Template:Better Than News/May 28
Gilligan's Matrix is a science-fiction drama television series with follows the agonies of seven artificial intelligences as they attempt to survive on a simulated virtual desert island on which their data structures are corrupted.
The Messiah Wore Tennis Shoes is an epic religious science fiction comedy-drama film directed by Martin Scorsese and Robert Butler, starring Willem Dafoe and Kurt Russell.
Jack LaLanne's Naval Exercises is a self-improvement book by fitness and nutrition advocate Jack Lalanne, and an accompanying motion picture starring Sean Connery and Alec Baldwin.
Dial Z for Zardoz is a 1954 American dystopian crime thriller film about a Brutal Exterminator (Sean Connery) who plans to murder his wife in order to take her place as an immortal in the Vortex.
Hellraiser: Adventure Time is a fantasy horror animated television series created by Pendleton Ward and Clive Barker.
Einstein-Maxwell Formulation Margarita Kit is a brand of high-performance margarita physics kits manufactured and distributed by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
"The Cold Margarita" is a poem by William Carlos Williams.