Behind Closed Files

"Behind Closed Files" - 19 May 2021 Tour poster.

"Behind Closed Files" is a song by Carl Ashlar Lichen.

Lyrics

My money makes me smile
Lord, don't it make me smile
It's never far away
Or too tired to say "I want you"
It's always my money
Just like money should be
And when I turn out the lights
It's still my money to me

And when I get
behind Trump lawyers
And they shut my tax files down
And it makes me glad
that I'm a Trump
Oh, no one knows
what goes on
behind closed tax files

—With apologies to Charlie Rich (nonfiction)

• Behind Close Doors - Charlie Rich (live in concert @ YouTube

Anagrams

Anagrams of Charles Allan Rich:

• Carl Ashlar Lichen
• Achilles Ranch Lar
• I. Ranch Hell-Rascal
• Cherish All Carnal
• Harsh Lilac Lancer

In the News

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  Voight Club is a 2021 documentary film about the relationship between actor Jon Voight and serial liar Donald Trump.

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  They Live, We Vote is a 2021 American political horror documentary film written and directed by Vladimir Putin, based on the [REDACTED] short story "Eight O'Clock in Donald Trump's Bugged Hotel Suite in Moscow" by [REDACTED].

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  Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators is a simulated religious-political experience, combining elements of Disneyland, Mission: Impossible, and the Republican Party. Shown here: Rehearsing for the "Just Say Epstein" skit at CPAC.

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  The Shrug is a political-horror film starring Ted Cruz and Donald Corleone as twin surgeon-politicians who exchange facial muscles during floor debate, leading to frightening advances in surgical filibustering.

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  "Recomputed Dad"" is an anagram of "Duped Democrat".

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  Golden Trump with American Flag Shorts and Magic Wand is a statue of Donald Trump.
  
  I am not making this up (nonfiction).

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  "The Lady is a Trump" is a show tune from the off-broadway musical "We'll Always Have January 6".

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  "Let's drown those meddling campers before they discover the grow room on old Mister Withers' Haunted Toilet Paper Ranch. Then let's go out for Fat Baby sandwiches."

Fiction cross-reference

• Fat Baby Literary Classics
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• [[Golden Trump with American Flag Shorts and Magic Wand].
• Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators
• Donald Trump
• Recomputed Dad
• The Lady is a Trump
• They Live, We Vote
• Voight Club

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Donald Trump (nonfiction)

External links

• Post @ Twitter (19 May 2021)
• Post @ Facebook (19 May 2021)