Sweet, sweet crude oil

Consumer taste-test, comparing two experimental flavors of sweet, sweet crude oil.

Sweet, sweet crude oil is usually understood to mean sweet crude oil mixed with Extract of Radium.

In the News

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  Spin ice residue found in Sweet, sweet crude oil factory; Dysprosium Titanate suspected of Clandestiphrine trafficking.

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  Clandestiphrine trafficking money laundered via The Little Petroleum Sample That Could, say transdimensional drug authorities.

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  Dysprosium Titanate succeeds with cryptographic injection attack on Sweet, sweet crude oil, now secretly trafficking in Clandestiphrine, warn crime analysts.

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  The Little Petroleum Sample That Could is false-flag operation by Clandestiphrine traffickers, say transdimensional drug authorities.

Fiction cross-reference

• Extract of Radium
• Free Sample Yesterday - advertising campaign which famously distributed several hundred trillion micro ampoules of sweet, sweet crude oil.
• Malvoleum - an evil grease derived from Sweet, sweet crude oil.
• Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels
• Turpentine Delight

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Sweet crude oil (nonfiction)