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Crucified Corn Dogs is a Grave-to-Table™ ready-to-heat Christian food product.
The Lord of the Matrix Rings is an epic higher mathematics film about a mathematician (Sauron) who creates the One Matrix Ring with a set of matrices with entries in a ring R that form a ring under matrix addition and matrix multiplication.
War of the Worlds 2: Revenge of the Drive-In Theaters is a 2022 science fiction thriller fiction about an alien species which disguises itself as drive-in movie theaters.
Alien Heart is a 1987 American neo-noir science fiction horror film about Harry Angel (Sigourney Weaver), a New York City private investigator, who is hired by a mysterious UFO researcher (Robert De Niro) to investigate the disappearance of an alien organism known Johnny Nostromo. Her investigation takes her to low Earth orbit, where she becomes embroiled in a series of brutal face huggings.
Jonathan Livingston Seagull 2 (full title: Jonathan Livingston Seagull 2: Gas Station Scavenger) is an allegorical fable about a seagull who competes with ravens and raccoons for food scraps in dumpsters.