F5

Earlist known poster for F5.

F5 is an artificial beverage derived from illegal mathematical functions.

Tagline

• F5. When F1 through F4 are not enough.
• Unlimited Refreshment.

Rat Council of 1508 Memo

T: @WaitItsKim
F: #APTO #MCU Math Crimes Unit
Re: Rat Council 1508 probably (93%) brews & distributes F5

My superiors have ordered me to accelerate evolution of rat gang intelligence, advancing your plan to destroy #APTO by approximately 37 seconds

See Math Crimes Unit War Diary (13 September 2022).

APTO Field agent report

"I hear it's quite refreshing. 😋😉😁😇"

Oh, F5 is *anything you need it to be* ... until the warranty expires, or a zero-day exploit emerges ... then the manufacturer recalls your sensory experiences for court-ordered medical upgrades, at your expense.

• Post @ Twitter (13 September 2022)

In the News

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  Steeping Beauty is a classic fairy tale about a princess who is cursed by an evil fairy to sleep until a cup of tea is fully steeped.

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  Goodbye, Mr. Pibb is a 1969 soft drink comedy film starring Peter O'Toole, Petula Clark, and Dr. Pepper.

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  Kidney Tea is a brand of tea made from human kidneys.

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Fiction cross-reference

• Crimes against mathematical constants
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Goodbye, Mr. Pibb
• Kidney Tea
• Math Crimes Unit War Diary (13 September 2022)
• Now Playing (F5)
• Seven Bridges of Königsberg
• Simply Slugs
• Steeping Beauty

External links

• Post @ Twitter (9 February 2022)
• Post @ Twitter (1 November 2021) - "F5. When F1 through F4 are not enough."

• Post @ Twitter (18 October 2021) - "Of all keys on the keyboard, I find F5 to be the most refreshing"