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File:Donnie Dartho.jpg|link=Donnie Dartho|'''''[[Donnie Dartho]]''''' a 2001 American science fiction psychological dance competition film about an emotionally troubled Jedi Knight who inadvertently wins the Sparkle Motion contest by sleepwalking.
File:The Invasion of Sodom and Gomorrah.jpg|link=The Invasion of Sodom and Gomorrah|'''''[[The Invasion of Sodom and Gomorrah]]''''' is an Old Testament science fiction film by Major Ninth based on the painting ''The Invasion of Sodom and Gomorrah'' by John Martin.
File:The Invasion of Sodom and Gomorrah.jpg|link=The Invasion of Sodom and Gomorrah|'''''[[The Invasion of Sodom and Gomorrah]]''''' is an Old Testament science fiction film by Major Ninth based on the painting ''The Invasion of Sodom and Gomorrah'' by John Martin.


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* [[Art Patrol]]
* [[Art Patrol]]
* ''[[Donnie Dartho]]''
* ''[[Gilligan's Matrix]]''
* ''[[Gilligan's Matrix]]''
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]

Revision as of 09:28, 3 February 2023

"Never try to teach Darth Vader to sing. It wastes your time and it annoys Lord Vader." (From The Many Vocal Instructors of Darth Vader.)

The Many Vocal Instructors of Darth Vader is a short instructional filmstrip about the thousands of vocal instructors who have lost their lives to Darth Vader over contract violations.

Advice

Never try to teach Darth Vader to sing.

It wastes your time, and it annoys Lord Vader.

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (11 October 2022)
  • Post @ Twitter (19 July 2021)
  • Post @ Twitter (27 August 2021)
  • Post @ Twitter (1 May 2021)