Sweet, sweet crude oil
Sweet, sweet crude oil is a colloidal suspension of sweet crude oil and Extract of Radium.
See also Mispent Youth, a drink made from methylphenidate and Extract of Radium.
In the News
August 21, 2018: Traces of evil bits found in "at least half" all consumer-grade sweet, sweet crude oil.
Spin ice residue detected in Sweet, sweet crude oil factory; Dysprosium Titanate suspected of Clandestiphrine trafficking.
Clandestiphrine trafficking money laundered via The Little Petroleum Sample That Could, say transdimensional drug authorities.
Dysprosium Titanate succeeds with cryptographic injection attack on Sweet, sweet crude oil, now secretly trafficking in Clandestiphrine, warn crime analysts.
The Little Petroleum Sample That Could is false-flag operation by Clandestiphrine traffickers, say transdimensional drug authorities.
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Fiction cross-reference
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Extract of Radium
- Free Sample Yesterday - advertising campaign which famously distributed several hundred trillion micro ampoules of sweet, sweet crude oil.
- Malvoleum - an evil grease derived from Sweet, sweet crude oil.
- Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels
- Turpentine Delight