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File:Fugitive Rubies and hand x-ray.jpg|link=Evil bit (nonfiction)|August 21, 2018: Traces of [[Evil bit (nonfiction)|evil bits]] found in "at least half" all consumer-grade [[Sweet, sweet crude oil]]. | File:Fugitive Rubies and hand x-ray.jpg|link=Evil bit (nonfiction)|August 21, 2018: Traces of [[Evil bit (nonfiction)|evil bits]] found in "at least half" all consumer-grade [[Sweet, sweet crude oil]]. | ||
File:Sweet, sweet crude oil.jpg|link=Sweet, sweet crude oil|August 20, 2018: Rogue military chemist tell reporters that [[Sweet, sweet crude oil]] is "mostly ordinary crude oil and [[Extract of Radium]], with traces of [[Evil bit (nonfiction)|evil bits]] and God knows what else." | File:Sweet, sweet crude oil.jpg|link=Sweet, sweet crude oil|August 20, 2018: Rogue military chemist tell reporters that [[Sweet, sweet crude oil]] is "mostly ordinary crude oil and [[Extract of Radium]], with traces of [[Evil bit (nonfiction)|evil bits]] and God knows what else." | ||
File:Phagey the Extract of Radium mascot.png|link=Extract of Radium|April 13, 1952: [[Extract of Radium]] opens state-of-the-art nightclub in Langley, Virginia. The signature cocktail, known as an MKUltra, is made of equal parts [[Extract of Radium]] and [[Clandestiphrine]] with a twist of Malvoleum. | |||
File:Vilfredo Pareto 1870s.jpg|link=Vilfredo Pareto (nonfiction)|August 18, 1909: Engineer, sociologist, economist, and crime analyst [[Vilfredo Pareto (nonfiction)|Vilfredo Pareto]] publishes new wealth distribution model which uses [[Gnomon algorithm]] techniques to detect and locate the alleged exotic materials known as [[Corinthium]] and Malvoleum. | File:Vilfredo Pareto 1870s.jpg|link=Vilfredo Pareto (nonfiction)|August 18, 1909: Engineer, sociologist, economist, and crime analyst [[Vilfredo Pareto (nonfiction)|Vilfredo Pareto]] publishes new wealth distribution model which uses [[Gnomon algorithm]] techniques to detect and locate the alleged exotic materials known as [[Corinthium]] and Malvoleum. | ||
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Latest revision as of 19:13, 12 November 2018
Malvoleum is an evil grease derived from Sweet, sweet crude oil.
In the News
August 21, 2018: Traces of evil bits found in "at least half" all consumer-grade Sweet, sweet crude oil.
August 20, 2018: Rogue military chemist tell reporters that Sweet, sweet crude oil is "mostly ordinary crude oil and Extract of Radium, with traces of evil bits and God knows what else."
April 13, 1952: Extract of Radium opens state-of-the-art nightclub in Langley, Virginia. The signature cocktail, known as an MKUltra, is made of equal parts Extract of Radium and Clandestiphrine with a twist of Malvoleum.
August 18, 1909: Engineer, sociologist, economist, and crime analyst Vilfredo Pareto publishes new wealth distribution model which uses Gnomon algorithm techniques to detect and locate the alleged exotic materials known as Corinthium and Malvoleum.
Fiction cross-reference
Nonfiction cross-reference
- Evil bit (nonfiction) - may be lubricated with Malvoleum for extra malice.