Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels
Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels (SOEP) is an interspecies organization of 13 stomach oil-exporting varieties of petrel.
The 13 varieties of petrel account for 40 percent of global stomach oil and 73 percent of the world's "proven" stomach oil capability, making SOEP a major influence on global stomach oil prices.
In the News
Ducks: How to Make Them Pay is an ornithological handbook comprising tales of greed and vengeance among the Anatidae.
Gnomon Chronicles Anagram Authority defends "Hot Pastry Featherlet" in diplomatic crisis over SOEP cartel demand for apology and reparations.
Stomach oil attack simulator announces record attendance.
All profits from sales of The Little Petroleum Sample That Could go to fund anti-SOEP activities by OPEC, according to children's petrochemical literature experts.
Alberta sulfur pyramids target of hypothetical SOEP first strike, warn petroleum analysts.
SOEP cartel demands apology, reparations over Blue Spacecraft diplomatic crisis.
OPEC ministers call SOEP "a cartel, but more than a cartel — a competitor species whose monopoly of the Sky can only be checked by our monopoly of the Earth."
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Fiction cross-reference
- Blue Spacecraft
- Ducks: How to Make Them Pay
- Extract of Radium
- Hot Pastry Featherlet
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Sweet, sweet crude oil
- The Little Petroleum Sample That Could
Nonfiction cross-reference
- Alberta sulfur pyramids (nonfiction)
- Children's literature (nonfiction)
- Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries (nonfiction) (OPEC)
- Petrel (nonfiction)
- Stomach oil (nonfiction)
External links
- Post @ Twitter (25 April 2021)