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Cover page of original Clandestiphrine proposal, camouflaged as a Project MKUltra (nonfiction) document.

In the News

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  1962: Traces of Clandestiphrine residue are detected at the Bay of Pigs, raising questions about CIA involvement with transdimensional drugs.

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  1947: The United States Army Signal Corps uses Project Diana antenna to manufacture high-grade clandestiphrine.

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  February 23, 1580: Physician, occultist, and Gnomon algorithm theorist Johann Weyer publicly accuses the House of Malevecchio of secretly distributing clandestiphrine and other illegal drugs.

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  Dysprosium Titanate Fabergé egg is source of Clandestiphrine, used in Crimes against mathematical constants, charges Astrakhan Khanate ambassador.

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  Diagramaceous soil has Clandestiphrine fingerprints all over it, says Artist-Engineer Don Tasmian.

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  Clandestiphrine ring uses Spirograph as front.

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  Spin ice diagram tips off investigators, Dysprosium Titanate suspected of Clandestiphrine trafficking in Astrakhan Khanate.

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  Celebrated children's book The Little Petroleum Sample That Could is front for Clandestiphrine trafficking, say crime fighters.

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  Umbrella Man witnesses rubbed with Clandestiphrine, 73% die of stack overflow allergy. Witness Protection Program implements software patch to prevent recurrence.

Fiction cross-reference

• Baron Zersetzung
• Clandestiphrine
• Watergate scandal

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Project MKUltra (nonfiction)
• Weapon (nonfiction)

This a page from the declassified documents of MKULTRA.

Source: Declassified MKULTRA Project Documents, page 1 from New Technologies section of www.michael-robinett.com

The documents were "provided by the Central Intelligence Agency under a subsequent Freedom of Information Act request in 1995."

Attribution:

Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=20224857