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'''Sweet, sweet crude oil''' is [[sweet crude oil]] mixed with [[Extract of Radium]].
[[File:Petroleum_and_gas_concentrate.jpg|thumb|Consumer taste-test, comparing two experimental flavors of sweet, sweet crude oil.]]'''Sweet, sweet crude oil''' is a colloidal suspension of [[sweet crude oil]] and [[Extract of Radium]].


== Free Sample Yesterday ==
See also [[Mispent Youth]], a drink made from [[methylphenidate (nonfiction)|methylphenidate]] and [[Extract of Radium]].


The [[Free Sample Yesterday]] campaign distributed several hundred billion tiny [[Ampoule (nonfiction)|ampoules]] of sweet, sweet crude oil.
== In the News ==
 
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File:Fugitive Rubies and hand x-ray.jpg|link=Evil bit (nonfiction)|August 21, 2018: Traces of [[Evil bit (nonfiction)|evil bits]] found in "at least half" all consumer-grade sweet, sweet crude oil.
File:Spin ice spin arrangement diagram.svg|link=Spin ice (nonfiction)|[[Spin ice (nonfiction)|Spin ice residue]] detected in Sweet, sweet crude oil factory; [[Dysprosium Titanate]] suspected of [[Clandestiphrine]] trafficking.
File:Clandestiphrine proposal.jpg|link=Clandestiphrine|[[Clandestiphrine]] trafficking money laundered via ''[[The Little Petroleum Sample That Could]]'', say [[transdimensional drug]] authorities.
File:Nobel Ice (Fabergé egg).jpg|[[Dysprosium Titanate]] succeeds with [[Cryptography (nonfiction)|cryptographic injection attack]] on Sweet, sweet crude oil, now secretly trafficking in [[Clandestiphrine]], warn crime analysts.
File:Petroleum.jpg|''[[The Little Petroleum Sample That Could]]'' is false-flag operation by [[Clandestiphrine]] traffickers, say [[transdimensional drug]] authorities.
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== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==


* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Extract of Radium]]
* [[Extract of Radium]]
* [[Free Sample Yesterday]]
* [[Free Sample Yesterday]] - advertising campaign which famously distributed several hundred trillion micro ampoules of sweet, sweet crude oil.
* [[Malvoleum]] - an evil grease derived from Sweet, sweet crude oil.
* [[Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels]]
* [[Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels]]
* [[Turpentine Delight]]
* [[Turpentine Delight]]

Latest revision as of 05:29, 23 April 2020

Consumer taste-test, comparing two experimental flavors of sweet, sweet crude oil.

Sweet, sweet crude oil is a colloidal suspension of sweet crude oil and Extract of Radium.

See also Mispent Youth, a drink made from methylphenidate and Extract of Radium.

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference