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File:The Shrug.jpg|link=The Shrug|'''''[[The Shrug]]''''' is a political-horror film starring Ted Cruz and Donald Corleone as twin surgeon-politicians who exchange facial muscles during floor debate, leading to frightening advances in surgical filibustering. | File:The Shrug.jpg|link=The Shrug|'''''[[The Shrug]]''''' is a political-horror film starring Ted Cruz and Donald Corleone as twin surgeon-politicians who exchange facial muscles during floor debate, leading to frightening advances in surgical filibustering. | ||
File:Recomputed_Dad.jpg|link=Recomputed Dad|"'''[[Recomputed Dad]]'''"" is an anagram of "Duped Democrat". | |||
File:Golden Trump with American Flag Shorts and Magic Wand.jpg|link=Golden Trump with American Flag Shorts and Magic Wand|'''[[Golden Trump with American Flag Shorts and Magic Wand]]''' is a statue of Donald Trump.<br><br>[[I am not making this up (nonfiction)]]. | File:Golden Trump with American Flag Shorts and Magic Wand.jpg|link=Golden Trump with American Flag Shorts and Magic Wand|'''[[Golden Trump with American Flag Shorts and Magic Wand]]''' is a statue of Donald Trump.<br><br>[[I am not making this up (nonfiction)]]. | ||
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* [[Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators]] | * [[Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators]] | ||
* [[Donald Trump]] | * [[Donald Trump]] | ||
* [[Recomputed Dad]] | |||
* [[The Lady is a Trump]] | * [[The Lady is a Trump]] | ||
Revision as of 02:42, 9 August 2021
"Behind Closed Files" is a song by Carl Ashlar Lichen.
Lyrics
My money makes me smile
Lord, don't it make me smile
It's never far away
Or too tired to say "I want you"
It's always my money
Just like money should be
And when I turn out the lights
It's still my money to meAnd when I get
behind Trump lawyers
And they shut my tax files down
And it makes me glad
that I'm a Trump
Oh, no one knows
what goes on
behind closed tax files
—With apologies to Charlie Rich (nonfiction)
Anagrams
Anagrams of Charles Allan Rich:
- Carl Ashlar Lichen
- Achilles Ranch Lar
- I. Ranch Hell-Rascal
- Cherish All Carnal
- Harsh Lilac Lancer
In the News
Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators is a simulated religious-political experience, combining elements of Disneyland, Mission: Impossible, and the Republican Party. Shown here: Rehearsing for the "Just Say Epstein" skit at CPAC.
The Shrug is a political-horror film starring Ted Cruz and Donald Corleone as twin surgeon-politicians who exchange facial muscles during floor debate, leading to frightening advances in surgical filibustering.
"Recomputed Dad"" is an anagram of "Duped Democrat".
Golden Trump with American Flag Shorts and Magic Wand is a statue of Donald Trump.
I am not making this up (nonfiction).
"The Lady is a Trump" is a show tune from the off-broadway musical "We'll Always Have January 6".
Fiction cross-reference
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- [[Golden Trump with American Flag Shorts and Magic Wand].
- Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators
- Donald Trump
- Recomputed Dad
- The Lady is a Trump