F5

Earlist known poster for F5.

F5 is an artificial beverage derived from illegal mathematical functions.

Tagline

F5. When F1 through F4 are not enough.
Unlimited Refreshment.

Rat Council of 1508 Memo

T: @WaitItsKim
F: #APTO #MCU Math Crimes Unit
Re: Rat Council 1508 probably (93%) brews & distributes F5

My superiors have ordered me to accelerate evolution of rat gang intelligence, advancing your plan to destroy #APTO by approximately 37 seconds

See Math Crimes Unit War Diary (13 September 2022).

APTO Field agent report

"I hear it's quite refreshing. 😋😉😁😇"

Oh, F5 is *anything you need it to be* ... until the warranty expires, or a zero-day exploit emerges ... then the manufacturer recalls your sensory experiences for court-ordered medical upgrades, at your expense.

Post @ Twitter (13 September 2022)

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