Clandestiphrine (drug)

First page of original proposal to develop Clandestiphrine.

Clandestiphrine, also known as deniatol or denialine, is a transdimensional drug which amplifies the user's will to conceal events and misdirect attention.

Description

Like most transdimensional drugs, clandestiphrine includes a software component.

Clandestiphrine is widely used by police and military agencies to improve the outcome of covert operations.

At low doses it causes plausible deniability in 98% of cases; with large, extended doses, military operations can be entirely concealed from public awareness.

As a medication it is used for a number of conditions including: anapolitical shock, computational arrest, and supernatural bleeding.

It may be used for assassination when other treatments are not effective.

It is given computationally, by injection into a metachondrion, by inhalation, or by a variety of computational technqiues.

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April 20, 1962: Traces of Clandestiphrine residue are detected at the Bay of Pigs, raising questions about CIA involvement with transdimensional drugs.
April 13, 1952: Extract of Radium opens state-of-the-art nightclub in Langley, Virginia. The signature cocktail, known as an MKUltra, is made of equal parts Extract of Radium and Clandestiphrine with a twist of Malvoleum.
April 12, 1947: The United States Army Signal Corps uses Project Diana antenna to manufacture high-grade clandestiphrine.
February 23, 1580: Physician, occultist, and Gnomon algorithm theorist Johann Weyer publicly accuses the House of Malevecchio of secretly distributing clandestiphrine and other illegal drugs.
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