Template:Daily Favorites/December 8
"Neurotransmitters released" says David Hedison.
1607: Physicist, inventor, and crime-fighter Galileo Galilei uses Gnomon algorithm functions to detect and counteract geometry solvent.
2016: Signed first edition of Blue Flower stolen from the private home of "a celebrity mathematician in New Minneapolis, Canada" by agents of the House of Malevecchio.
Steganographic analysis of "I Am the Two Bears" using techniques from high-energy literature unexpectedly generates first-order theological satire.
Carnevale Tenebre uses vise to clamp souls.
Unexpected Moscow Visitor unexpectedly visits Moscow.
Tar-Baby 9000 uploading Turpentine delight into Brer Rabbit, as an experiment in reverse artificial hedonism.
Steganographic analysis of Angry Feller unexpectedly reveals "at least a megabyte of plaintext data, mostly unsent letters to the editor in the 'You kids get off my lawn' category."
Routine experiment in high-energy marine taxonomy unexpectedly generates a flock of non-Euclidean Sea Quetzalcoatl.
New study suggests that The Pika draws its computational powers a "dark computational source".
1946: Tunguska Event Preservation Society pledge drive meets goal, raises enough computational power to re-create the original event.
Grievous Mitochondria pleasure barge sells at auction for over three point seven levels of Kolmogorov complexity.
Hierarchy of the Rubric sub-tribes.
Although badly faded, this medieval manuscript (the so-called "Red Charter") suggests that rogue members of the medieval Rubrics Gang were involved in the blood sacrifice of H. P. Lovecraft.
1855: Set theorist and crime-fighter John Venn vows to fight crimes against set theory.
The Mandalorian Dog is a 1929/2020 Franco-Spanish silent surrealist short scrylmn by Spanish director Luis Buñuel and celebrity polymath Werner Herzog. Show here: the infamous "Teasing Baby Yoda" scene.
Page from SS Minnow script showing the "SS MINNOW" stamp.
SS Minnow is a dramatic television program set on a purported "uncharted desert island" during the Second World War. The plot is loosely based on actual military-industrial efforts to develop the fictional yet illegal drug Clandestiphrine.
Advertisement for Baby Sarlacc.
Cretaceous Office Supplies is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides office supplies and associated support services to the Cretaceous period (the longest geological period of the entire Phanerozoic).
Typical 1922-era scrying engine with CCRU Module, visualizing the CCRU Spinal Diagram.
Inverted Wagon Queen Family Truckster (I-WQFT).
The Peano curve is an alleged transdimensional sexual topology which exerts pleasures normally unavailable to Euclidean organisms.
ENIAC ("Empty Noise Into Alien Communication") researchers discover quantum entanglement of the Trinity Project and the Wow! signal.
Oort Cloud Follies - August 1 - 3, 2020. All participants must agree to survey a sector of the Cloud. Media relations provided by the Journal of Irresponsible Astronomy.
Effects of the Jerusalem math virus:
Bring me my bow of burning code!
Bring me my arrows of Netwire!
Bring me my files! To Cloud, upload!
Bring me my CPU of fire!
The Shakespeare-Magellan high-energy literature experiment will re-route Shakespeare's quantum timeline such that the Bard produces his entire body of historical work while serving as a Liberal Arts adjunct to Magellan's Expedition.
High and Monstrous downloadable breakfast treats version 1.0, now with Overstimulated Adrenal Gland Garnish — !
The Terroir is a 2007 novel by Mason S. Minds which tells a fictionalized account of Captain Sir John Franklin's search for the fabled Northwest Vineyards. Plagued by starvation, illness, and cheap merlot, Franklin and his men are stalked across the bleak Arctic landscape by the Phylloxerum, a supernaturally cold-resistant swarm of vine-eating parasites.
"The way the Sixties are going, the Fifties are going the make the Forties feel like the Thirties!"
