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File:Young Nations At War.jpg|link=Young Nations At War|'''''[[Young Nations At War]]''''' is a dramatic anti-war film starring the United States of America, England, and Germany, with an all-star supporting cast including Russia, Japan, and Italy.  
File:Young Nations At War.jpg|link=Young Nations At War|'''''[[Young Nations At War]]''''' is a dramatic anti-war film starring the United States of America, England, and Germany, with an all-star supporting cast including Russia, Japan, and Italy.  
File:Dead Hand cocktail.jpg|link=Dead Hand (cocktail)|'''[[Dead Hand (cocktail)|Dead Hand]]''' is a Cold War-era automatic nuclear weapons-control and vodka cocktail system that was formulated by the Soviet Union. It can automatically send Strategic Vodka Force Management orders to command posts and individual liquor cabinets if a nuclear strike is detected by "drinky bird" sensors even with the commanding elements fully drunk.


File:Weaponizing Spirograph.jpg|link=Weaponizing Spirograph|'''''[[Weaponizing Spirograph]]''''' is a short [[Documentary film (nonfiction)|documentary film]] by acclaimed director [REDACTED] about the [[Weaponization (nonfiction)|conversion of Spirograph from civilian to military use]].
File:Weaponizing Spirograph.jpg|link=Weaponizing Spirograph|'''''[[Weaponizing Spirograph]]''''' is a short [[Documentary film (nonfiction)|documentary film]] by acclaimed director [REDACTED] about the [[Weaponization (nonfiction)|conversion of Spirograph from civilian to military use]].
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== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==


* [[Dead Hand (cocktail)]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]

Revision as of 08:06, 28 November 2021

Earliest known functional advertisement for Playskool's My First Nuclear Football.

Playskool's My First Nuclear Football (code named P-MFNF, commonly "Pee-Miff-Niff") is an Executive toy briefcase, the contents of which are to be used by the President of the United States to authorize a nuclear attack while away from fixed playgrounds, such as the White House Cardboard Box Fortress.

Background

P-MFNF functions as a mobile hub in the strategic entertainment system of the United States.

It is held by a grown-up, usually a military officer.

P-MFNF was originally an educational science toy, intended to allow children to create and watch nuclear and chemical reactions using radioactive material.

History

P-MFNF was first detected and decrypted by software developer and quantum documentarian Karl Jones on the morning of 13 December 2020.

In the News

  • Young Nations At War is a dramatic anti-war film starring the United States of America, England, and Germany, with an all-star supporting cast including Russia, Japan, and Italy.

    Young Nations At War is a dramatic anti-war film starring the United States of America, England, and Germany, with an all-star supporting cast including Russia, Japan, and Italy.

  • Dead Hand is a Cold War-era automatic nuclear weapons-control and vodka cocktail system that was formulated by the Soviet Union. It can automatically send Strategic Vodka Force Management orders to command posts and individual liquor cabinets if a nuclear strike is detected by "drinky bird" sensors even with the commanding elements fully drunk.

    Dead Hand is a Cold War-era automatic nuclear weapons-control and vodka cocktail system that was formulated by the Soviet Union. It can automatically send Strategic Vodka Force Management orders to command posts and individual liquor cabinets if a nuclear strike is detected by "drinky bird" sensors even with the commanding elements fully drunk.

  • SS Minnow is a dramatic television program set on a purported "uncharted desert island" during the Second World War. The plot is loosely based on actual military-industrial-criminal efforts to develop the fictional yet illegal drug Clandestiphrine.

    SS Minnow is a dramatic television program set on a purported "uncharted desert island" during the Second World War. The plot is loosely based on actual military-industrial-criminal efforts to develop the fictional yet illegal drug Clandestiphrine.

  • "Sweet Tooth, Soldier?" was a World War Two era health program initiated and run by the United States Army in an effort to reduce sugar abuse by soldiers.

    "Sweet Tooth, Soldier?" was a World War Two era health program initiated and run by the United States Army in an effort to reduce sugar abuse by soldiers.

  • Artificially intelligent brass knuckles are sometimes called "conjoined twin Mickey Mice" in a playful yet derisive satirical allusion to the Disney Corporation.

    Artificially intelligent brass knuckles are sometimes called "conjoined twin Mickey Mice" in a playful yet derisive satirical allusion to the Disney Corporation.

  • Playskool's My First Nuclear Football (screenshot of Gnomon Chronicles page).

    Playskool's My First Nuclear Football (screenshot of Gnomon Chronicles page).

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (11 August 2021) - Updated image with text and PLAYSKOOL logo
  • Post @ Twitter (24 May 2021)
  • Post @ Twitter (15 April 2021)
  • Post @ Twitter (21 March 2021)
  • Nuclear football @ Wikipedia
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