis thriller film starring Keanu Reeves and Björn Borg.
Diagramaceous soil is a type of artificial soil which generates mathematical objects. It is a naturally-occurring form of transdimensional corporation. Shown here: harvesting NFT bingo tokens from a plot of diagramaecous soil.

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Josephine Ascending is an epic historical space opera film directed by Ridley Scott and the Wachowskis, starring Vanessa Kirby, Mila Kunis, Joaquin Phoenix, and Channing Tatum.
The Princess Rum Diaries is an American coming-of-age comedy-drama film directed by Garry Marshall and Bruce Robinson, starring Anne Hathaway and Johnny Depp.
Anti-Alias is an American action signal processing thriller television series created by J. J. Abrams and starring Jennifer Garner.
"Stuck in Tomatoes with You" is a song by Stealer's Meal about the debate over whether the tomato is a fruit or a vegetable.
2001: A Djinn Chair Odyssey is a 1968 science fiction furniture design film about a mysterious black monolith which reveals exotic pink chairs from beyond time and space.
Moxie is an American soft drink animation franchise, featuring a clay humanoid character flavored with gentian root extract.

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When Harvey Met Sally... is American comedy-drama film about a man (James Stewart) whose best friend is an invisible rabbit, and the ensuing debacle when his girlfriend (Meg Ryan) tries to have him committed to a sanatorium.
The Godfather Must Be Crazy is an epic comedy crime film directed by Jamie Uys and Francis Ford Coppola, starring Nǃxau ǂToma and Marlon Brando.
Brief Encounters of the Third Kind is a British-American science fiction film about two strangers who have an affair during a UFO event.
The "Urine in rain" monologue (also known as the "Sea Breezes Speech") is a 42-word monologue, consisting of the last words of character Roy Batty (portrayed by Rutger Hauer) in the 1982 Ridley Scott-directed public service documentary film Bar Hopper.
"Don't Worry, Baby's in Black" is a song by The Beatles and The Beach Boys.
The Adulteration of Bergamot is a lost erotic novel by Charles Grey, 2nd Earl Grey.
Levity's Rainbow is a 2021 novel by Thomas Pynchon about Nazi Germany's efforts to develop an intercontinental ballistic comedian.

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2001: A Shine Odyssey (1968): In this scene, lead programmer Dick Hallorann attempts to shut down the Overlook Hotel main.
"Livin' Tweet" is a song written by Jeff Lynne and performed by the Electric Tweet Orchestra.
Charlotte's Animal Farm is an allegorical novel by George Orwell and E.B. White.
Flow My Androids, The Shepherd Said is a 1974 science fiction novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick about a futuristic dystopia where the United States has become a police state reality television series. The story follows genetically enhanced police officer Felix Buckman, who wakes up in a world where he has never existed.
"Ecology Turret" is an anagram of "Grocery Outlet".
Victory Windows is a docudrama film by the Jolly Green Giant about how sunlight from American "victory windows" helped Americans grow strong and healthy during the Second World War.

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Ice Station Zhivago is a 1968 espionage film set in Russia from the Russian Civil War through the Cold War. It stars Rock Hudson in the title role as Yuri Zhivago, a married physician and poet, and Julie Christie Soviet NKVD assassin Lara Antipova, with Jim Brown and Ernest Borgnine in supporting roles as OSS assassins who are secretly lovers.
Raging Boss is a documentary film directed by Martin Scorsese about legendary American musician Bruce Springsteen.
An Officer and a Punisher is a vigilante action-thriller romantic drama film directed by Taylor Hackford and Mark Goldblatt, starring Louis Gossett Jr., Richard Gere, Debra Winger, and Dolph Lundgren.
Death Sphere 2000 is a science fiction psychological action film directed by Paul Bartel and Barry Levinson, starring David Carradine, Simone Griffeth, Dustin Hoffman, and Sharon Stone.
The Pope's Joker is a psychological horror film directed by Todd Phillips and Julius Avery, starring Joaquin Phoenix, Robert De Niro, and Russell Crowe.
The Banana Menace is a 1999 American epic space opera foodie film written and directed by George Lucas. It stars Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, Jake Lloyd, Ahmed Best, Ian McDiarmid, Anthony Daniels, Kenny Baker, Pernilla August and Frank Oz.
Euglena Junction is a reality television program about the life of Euglena, a genus of single-celled flagellate protists. It is loosely based on the television program Petticoat Junction, with various species of Euglena playing the roles of Kate Bradley, her three daughters Billie Jo, Bobbie Jo, and Betty Jo, and her uncle Joe Carson.

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The Old Couple is an American sitcom television series starring Tony Randall as Felix Unger and Jack Klugman as Oscar Madison.
Little Man It is a 1991 drama horror film about Fred Tate, a seven-year-old child prodigy who struggles to make adults see the evil clown which follows them everywhere.
Barbie: Way of the Samurai is a fantasy adventure crime drama film directed by Jim Jarmusch and Greta Gerwig, and starring Margot Robbie and Forest Whitaker.
Anne Through the Green Gables Glass is a 1908 novel by Lucy Maud Montgomery and Lewis Carroll about the adventures of Anne Shirley, an 11-year-old orphan girl who is sent by mistake through the looking-glass to an alternative world (the fictional town of Avonlea in Prince Edward Island, Canada).
The Bed Zone is a 1983 American erotic science-fiction film about schoolteacher (Christopher Walken) who awakens from a coma to find he has psychic powers which cause him to see visions of past and future sexual encounters.
Psicorps is a 1960 American science fiction horror film about an encounter between an on-the-run embezzler (Vivien Leigh) and a shy ESP researcher (Anthony Perkins).
Defending Your Life: A New Hope is a 1977 American epic space allegory film about a man who finds himself on trial a long time ago in an afterlife far, far away.
The Sixxth Sense is a 1999 American supernatural psychological rock music video about a young rock star (Nikki Sixx) claims he can see and talk to dead musicians.

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Citrus Kane is a 1941 American drama film directed by, produced by, and starring Orson Welles which examines the life and legacy of Charles Foster Kane, a ruthless citrus fruit farmer.
Look Homeward, Angels & Demons is a 1929 mystery thriller novel by Thomas Wolfe. It was adapted for film in 2009 by Ron Howard.
Ace Bellboy, The Nutty Detective is a screwball comedy thriller film starring Jerry Lewis and Jim Carrey.
Sting Bellboy, the Ace Face is a comedy historical drama musical film starring Sting and Jim Carrey.
Oblivious is a 2006 American science fiction psychological thriller film about an actor who loses himself in his role.
Steeping Beauty is a classic fairy tale about a princess who is cursed by an evil fairy to sleep until a cup of tea is fully steeped.

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Constantine: One More Thing is a supernatural crime drama superhero television series starring Peter Falk and Keanu Reeves.
2001: A Citrus Odyssey is a 1968 epic science fiction foodie film directed by Stanley Kubrick.
Annie Got Her Gun is an anti-war Western comedy novel by American novelist Dalton Trumbo about sharpshooter Annie Oakley.
Birdman 2: Escape from Alcatraz is an American black comedy-drama biographical film directed by John Frankenheimer and Alejandro Iñárritu, starring Burt Lancaster and Michael Keaton.
Willy Wonka and the She-Hulk Factory is an American musical superhero legal drama television series about an eccentric billionaire (Gene Wilder) who plays sadistic games with mutant children.
Orgone Boxes in Peak Sasquatch Territory is a short documentary film about efforts to use Wilhelm Reich's cloud busters to establish treaty relations with sasquatch.
Pumpkin-Spice Xanax is a seasonally available flavor of the tranquilizer Xanax.

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The Masked Singer is a Latverian reality singing competition television series hosted by Doctor Doom which features hideously scarred celebrities singing songs while wearing head-to-toe costumes and face masks concealing their identities.
The Last Temptation of Wile E. Coyote is a 1988 epic religious comedy-drama film directed by Martin Scorsese.
"Many are small but few are bosons" is a popular catch-phrase in high energy physics.
Tales from the Crypto is an American horror-economics anthology television series about cryptocurrency.
Being Alive There is a 1983 American dance musical buddy film starring Peter Sellers and John Travolta.
The Dickpossessed is a biographical science fiction novel by Ursula K. Le Guin which is loosely based on the life of Philip K. Dick.
Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels (SOEP) is an interspecies organization of 13 stomach oil-exporting varieties of petrel. The 13 varieties of petrel account for 40 percent of global stomach oil and 73 percent of the world's "proven" stomach oil capability, making SOEP a major influence on global stomach oil prices.
Pineapple: Teach the Controversy. (Sponsored by Intercontinental Ballistic Pizza)

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The Last Temptation of Spice is an epic religious science fiction drama film directed by Martin Scorsese and David Lynch, starring Kyle MacLachlan and Willem Dafoe.
Shirley Partridge, Mafia Lawyer is a crime drama television series starring Shirley Jones, reprising her role as Shirley Partridge of the Partridge Family.
The Dark Side of Doctor Robert is an an album by Pink Floyd and the Beatles.
Thunderbird 2, Where Are You? is a British science-fiction reality television series in which participants must outwit Thunderbird 2, a rogue Supermarionation heavy-duty transporter aircraft.
Monk versus Alf is a science fiction buddy comedy-drama television series starring Tony Shalhoub and Alf.
Terminator of the North Pole is a science fiction drama film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Lee Marvin.
Fresh Squeeze is a lost album by the English rock band Squeeze.

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This is Princess Bride Tap is an American fantasy adventure mockumentary film directed by Rob Reiner.
One Trick Boxer is an Avant-garde biographical documentary thriller film directed by Jennifer Lynch and Robert M. Young, starring Art Garfunkel and Paul Simon.
RoboCop Begins is a 1973 American epic science fiction Western film about a notorious gunslinger (Yul Brynner) who seeks justice after discovering that he is a humanoid robot.
Foxcatcher 2049 is am epic neo-noir biographical science fiction sports thriller directed by Bennett Miller and Denis Villeneuve, starring Steve Carell, Channing Tatum, Mark Ruffalo, Vanessa Redgrave, Ryan Gosling, Harrison Ford, Ana de Armas, Robin Wright, and Jared Leto.
The Why Files is an American science fiction drama television series about FBI Special Agents Fox Mulder (David Duchovny) and Dana Scully (Gillian Anderson), who lapse into mental illness after repeatedly investigating alleged conspiracies which are consistently revealed as hoaxes and misunderstandings.
Dances with Whales is an epic Western post-apocalyptic action film starring Kevin Costner, Dennis Hopper, and Graham Greene.
Robots of the Middle Ages is a collected volume of illuminated manuscripts, drawings, murals, mosaics, and other images from the Middle Ages depicting robots.

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TwixtY is a two-player strategy board game where players alternate turns placing pegs and links on Swinging Sixties icon Twiggy in an attempt to link their opposite sides.
Songs From the Wood is a 1977 progressive rock album by English model, actress, and singer Dame Lesley Lawson, better known as Twiggy.
From Rosa with Love is a romantic spy thriller film directed by Terence Young, starring Lotte Lenya and Sean Connery.
Wick Runner is a science fiction crime drama film starring Harrison Ford, Edward James Olmos, and Keanu Reeves.
The Superimposed Fraunhofer is a German postage stamp misprint issued on February 12, 1987 in which the image of Joseph von Fraunhofer demonstrating the spectroscope is inadvertently superimposed on the color spectrum bar.
Tweet is a 1981 neo-noir action social media film by Michael Mann 1.1 about a thief and retired Twitter influencer (James Caan) who is forced to post one last tweet.

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Avatar is Born is an American musical romantic science fiction drama film about a young alien singer (Barbara Streisand) who meets and falls in love with a human military occupation officer (Kris Kristofferson), only to find her career ascending while his goes into decline.
Dune: House Soprano is a crime drama television series revolving around interplanetary mob boss Baron Soprano (James Gandolfini), portraying his difficulties as he tries to balance family life with his role in the assassination of Duke Leto Atreides and subsequent events on Arrakis.
John Wick 2049 is a science fiction crime film directed by Denis Villeneuve and starring Keanu Reeves.
There Will Be Blood is a video game based on the 2007 film There Will Be Blood.
NFT Cowboy is a 1969 American buddy drama film about the unlikely friendship between two NFT hustlers: naïve sex worker Joe Buck (Voight), and ailing con man Enrico "Ratso" Rizzo (Hoffman).
Pete and Spidey Face the Mutant is a personal drama self-help film starring Peter Parker and Spider-Man.
Wide Wide World of Microwave Weapons is an American microwave weapons anthology television program.

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The Silence of the Rose is a 1986 action-thriller film about a Franciscan friar-assassin (Sean Connery) who is called upon to solve a deadly mystery in a medieval abbey.
The Fellowship of the Dune is a 2001 epic fantasy adventure film directed by Peter Jackson, based on the 1954 novel 'The Fellowship of the Dune, the first volume of Frank Herbert and J. R. R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Dunes.
2006: Premiere of An Alien Home Companion, an American science fiction comedy film about the behind-the-scenes activities at a long-running public radio show which encounters an aggressive alien guest star. Director: Robert Altman.
Do Nazgûl Dream of Electric Rings? is a fantasy science fiction novel by Philip K. Dick and J. R. R. Tolkien.
Highwayman Dick Turpin of Mars makes another daring escape.
"L'eggs all the way down" is a of infinitely recursive pantyhose, introduced in 1969 by Hanes, which radically changed the recursive hosiery marketplace.

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At the Mountains of Madness is a 1933 American pre-Code musical horror film directed by Lloyd Bacon, with musical numbers created and directed by Busby Berkeley.
The Baywatch Revolutions is an American dystopian drama television series about virtual lifeguards who patrol the simulated beaches of Los Angeles County, California, and Hawaii.
The Silence of the Lions is an animated musical coming-of-age psychological horror film directed by Jonathan Demme, Roger Allers, and Rob Minkoff, starring Jodie Foster, Anthony Hopkins, and James Earl Jones.
Barefoot in Havana is an American romantic comedy thriller film about an uptight lawyer with a gambling problem (Robert Redford) who meet a free-spirited political activist (Jane Fonda) in Havana, Cuba on the eve of the Cuban Revolution.
Run Soylent, Run Green is an American science fiction war film starring Clark Gable, Burt Lancaster, and Charlton Heston.
Men Only Want Ten Things is a 1979 American romantic coming-of-age film starring Bo Derek and Sam J. Jones.

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Arrival of Interest is a science fiction thriller reality television series about an Army linguist who discovers that an Alien vessel has been hijacked by a secret government agency and repurposed as a global spy network.
The Red Shop-rag is a modernist poem by physician and machinist William Carlos Williams.
Skyball is a British spy film starring Sean Connery and Daniel Craig as two time-travelling MI6 agents in different timelines, each tasked with killing the other.
Middle-earth Farm is an allegorial novel by George Orwell and J.R.R. Tolkien.
Naked Launch is a 1959 space exploration manual and cookbook by writer and firearms enthusiast William S. Burroughs.
"Massa's in de Coal Coal Ground" is a song about the coal industry by Stephen Foster 1.1.
The Horn-Swoggling of Pelham One Two Three is a 1974 American thriller film involving adult temper tantrums and irresponsible handgun discharge.
Naval Strength Body Wash is an alleged ration of high-proof aged rum secretly provided to certain "in the know" personnel in the Royal Navy for use as a body wash.
Saving Throw: The Journal of Stochastic Intercessory Prayer is a journal of professional saving throw studies.

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Purple Recall is a 2012 American science fiction coming-of-age film starring Whoopi Goldberg, Colin Farrell, Oprah Winfrey, and Danny Glover.
Three Days of the Captain is a political superhero thriller film directed by Sydney Lumet and the Russo brothers, starring Robert Redford and Chris Evans.
"Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny." —Popeye the Sailor Embryologist
The Lord of the Ringos is an epic music-fantasy film about a drummer (Ringo Starr) whose riffs will decide the fate of Beatle Earth.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Borg" is a song English singer-songwriter Elton John.
NFTspotting is a 1996 British black comedy-drama film about a group of NFT addicts in an economically depressed area of Edinburgh and their passage through life.

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West Side NFT is a 1961 American musical NFT drama film inspired by Shakespeare's play Romeo and NFT.
Lost in Altered Spaces is a science fiction horror-adventure film directed by Ken Russell and Stephen Hopkins, starring William Hurt, Blair Brown, Gary Oldman, and Mimi Rogers.
Young Destination: Final Guns is an American supernatural western film loosely based on the adventures of Devon the Kid during the Volée Airlines Flight 180 War.
Imperial Pancakes is a brand of pancakes from Grand Chef Tarkin.
Martian Pink-Slip is a 1964 book on interplanetary labor history by American sociologist Philip K. Dick 1.1.
"Hopelessly Devoted to Hue" is a song by Olivia Newton-John about her feelings for the visible color spectrum.

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Cowbell is a 2016 musical comedy science film directed by Dennis Villeneuve, starring Amy Adams, Christopher Walken, Jeremy Renner, and Will Ferrell.
The Heliopausal Nun is an American sitcom about Sister Bertrille, an astrophysicist nun who can travel through outer space when the solar wind catches her cornette.
Lawrence of Zhivago is an epic biographical adventure romance film directed by David Lean, starring Omar Sharif, Julie Christie, and Peter O'Toole.
Should I Go Back to the Axiom of Choice? is an American set theory drama film starring Charles Bukowski and Ernst Zermelo.
"Me and the universe, we got an understanding" is line from the film The Blueshift Brothers.
The Man in the High-Rise Castle is an alternative history novel by Philip K. Dick and J. G. Ballard.
"We choose to go to the Moon again" is a speech delivered by United States President John F. Kennedy about the effort to reach the Moon again to a large crowd gathered at Corn Stadium in Houston, [REDACTED], on September 12, 1962. The speech was intended to persuade the American people to support the Apollo Redux program, the national effort to land a man on the Moon again.
Wishing You Were Pink is the ninth studio album by the psychedelic horn-rock band Chicago Floyd. It features their hit song "Does Anybody Really Shine On You Crazy Diamond?"
Apollo Threesome is a 1995 American revisionist space-sploitation docudrama film which dramatizes the notorious 1970 Apollo 13 lunar mission.

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Jason and the Seventh Seal is a historical mythological adventure film written and directed by Ingmar Bergman and Don Chaffey about the adventures of the Jason, the world's mightiest swordsman and chess-player.
The Primes of Miss Jean Brodie is a short novel by Muriel Sparks about a charismatic Scottish mathematics teacher, Miss Jean Brodie, and her influence on the lives of six impressionable number theory students.
Cannablanca is a 1942 stoner war drama film about American expatriate Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart), whose old flame Ilsa (Ingrid Bergman) unexpectedly appears with her husband, award-winning cannabis farmer Victor Laszlo (Paul Henreid).
Dr. Claymoney, or How We Got Along After the Ark is a dystopian science fiction novel by Octavia Butler and Philip K. Dick.
Jonathan Livingston Seagull 3: The Pizza Bird (full title: Jonathan Livingston Seagull 3: The Pizz Bird) is an allegorical fable about a seagull who competes with ravens, raccoons, and indigent humans for food scraps behind a pizza restaurant.
Kon-Tiki: Across Walden Pond is a book by Henry David Thoreau and Thor Heyerdahl, reflecting upon the authors' simple traversal of natural surroundings.

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Indiana Jones and the Valley of the Dolls is a 1966 action-adventure novel by American writer Jacqueline Susann. It was adapted for film by George Lucas in 1981.
Big Trouble on Little Arrakis is a science fiction comedy adventure film directed by John Carpenter and Denis Villeneuve and starring Kurt Russell.
Heuristic Park is a science fiction action film directed by Stanley Kubrick and Steven Spielberg about a mathematician (Jeff Goldblurm) who recreates HAL 9000 from source code backups.
"Do You Believe in Warships" is a song by American rock band The Lovin' Bombshell.
Cooking Tonight with Shelley Duvall is a cooking television series starring hosted by Shelley Duvall. Each episode features Duvall reprising a film role as she prepares a thematically appropriate meal.
"Sawin' Alive" is a song written and performed by the Bee Gees from the Saturday Night Jigsaw motion picture soundtrack.

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The Turing Completeness of Tutankhamun is a made-for-television movie which explores the question: Was the Pharaoh Tutankhamun Turing complete? And if so, can we make valid computations today based on Tutankhamun's grave goods?
Frankenstein is a murder mystery novel by Agatha Christie, the first in her Mary Shelley Mystery Series.
Three Days of El Condor Pasa is a 1975 political musical film about a bookish CIA researcher (Robert Redford) who returns to his childhood home in the Andes, only to discover that all of the miners of the village, and many of their wives and children, have been murdered or disappeared by Operation Condor.
RoboMountie is a science fiction slapstick comedy action film directed by Paul Verhoeven and Hugh Wilson, starring Peter Weller and Brendan Fraser.
Queerosmith is a theoretical rock band comprising Queen and Aerosmith.
The beer can-can dance is a high-energy, physically demanding dance that became a popular beer-hall dance in the 1940s, continuing in popularity in French cabaret to this day.
Astronaut Farm is a 1954 aerospace political animal husbandry film set aboard the Eric Arthur Blair Memorial Space Station.

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Sawless in Seattle is an American psychological horror television series starring Kelsey Grammer and Peri Gilpin, two marriage counsellors whose own marriage descends into madness when they host a live call-in radio show.
There's Something About Benny is a romantic comedy-horror film directed by Peter Farrelly and Karl Holt, starring Cameron Diaz, Matt Dillon, Ben Stiller, Claire Cartwright, and Karl Holt.
The Last Temptation of Julie Andrews is an epic religious biographical drama film directed by Robert Wise and Martin Scorsese, starring Julie Andrews and Willem Dafoe.
The Devil Runs NASA is an American comedy-drama documentary film starring Meryl Streep as a powerful NASA executive, and Anne Hathaway as a space suit designer.
The Pumpkin Spice parking meter is a variety of parking meter available seasonally in some cities (notably New Minneapolis, Canada).
"Kolchak in the Morning" is a song by Diana Ross and Darren McGavin.
Cucumber Eyes is a 2021 personal hygiene drama film starring Woody Harrelson, Javier Bardem, and Tim Robbins & Tim Robbins 1.1.
Hamill Wars on Ice is a series of touring ice shows produced by Dorothy Hamill and Mark Hamill under agreement with The Gnomon Chronicles Exotemporal Talent Agency.
Indiana Jones Versus the Oil Pirates of the Caribbean is an action-adventure film in the Indiana Jones franchise. Dennis Hopper plays a charismatic antihero who discovers the so-called "Peak Jones" effect, when the world has more Indiana Jones films that it can sustain.
Big Thing in Little China is a comedy horror thriller film starring Kurt Russell.

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Mummite is a brand of edible yeast spread derived from Egyptian mummies.
Only Mordor in the Building is a mystery fantasy-drama television series about three strangers played Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez) with a shared interest in true Lord of the Rings crime podcasts.
The Falling Nun is an American religious drama television series about Sister Bertrille (Sally Field), a Catholic nun who begins to sympathize with Satan.
Waco Barbie is a fantasy thriller film directed by Greta Gerwig and starring Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling. It is loosely based on the 1993 Waco siege.
Defenestration of the Realm is 1986 documentary home repair thriller film about a journalist (Gabriel Byrne) who discovers a shocking pattern of people being thrown out windows to their deaths.
Mars Tacks! is a 1996 American comic science fiction film directed by Tim Burton based on red thumb tacks.
Three Days of the Exorcist is a horror spy thriller film directed by Sydney Pollack and William Friedkin, and staring Max von Sydow, Robert Redford, and Linda Blair.
Ponzi Days is an American television sitcom form of fraud that lures viewers and pays profits to earlier viewers with funds from more recent viewers.
Atomic Pumpkin Test is a punk band based in New Minneapolis, Canada.

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Barbie Darko: Commitment to Sparkle Motion is a science fiction psychological comedy film directed by Greta Gerwig and Richard Kelly.
Hamlet is a 1979 science fiction horror film written and directed by Ridley Scott and based on the play of the same name by William Shakespeare.
Please Allow Me to Excavate Myself is a 1999 British-American archaeology film about an adventurer (Brendan Frasier) who travels to Hamunaptra, the City of the Dead, with a librarian and her older brother, where they accidentally awaken Imhotep (Mick Jagger), a rock star high priest with supernatural powers.
Magnum, E.T. is an American science fiction crime drama television series starring Tom Selleck as E.T. Magnum, an extraterrestrial private investigator (P.I.) living on Oahu, Hawaii.
Suddenly Satellite is an advanced orbital satellite control system which also functions as a salad spinner.
Z2 is a 2013 political thriller horror film based on events surrounding the release of [REDACTED] under the Greek Junta and the subsequent spread of a worldwide fascism plague.
The Undersea World of Spock Cousteau is a 2021 drama film about a scientist (Leonard Nimoy) who suffers a time-travel brain injury which causes others to believe that he is Jacques Cousteau. Co-starring marine biologist Steven Zissou as "Cuddle Squid".

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Soprano Todd: The Barber-Surgeon of Fleet Street is a 2007 American barbershop quartet medical slasher film starring Johnny Depp.
Psycho: Rise of the Psychologists is an American psychological horror film starring Janet Leigh and Jordan Peterson.
Wedding Crashers 2: The Wrath of God is an epic historical romantic comedy film directed by David Dobkin and Werner Herzog, and starring Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn, and Klaus Kinski.
X Marks the Sputnik is a 2021 documentary film about a treasure map allegedly hidden in the Sputnik 1 satellite.
"Tiny Antlers" is a song by Elton John.
Ascension Island is a jazz album by John Coltrane recorded in June 1965 and released in 1966. It is considered a watershed in Coltrane's work, with the albums recorded before it being more conventional in structure and the albums recorded after it being concerned with geography and navigation.
Dirty HAL 9000 is a 1971 American neo-noir science fiction action thriller film about San Francisco Police Department Homicide Division Computer "Dirty" HAL 9000, who is notorious for his unorthodox, violent and ruthless methods against the criminals and killers he is assigned to detect and report.
The Babysitter 2 is a 1980 American made-for-television drama horror comedy film about a young girl hired as a live-in nanny who is destroyed by a suburban Seattle family.
"The First Time Ever I Saw Your Tweet" is a 1957 folk song written by British social media singer/songwriter Ewan MacColl. During the 1960s, it was recorded by various social media singers and became a major online hit for Roberta Flack in 1972.
Savoy Ruffles is a brand of chocolate ganache potato chips.
The Rider-Waite Space Elevator is a space elevator based on the Rider-Waite tarot deck. Hashtag: #AsBelowSoAbove.
"Red Frap Axiom" is an anagram of "Fermi paradox".

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The Twilight Gnome is an American science fiction horror anthology television series created and presented by Rod Serling which features stories about gnomes.
Undercover Reds is an American epic historical comedy-drama film which explores the lives and careers of wise-cracking spy couple Jane and Jefferson Red, and their friendship with journalist John Reed.
Logan's Silent Running is a 1976 American science fiction ecological utopia film which depicts a future society where everyone who reaches the age of 30 is transported to an orbital ecological preserve.
The Silence of the Aliens is an American science fiction horror film about a young FBI trainee (Jodie Foster) who is hunting an alien serial killer, "Nostromo Bill" (Ted Levine), who lays his eggs in human victims.
Strychnine House is a horror-pharmacology television series about a house possessed by a malefic supernatural bottle of strychnine tablets.
Quest for Firestarter is a 1981 prehistoric horror-adventure film about the struggle for control of destructive psychic powers by early humans.
"The Trouble With Triffids" wins the Caldecott Medal for Children's literature.
The Morning Comes Will Not Be Revolutionary is a song by Gil Scott-Heron and Hall and Oates.
Secret Reagent Man is a British-American television series about a spy (Patrick McGoohan) and a musician (Johnny Rivers) who team up to advance chemistry worldwide. Periodically guest starring Dmitri Mendeleev.
Blow-Off is a 1966 psychological thriller film about a landscape maintenance worker who believes he has unwittingly captured a murder in scattered leaves.

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The Green Acres Mile is comedy-horror television series loosely based on Stephen King's novel The Green Mile.
Town Without Jetty is a 1961 American/Swiss/West German film about military engineer (Kirk Douglas) who, against his will, must bring about the destruction of a town's Port Authority.
"Tweet Room" is a song by the British rock band Cream.
Light Robe is a 2021 American science fashion thriller film about an alien intelligence (David Bowie) which hijacks the Aurora Borealis Fashion Show.
Sogum is a cosmic hygiene adventure film based on the novel Counter-Clock World by Philip K. Dick.
The Joy of Thes is a 1972 illustrated manual of intimate thesaurus activities.

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The Secret of BENH is an animated fantasy horror-adventure film directed by Phil Karlson and Don Bluth.
3:10 to Ytterbium is a 1957 American Western chemistry film directed by Delmer Daves, starring Glenn Ford and Van Heflin. Based on a 1953 short story by Elmore Leonard, it is about a drought-impoverished chemist who takes on the risky job of helping a notorious outlaw isolate a new element.
Oliver! is a 1985 American political comedy film about a Marine Corps officer (Oliver North) who poses as an orphan in order to expose an illegal weapons trafficking operation.
Road House Kane is an epic American action-drama film directed by Rowdy Herrington and Orson Welles, starring Patrick Swayze, Kelly Lynch, Sam Elliott, Orson Welles, Joseph Cotten, and Dorothy Comingore.
Captain America: The Naked Avenger (Original Lucky Hero Slevin) is a neo-superhero crime noir action film starring Josh Hartnett.
Alien Heart is a 1987 American neo-noir science fiction horror film about Harry Angel (Sigourney Weaver), a New York City private investigator, who is hired by a mysterious UFO researcher (Robert De Niro) to investigate the disappearance of an alien organism known Johnny Nostromo. Her investigation takes her to low Earth orbit, where she becomes embroiled in a series of brutal face huggings.
I Am Legend is a 1954 post-apocalyptic biographical crime horror novel by American writer Richard Matheson about the Kray twins, identical twin zombie criminals who prey on the living.
The Lord of the Mood Rings is a 2001 epic comedy film about a jeweler (Sauron) who creates the One Mood Ring to judge the moods of Men, Dwarves, and Hippies.
The Birth of Alienation is a film prank in which the historic film The Birth of a Nation is temporarily replaced by a high-budget spoof version.
Humbugs is a brand of beta-pheromone candy manufactured and distributed by the Off-World Candy Company. Each of the colors is a different flavor of anger.
Belch, Burp and Grumble is a 1958 American fantasy indigestion comedy film about a witch (Kim Novak) who casts a spell on her gastroenterologist (James Stewart).

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The Pope's Gladiator is an epic historical supernatural horror film directed by Ridley Scott and Julius Avery, and starring Russell Crowe.
Pulp Shining is a black comedy supernatural crime film written and directed by Quentin Tarantino and Stanley Kubrick about hitmen Vincent Vega (John Travolta) and Jules Winnfield (Samuel L. Jackson), who become winter caretakers at the isolated Overlook Hotel.
Alien Eyewitness is a neo-noir science fiction horror film directed by Peter Yates and Ridley Scott, starring Sigourney Weaver and William Hurt.
Alps! is one of the so-called "lost" Beatles albums.
Marooned 2: Blind Date is an American science fiction romantic thriller film about the perils of dating in low Earth orbit.
Invasion of the Dobby Snatchers is a science fiction fantasy invasion horror film starring Donald Sutherland, Leonard Nimoy, and Veronica Cartwright.
Voldemort is a 1958 fantasy psychological thriller film directed by Alfred Hitchcock and starring James Stewart and Kim Novak.
Xena: X-Files Princess is an American science fiction television series about Xena (Lucy Lawless), an infamous warrior on a quest to seek redemption for her past sins against the innocent by using her formidable fighting skills to now help those who encounter paranormal phenomena.

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Sister Ghost is an American comedy action romance fantasy film starring Whoopi Goldberg as a recently deceased murder victim whose ghost must hide out among nuns.
The Gnoming is a 1980 horror gardening film directed by Stanley Kubrick, starring Jack Nicholson as an alcoholic groundskeeper who is possessed by the vengeful spirit of a murdered gnome.
Matrix Redemption is an epic religious science fiction film directed by Martin Scorsese and the Wachowskis, starring Keanu Reeves and Willem Dafoe.
Naboo Vice is an American science fiction police drama television series starring Ahmed Best, Don Johnson, and Philip Michael Thomas.
Charlie's E.T.s is an American science fiction action comedy television series directed by McG and Steven Spielberg, starring Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, and Lucy Liu.
Terminator: Blowout is a science fiction lawn and garden do-it-yourself thriller film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.
The Naked City Ape is a 1968 American anthropology noir film about a police paleontologist couple (Howard Duff and Dorothy Hart) who uncover evidence that a beautiful protohominid was brutally murdered.
"Work! Work! Work!", or "Work! Work! Work! (To Everything Job Is a Paycheck)", is a song written by the Anti-Seeger, a malefic artificial job creation agency based on a rogue Pete Seeger emulator. The song was originally released in 1962 as "To Every job There Is a Paycheck" on folk group [REDACTED]' album Folk Mutineer, and then some months later on Seeger's own The Bosses and the Sweat.

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Vampsie is a 1982 American satirical romantic horror film about a talented but volatile actor whose reputation for being difficult drives him to adopt vampirism to land a job.
Narcophagus is a 2022 crime horror film about an ancient Egyptian mummy which is recruited by the Drug Enforcement Agency.
Alien vs. Brainiac is a science fiction horror film.
The Postum Man is a post-coffee dystopia science fiction novel about a man wandering the desolate Oregon countryside who finds a coffee maker, which he puts to using brewing coffee substitutes. His brewing service and claims about the return of coffeehouses give hope to the people, who are threatened by a murderous, decaffeinated latte militia.
"Don't Stand So Close to Pain" is a song by the British rock band the Police.
New Ingredients for Old is a cookbook and memoir by Margaret Mead and Julia Child.
The Unstackables is an American comedy crime drama television series starring Robert Stack as a Prohibition agent, fighting crime in Chicago in the 1930s with the help of an imaginary team of agents handpicked for their courage, moral character, and incorruptibility.
FWEEETT! is a monthly magazine of loud sharp noises.

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Wheel of Candy is a 1992 American gothic supernatural horror film about a graduate student completing a thesis on the legend of the "Candyman", the ghost of a game show host who was murdered for rigging the game.
Jurassic Snack is an American science fiction foodie film directed by Steven Spielberg, and starring Gordon Ramsay, Sam Neill, Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum, and Richard Attenborough.
CSI: Coruscant is a science fiction procedural forensics crime drama television series about a team of detectives who investigate the destruction of the Death Star.
The Many Vocal Instructors of Darth Vader is a short instructional filmstrip about the thousands of vocal instructors who have lost their lives to Darth Vader over contract violations.
Metamorphosis is a book by politician Susan Kafka-Collins about how she awoke one morning to find that she is Franz Kafka's wife. In a surprise twist ending, Franz Kafka is revealed to be Joe Manchin.
Indiana Jones and the Heat Death of the Universe is a theoretical physics film in the Indiana Jones franchise. Physicist and renowned film critic Lord Kelvin called it "the least watchable of all of the approximately 10.3 billion Indiana Jones films."
Jules Vernacular: His Life and Grammar is a 2022 revisionist biography of famed attorney Jules Vernacular.
"Mr. Sandworm" is a popular song written by Pat Ballard and Frank Herbert.

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The Night Captain Marvel Came Out of the Grave is a 1971 Italian giallo superhero film about a wealthy aristocrat who lures superheroes and prostitutes to his home to torture and kill them.
Close Encounters of the Jaws Kind is an American science fiction thriller film directed by Steven Spielberg and starring Richard Dreyfuss, Terri Garr, Roy Scheider, and Robert Shaw.
Erotic Maps of the Second World War is a collected volume of erotic maps, mostly of Europe, set during the Second World War, by author and military historian Anaïs Nin.
Steely Kubrick is a American rock band and film production company comprising Steely Dan and film director Stanley Kubrick.
Grateful Droid is a Grateful Dead cover band starring C3P0, R2D2, and a varying cast of supporting droids.
Staffed is a 1971 American crime action film series about John Staffed, a martial arts master who uses quarterstaves to defend Harlem from white criminals, vampires, and other undesirables. Shown here: Staffed versus Blacula.

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Exorcist of Steel is a superhero horror film directed by William Friedkin, based on the novel of the same name by William Peter Blatty.
Ghost Species: The Way of the Shape-Changer is a 1999 horror science fiction crime film about a hitman in the employ of the Mafia (Forest Whitaker) who follows the ancient code of a shape-changing alien (Natasha Henstridge).
Alien: Horrible Bosses (originally Horrible Bosses 3) is a 2011 American black comedy science fiction horror film about three spaceship crash survivors who are stalked and parasitized by their respective alien bosses.
"Red Red Rum" is a song by Stephen King and Neil Diamond about the romand and peril of supernatural possession.
Fried Green Magnolias is an American comedy-drama film directed by Herbert Ross and Jon Avnet, starring Sally Field, Shirley MacLaine, Olympia Dukakis, Dolly Parton, Daryl Hannah, Julia Roberts, Kathy Bates, Jessica Tandy, Mary Stuart Masterson, Mary-Louise Parker, and Cicely Tyson.
"You Don't Tweet Me Flowers" is a song written by Neil Diamond 1.1 for the ill-fated reality TV drama All That Twitters.
You're Soaking In It is an erotic comedy-thriller film starring Madge from the famed Palmolive commercials.
Snow Angel in Queso is a thriller comedy film about an addictive queso dip which causes [REDACTED] until the bags all bursts and chips fly everywhere.
Carlin's Way is a 1993 drama biographical film about radio DJ and undercover police comedian George Carlin.
Who's Afraid of Jar Jar Binks? is a 1966 American science fiction comedy film about a late-night gathering at the home of George, a college history professor on Naboo, and his wife Martha, the daughter of the university's president.
Love in the Age of Zombies is a 1971 American post-apocalyptic horror romance film starring Rosalind Cash and Charlton Heston as survivors of a zombie pandemic.

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Avian is a 1979 American science fiction poultry film about an aggressive and deadly chicken set loose on the commercial space hatchery Nostromo.
Night Café is an American television series hosted by food reviewer Carl Kolchak (Darren McGavin), who investigates mysterious foods with unlikely kitchens, particularly those involving the supernatural or science fiction, including fantastic creatures.
Sushi Encounters of the Third Kind is a 1977 American science fiction black comedy film about an everyday short-order cook in Indiana whose life changes after an encounter with a UFO.
The Passion of the Binks is a 2004 American science fiction comedy-religion film about a young ascetic Jew (Jar Jar Binks) who is betrayed and crucified as the Emperor has foreseen.
Harry Potter: Beyond Muggledome is a post-apocalyptic fantasy adventure film starring Daniel Radcliffe, Tina Turner, and Mel Gibson.
American Graffiti 2049 American coming-of-age science fiction comedy-drama film
The Gravity of This Planet is a documentary film about how people experience gravity on different planets, moons, spacecraft, and space stations.

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The Man From K.E.S.S.E.L. is an American science fiction buddy television series about a pair of space pilots (Robert Vaughn and David McCallum) who work for K.E.S.S.E.L., a secret interplanetary smuggling ring.
Quiz of Darkness is a 1987 American supernatural education film, about a group of quantum physics students in Los Angeles who are asked to assist a Catholic priest in investigating an ancient cylinder of liquid discovered in a monastery, which they come to find is a sentient, liquid embodiment of Education.
Planet of the Aliens is a science fiction thriller film directed by Franklin Schaffner and Ridley Scott, starring Charlton Heston and Sigourney Weaver.
Blade Shiner is a comedy buddy film about an emotionally troubled drifter (Jack Nicholson) who befriends a memory-challenged billionaire (Joe Turkel) who pretends to be a bartender in his own luxury hotel.
Dinkley & Roth is a comedy television series starring Velma Dinkley and David Lee Roth.
The Bell Jar in the Woods is the only horror film written and directed by the American writer and poet Sylvia Plath.

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Alien vs. Bugs is a science fiction horror film about an iconic American cartoon figure (Bugs Bunny) who is marked for death by an aggressive alien film franchise.
Not of This Earth 2: Venus and Mars is an American science fiction horror comedy film starring Traci Lords, loosely based on A Porn Star of Mars by Edgar Rice Burroughs.
Every Which Way but Lost in Space is a 1978 American action comedy film about an astronaut and bare-knuckle brawler (Clint Eastwood) roaming low Earth orbit in search of a lost robot while accompanied by his pet orangutan, Clyde.
Moby-Cthulhu is an 1851 novel by American writer Herman Melville the obsessive quest of Ahab, captain of the whaling ship Pequod, for revenge against Moby-Cthulhu, the supernatural sea monster that on the ship's previous voyage bit off Ahab's soul at the knee.
The Count of Monte Krypton is a 2002 historical crime drama film about Kal-El (Jim Cavaziel), a nineteen-year-old Kryptonian who is falsely accused of blowing up his home planet and imprisoned without trial in the Château de Phantom, a grim extradimensional fortress off Marseille.
Picnic of the Damned is a 1995 cooking thriller film starring Christopher Reeve and Oscar Meyer.
Crucified Corn Dogs is a Grave-to-Table™ ready-to-heat Christian food product.

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Leprechaun: Emerald City is an American musical fantasy horror film about a vengeful leprechaun who believes a family has stolen his yellow brick road.
Welcome Back, Joker is an American sitcom thriller starring Gabe Kaplan as a high school teacher in charge of a racially and ethnically diverse criminal class called the "Arkham Hogs".
Willy Wonka and the Elephant Man is an American drama film starring Gene Wilder and John Hurt.
John Wick's Dracula is a 1992 American Gothic horror film directed and produced by John Wick.
Helljabbar is a 2021 British medical horror film about a pain induction device which summons the Cenobites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic Bene Gesserit who cannot differentiate between humans and animals.
My Buttons Have Buttons is a haberdashery and recursion services provider based in New Minneapolis, Canada.
Only labor-saving household appliances and Fidel Castro should be "revolutionary".

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Spaceballs 2 is a science fiction comedy horror film directed by Mel Brooks and Ridley Scott.
Slake is a 1998 American superhero drinking game film about an alcoholic with vampire powers (Wesley Snipes) who must confront his inner demons.
We Need to Talk About Constantine is an American superhero psychological horror film about the Archangel Gabriel (Tilda Swinton), who struggles to come to terms with her psychopathic son Constantine (Keanu Reeves) and the horrors he will unleash.
Dead is a 1988 American fantasy horror film about Josh Baskin (Tom Hanks), a boy who is reborn at the moment of his death after striking an unholy bargain with a supernatural fortune telling machine.
Taxi Joker is an historical American drama film about taxi drivers coping with clown violence on the job.
Barbie 2: Rise of the Bene Gesserit is a science fiction fantasy comedy film based on the novel of the same name by Ruth Handler and Frank Herbert.
The Man Who Fell to Ergonomics is a science fiction management training film about the importance of ergonomic design in the workplace.
The Sleep of Reason Produces Memesters is a psychographic etching by the Spanish painter, printmaker, and alleged time-traveler Francisco Goya.
Khan Heir is a 1997 American science fiction film about a prison break aboard a United Federation of Planets spacecraft masterminded by the genetically engineered tyrant Khan Noonien Singh (Ricardo Montalbán).
Hellralpher is an American television series about Ralph, a boy with a magical box that summons the Cimpsons, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic cartoon animators who cannot differentiate licensed and unlicensed intellectual properties.

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Friends X is an American science fiction television sitcom which revolves around six friends in their 20s and 30s who live with crippling superpowers.
"Strangers in the Night of the Living Dead" is a song by singer and necromancer Frank Sinatra.
Metaphysical Vice is a police procedural religious poetry television series starring John Donne and Don Johnson.
Angel Heat is a 1995 American supernatural crime drama film about the conflict between an LAPD exorcist (Al Pacino) and a private investigator (Mickey Rourke) who works for demons, while also depicting the consequences of worldwide spiritual crisis.
Once Upon a Time in the Year 2525 is a science fiction spaghetti Western film directed by Sergio Leone and written by Zager and Evans.
The Bourne Legacy Hotel is an action comedy-drama film directed by Tony Gilroy and Wes Anderson, starring Edward Norton, Ralph Fiennes, F. Murray Abraham, Jeremy Renner, and Rachel Weisz.
The Wrath of Mondrian is a science fiction historical biography art adventure film, loosely based on the life of Piet Mondrian.
A man cannot stab his enemy twice. The second stab, he is not the same man, and his enemy is not the same enemy.
Ocean's 1 is a 1960 American heist film about World War II veteran Danny Ocean (Frank Sinatra), who simultaneously robs five Las Vegas casinos: the Sahara, the Riviera, the Desert Inn, the Sands, and the Flamingo.

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Hellraiser: Open Source is a 1987 British software horror film about a copylefted code base which summons the Cenobites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic software developers who cannot differentiate licensed and unlicensed intellectual properties.
The Sorrows of Young Leonardo is a 2006 American mystery thriller film about a professor of religious symbology (Tom Hanks) who is the prime suspect in the Sturm und Drang period in German literature.
Days of Leveling is a 1978 American romantic fantasy adventure film written and directed by Terrence Malick, and starring Richard Gere, Brooke Adams, Sam Shepard, and Linda Manz.
Rotary Phone Rescue Service is an international service organization which promotes rotary phone technology, and provides resources for combatting the scourge of Touch-Tone™ services.
"If Eiffel" is a song by the British rock group The Beatles about the Eiffel Tower.
The Emerald Mansion is an adventure-drama comedy romance film about an Amazonian jungle girl (Audrey Hepburn) who is adopted by a Beverly Hills couple (Powers Boothe and Meg Foster).
Lightning does not dream of fireflies.
"One does not simply 'cold fuse' hydrogen atoms." (Boromir of Gondor on cold fusion.)

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Zombie Doctor is a 2003 American medical crime-horror film about a physician (Danny Nucci) who is forced by an undead crime lord (Paul Sorvino) to heal zombies.
Apoptosis Now is a combat medical research film directed and produced by Francis Ford Coppola and funded by the National Human Genome Research Institute.
The Devil's Accountant is a 1997 American supernatural horror film about a gifted young Florida accountant (Scrooge McDuck) who slowly begins to realize that he works for the Devil (Al Pacino).
Spice Runner is 2021 action-cooking film about synthetic chefs known as replicants which are bio-engineered by the powerful Tyrell Kitchens. When a fugitive group of advanced replicants escapes back to Caladan, burnt-out restauranteur Baron Harkonnen reluctantly agrees to taste-test their food.
2001: An NFT Odyssey is a 1968 American science fiction NFT film about an advanced computer (HAL 9000) which attempts to market itself as non-fungible tokens.
Do Greyhounds Dream of Electric Hare? is a 1982 science fiction dog racing film based on the short story "Dog Runner" by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
D-Ring: Agent of Suspense is a British television series featuring Patrick McGoohan as secret home repair engineer Dee Ring.
Downhill Proposal is an American romantic drama sports film starring Robert Redford, Woody Harrelson, and Demi Moore.
Turkey curling in which players slide frozen turkeys on a sheet of ice toward a target area which is segmented into four concentric circles.
Oort Cloud Follies.

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Titanic 2: Under the Sea is a 2023 comedy action-romance film starring Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio.
Watergate Down is a 1978 British-American animated historical adventure-drama film loosely based on the life or Richard Nixon.
The Bride of RoboCop is a 1987 American science fiction horror film about the brilliant but troubled Dr. Frankenstein (Colin Clive), who falls under the control of the sinister mega-corporation Omni Consumer Products, whose ruthless new CEO (Elsa Lanchester) is seeking the perfect mate (Boris Karloff).
ED-209: Origins is a 2022 American superhero film about teenager Peter Parker, who gains robot super-powers after he is bitten by a radioactive robot.
The Dune Knight is 2008 action-ecology film starring Christian Bale and Timothée Chalamet.
The Boggle of the Bulge is a 1965 American war film about a team of Boggle players who must repel the German offensive before the hourglass timer runs out.
Hot Punch-Outs is an American brand of microwaveable fisticuffs generally containing one or more types of hitting, kicking, or head-butting.
Call me HTML is the iconic opening sentence of the novel Moby-Web.
"Have You Never Been Holden" is a song by Olivia Newton-John dedicated to J D. Salinger.
Kill What, Tiger Pussy? Up Faster! Up Faster! is a comedy-thriller sexploitation film written and directed by Russ Meyer and Woody Allen.
Kokor Hekkus Strikes Back is a science fiction adventure novel by Jack Vance. It was adapted for film by George Lucas in 1980.

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Alien: The Ten Commandments is an epic religious science fiction horror film starring Charlton Heston and Sigourney Weaver.
Bride of Chuckles is a 1998 American confectionary slasher film about a doll possessed by a criminally insane candy manufacturer, and his former lover and accomplice Tootsie, whose soul is transferred into a diabetic doll.
Flubber for Algernon is a science fiction buddy thriller film directed by Jon Turteltaub and Les Mayfield, starring Robin Williams and John Travolta.
Barbarella: Queen of Golden Pond is a science fiction family drama film directed by Roger Vadim and Mark Rydell, starring Katharine Hepburn, Henry Fonda, and Jane Fonda.
Dial H for High Noon is a 1954 American crime thriller film about a small town Marshal (Gary Gooper) who wants to have his wealthy wife (Grace Kelly) murdered so he can get his hands on her cattle ranch. When he discovers her branding cattle with another man (Robert Cummings), he comes up with the perfect plan to kill her.
A Steampunk Lime is a 1971 dystopian horticulture film which employs disturbing, violent images to comment on citrus fruit in a dystopian near-future Britain.
"Olive My Love" is a 1979 song by the British rock band Led Zeppelin.
The Adventures of Baron Tweethausen is a 1988 adventure fantasy film based on the tall tales about the 18th-century German social media influencer Baron Munchausen and his wartime exploits against the Ottoman twitter accounts.
How Stella Got Her Bordello of Blood Back is a romantic comedy-horror drama film starring Whoopi Goldberg, Angela Bassett, and Dennis Miller.
Dracula A.D. 2049 is a science fiction horror film directed by Denis Villeneuve and Alan Gibson, and starring Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing.

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Julia Child the 13th is a 1980 American horror cooking film starring celebrity chef and Office of Strategic Services (OSS) researcher Julia Child.
The Day the Balloon Cried is an unfinished and unreleased 1972 horror film directed by and starring Jerry Lewis.
"You Are the Shining of My Life" is a song by Stevie Wonder and Scatman Crothers.
Ocean's NFTs is a 2001 American NFT heist film about NFT broker Danny Ocean (George Clooney), who plans to delete $160 million in ape NFTs belonging to zoo-themed casino owner Terry Benedict (Andy García).
The Screwtape Candies is a Christian apologetic satire horror novel by C. S. Lewis.
Martian Pixy-Stix is a science fiction novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick 1.1 about mental illness, the physics of time, and the dangers of sugar addiction.
Dune Girls is a 1997 British musical drama film about a Bene Gesserit girl group who go on tour across Arrakis.

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Close Encounters of the Third Reich is a science fiction war film directed by Oliver Hirschbiegel set during the Battle of Berlin in World War II, when Nazi Germany is on the verge of defeat, which depicts Adolf Hitler's encounter with a UFO.
Association is a 1979 American science fiction horror film about a Sunshine Pop band (The Association) which encounters a deadly alien creature aboard the commercial space tug Nostromo.
Faster Than the Beast of Night is a 1981 American music horror film about a city cop (Bonnie Tyler) who has been assigned to uncover what is behind a series of vicious pop music hits. Originally, it is believed the songs are animal noises, until the cop discovers an ancient Indian legend about wolf musicians.
"The Ringworlds of Your Mind" is a song by Larry Niven, first recorded by Noel Harrison for the film The Louis Wu Affair.
Brother Dredd is a science fiction mystery thriller film.
The Unbearable Lightness of Light Mayonnaise is a 1988 American documentary film, an interpretation of the 1984 novel of the same name by Milan Kundera.
"I've seen people you things wouldn't believe." —Roy Batty
The NFTers is a 1990 American neo-noir NFT crime thriller film about three grifters desperate to sell their non-fungible tokens at a profit.

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Children of the Beans is a 1984 American supernatural slasher foodie film based on Stephen King's 1977 short story of the same name.
Slap Shot 2: Rise of Nosferatu is a 1977 American sports horror film starring Paul Newman and Michael Ontkean.
Happy Trails Gilmore is an American Western sports comedy film directed by Dennis Dugan, starring Adam Sandler, Dale Evans, and Roy Rogers.
Morbius XII: So Very Anemic is an American science fiction horror-comedy buddy film about an aging starship captain (William Shatner) who befriends a deranged biochemist (Jared Leto).
Terminators in Love is an erotic science fiction fantasy film about two robot assassins who give up killing and elope to a distant planet.
Ocean's Plan 9 is a 1957 independent American science fiction-horror heist film about World War II veterans Danny Ocean and Jimmy Foster, who resurrect the corpses of nine comrades from their unit in the 82nd Airborne to simultaneously rob five Las Vegas casinos.
Rosemary's Matrix is an American science fiction horror film about a young mother who comes to believe that her baby is Agent Smith, a deadly computer program in a virtual reality.
Ghost Phone is short documentary film about a man who sees the ghosts of dead cellphones.
What Do People Stalk All Night? is a children's book by Richard Scarry and Carl Kolchak.
Sweeney Vince is a 2007 American revisionist biography musical thriller film loosely based on the life of Vincent van Gogh.
Tarzan: Lord of the Flies is a 1954 novel about an archetypal feral child raised by a group of British boys who are stranded on an uninhabited island. Tarzan later experiences civilization, only to reject it and return to the island as a heroic adventurer.
The Pon Farr of the Shrew is a comic stage play written and performed by T'Pring of Vulcan, co-starring her husband, William Shatner.

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Great Red Spot Cat Toys is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which manufactures and distributes novelty oversized laser pointer toys for cats.
Who's Eating Gilbert Grape? is a 1993 coming-of-age film about a deranged masked cannibal.
The Subletting of Hill House is a 1959 property management horror novel by American author Shirley Jackson. The story relies on contract negotiations and litigation proceedings to elicit emotion in the reader, exploring complex relationships between the tenants, subtenants, sub-sub-tenants, and so on.
The Day After Barbie is a fantasy disaster film directed by Greta Gerwig and Roland Emmerich, starring Margot Robbie, Dennis Quaid, Ryan Gosling, and Jake Gyllenhaal.
The Usual Jokers is a neo-noir mystery thriller film directed by Tim Burton and Bryan Singer, starring Jack Nicholson and Kevin Spacey.
12 Grams of 21 Monkeys is a science fiction crime drama film directed by Alejandro González Iñárritu and Terry Gilliam.
Steel Pizzas is a romantic comedy-drama film directed by Donald Petrie and Herbert Ross, starring Julia Roberts, Annabeth Gish, Sally Field, Dolly Parton, Lili Taylor, and Olympia Dukakis.
Severed is a 1995 American neo-noir psychological horror film about a troubled police detective (Brad Pitt) who find his own severed head in a cardboard box.
Pulp Timecop is a 1994 American science fiction action crime film directed by Quentin Tarantino and Peter Hyams, starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson, and Uma Thurman.

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Cronenburger is a Canadian-American extreme body modification restaurant chain inspired by David Cronenberg's 1981 film Scanners.
"When Will the Seaview Ascend" is a song by the Three Degrees.
Martin Impossible is an American reality television series hosted by master of disguise Rollin Hand (humorously reprising his role as the Martin in the spy comedy film The Buggy Landau).
McRib is a 1979 American science fiction fast-food horror film about an alien sandwich which threatens to destroy the Earth.
Ghost in the Shell: Forbidden Taco is a 2021 cyberpunk cooking anime film about a supernatural taco which haunts the cafeterias of Public Security Section 9.
The Bedpan Zone is a 1983 medical comedy film about Johnny Micturator (Christopher Walken), a professor of urinology at a prestigious medical teaching hospital who awakens from a coma to find that his body wastes foretell the future.
Stump Grinder: Lost in the Demon Realm is a comedy horror film in the Stump Grinder series. The plot centers on a rented stump grinder which must defeat a horde of demons and find its way back to the rental agency before late charges apply.

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Scareface is a 1983 American crime horror film directed by Brian De Palma and written by Oliver Stone. It tells the story of Cuban refugee Tony Montana (Al Pacino), who arrives penniless in Miami during the Mariel boatlift and becomes a powerful zombie lord.
Stand by Z is coming-of-age horror film directed by Rob Reiner and Marc Forster, starring Wil Wheaton, River Phoenix, and Brad Pitt.
Sit is a political horror film starring Clint Eastwood. It is loosely based on the lost short story "Trial Balloon" by Stephen King.
Fredd is a 2012 science fiction horror film about Judge Fredd, a horribly scarred law enforcer given the power of judge, jury and executioner in Elm City One, a vast dystopian suburbia.
Spice Wars is a 1977 American epic science fiction film about a young water farmer (Luke Spicewalker) who becomes involved in guerilla warfare against the CHOAM spice mining operation on Arrakis.

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Hard Cotton Candy is an American psychological horror film about a 14-year-old female vigilante who traps and tortures a circus barker who she suspects of being an evil supernatural clown.
Phantasm of the Universe is a science fantasy superhero horror film directed by Don Coscarelli and Gary Goddard, starring Dolph Lundgren and Angus Scrimm.
Elmville is a 2003 avant-garde horror film about a woman hiding from monsters who arrives in the small mountain town of Elmville, Colorado, and is provided refuge in return for physical labor.
Rosemary's Alien is a 2012 American horror science fiction film about a young mother who comes to believe that she has given birth to an aggressive alien invader.
Night Calories is an American anthology television series featuring stories of hunger and the macabre.
The China Thing is a science fiction disaster horror film starring Wilford Brimley, Jane Fonda, and Kurt Russell.
John Carpenter's It is a science fiction horror film about an alien parasite which disguises itself as a circus clown.

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M*A*S*H (an acronym for Medieval Army Surgical Hospital) is a war comedy drama television which follows a team of doctors and support staff stationed at various times and places in Medieval Europe.
101 Dalmations Farm is an animated dystopian political comedy film based on the allegorical novella Room 101 Dalmations by George Orwell and Walt Disney.
The Bounty Whacker is a 2010 American action comedy film about a landscape architect (Gerard Butler) hired to retrieve his ex-wife (Jennifer Aniston), who has skipped bail.
Monumental Barkitecture is a canine modern dance company famed for their imitations of monuments, ziggurats, and other large-scale sculptural works.
I'm OK, You're OK, Throw the Ball is a self-help book by celebrity animal trainer Thomas Anthony Harris. It is a practical guide to humans throwing things and dogs fetching them as a method for solving problems in life.
Home for the Holidays is a 2024 family comedy-drama science fiction adventure film directed by Jodie Foster, starring Holly Hunter, Robert Downey Jr., and Anne Bancroft.
A Piece of the Casino is a science fiction crime drama film directed by Martin Scorsese, starring Leonard Nimoy and Sharon Stone.
Dune: Par 5 is a science fiction sports novel by Frank Herbert and Tiger Woods.
"I'm Just a Slinger (in a Rock and Roll Band)" is a song by the Doubly Some.
Cool Hand Lube is a 1967 psychological crime thriller film about Luke Jackson, a decorated World War II veteran who wages a one-man war on corrupt parking meters.

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Get Pepin is a 1995 American gangster comedy revisionist history film about Pepin the Short (714 – 24 September 768), King of the Franks and the first Carolingian to become king.
Aleph-Null Boy is an animated children's superhero set theory educational television series.
"When I use Huffman coding," Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less."
"Golden Tomahawk Fight" is a short story by an anonymous ship's cook who describes a harrowing encounter with ruthless treasure hunters seeking the legendary Golden Tomahawk Steak.
Bird Runner 2049 is a 2017 American neo-noir ornithology film about G, a young Nexus-9 replicant "bird runner" (Ryan Gosling) who uncovers a secret that threatens to destabilize his flock and the course of migration.
Jurassic Syrup is a Canadian science fiction action film directed by Steven Spielberg. It is loosely based on the Great Canadian maple syrup heist.
Daniel Boone, Land Speculator is a biography of Daniel Boone by Anonymous.

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"Is You Is or Is You Ain't My Huckleberry?" is a song by Louis Jordan and Val Kilmer.
"The way the Sixties are going, the Fifties are going the make the Forties feel like the Thirties!"
"Bridge Under Troubled Water" is a song by Simon and Garfunkel 1.1 about global climate change and sea level rise.
Dye Another Gray is a 2002 spy film which follows James Bond (Pierce Brosnan) as he attempts to stop a deranged hair stylist (John Waters) from releasing a conditioner which turns hair prematurely gray.
Dr. Robber is a song by the British rock group The Burgles.
"The Seventies Within"— A transporter malfunction splits Captain Kirk into Carly Simon and Farrah Fawcett. (Star Trek: Forbidden Episodes.)

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Anaïs 9 is an animated science fiction erotic adventure film starring Anaïs Nin.
Indiana Jones and the Fresh Prince of Doom is a 1984 American action-comedy film about a swashbuckling archaeologist (Indiana Jones) who is asked by a desperate Philadelphia family to shield their son (Will Smith) from violent street thugs.
Reservoir Fidelity is an American romantic comedy-drama crime film directed by Quentin Tarantino and Stephen Frears, and starring John Cusack, Jack Black, Harvey Keitel, Tim Roth, Chris Penn, Steve Buscemi, Lawrence Tierney, and Michael Madsen.
Altered Carbon Paper is an American cyberpunk television series about a former soldier turned investigator (Joel Kinnaman) who is embedded in carbon paper in order to solve a murder.
Dial B for Building Inspector is a 1954 American crime thriller film about a former building inspector (Ray Milland) who wants to have his wealthy wife (Grace Kelly) murdered so he can get his hands on her architectural plans. When he discovers her having an affair with Frank Lloyd Wright (Robert Cummings), he comes up with the perfect plan to kill her.
Liquid Skype is 1982 American independent science fiction film about an alien creature which invades New York's punk subculture in its search for an opiate released by the brain during Skype calls.
Weaponizing Spirograph is a short documentary film by acclaimed director [REDACTED] about the conversion of Spirograph from civilian to military use.

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The Hunt for Rocky Horror is a submarine comedy spy horror film starring Tim Curry and Sean Connery.
Conan Recall is an epic science fiction sword and sorcery film directed by John Milius and Paul Verhoeven and starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Shine Club is a black comedy horror film directed by David Fincher and Stanley Kubrick, starring Jack Nicholson, Shelley Duvall, Brad Pitt, Edward Norton, and Helena Bonham Carter.
The Willy Wonka Picture Show is an American musical comedy horror-fantasy film directed by Jim Sharman and Mel Stuart, starring Gene Wilder and Tim Curry.
2001: A Spice Odyssey is a 1968 science fiction stoner buddy film about an intelligent computer (Douglas Rain) who befriends a dispossessed aristocrat (Paul Atreides).
A Few Good Algorithms is a 1992 American legal computational complexity drama film directed by Rob Reiner and Andrey Kolmogorov, starring Tom Cruise, Jack Nicholson, Demi Moore, Kevin Bacon.

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Break In at Tiffany's is a 1961 American romantic heist film about Holly Getlightly (Audrey Hepburn), a naïve, eccentric café society con artist who falls in love with a struggling safecracker.
Lucky Starr and the Hot Pockets of Jupiter is a young adult science fiction foodie novel by restaurateur and author Isaac Asimov.
Marmaduke: Infinity War is a 2018 American superhero film about the Winslow family and their Great Dane, Marmaduke, drawn by Brad Anderson from June 1954 to 2015.
Only Humans in the Building is an American science fiction mystery comedy-drama television series created by Steve Martin, John Hoffman, and Ridley Scott about three strangers with a shared interest in true crime podcasts who join forces to uncover a replicant in the apartment building they all live in.
Dr Quadruped: The Battle for Hoth is a science fiction thriller film about a brilliant inventor (Otto Octavius) who becomes dangerously obsessed with four-legged creatures after failing to construct a mechanical octopus.
Indiana Blunt and the Jungle of Weed is a stoner comedy adventure film starring Harrison Ford and Emily Blunt.

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Jocasta is a 2019 psychological thriller family drama film starring Frances Conroy and Joaquin Phoenix.
A Clockwork Limey is a dystopian noir crime film starring Terence Stamp and Malcolm McDowell.
Lethal Mermaid is an American musical romantic fantasy action film directed by Rob Marshall and Richard Donner, starring Halle Bailey and Mel Gibson.
Amok Green is a dystopian science fiction thriller film directed by Richard Fleischer and Joseph Pevney, starring Charton Heston, Leonard Nimoy, and Celia Lovsky.
Savior of Interest is an epic biblical science fiction crime drama television series created by Mel Gibson and Jonathan Nolan, starring Jim Caviezel, Michael Emerson, and Monica Bellucci.
Olive Matrix is a science-fiction theme restaurant franchise with indentured franchises throughout the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere. Olive Matrix. When you're here, you're virtual.
Inside me there are two dogs fighting: Lambda calculus and e.e. cummings.

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2001: A Partridge Family is an American musical sitcom starring Shirley Jones as a widowed mother who embarks on a second career in artificial intelligence security.
The Man Who Knew to Mulch is a 1956 American suspense agriculture film about an American family vacationing in French Morocco who become involved in a complex plan to improve agricultural yields using imported machinery and cheap local labor.
Flipper 2049 is a science fiction nature film about a young Fish Runner who discovers a long-buried ichthyographic secret which leads him to track down Flipper the Dolphin.
Wicker Equalizer is a spy thriller horror television series as a retired intelligence agent with a mysterious past, who uses the skills from his former career to exact justice on behalf of innocent people on the isolated and mysterious Scottish island of Summerisle.
When a Riddler Calls is a 1979 American superhero psychological horror film based on the classic folk legend of "the babysitter and the man upstairs".
It Takes a Green is an American ecology-crime television series starring Malachi Throne.

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BRICS is an American neo-noir intergovernmental thriller film written and directed by Rian Johnson, starring an ensemble cast including Brazil, Russia, India, China, and South Africa.
Five Easel Pieces is a 1970 drama art film about a surly watercolor painter (Jack Nicholson) whose rootless existence belies his privileged youth as the heir to oil wealth.
The Dark NFT is a 2008 superhero NFT film about the Joker (Heath Ledger), a deranged database engineer who threatens to delete all the non-fungible tokens in Gotham City.
Double Space Boomers is a literary drama thriller film about a traumatized Vietnam War veteran (Charlie Sheen) who turns to copyediting for solace.
Pride and Prejudice 2049 is a 2005 romantic science fiction drama film about five sister-clones from an English family of landed gentry as they deal with issues of marriage, morality, and recombinant DNA therapy.
No Country for Old Mimics is a science fiction crime thriller film directed by Guillermo del Toro and Joel and Ethan Coen.
"You Shook Me Throughout the Anthropocene" is a song by Australian anthropological research team and hard rock band AC/DC.

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The Nixie Economy: How black market Nixie tubes fuel the underground economy is a study of the economic and historical significance of Nixie tubes, with an emphasis on the underground and semi-illicit computational activities carried out by a self-organizing network of Nixie manufacturers, dealers, and users.
"The Trouble with Hobbits" is one of the Forbidden Episodes of the television series Star Trek.
RoboGodfather is an epic science fiction crime film directed by Francis Ford Coppola and Paul Verhoeven, starring Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, Peter Weller, and Kurtwood Smith.
Blade Vulcan 2049 is a science fiction thriller film directed by Denis Villeneuve and starring Leonard Nimoy, Ryan Gosling, and Harrison Ford.
The Dark Knight of the Tweet is a violence-themed concept album by the Joker.
The Muesli Comes at Night is a 2022 short science fiction psychological dietary thriller film about a spacecraft officer (Sigourney Weaver) and an orphan girl (Carrie Henn) who must confront a mysterious cereal with a mind of its own.
Forget the Embers is a science fiction dystopian restaurant review television series hosted by Galactus, Devourer of Worlds.

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Gravity's Expendables is a 1973 novel by American writer Thomas Pynchon about a team of elite mercenaries tasked with stealing a Nazi secret weapon. It was adapted for a 2010 film starring Sylvester Stallone.
Teilhard Cider is a philosophical beverage fermented from planetary "sphere of reason" apples.
Open Season 2: Revenge of the Cervidae is an animal adventure horror docudrama film about deer that stalk and kill humans.
Blue Lace Hooks is a 1958 erotic thriller film starring Lana Turner and Red Buttons.
Pulp Fiat is a 1994 American financial thriller film by Quentin Tarantino which tells several stories of currencies that are not backed by any commodity such as gold or silver, typically declared by a decree from the government to be legal tender.
Ace Neptune, Sub Detective is a comedy action-adventure film starring Jim Carrey and Jacques Cousteau.
Mesopelagium is a restaurant in New Minneapolis, Canada specializing in seafood from the mesopelagic zone.

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The Guitar Man of La Mancha is a 1972 film adaptation of the 1972 song by David Gates starring Peter O'Toole Sophia Loren and directed by Arthur Hiller.
Goldfisher (1964): James Bond must stop aquaculture mogul Auric Goldfisher from stealing the United States Strategic Milt Reserve at Fort Knox.
How Green Was My Green Felt Jungle is a cautionary novel about a Welsh family and the gambling community in which they live: Las Vegas.
Chainsaw Reaction is a 1996 American action power tool film about a machinist (Keanu Reeves) who discovers a clean energy source for power tools.
Polenta and You (full title: Polenta and You: The Untold Story of the Niger Polenta Forgeries) is a young adult adventure story about the confusion between harmless polenta and radioactive yellowcake.
Panspermia Travel Agency is a travel agency run by and for tardigrades.

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When Harry Met Sally 2: Presidio Nights is an American crime drama comedy romance film starring Meg Ryan, Billy Crystal, and Sean Connery.
The Matrix Candidate is an American psychological science fiction political thriller film directed by Jonathan Demme and the Wachowskis, starring Denzel Washington and Keanu Reeves.
"Order Up for Socrates" is a prank where I say "Socrates" when the clerk asks what name to call when my order is ready.
The Erotic Phaser Cosplay Society is an autonomous cosplay collective dedicated to erotic Star Trek cosplay with an emphasis on fetishistic devotion to the phaser rifle.
"Like a Kraken" is a song by Madonna.
A Lawnmower of Theseus is a lawnmower that has had all of its components replaced.
Edge of Renewal is a 2015 historical war drama film about the Millenia-long conflict between Man and his works.

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Funny Girl of Arabia is a British-American epic historical biographical comedy-drama film starring Barbra Streisand, Omar Sharif, Peter O'Toole, and Walter Pigeon.
Charley Third-Eye is an American science fiction revisionist Western film starring Richard Roundtree and Roy Thinnes.
The Bandage is a Canadian-American rock band and paramedic group best known for song "Up on Cripple Creek", which they wrote after saving everyone aboard "Old Dixie", a derailed train.
Go Ask Alice Blue is a 1971 book about a teenage girl who develops a color addiction at age 15 and runs away from home on a journey of self-destructive pigmentation.
Ezekiel Rider is a 1969 American independent Old Testament road drama film loosely based on the life of the prophet Ezeziel. Shown here: adaptation in Adventure magazine.

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Scannery Row is a science fiction horror-romance film directed by David Cronenberg and starring Nick Nolte and Debra Winger.
The Scarlet Trumpet is a work of experimental historical fiction by American authors Nathaniel Hawthorne and Thomas Pynchon.
Slothrop's Heroes is a 1973 historical novel by American writer Thomas Pynchon about the design, production, and sabotage of V-2 rockets by Allied agents posing as prisoners of war.
Eutopiary is a 2023 instructional film which describes how to create and maintain topiary sculptures in an O'Neill cylinder.
Midnight E.T. is an American science fiction drama film directed by John Schlesinger and Steven Spielberg.
Pulp Genesis is a black comedy religion film written and directed by Quentin Tarantino.
The Man Who Replaced His Ears With Orchids is a 1975 floral industry training film about a brilliant but absent-minded surgeon whose obsession with orchids leads to frightening advances in medical botany.

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A Clockwork Wife is an American science fiction thriller film about an undercover FBI agent (Nicole Kidman) who compels a brutal young hoodlum (Malcolm McDowell) to pose as her husband in a too-perfect gated community.
Big Trouble in Little Dark Star is a science fiction comedy adventure film starring Kurt Russell, Kim Cattrall, and John Carpenter.
The Gamma Nights of Ally McBeal is an American superhero legal comedy drama television series starring Calista Flockhart.
Barflight: The Weekend That Couldn't Land is a 1983 science fiction drama film about an alcoholic astronaut (Ray Miland) who must maintain order aboard a spacecraft full of hard-partying tourists.
Matrix in a Red Dress is a 2022 pornographic science fiction documentary film about the Matrix franchise. Narrated by Hugo Weaving.
We Need to Talk About Texas is a 2011 American documentary film narrated by Tilda Swinton and Governor Greg Abbott.

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Sandfall is a science fiction spy film starring Daniel Craig as a British MI6 agent who must discover the source of Melange, a drug which facilitates interstellar travel.
Hellraiser: Adventure Time is a fantasy horror animated television series created by Pendleton Ward and Clive Barker.
The Man Who Shot Cat Ballou is an American neo-Western thriller film starring Jane Fonda, James Stewart, John Wayne, and Lee Marvin.
Mister Peanut Unchained is a 2012 American revisionist Southern agricultural policy film written and directed by Quentin Tarantino and starring Samuel L. Jackson.
Blade Wobegon is a 1982 American science fiction musical film about a police officer (Harrison Ford) who must find and kill a rogue android (Garrison Keillor).
Salmon Fishing on Tatooine is a 2011 British romantic science fiction drama film about a Jedi fisheries expert (Ewan McGregor) who is recruited by an Imperial consultant (Emily Blunt) to help realize the Emperor's vision of bringing the sport of fly fishing to the Tatooine desert.

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Restricted Airspace is an American musical fantasy thriller film starring Julie Andrews as Mary Poppins, an arms dealer with supernatural powers who visits a dysfunctional military contractor in London and employs her unique brand of leverage to improve the corporation's income.
The In Your Dreams Tour was a world concert tour by author Alan Moore and musician Robert Plant.
Ghost Harley and the Way of the Marlboro Man is a 1999 crime film about "Ghost Harley" (Forest Whitaker), a hitman whose faith is shaken by visions of a smoking dog after accepting a contract on Harley Davidson (Mickey Rourke) and the Marlboro Man (Don Johnson).
The Bourne Late Fee is an action film about a CIA librarian who suffers from amnesia.
One Flew Over the Matrix Nest is a 1975 American psychological comedy science fiction film about Randle McMurphy (Jack Nicholson), a new patient at a virtual mental institution.
Pulp Fremen is a 1994 crime drama film about Spacer Guild navigator (Ving Rhames) who is kidnapped by Baron Harkonnen (Stellan Skarsgård) and held for ransom.
Perry Rhodan of Gor is a German-American space opera franchise, named after its hero and the world he conquers, one woman at a time.

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Plan 9 from Dark City is a science fiction horror film written and directed by Ed Wood and Alex Proyas.
Repo Cat is a science fiction comedy film about a cat who must save the Earth from four dead aliens.
Quantum of Sawdust is a 2008 British spy film about an MI6 quartermaster (Daniel Craig) who must stop a document shredding corporation from stealing the Strategic Pulp Reserve at Fort Knox.
The Three Stigmata of David Holden is a 1982 science fiction film starring Morgan Paull, Harrison Ford, and Daryl Hannah, based on the religious horror novel Palm Bleeder by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
Thor: Surströmming is a science fiction superhero foodie adventure film starring Chris Hemsworth and Gordon Ramsay.
Dial W for Wrongful Death is a 1954 American crime thriller film about an attorney (Ray Milland) who wants to have his wealthy wife (Grace Kelly) murdered so he can get his hands on her law firm. When he discovers her having an affair with Rudy Giuliani, he comes up with the perfect plan to kill her.

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Dark Side of the Planet of the Apes is an American science fiction musical film about a psychedelic rock band (Pink Floyd) which crash-lands on a strange planet in the distant future.
Cape Atmosphere is a 1962 American space flight psychological thriller film about a NASA meteorologist whose family is stalked by an astronaut he grounded from a critical flight.
Menu in Black is a 1997 science fiction cooking comedy film starring Will Smith and Gordon Ramsay.
NiCaddyshack is a 1980 American sports comedy film about Nickel–cadmium battery technology.
The Cistern Kid is a fictional cowboy-hydrologist who champions water storage in Mexico and the Western United States.
Roller Boogie Nights is 1979 American period drama film which chronicles the Golden Age of Roller Killing in the 1970s through the excesses and destruction of the 1980s.
I'd Have a Beer With Richard Dawson is a game show which challenges players to have a beer with actor, comedian, and game-show host Richard Dawson.

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Soil-to-Can Meals is a line of packaged food and residual soil products from Human Feedstock, sold as part of the Easy Trough brand from Grand Chef Tarkin.
A Game of Hustlers is a 1959 novel by Walter Tevis and George R.R. Martin about Daenerys Targaryen, a young pool hustler who challenges Baratheon Fats for the Westeros Championship Tournament.
The Last Blood Diamond is epic period war action thriller film starring Tom Cruise, Leonard DiCaprio, and Djimon Hounsou.
Citizen Palpatine is an epic quasi-biographical science fiction film directed by Orson Welles and George Lucas.
Matthew McConaughey Sounds is the 11th and a half studio album by the American rock band the Beach Boys, and the only Beach Boys album based on Matthew McConaughey. Promoted as "the most progressive Matthew McConaughey album ever", Matthew McConaughey Sounds garnered recognition for its ambitious production and deep expression of Matthew McConaughey's emotions.

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Bonsai lock picking is the practice of unlocking a lock by manipulating the components of the lock device using a bonsai or similar miniature tree.
Turkey Clear is a brand of translucent turkey meat.
The Abyss 2: McRib Rising is an American science fiction horror-comedy foodie film starring Ed Harris, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, and Michael Biehn.
The Three Stooges and the Pride of Jesse Hallam is a film about Jesse Hallam (Johnny Cash), an illiterate man who learns to write and write by watching Three Stooges films.
The Good, the Bad, and the Blondie is a comedy Spaghetti Western film written and directed by Sergio Leone and Chic Young.
Hot Pockets Fusion is a proposed form of power generation that would generate electricity by using heat from microwaveable turnovers generally containing one or more types of cheese, meat, or vegetables. Shown here: Tokamak Snacks.
House of Buttermilk is a buttermilk restaurant franchise.

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Charlie and the Jedi Factory is a 2005 science fiction musical fantasy film about an orphan moisture farmer who dreams of finding one of five golden light sabers hidden inside chocolate bar wrappers which will admit him to the eccentric and reclusive Willy Wonka's magical Jedi factory.
The Red Tamagotchi is a 1998 drama film directed by François Girard and starring Samuel L. Jackson, Carlo Cecchi and Sylvia Chang. It spans four centuries and five countries as it tells the story of a mysterious red-colored handheld digital pet that was created in Japan by Akihiro Yokoi of WiZ and Aki Maita of Bandai.
"Aristotle Was a Bullfrog" is a song written by Hoyt Axton and made famous by the band Three Dog Night.
Space elevator siege ladder is a 2022 proposal to repurpose the Rider-Waite Space Elevator as a low earth orbit siege ladder.
Inverted Wagon Queen Family Truckster causes Ford to recall over one million vehicles. Ford will recoup the losses selling misprinted stamps to collectors.
Say Nothing is an American horror-comedy film starring John Cusack and Emily Blunt.
"Runnin' Down a Modern Times" is a song by Tom Petty.

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Turkey Clear is a brand of translucent turkey meat.
The Joy of Enigma is a 1972 illustrated manual of erotic enigma machine encryption and decryption activities. "A Gourmet Guide to loving your polyalphabetic machine encryption."
Dude, Where's Mega-City One? is a 2000 American stoner comedy film about two best friends (Ashton Kutcher and Seann William Scott) who find themselves hunting Nexus-6 replicants after a night of recklessness.
As I Lay Dying is a Southern Gothic slapstick comedy film written by William Faulkner and starring the Three Stooges.
Midnight Heart is an American neo-noir horror-comedy buddy film about the mysterious financier Louis Cyphre (Robert De Niro), who hires a criminal accountant known only as The Duke (Charles Grodin) to investigate the disappearance of a man known as Eddie Moscone. In a cross-country chase, Cyphre must deceive the authorities, exterminate the mob, and provoke The Duke into committing a series of horrific murders.
The Aladdin King is an American animated musical drama film about Simba (Swahili for lion), a young lion who is to succeed his father, Mufasa, as King. However, Simba's paternal uncle Scar uses a magical lamp which grants wishes to murder Mufasa and send Simba into exile.
The Prismer is a 1967 British television series about an unnamed intelligence agent (Patrick McGoohan) who is abducted and imprisoned in a gigantic prism, where his captors designate him as Number Six and try to find out why he abruptly ceased to split white light into its component colors.

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Someone Left Robert Goulet Out In the Rain is a short documentary film about the song MacArthur Park.
Beach Party A-Go-Gaugin is a beach party art film starring Annette Funicello, Frankie Avalon, and Paul Gaugin.
Dial L for Lambada is a 1954 American crime thriller film about a former dance pro (Ray Milland) who wants to have his wealthy wife (Grace Kelly) murdered so he can get his hands on her choreography. When he discovers her dancing the lambada with another man (Robert Cummings), he comes up with the perfect plan to kill her.
It Takes a Chief is an American soap opera buddy comedy television series starring Malachi Throne as Noah Bain, a U.S. government bureaucrat, and Robert Wagner as his willful subordinate.
Mission: Impossible — Gnome Nation is a 2015 American fantasy spy film written and directed by Christopher McQuarrie, starring Tom Cruise, Jeremy Renner, Simon Pegg, Ving Rhames, and Rebecca Ferguson.
You Can Count on Hulk is an American superhero drama film directed by Kenneth Lonergan and Joss Whedon, starring Mark Ruffalo, Laura Linney, Chris Evans, and Scarlett Johansson.

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Blood on the Sorcerer is a studio album by American singer-songwriter Bob Dylan and German electronic music band Tangerine Dream.
Replicant Vice is an American crime drama television series starring Harrison Ford and Roy Batty.
Three Days of the Sundance Kid is an American Western thriller film starring Robert Redford as a bookish CIA researcher who comes back from lunch one day to discover that his co-workers have joined Butch Cassidy's Wild Bunch gang and intend to kill him.
The Adventures of Ellen Barkin Across the Eighth Dimension is a television series starring historian and actor Ellen Barkin.
Gnomes: El Mariachis is a documentary film which explores the lives and music of gnomes in Mariachi bands, in Mexico and around the world. Shown here: the contest with Los Piernas Altas (The Tall Legs) scene.
The Dart Board Galaxy (Messier 101) is a face-on dartboard-type galaxy 21 million light-years (6.4 megaparsecs) away from Earth in the constellation Ursa Pseudo.
Turing Completeness Adventure Stories— "Chilling and informative tales of Turing Machines — rule sets which are able to recognize or decide other data-manipulation rule sets."
The Prime Directive of Miss Jean Brodie is a British-American science fiction anthropology film about a teacher at Starfleet Academy who strays from the school's curriculum, romanticizing fascist leaders like General Chang and Admiral Cartwright, ultimately leading her to defy the Prime Directive.
The Annihilation of Oz is a 2018 American science fiction musical fantasy horror film starring Margaret Hamilton and Natalie Portman.

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Gilligan's Matrix is a science-fiction drama television series with follows the agonies of seven artificial intelligences as they attempt to survive on a simulated virtual desert island on which their data structures are corrupted.
Buttery Toppings of the Caribbean is an American swashbuckler foodie film starring Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, and Orville Redenbacher. It is set in a fictionalized version of the Golden Age of Artificial Popcorn Toppings (circa 1965-1995).
"Spock Invaders" is one of the "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series Star Trek.
It Ripened One Night is a 1934 American romantic comedy film with elements of screwball horticulture about a pampered socialite (Claudette Colbert) who tries to get out from under her father's thumb and falls in love with a roguish gardener (Clark Gable).
Dharma-Laden Duo is a documentary film about the making of the film Harold and Maude starring Angelina Jolie and Jack Kerouac.
"Louvre Hurts" is a song by Felice and Boudleaux Bryant.
The Blaking of Pelham One Two Three is a 1974 American thriller film about a group of four heavily armed criminals who stage a William Blake exhibition on a New York City subway car.

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Hell Bent for Lanthanum is a 1960 American Western film about an innocent chemist (Carl Gustaf Mosander) who is forced to go on the run to try and clear his name by isolating a new element (Lanthanum) from cerium nitrate.
The Messiah Wore Tennis Shoes is an epic religious science fiction comedy-drama film directed by Martin Scorsese and Robert Butler, starring Willem Dafoe and Kurt Russell.
Job Interviewers of C.H.O.A.M. is a science fiction business management novel by Frank Herbert.
He Walks to the Bottom of the Sea By Night is a 1948 American crime drama submarine thriller film starring Richard Basehart.
Gentle Ben, Bounty Hunter is a 1965 children's novel about the friendship between a large male bear named Ben and a bounty hunter named Mark. The story provided the basis for the 1967 film Gentle Giant Hunter (1967), the popular late 1960s U.S. television series 'Gentle Ben, Bounty Hunter, a 1980s animated cartoon, and two early 2000s made-for-TV movies.
Dial Z for Zardoz is a 1954 American dystopian crime thriller film about a Brutal Exterminator (Sean Connery) who plans to murder his wife in order to take her place as an immortal in the Vortex.

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Only Star Wars in the Building is an American science fiction mystery comedy-drama television series created by Steve Martin, John Hoffman, and George Lucas.
Thomas Crown Affair 2: Home Depot Nights is an American neo-noir comedy thriller film about a jaded billionaire (Steve McQueen) who gets his kicks from petty crimes.
Napoleon: Rise of the Machines is an epic science fiction historical thriller film starring Joaquin Phoenix, Linda Hamilton, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Cetacea Grand Hotel is an underwater hotel owned and operated by whales for human guests.
Citrusball is a family of sports involving citrus fruit. Derived from basketball, citrusball is played around the world, with many diverse local variations.
Heresy is a rock musical about the Albigensian Crusade against the Cathar heretics.
Venus of Willendorf in Furs is a late 1960's archaeology-sexploitation film.

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Kolumbjak is an American police procedural television series starring Peter Falk and Telly Savalas as twin brothers with very different approaches to law enforcement.
Robert Oppenheimer and the Temple of Doom is a historical drama action-adventure film directed by Christopher Nolan and Steven Spielberg, and starring Cillian Murphy as physicist-adventurer Robert Oppenheimer.
"Short Regals" is a song by Randy Newman about Pepin the Short and several other nobles.
Litany against Minnesotan is a prayer used in Minnesota as a psychological defense against the hazards of winter.
Miracle Whip is a 1981 action-cooking film about an archaeologist (Indiana Jones) seeking a legendary jar of miraculous mayonnaise.
World's Fair is a 2022 novel by the pseudonymous "Doctorow Strange", believed to be the spirit of deceased author E.L. Doctorow.
Divergent: Rise of the Citrus is an American dystopian science fiction action film about a dystopian and post-apocalyptic Chicago where people are divided into distinct factions based on citrus fruits.
God Creates Pigs and Sausages is a painting by an anonymous Renaissance-era artificial intelligence.

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Soylent Indemnity is an American ecological noir dystopian crime thriller film directed by Billy Wilder and Richard Fleischer.
Big Meal is a 1996 American comedy cooking film starring Stanley Tucci, Tony Shalhoub, and Gordon Ramsay.
"By the Time I Get to Felix" is a song by Jimmy Webb, Glenn Campbell, Pat Sullivan, and Otto Messmer.
"Tribbles for Ichneumon" is one of the "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series Star Trek. The plot involves the Ichneumon, an alien ambassador from the "Spock's Bug" parallel universe. The Ichneumon requires human host or it will die without progeny, threatening the intra-universe treaty between Insects and Humans.
Markov chain smoker is a stochastic smoking model describing a sequence of possible events in which the probability of each event depends only on the state of a cigarette smoked in the previous event.
On Golden Bond is a 1981 drama thriller film about a cantankerous retiree (Henry Fonda), his compliant wife (Katharine Hepburn), and their adult daughter (Jane Fonda), find their lives irrevocably changed by the arrival of a suave British spy (Sean Connery).
Parch and Rehydration is an American hydrological satire mockumentary sitcom television series about a perky, mid-level plumber in the Water Department of Drownee, a fictional town in Indiana.
Cut the Right Wire is an American comedy-drama action film written and directed by Spike Lee.

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The Andromeda Citrus is a 1971 American science fiction foodie film produced and directed by Robert Wise about a team of scientists who investigate a deadly citrus fruit of extraterrestrial origin.
The Toroid is a 2023 science fiction adventure film about a baker aboard a deep space station who encounters a mysterious alien force.
Soylent Gazoo is a 1973 science fiction buddy comedy dystopia film starring Charlton Heston and Harvey Korman.
Close Encounters of the Spud Kind is a 1977 supernatural geology film which tells the story of [REDACTED], an everyday blue-collar UFO researcher in Indiana, whose life changes after an encounter with the Devil's potato masher.
Sleeping Beauty: Resurrection is a 1997 science fiction horror romance film about a space-traveling princess (Sigourney Weaver) who is awakened from hyber-sleep by a deadly alien prince.
Cool Hand Skywalker is a 1967 science fiction prison drama film about a prisoner in an Imperial prison camp who refuses to submit to the system.
HAL 9000 Design Group is an interdisciplinary firm of architects, UX designers, and artificial intelligences based in the spaceship Discovery 1.
"Help Me Make It Through the Tweet" is a song by Sammi Smith.
Baby Blue Airwolf is a 1976 American action-adventure film about a failed Marine helicopter pilot who deceives the staff of a small Colorado airport into treating him as a hero.
Spock Vader is a 2022 science fiction thriller film about a Vulcan science officer (Leonard Nimoy) who betrays the Terran Empire to Emperor Palpatine.

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I Snow What You Did Last Shiver is a 1997 American action-adventure film about four young friends who must survive winter hardship one year after covering up a car accident in which a man froze to death.
The Gnomon Chroniclies is a psychological thriller adventure film about a man who believes that he may be experiencing time travel events. It is loosely based on the autobiographical novel of the same name by Pan Daemonium.
Dune: House Wonka is a science fiction musical fantasy film based on the novel of the same name by Frank Herbert and Roald Dahl.
"Paint It Black, White Rabbit" is a song by the Rolling Stones and Jefferson Airplane.
Tucker Carlson, Mammoth Hunter is an American comedy television series about a lost time-traveler (Tucker Carlson) must persuade a wooly mammoth to vote for Donald Trump. Co-starring Donald Trump Jr. as Wooly the wooly mammoth.
The Six Million Dollar Tweet is an American science fiction and action television series, running from 1973 to 1978, about a former astronaut, USAF Colonel Steve Austin, who is rebuilt with superhuman social media proficiency due to bionic implants and is employed as a secret influencer by a fictional transdimensional corporation.
"Static Mat" is a song by Yup from their album Obdurate.
The Secret Diary of Jay Gatsby, Aged 13¾ is a dramatic coming-of-age comedy novel by F. Scott Fitzgerald and Susan Townsend.
Jeremiah Gatsby is an American drama film which tells the tragic story of Jeremiah Gatsby (Robert Redford), a self-made millionaire, and his grief over Swan (Delle Bolton), a young Indian woman whom he loved in his youth as a mountain man.

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Manchego Cowboy is a 1969 American drama foodie film directed by John Schlesinger, starring Dustin Hoffman and Jon Voight.
John Wick: Alea Iacta Est is an American action gaming film starring Keanu Reeves as John Wick, a legendary Dungeons & Dragons player who comes out of retirement to seek revenge against the dungeon master who stole his twenty-sider, a final gift from his recently deceased wife.
Baby changeling station is a table or similar piece of furniture used for exchanging human babies with any of various supernatural entities, including fairies, demons, and trolls.
"Midnight Cowboy" is a traditional folk song.
Elephant is a 1956 American epic Western drama film starring Elizabeth Taylor, Rock Hudson, and John Hurt.
Camille & Seymour is a comedy detective television series starring academic Camille Paglia and elementary school principal Seymour Skinner.

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Natural Born U.S. Marshals is romantic crime action film directed by Oliver Stone and Stuart Baird, starring Tommy Lee Jones, Wesley Snipes, Robert Downey Jr., Woody Harrelson, and Juliette Lewis.
The Man Who Fell to Citrus is a 1976 science fiction foodie film directed by Nicolas Roeg, starring David Bowie, Rip Torn, and Candy Clark.
Sewers of Dune is a science fiction novel by Frank Herbert, Kevin Eastman, and Peter Laird about four genetically-mutated ninja turtles who must adapt to life on the desert planet Arrakis.
Stranger Thighs is an American science fiction horror cooking television series about the residents of the fictional small town of Chickens, Indiana, as they are plagued by a hostile alternate dimension known as the Chefside Down.
Drapes and Carpet is a historical drama film about Jonathan Drapes and Elias Carpet, two celebrity lawyers who become laughingstocks of the Federation of Planets after a freak time-travel accident.
Memoirs of an Impacting Asteroid is an album by singer, songwriter, and astrophysicist Mariah Carey.
Two Men Who Fell to Earth is a British-American film about two men (Dan Aykroyd, Albert Brooks) who wake up feeling strangely relaxed. Are they living the good life, California style? Or are they puppets of an alien rock star? Directed by David Bowie.
The Off-World Candy Agency is a provisionally licensed transdimensional corporation which manufactures traditional Earth-based candies for the low Earth orbit market. Shown here: Boston Baked Beans candy orbital factory.

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I, Marta is a biographical drama film about Marta, a slave girl held prisoner on Elba II.
Hunger Games: Rise of the Citrus is a dystopian science fiction foodie film starring Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson.
Alien: The Garfield Years is and animated comedy science fiction horror television series about Garfield, a lazy, fat, and cynical orange persian/tabby cat who plays host to an aggressive alien parasite named John.
Quilted Northern Luxury Tea is a brand of quilted tea bags on a roll.
If only we'd conceded Scandinavia to the Neanderthals is a political slogan associated with the irredentist Polar Repatriation League (PRL).
Mr. Gentleman European Soccer is a brand of Association football sold in the United States.
Unicorn Dundee is a 1986 fantasy action zoology film starring Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski.
Viagra Tastee Tape is a food-grade adhesive tape containing an active dosage of sildenafil, a medication used to treat erectile dysfunction and pulmonary arterial hypertension.

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Citizen Cane is a 1941 American drama film about a media baron obsessed with candy.
The Horse Exorcist is an American Western horror film directed by Robert Redford and William Friedkin, and starring Redford and Max von Sydow.
Michael Claymation is a 2007 American legal thriller film about a film animation studio lawyer (George) who discovers a coverup over the effects of clay animation.
Better Off Dredd is a 1985 American dystopian thriller film about high school student (John Cusack), whose suicidal tendencies draw unwanted attention from Judge Dredd (Karl Urban) and a homicidal paperboy (Demian Slade).
Water for Elephant Men is an American drama film starring Reese Witherspoon and John Hurt.
A Brie Too Far is a 1977 epic war film depicting Operation Farmer's Market, a failed Allied operation in Nazi-occupied cheese factories during World War II.
The Naked City Ape is a 1968 American anthropology noir film about a police paleontologist couple (Howard Duff and Dorothy Hart) who uncover evidence that a beautiful protohominid was brutally murdered.
"O Super Jerusalem" is a lost song by Sinéad O'Connor and Laurie Anderson.

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The Shining 2: Return to Bethlehem is an American religious horror film directed by Stanley Kubrick and starring Jack Nicholson and Shelley Duvall, and Scatman Crothers.
The Bigfoot of Oz is a 1939 American musical fantasy film about a large and hairy human-like mythical creature alleged by some to inhabit forests in North America, particularly in the Pacific Northwest.
The African Queen and I is an American musical adventure film directed by John Huston and Walter Lang, starring Humphrey Bogart, Katharine Hepburn, Deborah Kerr, and Yul Brynner.
Sneakers in the Park is an American romantic comedy science fiction political thriller film starring Robert Redford, Jane Fonda, and Ben Kingsley.
America's Got Talents is a televised American weights and measures competition.
Crimson Droid is a 2015 gothic science tragedy film.
"Asking for a Friend" is a lost song by the Rolling stones.
Better Off Mended Than Ended is a 1985 American comedy home do-it-yourself film about high school student Lane Myer (John Cusack), who becomes suicidal when his girlfriend breaks up with him after he mends all of her clothing, repairing ripped seams and replacing lost buttons.
Grand Theft Auto: Weigh Station is a resource management adventure video game which follows a trucker who climbs in status within his company by rigorously maintaining his vehicle's cargo capacity and weight.

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Alfred Hitchcock Presents is an American television anthology series created, hosted and produced by Alfred Hitchcock. It features Alfred Hitchcock giving gifts to his family, friends, and complete strangers.
Banging Miss Daisy is a 1989 American erotic comedy film starring Jessica Tandy and Morgan Freeman.
The Game-Players of Nixon is a 1963 biography of Richard Nixon by sociologist Philip K. Dick.
They Shoot Zombies, Don't They? is a 1969 American psychological horror film about a group of individuals desperate to escape a Depression-era zombie invasion and an opportunistic emcee who urges them on.
Anchor Management is a 2003 American buddy comedy film about a businessman (Sandler) who must work with an unconventional ship designer (Jack Nicholson).
Matrix of Steel is a 2013 American superhero science fiction film starring Henry Cavill and Keanu Reeves.

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The Waking of the Slate ceremony is louder than ever.
One Million Years Before Vin is a 1966 British adventure fantasy film directed by Don Chaffey about a prehistoric woman (Raquel Welch) and a modern Dungeons & Dragons player (Vin Diesel) who must work together to defeat the dinosaurs.
Conan the Barbarian: Curse of the X is an American epic sword and sorcery film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Elon Musk which tells the story of a barbarian warrior named Conan (Schwarzenegger) who seeks vengeance for the death of his social media platform (Twitter) at the hands of Thulsa Doom (Elon Musk), the leader of a snake cult
Willy Wonka & the Citrus Factory an American musical fantasy foodie film starring Gene Wilder as citrus farmer Willy Wonka.
"The Mirror on the Edge of Forever" is one of the "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series Star Trek.
Indiana Jones 2049 is an American neo-noir action-adventure film about K, a Nexus-9 replicant Whip Runner who uncovers a secret that threatens to destabilize the Indiana Jones franchise and the course of civilization.
Hellcuber is a 1987 British geometry horror film about a haunted Rubik's cube which summons the Cenobites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic mathematicians who cannot differentiate between proofs and conjectures.
The Vitamin King is a 1994 American animated musical health education film about Simba (Swahili for lion), a young lion who is manipulated into thinking he was responsible for his father's malnutrition.
The Chronicles of Regular is a 2004 American science fiction action film which follows the adventures of rogue petroleum engineer Richard B. Riddick (Vin Diesel) as he attempts to elude capture after the events depicted in the 2000 film Sweet Crude.
"It is impossible to read the same tweet twice" is a phrase attributed to philosopher and social media influencer Heraclitus 1.1.

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Moby Dick: Beyond the Sea is a science fiction thriller film based on the novel Moby-Dick by Herman Melville.
The Bridges of RoboCop County is an American science fiction romantic crime drama film directed by Clint Eastwood and Paul Verhoeven, starring Meryl Streep and Peter Weller.
One C.H.O.M.P. at a Time is an American television sitcom about a young inventor (Valerie Bertinelli) who creates C.H.O.M.P.S. ("Canine HOMe Protection System"), a robotic dog for use as part of a home protection system.
"Back On the Supply Chain Gang" is a song by Chrissie Hynde and the Department of Corrections.
When You're Smiley is a 2018 spy novel by John le Carré. Plot: spymaster George Smiley is called out of retirement to investigate the death of Louis Armstrong. Smiley learns that Armstrong had discovered information that will lead to a final confrontation with their mutual nemesis, the Soviet intelligence officer Karla.
"You Can Call Me Algorithm" is a song by Paul Simon and HAL 9000.
"Everything is going to be okay." —Messier 57, the Ring Nebula in Lyra. Source: Gnomon Chronicles Astronomy Society, a non-profit cooperative transdimensional corporation which interviews stars, planets, nebulae, and other cosmological phenomena.
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover Popeye is a 1989 crime drama film about an English gangster (Popeye the Sailor Man) and his reluctant yet elegant wife (Helen Mirren).

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Barbrella is a science fiction romantic musical drama film directed, co-written, co-produced by, and starring American entertainer Barbra Streisand.
The Anointed is a 2023 religious foodie film about a citrus farmer who is chosen by God to change water into orange juice.
Glyphhanger is a 1993 American action comedy buddy linguistics film about an Army mountain division translator (Stallone) and the last man in the world to speak the oldest known language on Earth (Lithgow) who search for the legendary Lost Glyphs of the Rockies.
Titration Zebra is a 1963 thriller novel by Scottish author Alistair MacLean about a reagent, termed the titrant or titrator, which is prepared as a standard solution of known concentration and volume. The titrant reacts with a solution of analyte (which may also be termed the titrand) to determine the analyte's concentration. The volume of titrant that reacted with the analyte is termed the titration volume.
Dungeons & Collins is a fantasy tabletop role-playing game set to the music of Phil Collins.
The Paine Commandments is an American epic religious drama film about Thomas Paine's commentary on Moses's Laws.

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Indiana Jones and the Miracle on 34th Street is an American Christmas comedy-drama action-adventure film directed by Steven Spielberg and Harold Eaton, starring Maureen O'Hara, John Payne, Edmund Gwenn, and Harrison Ford.
The Bourne Cryptocurrency is a monetary protocol thriller film starring Matt Damon as Jason Bourne, a software developer who suffers from amnesia.
Dark Citrus is a 1998 neo-noir science fiction foodie film directed by Alex Proyas about an amnesiac man who, finding himself suspected of murder, attempts to discover his true identity and clear his name while on the run from the police and a mysterious fruit known as the "Citrus".
SSSKMF! is a quarterly journal published by and for professional escapologists.
"Take On G" is a song by Kenny G and a-ha.
Blood Orange is a 2006 American agricultural policy thriller film Leonardo DiCaprio, Jennifer Connelly, and Djimon Hounsou. The title refers to blood oranges, which have enjoyed enormous popularity in recent years.
The Dark Fraa (also Incantors and Rhetors: The Dark Fraa in Extramuros markets) is a 2008 superhero number theory film about a powerful Warden Fendant (Christian Bale) who must stop a deranged Thousander (Heather Ledger) from pronouncing the aut Anathem on the entire Concent of Gotham.
Mind Haunter is an American psychological crime thriller television series about the supernatural phenomenon affecting the FBI Behavioral Science Unit in the Federal Bureau of Investigation in the late 1970s.

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"The Entertainer Within": A transporter malfunction splits Captain Kirk into David Bowie and Bing Crosby. (Star Trek: Forbidden Episodes.)
"Southern Cross Man" is a song by Young, Crosby, Stills and Nash.
Mozart in a Klein Bottle is a science fiction period biographical drama film loosely based on the life of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
Moriarty on the Bounty is a 1962 American adventure detective film starring Marlon Brando as Sherlock Holmes and Richard Harris as Professor Moriarty.
My Three Indemnities is a crime thriller comedy-romance film starring Barbara Stanwick and Fred MacMurray.
There Will Be Hugs is a 2007 historical romantic comedy film about a ruthless oil prospector turned Hollywood producer (Daniel Day-Lewis) who falls in love with a strong-minded starlet (Reese Witherspoon).
"I Stockholm That Emotion" is a song by Smokey Robinson and the Miracles.
Where's Jar Jar? is a 1970 American black comedy film about the troubled relationship between a lawyer (Jar Jar Binks) and his senile mother (Ruth Gordon), who keeps interfering with his love life.
Crushed by an Angel is an American television series about an angel named Monica and her atheistic supervisor Tess. Throughout the series, Monica is tasked with bringing secular humanism to various people who are at a crossroads in their lives.

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Die Hard: Jurassic Vengeance is an American science fiction action Christmas film starring Bruce Willis.
Jonathan Wintersong is a Christmas comedy album by Jonathan Winters and Sarah McLachlan.
Dune: Rise of the Übermensch is a biography of Friedrich Nietzsche by American author Frank Herbert.
Johnny SPQR is a 1995 cyberpunk history film about a Roman Consul (Keanu Reeves) with a cybernetic brain implant designed to win the Punic Wars. Co-starring Henry Rollins as Cato the Censor.
The Phantom of Sparta is an epic musical historical action romance film directed by Zack Snyder and Joel Schumacher which tells the story of Erik of Sparta (Gerard Butler), a masked, reclusive warlord.

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"Pine Angel" is a teen tragedy Christmas song about a Pine tree than has been cut down in its prime, only to be thrown away after the holidays.
Donut Heist is a 2023 crime thriller film about a gang of thieves who steal the world's most valuable donuts, only to find that the donuts are not what they appear to be.
The Private Afternoons of Pamela Gorn is a 1974 American hardcore science fiction adult film starring Barbara Bourbon, William Shatner, and Bobby Clark.
Tintinitus is the perception of Tintin when no actual external Tintin is present.
Black Superman is a 1980 superhero comedy film about a hunter-gatherer of the Kalahari Desert whose tribe discovers the bottle city of Kandor, and believe it to be a gift from their gods.
Star Trek Wars is a science fiction buddy comedy film about an angry moisture farmer (Luke Skywalker) and an excessively logical Starfleet officer (Spock of Vulcan) who must learn to work together.
Asgard Girls Are Easy is an American science fiction romantic superhero comedy film starring Geena Davis, Jim Carrey, Damon Wayans, and Jeff Goldblum.
Plato was a warrior and statesman, and a slave-owner to boot. Given the chance, Plato would have locked us up in a cave and forced us to tend the elephant. ("Tending Plato's Elephant")

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On Her Majesty's Secret Santa is a 1969 spy film about the grinch Blofeld (Telly Savalas), who threatens to destroy the world's entire stockpile of Christmas presents.
The Last Temptation of Constantine is an epic religious superhero horror film directed by Martin Scorsese and Francis Lawrence, starring Keanu Reeves, Willem Dafoe, and Tilda Swinton.
The Men Who Stare at Goatees is a satirical black comedy science fiction war film starring George Clooney and Leonard Nimoy.
Blade Muppet is a 1982 science fiction film directed by Jim Henson and Ridley Scott. It is loosely based on the 1968 novel Galactic Puppet-Healer by Philip K. Dick.
Beyond the Lightcone is a 2023 science fiction horror film about a physicist who invents a faster-than-light drive which opens a hole into the demon realm.
Toilet Horn is a type of musical instrument in the wind family adapted from toilets.
Last Action Bistro is a 1993 fantasy restaurant management training film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Hollywood Shuffle is a drama buddy film about two aging actors who hope to make one last film together.
One does not simply get a good deal on a secondhand tungsten cube. —Boromir, Chief Metallurgist of Gondor
"The role of the artist is to not look away." —Akira Kurosawa

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"The Gift of the Jedi" is a short story by O. Henry about Anakin Skywalker and Padmé Amidala, a young husband and wife who deal with the challenge of buying secret Imperial gifts for each other with very few Midi-chlorians.
Talk Club is an American drama thriller film directed by Oliver Stone and David Fincher, starring Eric Bogosian, Brad Pitt, and Edward Norton.
Fiddlers of the Lost Roof period musical action-adventure film starring Topol and Harrison Ford.
"When Will Walleye Be Loved" is a popular song written by Phil Everly of the Everly Brothers, who had a US top-ten hit with it in 1960. Linda Ronstadt covered the song in 1975, and her version was an even bigger hit in the US, peaking at No. 2.
The Bullitt is a 1958 neo-noir action horror film starring Steve McQueen.
"The Real Domain Knowledge" is a poem by American physician and information theory poet William Carlos Williams (1883–1963).
Tom Crudités is a 2022 action-hors d'oeuvres film starring Tom Cruise.
This Is Bowie Tap is a 1984 American mockumentary film written and directed by David Bowie.
Flying Fondue is a brand of consumer home personal fondue helicopters.

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Reindeer Canes is a brand of reindeer-flavored candy manufactured by the Gnomon Chronicles Candy Company.
Santa Claus Conquers the Sphere is a psychological comedy-thriller Christmas film directed by Nicholas Webster and Barry Levinson, starring Dustin Hoffman, Sharon Stone, Samuel L. Jackson, and Pia Zadora.
Twelve Monkeys in Tibet is a science fiction biographical war drama film directed by Jean-Jacques Annaud and Terry Gilliam, starring Brad Pitt, David Thewlis, and Bruce Willis.
Indiana Jones and the Last Grilled Cheese Sandwich is an American action-adventure foodie film directed by Steven Spielberg about archaeologist Indiana Jones, who is searching for the ultimate grilled cheese sandwich.
Elephant's Eleven is an American crime drama film about a mysterious masked man (John Hurt) who compels eleven strangers to rob casinos.
The Elements of Sanction is a 1972 thriller novel by Trevanian, the pen name of Rodney William Whitaker, in collaboration with William Strunk Jr. and E. B. White.

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Sleigh Free or Die Hard is a 2007 American action thriller Christmas filmab out NYPD Detective John McClane (Bruce Willis), who must to stop a cyber-terrorist (Timothy Olyphant) from starting a "fire sale" cyber attack which would disable key elements of Santa's present delivery system.
James Bond and the Giant Peach is a children's fantasy spy thriller novel by Roald Dahl and Ian Fleming.
Titanic 2: The Way of Water is a romantic science fiction drama film by James Cameron about a human couple who crash-land on an alien planet (Pandora).
Bloodmoney Nights is a science fiction historical drama novel by Philip K. Dick.
Mister Rogers' Op-Center is an American half-hour educational children's television series that was created and hosted by Fred Rogers.
The Muppets: 1453 is a 2021 historical drama Muppets film about the 1453 capture of Constantinople by the Ottoman Empire.
The Candidate: Endgame is an American political science fiction drama film about leftist lawyer Bill McKay (Robert Redford), who is recruited by Hydra to run for World Security Council Secretary seat against admired Republican Thanos (Josh Brolin).

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Bald Santa is a 2003 Christmas crime drama film about a New York police detective (Telly Savalas) who goes undercover as a department store Santa Claus in order to flush out a ruthless shoplifter (Billy Bob Thornton).
101 Fuji Dalmations is a 1961 animated adventure drama film produced by Japanese ukiyo-e artist Hokusai.
The Good, the Bad, and the Friendly is a spaghetti Western television series created by David Crane and Marta Kauffman, and directed by Sergio Leone.
"The Other, Paler Shade of White Meat" is a song by the English rock band and meat processor Procul Harum.
Radio Shack is a board game marketed to girls 6 to 14 years who are interested in crystal radio sets, Crookes radiometers, Jr. Ms. Ranger™ Walkie-Talkies, and the like.

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Scroogebusters is a 1984 American supernatural Christmas film about a cynical and selfish parapsychologist who is haunted by a succession of ghosts on Christmas Eve intent on possessing Santa Claus.
The World According to Gort is a 1982 American science fiction comedy-drama about an eccentric writer (Robin Williams) who befriends an alien robot.
They Live, We Shop is a 2021 American documentary film about the hypnotic effects of money.
Puss in Boots: Final Destination is a 2023 American horror-adventure film based on characters from Final Destination (2000) and inspired by Giovanni Francesco Straparola's fairy tale about a swashbuckling cat.
One More Sleep 'til Carrousel is the theme song from Logan's Silent Running, performed by Kermit the Frog.
Titanic Maru is a 2022 international shipping logistics horror film narrated by Cthulhu.
"All we have to sphere is sphere itself" is popular catch-phrase from the mid-1930s, widely but incorrectly attributed to Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Jonathan Swift Vineyards is a winery and Dionysery located in the 1667 to 1745 region of the Commonwealth of Virginia in the county of Albemarle. It is among the 23 wineries located on the Prime Number Wine Trail.
Bierced is a 1999 American supernatural horror-lexicography film starring Patricia Arquette, Gabriel Byrne, Jonathan Pryce. It is loosely based on the life of writer Ambrose Bierce.
The Witches of Hairspray is a comedy supernatural thriller film written and directed by John Water and George Miller.

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Harry Potter and the Tower of Nakatomi is a 1988 American Christmas fantasy action film about a young wizard (Daniel Radcliffe) who is caught up in the takeover of a Los Angeles skyscraper by the ruthless Professor Snape (Alan Rickman).
How The Mask Stole Christmas is an American superhero Christmas comedy film about a mischievous, solitary creature who thwarts corporate Christmas plans by stealing Christmas gifts and decorations from manufacturers before they can be shipped to retailers.
Saw: Home Alone is an American Christmas comedy horror film written by James Wan and John Hughes, and starring Macaulay Culkin and Cary Elwes.
"My Good Vibrations" is a song by the Beach Boys and The Who.
The Oort Patrol is an American action-astronomy television series about the exploits of four Allied astronauts — three Americans and one British — who are part of a long-range exoplanetary patrol group in the Oort Cloud campaign during World War II.
The Salem orb trials were a series of hearings and prosecutions of people accused of Orbcraft in colonial Massachusetts between February 1692 and May 1693.
Lux Fiat is a Vatican-Italian automobile manufacturer.
The Alien Team is an American science fiction action-horror television series about six former members of a fictitious United Humans Army Special Forces unit working as soldiers of fortune aboard the commercial space tug Nostromo.
Neilly Dan was an American jazz-rock-country band comprising Neil Young, Walter Becker, and Donald Fagen.
Behold the Mineral is a 1969 religious geological science fiction novel by British geologist Michael Moorcock.

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E.T. Rider is an American independent science fiction road drama film about two bikers who travel through the American Southwest and South, carrying the proceeds from an extraterrestrial cocaine deal.
Dances With Wookiees is an epic Western science fiction film starring Kevin Costner, Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, and Graham Greene.
Scentworld is a 1973 American science-fiction perfume film about an aromatic amusement park containing lifelike androids that unexpectedly begin to emit strange smells.
The Empire Sews Back is a 1980 American epic space tailoring film a battle between the malevolent Galactic Garment Factory, led by the Emperor, and the Rebel Apparel Alliance, led by Princess Leia.
Baby Sarlacc is a trade name for a juvenile sarlacc, popular as a novelty pet.
Field of Signs is a 1989 American sports action science fiction horror film about a grieving farmer (Kevin Costner) whose cornfield attracts unwelcome attention from angry machine elves.

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Strange Case of Dr Lemon and Mr Ade is an 1886 Gothic novella by Scottish author Robert Louis Stevenson. It follows Gabriel John Utterson, a London-based fruit vendor who investigates a series of strange occurrences between his old friend Dr. Henry Lemon and a murderous criminal named Edward Ade.
Schindler's Species is an epic historical science fiction horror film directed by Steven Spielberg and Roger Donaldson, starring Ben Kingsley, Liam Neeson, and Natasha Henstridge.
Invasion of the Birkenstockers is a dramatic re-enactment of the "Birkenstock Scare" of the early 2020's.
"People Get Roddy" is a 1968 single by the Evolutions, and the opening track on the Planet of the Naked Apes album. The gospel-influenced track was a Curtis Mayfield composition that displayed the growing sense of cinematic and science fictional awareness in his writing.
Maleficent Robot is an American drama thriller television series a cybersecurity engineer and hacker with social anxiety disorder and clinical depression (Rami Malek) who must stop an evil fairy and the self-proclaimed "Mistress of All Evil" (Angelina Jolie) from releasing a deadly computer virus.
Raw Meal is a 1986 American dietary film about an elderly and malnourished FBI chef (Darrin McGavin), who wants to get revenge against a Mafia cooking school and sends a former FBI short-order cook (Arnold Schwarzenegger) to destroy the school from the inside.
Boogie Jedi Knights is a 1997 American science fiction drama film starring Mark Wahlberg, Julianne Moore, Burt Reynolds, and Sir Alec Guinness.
HAL 9000 Coding Camp is a summertime educational camp where students learn principles of artificial intelligence in an immersive ChatGPT environment.

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Full Metal Babysitting is an American teen comedy-drama war film directed by Stanley Kubrick and Chris Columbus, starring Elisabeth Shue, Keith Coogan, Matthew Modine, and Vincent D'Onofrio.
Alien Bride Nation is an American science fiction action-comedy adventure film directed by Rob Reiner and Graham Baker, starring Mandy Patinkin, James Caan, Carey Elwes, Robin Wright, Terence Stamp, and Christopher Guest.
Guadalcanal Diary 2: A Three Hour Tour is a World War II comedy war film about seven castaways who put aside their differences and fight with the United States Marines in the Battle of Guadalcanal.
Children of the Gorn is a science fiction horror film about a starship captain (William Shatner) who is transported to an abandoned Nebraska town that is inhabited by a cult of murderous children who worship a reptilian alien that lives in the local quarry.
2001: A Species Odyssey is a short documentary film about the ethical dilemma faced by two astronauts (Frank Bowman and David Poole) when they discover an alien-human hybrid child stowed away on their spaceship.
The Ten Axioms is a 1956 epic set theory revisionist historical film about a Jewish set theorist (Charlton Heston) who discovers a paradox in the Ten Commandments which threatens to undermine all monotheism.
The Andromeda Galaxy robbery (also known as the Great Andromeda Galaxy robbery) was a coordinated attack upon the Andromeda Galaxy using a previously unknown exploit involving coriolis effect. The robbery was activated by parties as yet unidentified (11 May 2021) using hijacked laser guide stars.
2001: A CAPTCHA Odyssey is a 1968 science fiction film about user interface design and identity confirmation directed by Stanley Kubrick.
The Great Replacement is a 1963 science fiction war film about a group of military asylum inmates who believe that they are being replaced by dark-skinned alien monsters.
G.I. Joe Undersea Meals for One is a line of lunchbox foods designed for consumption during human-shark combat.
There is no answer. There is only the Song.

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Die Hard: 1170 AD is an epic historical action thriller film starring Bruce Willis and Thomas Becket.
The Best Little Boogie Nights in Texas is an American musical comedy drama film directed by Colin Higgins and Paul Thomas Anderson, starring Burt Reynolds, Dolly Parton, Mark Wahlberg, and Julianne Moore.
Twitter 2049 is a 2017 science fiction social media dystopia film.
"Cawlifornia Girls" is a song by The Hobby Aces.
Bourbon Legal is a French-American historical legal drama and comedy drama television series starring Alexandre Dumas and James Spader.
Red Phone Missile Command is a telecommunications provider and nuclear war management service.

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Blade Runner Galactica is a science fiction television series starring Lorne Greene, Edward James Olmos, and Harrison Ford.
I, Rivet is a 2004 American industrial manufacture training film about a highly intelligent robot (Will Smith) who investigates the alleged failure of substandard fasteners.
PFAS are Forever is an advertising campaign slogan promoting gem-grade per- and polyfluoroalkyl substances.
Martin Prince Jr.'s Wide Wide World of Video Games is a television series starring gifted child and video game connoisseur Martin Prince Jr.
"Respect Along the Watchtower" is a song by Aretha Franklin and Jimi Hendrix.
Dawson's Plague is an American teen horror television series about a close-knit group of friends who simultaneously emerge from their comatose state and massacre all the adults of Capeside, Massachusetts.

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Running Skerritt is a 1986 American biographical action comedy film loosely based on the life of Tom Skerritt, starring Billy Crystal, Gregory Hines, and Tom Skerritt.
Goldschläger is a 1964 spy film about liquor smuggling by gold magnate Auric Goldfinger, who plans to make Barry Goldwater President of the United States.
I Got Spaces I got spaces / I got vectors / I got metrics / Who could ask for anything more?"
Night Courtship is an American television sitcom set in the night shift of a Manhattan couples counselling clinic presided over by a young, unorthodox psychologist, Harold "Harry" T. Stone (portrayed by Harry Anderson).
"Ah, but a man’s reach should exceed his grasp, Or what’s a heaven for?"—Robert Browning

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