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File:GROK.jpg|link=GROK|'''[[GROK]]''' is a urine-flavored soft drink made from illegal mathematical functions. | |||
File:The Eyebrows Incident - A Bottle Too Far.jpg|link=The Eyebrows Incident|"'''[[The Eyebrows Incident]]'''" is one of the "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series ''Star Trek''. | File:The Eyebrows Incident - A Bottle Too Far.jpg|link=The Eyebrows Incident|"'''[[The Eyebrows Incident]]'''" is one of the "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series ''Star Trek''. | ||
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* [[Irish Spring Fresca]] | * [[Irish Spring Fresca]] | ||
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Revision as of 20:46, 16 December 2023
F5 is an artificial beverage derived from illegal mathematical functions.
Tagline
- F5. When F1 through F4 are not enough.
- Unlimited Refreshment.
Rat Council of 1508 Memo
T: @WaitItsKim
F: #APTO #MCU Math Crimes Unit
Re: Rat Council 1508 probably (93%) brews & distributes F5
My superiors have ordered me to accelerate evolution of rat gang intelligence, advancing your plan to destroy #APTO by approximately 37 seconds
See Math Crimes Unit War Diary (13 September 2022).
APTO Field agent report
"I hear it's quite refreshing. 😋😉😁😇"
Oh, F5 is *anything you need it to be* ... until the warranty expires, or a zero-day exploit emerges ... then the manufacturer recalls your sensory experiences for court-ordered medical upgrades, at your expense.
- Post @ Twitter (13 September 2022)
In the News
GROK is a urine-flavored soft drink made from illegal mathematical functions.
"The Eyebrows Incident" is one of the "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series Star Trek.
Irish Spring Fresca is a variety the soft drink Fresca which contains up to 2% Irish Spring soap.
Seven Bridges of Königsberg is a brand of mathematical rum.
Simply Slugs is a brand of beverages made primarily from slugs.
Steeping Beauty is a classic fairy tale about a princess who is cursed by an evil fairy to sleep until a cup of tea is fully steeped.
Goodbye, Mr. Pibb is a 1969 soft drink comedy film starring Peter O'Toole, Petula Clark, and Dr. Pepper.
Kidney Tea is a brand of tea made from human kidneys.
Now Playing — F5
Up Next — Steeping Beauty
Fiction cross-reference
- Crimes against mathematical constants
- The Eyebrows Incident
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Goodbye, Mr. Pibb
- GROK
- Irish Spring Fresca
- Kidney Tea
- Math Crimes Unit War Diary (13 September 2022)
- Now Playing (F5)
- Seven Bridges of Königsberg
- Simply Slugs
- Steeping Beauty
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Drink @ Wikipedia
Social media
- Post @ Twitter (9 February 2022)
- Post @ Twitter (1 November 2021) - "F5. When F1 through F4 are not enough."
- Post @ Twitter (18 October 2021) - "Of all keys on the keyboard, I find F5 to be the most refreshing"