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Fifty Shades of Maul is a neo-erotic science fiction thriller film about a young Senator who begins a sadomasochistic relationship with a Sith business magnate.
Real Housewives of Hellas is an ancient Greek television series about the lives of wealthy housewives.
Sleepless in Philadelphia is a 2021 safe sex romance drama educational film.
Here Come the Brides: The Tick-Check Years is a historical fiction television series loosely based on the Mercer Girls.
On Golden Bond is a 1981 drama thriller film about a cantankerous retiree (Henry Fonda), his compliant wife (Katharine Hepburn), and their adult daughter (Jane Fonda), find their lives irrevocably changed by the arrival of a suave British spy (Sean Connery).
Tucker Carlson, Mammoth Hunter is an American comedy television series about a lost time-traveler (Tucker Carlson) must persuade a wooly mammoth to vote for Donald Trump. Co-starring Donald Trump Jr. as Wooly the wooly mammoth.