Behind Closed Files

"Behind Closed Files" - 19 May 2021 Tour poster.

"Behind Closed Files" is a song by Carl Ashlar Lichen.

Lyrics

My money makes me smile
Lord, don't it make me smile
It's never far away
Or too tired to say "I want you"
It's always my money
Just like money should be
And when I turn out the lights
It's still my money to me
And when I get
behind Trump lawyers
And they shut my tax files down
And it makes me glad
that I'm a Trump
Oh, no one knows
what goes on
behind closed files

—With apologies to Charlie Rich (nonfiction)

Behind Close Doors - Charlie Rich (live in concert @ YouTube

Anagrams

Anagrams of Charles Allan Rich:

Carl Ashlar Lichen
Achilles Ranch Lar
I. Ranch Hell-Rascal
Cherish All Carnal
Harsh Lilac Lancer

In the News

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Voight Club is a 2021 documentary film about the relationship between actor Jon Voight and serial liar Donald Trump.
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"Recomputed Dad"" is an anagram of "Duped Democrat".
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I am not making this up (nonfiction).
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