The Little Petroleum Sample That Could

The original petroleum sample which inspired The Little Petroleum Sample That Could.

The Little Petroleum Sample That Could is a celebrated children's book about a sample of petroleum which develops self-awareness and wishes with all its heart to become Sweet, sweet crude oil.

With hard work and determination, the petroleum sample launches a successful Kickstarter campaign to build a petroleum refinery.

Critics charge that The Little Petroleum Sample That Could is a front for Clandestiphrine manufacturing and distribution.

In the News

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  Clandestiphrine trafficking money laundering via The Little Petroleum Sample That Could, according to transdimensional drug authorities.

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  Consumer taste-test comparing two experimental flavors of Sweet, sweet crude oil.

Fiction cross-reference

• Clandestiphrine
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Sweet, sweet crude oil
• Tar for Tar's Sake
• Transdimensional drug

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries (nonfiction)
• Sweet crude oil (nonfiction)