Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels

Blue petrel SOEP peacekeeper scouting for prohibited stomach oil tankers.

Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels (SOEP) is an interspecies organization of 13 stomach oil-exporting varieties of petrel.

The 13 varieties of petrel account for 40 percent of global stomach oil and 73 percent of the world's "proven" stomach oil capability, making SOEP a major influence on global stomach oil prices.

In the News

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  Stomach oil attack simulator announces record attendance.

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  All profits from sales of The Little Petroleum Sample That Could go to fund anti-SOEP activities by OPEC, according to children's petrochemical literature experts.

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  Alberta sulfur pyramids target of hypothetical SOEP first strike, warn petroleum analysts.

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  OPEC ministers call SOEP "a cartel, but more than a cartel — a competitor species whose monopoly of the Sky can only be checked by our monopoly of the Earth."

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  Screenshot of "Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels" article.

Fiction cross-reference

• Extract of Radium
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Sweet, sweet crude oil
• The Little Petroleum Sample That Could

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Alberta sulfur pyramids (nonfiction)
• Children's literature (nonfiction)
• Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries (nonfiction) (OPEC)
• Petrel (nonfiction)
• Stomach oil (nonfiction)

External links

• Post @ Twitter (25 April 2021)