Litany against Minnesotan

Earliest known poster for Litany against Minnesotan.

The Litany against Minnesotan is a prayer used in Minnesota as a psychological defense against the hazards of winter.

Litany

I must not Minnesotan. Minnesotan is the mind-killer. Minnesotan is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my Minnesotan. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the Minnesotan has gone there will be nothing. Only snow blowers will remain.

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External links

• Post @ Twitter (24 October 2022)