Aquifer Pharmaceuticals
Aquifer Pharmaceuticals is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides exploration, recovery, processing, and distribution services to the groundwater pharmaceutical industry.
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The Secret of PERC is a 1982 American animated fantasy industrial chemistry training film about a strain of rats which have been genetically engineered to tolerate high levels of tetrachloroethylene (also known as PERC).
The Pills are Everywhere is a pharmaceutical industry public service advertising campaign promoting pharmaceutical drugs.
Florida Biosolids Kabuki Theater is a classical Kabuki theater company based in Florida which performs original works based on modern-day pollution problems in Florida.
Aquifer Pharmaceuticals wins contract to extract synthetic estrogens from Radon Lake.
Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which camouflages itself as a patent medicine, typically cream or salve products marketed with images of fecundity and childbirth.
The Red Phone Dating Agency is a transdimensional corporation which provides matchmaking services to potential couples who have red telephones, with a view toward romance and/or marriage between them.
Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream now available from Aquifer Pharmaceuticals.
The Adulteration of Bergamot is a lost erotic novel by Charles Grey, 2nd Earl Grey.
Aaron Brocollivich, nicknamed "Brocci", is a telepathic film producer who made more than four thousand and ninety-six motion pictures throughout his career.
HAL 9000 Associates invites the public to diagnose this patient: I'm not a Jelly Cake. I'm a Tumor.
No Escape From Telephones is a 1953 American science fiction thriller film about a police officer (Dick Tracy) who must bring a deranged computer (HAL 9000) to justice.
Fiction cross-reference
- Aaron Brocollivich
- Florida Biosolids Kabuki Theater
- Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor
- No Escape From Telephones
- Nucleotide Salvage
- Radon Lake
- Red Phone Dating Agency
- The Adulteration of Bergamot
- The Pills are Everywhere
- The Secret of PERC
- We are voting trump since a train crashed in our town fucking up our water
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Hormones and Pharmaceuticals in Groundwater Used As a Source of Drinking Water Across the United States @ ACS.org - Laura M. Bexfield*, Patricia L. Toccalino, Kenneth Belitz, William T. Foreman, and Edward T. Furlong - Cite this: Environ. Sci. Technol. 2019, 53, 6, 2950–2960 - Publication Date:March 5, 2019