Hellcheeser

Earliest known poster for Hellcheeser.

Hellcheeser is a 1987 British supernatural horror film about a cheese-based snack food which summons the Cheddarbites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic beings who cannot differentiate between Cheetos and Doritos.

Taglines

The Cheetos. You bought them. We came.
The Cheese. You melted it. We came.

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