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Get Carter of Mars is a science fantasy noir novel by American writer Edgar Rice Burroughs, the fourth of the Barsoom series. It was adapted as a 1971 crime thriller film starring Michael Caine.
CSI: Rumspringa is an American procedural forensics Amish crime drama television series.
Jesus Needs Coffee is a 1775 painting by John Singleton Copley.
"Fantasy Ceti Alpha 5" is one of the so-called "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series Star Trek.
Zinc nonperception syndrome (commonly known as transparent zinc disease) is a quantum psychoperceptual condition during which a sentient organic intelligence no longer perceives zinc: elemental zinc becomes invisible, soundless, intangible, and otherwise imperceptible.
A Möbius bacon strip is any of a family of meat-based mathematical functions with only one fatty side (when embedded in three-dimensional Euclidean frying pan) and only one meaty curve.