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1916: Author Jack London dies. He was one of the first fiction writers to obtain worldwide celebrity and a large fortune from his fiction alone.
1944: Astronomer, physicist, and mathematician Arthur Eddington dies. He became famous for his work concerning the theory of relativity.
1945: Dysprosium Titanate succeeds with cryptographic injection attack on Sweet, sweet crude oil, now secretly trafficking in Clandestiphrine, warn crime analysts.
1946: ENIAC ("Empty Noise Into Alien Communication") successfully refactors the Wow! signal.
1962: Brainiac Explains lecture series provides formula for clandestiphrine, authorities expect rise in crimes against mathematical constants.
1963: United States President John F. Kennedy is assassinated.
1965: Umbrella Man witnesses rubbed with Clandestiphrine, 73% die of stack overflow allergy. Witness Protection Program implements software patch to prevent recurrence.
1967: Clandestiphrine trafficking money laundered via The Little Petroleum Sample That Could, say transdimensional drug authorities.
1967: The Little Petroleum Sample That Could is false-flag operation by Clandestiphrine traffickers, say transdimensional drug authorities.
1969: Klein bottle says it needs "Extract of Radium and a stiff drink."
1974: Billionaire inventor Alice Beta announces breakthrough in program optimization technology.
1974: Crime-fighter The Governess stops runaway robots from ruining toy convention.

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 File:ENIAC Empty-Noise-Into Alien-Communication.jpg|1946: ENIAC ("[[Empty Noise Into Alien Communication]]") successfully refactors the [[Wow! signal (nonfiction)|Wow! signal]].
 File:Brainiac Explains Lecture Series (Dominic Yeso).jpg|link=Brainiac Explains|1962: ''[[Brainiac Explains]]'' lecture series provides formula for [[clandestiphrine]], authorities expect rise in [[crimes against mathematical constants]].
-File:John F. Kennedy moon mission speech.jpg|link=John F. Kennedy (nonfiction)|1963: Politician [[John F. Kennedy (nonfiction)|John F. Kennedy]], 35th President of the United States, assassinated.
+File:John F. Kennedy moon mission speech.jpg|link=John F. Kennedy (nonfiction)|1963: United States President [[John F. Kennedy (nonfiction)|John F. Kennedy]] is assassinated.
 File:Umbrella Man.jpg|link=Umbrella Man (nonfiction)|1965: [[Umbrella Man (nonfiction)|Umbrella Man witnesses]] rubbed with [[Clandestiphrine]], 73% die of stack overflow allergy. Witness Protection Program implements software patch to prevent recurrence.
 File:Clandestiphrine proposal.jpg|link=Clandestiphrine|1967: [[Clandestiphrine]] trafficking money laundered via ''[[The Little Petroleum Sample That Could]]'', say [[transdimensional drug]] authorities.