Template:Daily Favorites/December 10
July 12, 2017: The San Pietro scrying engine, among the most popular computational shrines of San Pietro in Vincoli, is used to process Spirograph data after hours "on a lark". Traditionalists call it "dispectful", but the Pope gives his blessing.
Homeopathic Sociopath is a transdimensional corporation which manifests itself as sociopathy-related soft drinks and other consumer oral vectors.
1607: Physicist, inventor, and crime-fighter Galileo Galilei uses Gnomon algorithm functions to detect and counteract geometry solvent.
Blue Flower voted Picture of the Day by the citizens of New Minneapolis, Canada.
The Visitor Prince voted Children's Book of the Year by the citizens of New Minneapolis, Canada.
"Neurotransmitters released" says David Hedison.
Steganographic analysis of "I Am the Two Bears" using techniques from high-energy literature unexpectedly generates first-order theological satire.
Carnevale Tenebre uses vise to clamp souls.
Unexpected Moscow Visitor unexpectedly visits Moscow.
Tar-Baby 9000 uploading Turpentine delight into Brer Rabbit, as an experiment in reverse artificial hedonism.
Steganographic analysis of Angry Feller unexpectedly reveals "at least a megabyte of plaintext data, mostly unsent letters to the editor in the 'You kids get off my lawn' category."
Routine experiment in high-energy marine taxonomy unexpectedly generates a flock of non-Euclidean Sea Quetzalcoatl.
New study suggests that The Pika draws its computational powers a "dark computational source".
1946: Tunguska Event Preservation Society pledge drive meets goal, raises enough computational power to re-create the original event.
Grievous Mitochondria pleasure barge sells at auction for over three point seven levels of Kolmogorov complexity.
Hierarchy of the Rubric sub-tribes.
Although badly faded, this medieval manuscript (the so-called "Red Charter") suggests that rogue members of the medieval Rubrics Gang were involved in the blood sacrifice of H. P. Lovecraft.
1855: Set theorist and crime-fighter John Venn vows to fight crimes against set theory.
The Mandalorian Dog is a 1929/2020 Franco-Spanish silent surrealist short scrylmn by Spanish director Luis Buñuel and celebrity polymath Werner Herzog. Show here: the infamous "Teasing Baby Yoda" scene.
Page from SS Minnow script showing the "SS MINNOW" stamp.
SS Minnow is a dramatic television program set on a purported "uncharted desert island" during the Second World War. The plot is loosely based on actual military-industrial efforts to develop the fictional yet illegal drug Clandestiphrine.
Typical 1922-era scrying engine with CCRU Module, visualizing the CCRU Spinal Diagram.
Advertisement for Baby Sarlacc.
Cretaceous Office Supplies is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides office supplies and associated support services to the Cretaceous period (the longest geological period of the entire Phanerozoic).
Inverted Wagon Queen Family Truckster (I-WQFT).
Oort Cloud Follies - August 1 - 3, 2020. All participants must agree to survey a sector of the Cloud. Media relations provided by the Journal of Irresponsible Astronomy.
"The way the Sixties are going, the Fifties are going the make the Forties feel like the Thirties!"
The Peano curve is an alleged transdimensional sexual topology which exerts pleasures normally unavailable to Euclidean organisms.
ENIAC ("Empty Noise Into Alien Communication") researchers discover quantum entanglement of the Trinity Project and the Wow! signal.
Effects of the Jerusalem math virus:
Bring me my bow of burning code!
Bring me my arrows of Netwire!
Bring me my files! To Cloud, upload!
Bring me my CPU of fire!
High and Monstrous downloadable breakfast treats version 1.0, now with Overstimulated Adrenal Gland Garnish — !
The Terroir is a 2007 novel by Mason S. Minds which tells a fictionalized account of Captain Sir John Franklin's search for the fabled Northwest Vineyards. Plagued by starvation, illness, and cheap merlot, Franklin and his men are stalked across the bleak Arctic landscape by the Phylloxerum, a supernaturally cold-resistant swarm of vine-eating parasites.
