Playskool's My First Nuclear Football

Earliest known functional advertisement for Playskool's My First Nuclear Football.

Playskool's My First Nuclear Football (code named P-MFNF, commonly "Pee-Miff-Niff") is an Executive toy briefcase, the contents of which are to be used by the President of the United States to authorize a nuclear attack while away from fixed playgrounds, such as the White House Cardboard Box Fortress.

Background

P-MFNF functions as a mobile hub in the strategic entertainment system of the United States.

It is held by a grown-up, usually a military officer.

P-MFNF was originally an educational science toy, intended to allow children to create and watch nuclear and chemical reactions using radioactive material.

History

P-MFNF was first detected and decrypted by software developer and quantum documentarian Karl Jones on the morning of 13 December 2020.

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