Template:Selected anniversaries/November 22
Umbrella Man witnesses rubbed with Clandestiphrine, 73% die of stack overflow allergy. Witness Protection Program implements software patch to prevent recurrence.
ENIAC ("Empty Noise Into Alien Communication") successfully refactors the Wow! signal.
Clandestiphrine trafficking money laundered via The Little Petroleum Sample That Could, say transdimensional drug authorities.
The Little Petroleum Sample That Could is false-flag operation by Clandestiphrine traffickers, say transdimensional drug authorities.
Dysprosium Titanate succeeds with cryptographic injection attack on Sweet, sweet crude oil, now secretly trafficking in Clandestiphrine, warn crime analysts.
Badly vexed Klein bottle needs Extract of Radium and a stiff drink.
Billionaire inventor Alice Beta announces breakthrough in program optimization technology.
Crime-fighter The Governess stops runaway robots from ruining toy convention.
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