The Shrug

Earliest known poster for The Shurg.

The Shrug is a political-horror film starring Ted Cruz and Donald Corleone as twin surgeon-politicians who exchange facial muscles during floor debate, leading to frightening advances in surgical filibustering.

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Soylent Greene is an American conspiracy horror documentary film about Marjorie Taylor Greene and gun overpopulation.
"My God — it's full of boors" is a well-known phrase from the political-horror film 2001: A Swamp Odyssey.
Tantrum is a 1979 shopping fiction horror film directed by Ridley Scott 1.1 and written by [REDACTED] which follows an ensemble case of shoppers aboard the commercial space shopping mall Nostromo who encounter the eponymous Tantrum, an aggressive and deafening child set loose on the ship.
"Behind Closed Files" is a song by Carl Ashlar Lichen about failed casino developer Donald Trump.
2001: A Species Odyssey is a short documentary film about the ethical dilemma faced by two astronauts (Frank Bowman and David Poole) when they discover an alien-human hybrid child stowed away on their spaceship.
Golden Trump with American Flag Shorts and Magic Wand is a statue of Donald Trump.