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[[File:Halobaena_caerulea_in_flight_-_SE_Tasmania.jpg|thumb|Blue petrel scouting for prohibited [[stomach oil (nonfiction)|stomach oil]] tankers.]]'''Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels''' ('''SOEP''') is an interspecies organization of 13 [[stomach oil (nonfiction)|stomach oil]]-exporting varieties of [[petrel (nonfiction)|petrel]]. | [[File:Halobaena_caerulea_in_flight_-_SE_Tasmania.jpg|thumb|Blue petrel SOEP peacekeeper scouting for prohibited [[stomach oil (nonfiction)|stomach oil]] tankers.]]'''Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels''' ('''SOEP''') is an interspecies organization of 13 [[stomach oil (nonfiction)|stomach oil]]-exporting varieties of [[petrel (nonfiction)|petrel]]. | ||
The 13 varieties of petrel account for 40 percent of global [[stomach oil (nonfiction)|stomach oil]] and 73 percent of the world's "proven" [[stomach oil (nonfiction)|stomach oil]] capability, making SOEP a major influence on global [[stomach oil (nonfiction)|stomach oil]] prices. | The 13 varieties of petrel account for 40 percent of global [[stomach oil (nonfiction)|stomach oil]] and 73 percent of the world's "proven" [[stomach oil (nonfiction)|stomach oil]] capability, making SOEP a major influence on global [[stomach oil (nonfiction)|stomach oil]] prices. | ||
Revision as of 02:26, 25 April 2021
Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels (SOEP) is an interspecies organization of 13 stomach oil-exporting varieties of petrel.
The 13 varieties of petrel account for 40 percent of global stomach oil and 73 percent of the world's "proven" stomach oil capability, making SOEP a major influence on global stomach oil prices.
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