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File:Galileo Galilei.jpg|link=Galileo Galilei, Crime Fighter|1607: Physicist, inventor, and crime-fighter [[Galileo Galilei]] uses [[Gnomon algorithm functions]] to detect and counteract [[geometry solvent]].
File:Blue Flower.jpg|link=Blue Flower (nonfiction)|2016: Signed first edition of ''[[Blue Flower (nonfiction)|Blue Flower]]'' stolen from the private home of "a celebrity mathematician in [[New Minneapolis, Canada]]" by agents of the [[House of Malevecchio]].
File:I Am the Two Bears.jpg|link=I Am the Two Bears|Steganographic analysis of "[[I Am the Two Bears]]" using techniques from [[high-energy literature]] unexpectedly generates first-order theological satire.
File:Do_Not_Tease_Monster_by_Karl_Jones_800x600.jpg|link=Do Not Tease Monster (nonfiction)|''[[Do Not Tease Monster]]''.
File:Do_Not_Tease_Monster_by_Karl_Jones_800x600.jpg|link=Do Not Tease Monster (nonfiction)|''[[Do Not Tease Monster]]''.


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File:Do_Not_Tease_Monster_by_Karl_Jones_800x600.jpg|link=Do Not Tease Monster (nonfiction)|''[[Do Not Tease Monster]]''.
File:Do_Not_Tease_Monster_by_Karl_Jones_800x600.jpg|link=Do Not Tease Monster (nonfiction)|''[[Do Not Tease Monster]]''.


File:Karl Jones Halloween 2009.jpg|link=Demon (nonfiction)|link=Demon (nonfiction)|Karl Jones in [[Demon (nonfiction)|demon]] costume, Halloween 2009.
File:Alderaan Croutons.jpg|link=Alderaan Croutons|[[Alderaan Croutons]].


File:Angry_Feller.jpg|link=Angry Feller (nonfiction)|Steganographic analysis of ''[[Angry Feller (nonfiction)|Angry Feller]]'' unexpectedly reveals "at least a megabyte of plaintext data, mostly unsent letters to the editor in the 'You kids get off my lawn' category."
File:Unexpected Moscow Visitor.jpg|link=Unexpected Moscow Visitor|''[[Unexpected Moscow Visitor]]'' unexpectedly visits Moscow.


File:Brer_Rabbit_and_Tar_Baby_9000_small.png|link=Tar-Baby 9000|[[Tar-Baby 9000]] uploading Turpentine delight into Brer Rabbit, as an experiment in reverse [[Artificial hedonism (nonfiction)|artificial hedonism]].
File:Brer_Rabbit_and_Tar_Baby_9000_small.png|link=Tar-Baby 9000|[[Tar-Baby 9000]] uploading Turpentine delight into Brer Rabbit, as an experiment in reverse [[Artificial hedonism (nonfiction)|artificial hedonism]].
File:Angry_Feller.jpg|link=Angry Feller (nonfiction)|Steganographic analysis of ''[[Angry Feller (nonfiction)|Angry Feller]]'' unexpectedly reveals "at least a megabyte of plaintext data, mostly unsent letters to the editor in the 'You kids get off my lawn' category."


File:Red-Limned Sea Quetzalcoatl.jpg|link=Sea Quetzalcoatl|Routine experiment in high-energy marine taxonomy unexpectedly generates a flock of non-Euclidean [[Sea Quetzalcoatl]].
File:Red-Limned Sea Quetzalcoatl.jpg|link=Sea Quetzalcoatl|Routine experiment in high-energy marine taxonomy unexpectedly generates a flock of non-Euclidean [[Sea Quetzalcoatl]].


File:Pika-computational-activity.jpg|link=The Pika|New study suggests that [[The Pika]] draws its computational powers a "dark computational source".
File:Pika-computational-activity.jpg|link=The Pika|New study suggests that [[The Pika]] draws its computational powers a "dark computational source".
File:Tunguska-Preservation-TV.jpg|link=Tunguska Event Preservation Society|1946: [[Tunguska Event Preservation Society]] pledge drive meets goal, raises enough computational power to re-create the [[Tunguska event (nonfiction)|original event]].


File:Grievous Mitochondria pleasure barge.jpg|link=Grievous Mitochondria|[[Grievous Mitochondria]] pleasure barge sells at auction for over three point seven levels of Kolmogorov complexity.
File:Grievous Mitochondria pleasure barge.jpg|link=Grievous Mitochondria|[[Grievous Mitochondria]] pleasure barge sells at auction for over three point seven levels of Kolmogorov complexity.


File:Nysa on Maeander Library Upgrade.jpg|link=Nysa on the Maeander|[[Nysa on the Maeander]] offers to host a series of [[Interview with the Colossus of Rhodes|interviews with the Colossus of Rhodes]].
File:Blood_color_palette.svg|Hierarchy of the [[The Rubrics|Rubric]] sub-tribes.
 
File:Tunguska-Preservation-TV.jpg|link=Tunguska Event Preservation Society|1946: [[Tunguska Event Preservation Society]] pledge drive meets goal, raises enough computational power to re-create the [[Tunguska event (nonfiction)|original event]].


File:Red-Charter.jpg|link=Rubrics|Although badly faded, this medieval manuscript (the so-called "Red Charter") suggests that rogue members of the medieval [[The Rubrics|Rubrics Gang]] were involved in the blood sacrifice of [[H. P. Lovecraft]].
File:Red-Charter.jpg|link=Rubrics|Although badly faded, this medieval manuscript (the so-called "Red Charter") suggests that rogue members of the medieval [[The Rubrics|Rubrics Gang]] were involved in the blood sacrifice of [[H. P. Lovecraft]].
File:Blood_color_palette.svg|Hierarchy of the [[The Rubrics|Rubric]] sub-tribes.


File:John Venn computing diagram.jpg|link=John Venn (nonfiction)|1855: Set theorist and crime-fighter [[John Venn]] vows to fight [[Crimes against mathematical constants|crimes against set theory]].
File:John Venn computing diagram.jpg|link=John Venn (nonfiction)|1855: Set theorist and crime-fighter [[John Venn]] vows to fight [[Crimes against mathematical constants|crimes against set theory]].


File:Mandalorian Dog - Teasing Baby Yoda.jpg|link=The Mandalorian Dog|'''''[[The Mandalorian Dog]]''''' is a 1929/2020 Franco-Spanish silent surrealist short [[scrylmn]] by Spanish director Luis Buñuel and celebrity polymath Werner Herzog. Show here: the infamous "Teasing Baby Yoda" scene.
File:Mandalorian Dog - Teasing Baby Yoda.jpg|link=The Mandalorian Dog|'''''[[The Mandalorian Dog]]''''' is a 1929/2020 Franco-Spanish silent surrealist short [[scrylmn]] by Spanish director Luis Buñuel and celebrity polymath Werner Herzog. Show here: the infamous "Teasing Baby Yoda" scene.
File:Oil Pirates of the Caribbean.jpg|link=Indiana Jones Versus the Oil Pirates of the Caribbean|''[[Indiana Jones Versus the Oil Pirates of the Caribbean]]'' is an action-adventure film in the Indiana Jones franchise. Dennis Hopper plays a charismatic antihero who discovers the so-called "Peak Jones" effect, when the world has more Indiana Jones films that it can sustain.
File:Deacon Billy.jpg|link=Deacon Billy|''[[Deacon Billy]]'' is a proposed film in which actor Dennis Hopper will play Deacon Billy, a Merchant Marine captain who trades his ship and crew for the last motorcycle on Earth.


File:GILLIGAN'S ISLAND - page from script stamped SS MINNOW.png|link=SS Minnow (TV series)|Page from ''[[SS Minnow (TV series)|SS Minnow]]'' script showing the "SS MINNOW" stamp.
File:GILLIGAN'S ISLAND - page from script stamped SS MINNOW.png|link=SS Minnow (TV series)|Page from ''[[SS Minnow (TV series)|SS Minnow]]'' script showing the "SS MINNOW" stamp.


File:SS MINNOW pitch.jpg|link=SS Minnow (TV series)|''[[SS Minnow (TV series)|SS Minnow]]'' is a dramatic television program set on a purported "uncharted desert island" during the Second World War. The plot is loosely based on actual military-industrial-criminal efforts to develop the [[Fictional yet illegal|fictional yet illegal]] drug [[Clandestiphrine]].
File:SS MINNOW pitch.jpg|link=SS Minnow (TV series)|''[[SS Minnow (TV series)|SS Minnow]]'' is a dramatic television program set on a purported "uncharted desert island" during the Second World War. The plot is loosely based on actual military-industrial efforts to develop the [[Fictional yet illegal|fictional yet illegal]] drug [[Clandestiphrine]].
 
File:Cretaceous Office Supplies 2.png|link=Cretaceous Office Supplies|[[Cretaceous Office Supplies]] is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides office supplies and associated support services to the Cretaceous period (the longest geological period of the entire Phanerozoic).


File:Baby_Sarlacc_advertisement.jpg|link=Baby Sarlacc|Advertisement for [[Baby Sarlacc]].
File:Baby_Sarlacc_advertisement.jpg|link=Baby Sarlacc|Advertisement for [[Baby Sarlacc]].


File:Health_Minister_spongiform_encephalopathy_infographic.jpg|link=Health Minister spongiform encephalopathy|[[Health Minister spongiform encephalopathy]] infographic.
File:Cretaceous Office Supplies 2.png|link=Cretaceous Office Supplies|[[Cretaceous Office Supplies]] is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides office supplies and associated support services to the Cretaceous period (the longest geological period of the entire Phanerozoic).


File:Scrying_Engine_with_CCRU_Spinal_Module.png|link=CCRU scrying engine module|Typical 1922-era scrying engine with [[CCRU scrying engine module|CCRU Module]], visualizing the CCRU Spinal Diagram.
File:Scrying_Engine_with_CCRU_Spinal_Module.png|link=CCRU scrying engine module|Typical 1922-era scrying engine with [[CCRU scrying engine module|CCRU Module]], visualizing the CCRU Spinal Diagram.
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File:Did you step on a butterfly in Texas during a tornado.jpg|link=Did you step on a butterfly in Texas during a tornado while watching Jurassic Park in Brazil under the influence of JJ-180?|"[[Did you step on a butterfly in Texas during a tornado while watching Jurassic Park in Brazil under the influence of JJ-180?]]"
File:Did you step on a butterfly in Texas during a tornado.jpg|link=Did you step on a butterfly in Texas during a tornado while watching Jurassic Park in Brazil under the influence of JJ-180?|"[[Did you step on a butterfly in Texas during a tornado while watching Jurassic Park in Brazil under the influence of JJ-180?]]"
File:High and Monstrous - downloadable breakfast treats.jpg|link=High and Monstrous|[[High and Monstrous]] downloadable breakfast treats version 1.0, now with Overstimulated Adrenal Gland Garnish — !


File:The Terroir.jpg|link=The Terroir (novel)|''[[The Terroir (novel)|The Terroir]]'' is a 2007 novel by Mason S. Minds which tells a fictionalized account of Captain Sir John Franklin's search for the fabled Northwest Vineyards. Plagued by starvation, illness, and cheap merlot, Franklin and his men are stalked across the bleak Arctic landscape by the Phylloxerum, a supernaturally cold-resistant swarm of vine-eating parasites.
File:The Terroir.jpg|link=The Terroir (novel)|''[[The Terroir (novel)|The Terroir]]'' is a 2007 novel by Mason S. Minds which tells a fictionalized account of Captain Sir John Franklin's search for the fabled Northwest Vineyards. Plagued by starvation, illness, and cheap merlot, Franklin and his men are stalked across the bleak Arctic landscape by the Phylloxerum, a supernaturally cold-resistant swarm of vine-eating parasites.
File:High and Monstrous - downloadable breakfast treats.jpg|link=High and Monstrous|[[High and Monstrous]] downloadable breakfast treats version 1.0, now with Overstimulated Adrenal Gland Garnish — !


File:Higher State (1990 film).jpg|link=The way the sixties are going|"[[The way the sixties are going|The way the Sixties are going]], the Fifties are going the make the Forties feel like the Thirties!"
File:Higher State (1990 film).jpg|link=The way the sixties are going|"[[The way the sixties are going|The way the Sixties are going]], the Fifties are going the make the Forties feel like the Thirties!"
File:Thing head and Beholder.jpg|link=Thing head and beholder theory|The '''[[Thing head and beholder theory]]''' posits that the walking Thing head from John Carpenter's film ''The Thing'' is a juvenile form of the Beholder from [[Dungeons & Dragons (nonfiction)|Dungeons & Dragons]].


File:The Horn-Swoggling of Pelham One-Two-Three.jpg|link=The Horn-Swoggling of Pelham One Two Three|''[[The Horn-Swoggling of Pelham One Two Three]]'' is a 1974 American thriller film involving adult temper tantrums and irresponsible handgun discharge.
File:The Horn-Swoggling of Pelham One-Two-Three.jpg|link=The Horn-Swoggling of Pelham One Two Three|''[[The Horn-Swoggling of Pelham One Two Three]]'' is a 1974 American thriller film involving adult temper tantrums and irresponsible handgun discharge.


File:Tardigrade spacecraft aft berth.jpg|link=Tardigrade spacecraft|[[Tardigrade spacecraft]] are any of various types of spacecraft occupied by tardigrades. This image from the aft berth compartment shows a scan-view of a passenger in its characteristic "cabbage pod" space suit.
File:Tardigrade spacecraft aft berth.jpg|link=Tardigrade spacecraft|[[Tardigrade spacecraft]] are any of various types of spacecraft occupied by tardigrades. This image from the aft berth compartment shows a scan-view of a passenger in its characteristic "cabbage pod" space suit.
File:They_Live,_We_Eat.jpg|link=They Live, We Eat|Promotional art for ''[[They Live, We Eat]]'', a short documentary film about how restaurants specializing in alien cuisine are coping with business and xenobiological issues during the COVID-19 pandemic.


File:We Don't Need No Thought Control (They Live).jpg|link=They Live, We Study|''[[They Live, We Study]]'' is a documentary film about educational systems and the invasion of the planet Earth by mind-manipulating aliens.
File:We Don't Need No Thought Control (They Live).jpg|link=They Live, We Study|''[[They Live, We Study]]'' is a documentary film about educational systems and the invasion of the planet Earth by mind-manipulating aliens.


File:Playskool's My First DSM.jpg|link=Playskool's My First DSM|The [[Playskool's My First DSM|Playskool Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders]], better known as Playskool's My First DSM, is a children's publication for the classification of mental disorders using child-friendly language, simple shapes, and bright primary colors.
File:They_Live,_We_Eat.jpg|link=They Live, We Eat|Promotional art for ''[[They Live, We Eat]]'', a short documentary film about how restaurants specializing in alien cuisine are coping with business and xenobiological issues during the COVID-19 pandemic.


File:My Secret Dope Clerk Doses Up Your Eerie Foe.jpg|link=My Secret Dope Clerk Doses Up Your Eerie Foe|'''[[My Secret Dope Clerk Doses Up Your Eerie Foe]]''' is an ongoing real-time reality TV show starring "Dungeon Man Jack" (the incarnate shade of a long-dead Jack Nicholson). The show follows the lives and deaths of Dungeons and Dragons fans who challenge DM Jack for ownership of the [[Underlook Hotel]] in [[New Minneapolis, Canada]].
File:My Secret Dope Clerk Doses Up Your Eerie Foe.jpg|link=My Secret Dope Clerk Doses Up Your Eerie Foe|'''[[My Secret Dope Clerk Doses Up Your Eerie Foe]]''' is an ongoing real-time reality TV show starring "Dungeon Man Jack" (the incarnate shade of a long-dead Jack Nicholson). The show follows the lives and deaths of Dungeons and Dragons fans who challenge DM Jack for ownership of the [[Underlook Hotel]] in [[New Minneapolis, Canada]].
File:Vampire Welcome Mat - The Mat is a Generalization.jpg|link=The Mat is a Generalization|''[[The Mat is a Generalization]]'' is a computational performance program by the goth-influenced mathematical ensemble [[Vampire Welcome Mat]]. Math critic and known fabulist Karl Jones calls it "an extraordinary and heart-felt tribute to the general semantics of Alfred Korzybski."


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