I Am the Two Bears

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"I Am the Two Bears" is my answer to the question:

"Who are you in the Bible?"

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The phrase "I Am the Two Bears" was first detected and detected on the morning of 5 December 2020 by software developer and fabulist Karl Jones.

Kings 2:23-24

From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.

—Kings 2:23-24

Short version for Twitter:

Elisha went up to Bethel— some boys came out of the town and jeered at him

'Get out of here, baldy!' they said. 'Get out of here, baldy!'

He— called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord

Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys

Kings 2:23-24

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