Shaft of the Archer

Earliest known poster for Shaft of the Archer.

Shaft of the Archer is a 2022 action-bromance fantasy adventure film starring Viggo Mortensen and Orlando Bloom.

Quotations

Your insolence warrants an arrow through your skull.

But first, I have to admire Strider. Strider! Over here! It's me, Legolas! The Elf!

In the News

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  Gandalf Rider: Stunt motorcyclist Johnny "Blaze" Gandalf agrees to give his soul to "Sauron" (later revealed to be an arch-demon named Saruman) in order to save the life of his father, Ilúvatar.

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  The Lord of the Rifles is an epic fantasy war film based on the novel of the same name by J. R. R. Tolkien.

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  Planet of the Orcs is a science fiction fantasy film starring Charlton Heston as an astronaut who crash-lands on a distant world ruled by monsters.

Fiction cross-reference

• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Planet of the Orcs
• The Lord of the Rifles

External links

• The Lord of the Rings @ Wikipedia
• Meat's back on the menu @ YouTube
• Aragorn forgets Legolas' father's name (spoof) @ YouTube
• Lord of The Rings but only Sauron scenes

Social media

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• Post @ Twitter (8 December 2022)
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