The Many Vocal Instructors of Darth Vader

"Never try to teach Darth Vader to sing. It wastes your time and it annoys Lord Vader." (From The Many Vocal Instructors of Darth Vader.)

The Many Vocal Instructors of Darth Vader is a short instructional filmstrip about the thousands of vocal instructors who have lost their lives to Darth Vader over contract violations.

Advice

Never try to teach Darth Vader to sing.

It wastes your time, and it annoys Lord Vader.

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