Math Crimes Unit War Diary (13 September 2022)

Gnomon algorithm lair in scrying engine mode.

APTO Math Crimes Unit War Diary for 13 September 2022.

Diary

New: Investigate allegations that Rat Council of 1508 is synthesizing F5 from lithiated 7-Up using illegal mathematical functions.
Ongoing: Counter-measures against Alleged supervillain 1613911531218
Ongoing: Receive petition from two or more Niles Cartouchians
Ongoing: Obtain Arithmetica from Rat Council of 1508 by persuasion or coercion
Ongoing: Decryption secret diaries of Baruch Spinoza
Ongoing: Surveil Triboulet - possible double agent / rogue mathematician

Memo

T: @WaitItsKim
F: #APTO #MCU Math Crimes Unit
Re: Rat Council 1508 probably (93%) brews & distributes F5

My superiors have ordered me to accelerate evolution of rat gang intelligence, advancing your plan to destroy #APTO by approximately 37 seconds

Field agent report

"I hear it's quite refreshing. 😋😉😁😇"

Oh, F5 is *anything you need it to be* ... until the warranty expires, or a zero-day exploit emerges ... then the manufacturer recalls your sensory experiences for court-ordered medical upgrades, at your expense.

Post @ Twitter (13 September 2022)

Gallery

F5 is a downloadable artificial beverage derived from illegal mathematical functions.
APTO surveillance of Alleged supervillain 1613911531218.
The Rat Council of 1508 fills gap in Fourteen Arts; Arithmetica missing, probably corrupted by Alleged supervillain 1613911531218.
The Rat Council of 1508 listening to a 7-Up transdimensional sales algorithm.
Devolver is one of the so-called "lost" Beatles albums.