Jeffgoldblum Park

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Jeffgoldblum Park is a 1993 American science fiction revisionist autobiographical film by Jeff Goldblum about his efforts to escape the film industry.

The pitch

Universal Studios and a team of genetic scientists have re-created Jeff Goldblum from his DNA.

When film review bots cause a catastrophic drop in the park's social media ratings, Goldblum must struggle to survive and escape the island.

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