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[[File:Phagey_the_Extract_of_Radium_mascot.png|thumb|Phagey, the Extract of Radium mascot.]]'''Extract of Radium''' is the only true extract of [[Radium (nonfiction)|radium]]. | [[File:Phagey_the_Extract_of_Radium_mascot.png|thumb|Phagey, the Extract of Radium mascot.]]'''Extract of Radium''' is the only true extract of [[Radium (nonfiction)|radium]]. | ||
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File:Phagey_the_Extract_of_Radium_mascot.png|Phagey, the Extract of Radium mascot. | |||
Two_Bugs_Fighting.jpg|link=Two Bugs Fighting (nonfiction)|2018: Steganographic analysis of ''[[Two Bugs Fighting (nonfiction)|Two Bugs Fighting]]'' unexpectedly releases self-replicating computer virus which spontaneously generates Extract of Radium. | Two_Bugs_Fighting.jpg|link=Two Bugs Fighting (nonfiction)|2018: Steganographic analysis of ''[[Two Bugs Fighting (nonfiction)|Two Bugs Fighting]]'' unexpectedly releases self-replicating computer virus which spontaneously generates Extract of Radium. | ||
File:Judge Havelock With Glass.jpg|link=Judge Havelock With Glass|1999: ''[[Judge Havelock With Glass]]'' is "a reasonably accurate depiction of events as I experienced them," according to mathematician and alleged immortal [[John Havelock]]. | File:Judge Havelock With Glass.jpg|link=Judge Havelock With Glass|1999: ''[[Judge Havelock With Glass]]'' is "a reasonably accurate depiction of events as I experienced them," according to mathematician and alleged immortal [[John Havelock]]. | ||
File:Baron Zersetzung.jpg|link=Baron Zersetzung|1974: Information management specialist and alleged crime boss [[Baron Zersetzung]] donates several hundred terabytes of recycled Extract of Radium to food shelves and internet cafes across the United States. | File:Baron Zersetzung.jpg|link=Baron Zersetzung|1974: Information management specialist and alleged crime boss [[Baron Zersetzung]] donates several hundred terabytes of recycled Extract of Radium to food shelves and internet cafes across the United States. | ||
File:Phagey the Extract of Radium mascot.png|link=Extract of Radium|April 13, 1952: [[Extract of Radium]] opens state-of-the-art nightclub in Langley, Virginia. The signature cocktail, known as an MKUltra, is made of equal parts Extract of Radium and [[Clandestiphrine]] with a twist of [[Malvoleum]]. | File:Phagey the Extract of Radium mascot.png|link=Extract of Radium|April 13, 1952: [[Extract of Radium]] opens state-of-the-art nightclub in Langley, Virginia. The signature cocktail, known as an MKUltra, is made of equal parts Extract of Radium and [[Clandestiphrine]] with a twist of [[Malvoleum]]. | ||
File:Radium Jane.jpg|link=Radium Jane|[[Radium Jane]] wins contract to distribute Extract of Radium in the western United States, 1860 through 1900. | File:Radium Jane.jpg|link=Radium Jane|[[Radium Jane]] wins contract to distribute Extract of Radium in the western United States, 1860 through 1900. | ||
File:Brion Gysin scrying engine Dreamachine.jpg|link=Brion Gysin|Performance artist and crime-fighter [[Brion Gysin]] uses hand-held [[scrying engine]] to detect and expose Extract of Radium marketing campaign. | File:Brion Gysin scrying engine Dreamachine.jpg|link=Brion Gysin|Performance artist and crime-fighter [[Brion Gysin]] uses hand-held [[scrying engine]] to detect and expose Extract of Radium marketing campaign. | ||
File:Mispent Youth.jpg|link=Mispent Youth|[[Mispent Youth]] tastes even better with double shot of [[Methylphenidate (nonfiction)|methylphenidate]]. | File:Mispent Youth.jpg|link=Mispent Youth|[[Mispent Youth]] tastes even better with double shot of [[Methylphenidate (nonfiction)|methylphenidate]]. | ||
File:Curie and radium by Castaigne.jpg|M. and Mme. Curie reverse engineering Extract of Radium. | File:Curie and radium by Castaigne.jpg|M. and Mme. Curie reverse engineering Extract of Radium. | ||
File:Orgasmatron from Sleeper.png|link=Artificial hedonism (nonfiction)|Tiny [[Spacecraft (nonfiction)|spacecraft]] with [[Artificial hedonism (nonfiction)|alien "Happy Ending" software]] converts human sweat into Extract of Radium. | File:Orgasmatron from Sleeper.png|link=Artificial hedonism (nonfiction)|Tiny [[Spacecraft (nonfiction)|spacecraft]] with [[Artificial hedonism (nonfiction)|alien "Happy Ending" software]] converts human sweat into Extract of Radium. | ||
File:Wumpuss-compass.jpg|link=Wumpus-compass|[[Wumpus-compass]] syndrome linked to Extract of Radium binge. | File:Wumpuss-compass.jpg|link=Wumpus-compass|[[Wumpus-compass]] syndrome linked to Extract of Radium binge. | ||
File:Radium_bazin_apéritif_riche.jpg|''Radium Bazin'' poster infused with Extract of Radium, gets new lease on life. | File:Radium_bazin_apéritif_riche.jpg|''Radium Bazin'' poster infused with Extract of Radium, gets new lease on life. | ||
File:Phantomtollbooth.PNG|link=The Phantom Tollbooth (nonfiction)|Before his appearance in [[The Phantom Tollbooth]], Tock the Clock Dog endorsed Extract of Radium in order to qualify for [[Who Wants to Be a Chronometer?]]. | File:Phantomtollbooth.PNG|link=The Phantom Tollbooth (nonfiction)|Before his appearance in [[The Phantom Tollbooth]], Tock the Clock Dog endorsed Extract of Radium in order to qualify for [[Who Wants to Be a Chronometer?]]. | ||
File:Humans Love It.png|link=Humans Love It!|Extract of Radium: [[Humans Love It!]]. | File:Humans Love It.png|link=Humans Love It!|Extract of Radium: [[Humans Love It!]]. | ||
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Revision as of 09:01, 6 March 2021
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Extract of Radium is the only true extract of radium.
Extract of Radium is available as a beverage and as downloadable software.
Extract of Radium is widely believed to be the product of an organized criminal chemistry syndicate.
In the News
Phagey, the Extract of Radium mascot.
2018: Steganographic analysis of Two Bugs Fighting unexpectedly releases self-replicating computer virus which spontaneously generates Extract of Radium.
1999: Judge Havelock With Glass is "a reasonably accurate depiction of events as I experienced them," according to mathematician and alleged immortal John Havelock.
1974: Information management specialist and alleged crime boss Baron Zersetzung donates several hundred terabytes of recycled Extract of Radium to food shelves and internet cafes across the United States.
April 13, 1952: Extract of Radium opens state-of-the-art nightclub in Langley, Virginia. The signature cocktail, known as an MKUltra, is made of equal parts Extract of Radium and Clandestiphrine with a twist of Malvoleum.
Radium Jane wins contract to distribute Extract of Radium in the western United States, 1860 through 1900.
Performance artist and crime-fighter Brion Gysin uses hand-held scrying engine to detect and expose Extract of Radium marketing campaign.
Mispent Youth tastes even better with double shot of methylphenidate.
M. and Mme. Curie reverse engineering Extract of Radium.
Tiny spacecraft with alien "Happy Ending" software converts human sweat into Extract of Radium.
Wumpus-compass syndrome linked to Extract of Radium binge.
Radium Bazin poster infused with Extract of Radium, gets new lease on life.
Before his appearance in The Phantom Tollbooth, Tock the Clock Dog endorsed Extract of Radium in order to qualify for Who Wants to Be a Chronometer?.
Extract of Radium: Humans Love It!.
Fiction cross-reference
- Brainiac
- Conius Maculatus
- Crimes against chemistry
- Croesus Management
- Doctor Dead
- Euphoriolanus
- Green Lantern Acres
- Humans love it!
- Like a marble in a Codd-neck Klein bottle
- Metachondria - excessive congregation of metachondria has been reported to spontaneously generate Extract of Radium, precipitating scrimshaw abuse.
- Perpetual Sunshine for the Living Dead - a cocktail made from equal parts of Extract of Radium and rum and garnished with a splash of one or more hallucinogenic drugs, typically mescaline. It was manufactured from 1918 to 1928 by the House of Malevecchio, which during those years held exclusive distribution rights for Extract of Radium in the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
- Pi disaster
- Radium Squeezer
- Scrimshaw abuse
- Super-Curie
- Stateless Protocol (perfume)
- Sweet, sweet crude oil
- Sympathy for the Devil for Peace
- Toffoli Rad
- Transdimensional corporation
- Traversal a plugin for Extract of Radium which allows the user to traverse back and forth within timelines, usually within a fixed time limit
- Turpentine Delight
- Tyler Tork
- Who Wants to Be a Chronometer?
Nonfiction cross-reference
- Amazon (company) (nonfiction) - one of the models for Extract of Radium ... "We Put the Extract Into Extractive Industries!"
- Extract of Radium (nonfiction)
- No True Scotsman (nonfiction)
- Radium (nonfiction)
- Sweet crude oil (nonfiction)
- Wealth Counter-Redistribution (nonfiction)