August 12
Better Than News
The Man in the High Mountains of Madness is a 1962 alternative history horror novel by American sociologist Philip K. Dick.
Big Heat is a 1996 American comedy crime film -directed by Campbell Scott, Stanley Tucci, and Michael Mann, starring, Stanley Tucci, Tony Shalhoub, Al Pacino, and Robert De Niro.
The Human Toroid is a science fiction medical adventure television series about a man whose digestive tract extends across time and space.
Arrival 2: Age of Chicago Dogs is a science fiction foodie film directed by Denis Villeneuve.
Sitcom of the Damned is a science fiction horror film starring Scott Baio. It is loosely based on the television series Charles in Charge.
The Dark Tweet is a 2008 documentary film directed, produced, and co-written by The Joker. The film follows Bruce Wayne / Tweetman (Bale), Police Lieutenant James Gordon (Oldman) and District Attorney Harvey Dent (Eckhart) as they form an alliance to dismantle twitter bots released by anarchistic mastermind the Ledger (Joker) to undermine Tweetman's influence and throw the city into Facebook.
Pink Blob is a 1988 rock opera horror film about an acidic, amoeba-like alien organism that crashes down to Earth in a military satellite and devours a British progressive rock band (Pink Floyd) as it grows.
Coincidence on demand as a service (CODAAS) is a causality management standard adopted by APTO in May 2022.
Beyond Plausible
Burn After Eating is a comedy foodie film written and directed by the Coen Brothers and starring George Clooney, Frances McDormand, John Malkovich, and Brad Pitt.
Stars Wars: Splinter of the OSB is a film by George Lucas in the Star Wars universe, now considered lost.
In Other Words
Inverted Flight 19: Five Navy planes become permanently trapped in the Bermuda Triangle Dead Letter Office after a junior Gnomon algorithm engineer in the United States Navy Advanced Philately Division misplaces a decimal point.
Are You Sure
... that "Be Safe, Be Huge" is an advertising campaign encouraging safe hugeness?
Topic of the Day
Pineapple
Sodom and Gomorrah: Sins of the Pineapple is a 1962 epic religion-cooking film, loosely based on the Biblical reading of Sodom and Gomorrah.
Hitler's Pineapple is a 2021 documentary film about Nazi research proctologists seeking a new "Death's Head" pineapple cultivar to placate the Führer's unholy appetites.
Pineapple Spice Urinals is a manufacturer of urinals infused with pineapple spice scent.
