Sweet, sweet crude oil: Difference between revisions

Revision as of 18:11, 21 August 2018

Consumer taste-test, comparing two experimental flavors of sweet, sweet crude oil.

Sweet, sweet crude oil is usually understood to mean sweet crude oil mixed with Extract of Radium.

August 21, 2018: Traces of evil bits found in "at least half" all consumer-grade Sweet, sweet crude oil.
Spin ice residue detected in Sweet, sweet crude oil factory; Dysprosium Titanate suspected of Clandestiphrine trafficking.
Clandestiphrine trafficking money laundered via The Little Petroleum Sample That Could, say transdimensional drug authorities.
Dysprosium Titanate succeeds with cryptographic injection attack on Sweet, sweet crude oil, now secretly trafficking in Clandestiphrine, warn crime analysts.
The Little Petroleum Sample That Could is false-flag operation by Clandestiphrine traffickers, say transdimensional drug authorities.

Extract of Radium
Free Sample Yesterday - advertising campaign which famously distributed several hundred trillion micro ampoules of sweet, sweet crude oil.
Malvoleum - an evil grease derived from Sweet, sweet crude oil.
Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels
Turpentine Delight

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+File:Fugitive Rubies and hand x-ray.jpg|link=Evil bit (nonfiction)|August 21, 2018: Traces of [[Evil bit (nonfiction)|evil bits]] found in "at least half" all consumer-grade [[Sweet, sweet crude oil]].
 File:Spin ice spin arrangement diagram.svg|link=Spin ice (nonfiction)|[[Spin ice (nonfiction)|Spin ice residue]] detected in Sweet, sweet crude oil factory; [[Dysprosium Titanate]] suspected of [[Clandestiphrine]] trafficking.
 File:Clandestiphrine proposal.jpg|link=Clandestiphrine|[[Clandestiphrine]] trafficking money laundered via ''[[The Little Petroleum Sample That Could]]'', say [[transdimensional drug]] authorities.