F5

Earlist known poster for F5.

F5 is an artificial beverage derived from illegal mathematical functions.

Tagline

"F5. When F1 through F4 are not enough."

Rat Council of 1508 Memo

T: @WaitItsKim
F: #APTO #MCU Math Crimes Unit
Re: Rat Council 1508 probably (93%) brews & distributes F5

My superiors have ordered me to accelerate evolution of rat gang intelligence, advancing your plan to destroy #APTO by approximately 37 seconds

See Math Crimes Unit War Diary (13 September 2022).

APTO Field agent report

"I hear it's quite refreshing. 😋😉😁😇"

Oh, F5 is *anything you need it to be* ... until the warranty expires, or a zero-day exploit emerges ... then the manufacturer recalls your sensory experiences for court-ordered medical upgrades, at your expense.

Post @ Twitter (13 September 2022)

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