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File:Superintelligent rats, lithiated 7-Up, and F5.jpg|link=Math Crimes Unit War Diary (13 September 2022)|[[Math Crimes Unit War Diary (13 September 2022)|APTO Math Crimes Unit War Diary''' for '''13 September 2022''']]. | File:Superintelligent rats, lithiated 7-Up, and F5.jpg|link=Math Crimes Unit War Diary (13 September 2022)|[[Math Crimes Unit War Diary (13 September 2022)|APTO Math Crimes Unit War Diary''' for '''13 September 2022''']]. | ||
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* [[Now Playing (F5)]] | * [[Now Playing (F5)]] | ||
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* [[Simply Slugs]] | * [[Simply Slugs]] | ||
* ''[[Steeping Beauty]]'' | * ''[[Steeping Beauty]]'' | ||
Revision as of 09:13, 30 October 2022
F5 is an artificial beverage derived from illegal mathematical functions.
Tagline
"F5. When F1 through F4 are not enough."
Rat Council of 1508 Memo
T: @WaitItsKim
F: #APTO #MCU Math Crimes Unit
Re: Rat Council 1508 probably (93%) brews & distributes F5
My superiors have ordered me to accelerate evolution of rat gang intelligence, advancing your plan to destroy #APTO by approximately 37 seconds
See Math Crimes Unit War Diary (13 September 2022).
APTO Field agent report
"I hear it's quite refreshing. 😋😉😁😇"
Oh, F5 is *anything you need it to be* ... until the warranty expires, or a zero-day exploit emerges ... then the manufacturer recalls your sensory experiences for court-ordered medical upgrades, at your expense.
- Post @ Twitter (13 September 2022)
In the News
Seven Bridges of Königsberg is a brand of mathematical rum.
Simply Slugs is a brand of beverages made primarily from slugs.
Steeping Beauty is a classic fairy tale about a princess who is cursed by an evil fairy to sleep until a cup of tea is fully steeped.
Goodbye, Mr. Pibb is a 1969 soft drink comedy film starring Peter O'Toole, Petula Clark, and Dr. Pepper.
Kidney Tea is a brand of tea made from human kidneys.
Now Playing — F5
Up Next — Steeping Beauty
Fiction cross-reference
- Crimes against mathematical constants
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Goodbye, Mr. Pibb
- Kidney Tea
- Math Crimes Unit War Diary (13 September 2022)
- Now Playing (F5)
- Seven Bridges of Königsberg
- Simply Slugs
- Steeping Beauty
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Post @ Twitter (9 February 2022)
- Post @ Twitter (1 November 2021) - "F5. When F1 through F4 are not enough."
- Post @ Twitter (18 October 2021) - "Of all keys on the keyboard, I find F5 to be the most refreshing"