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File:Donnie Dartho.jpg|link=Donnie Dartho|'''''[[Donnie Dartho]]''''' a 2001 American science fiction psychological dance competition film about an emotionally troubled Jedi Knight who inadvertently wins the Sparkle Motion contest by sleepwalking.
File:The Ergodicity Strikes Back.jpg|link=The Ergodicity Strikes Back|'''''[[The Ergodicity Strikes Back]]''''' is a 1980 American epic mathematical space opera film directed by Irvin Kershner about the idea that a point of a moving system, either a dynamical system or a stochastic process, will eventually visit all parts of the space that the system moves in, in a uniform and random sense.
File:Darth Vader and the Quest for Love.jpg|link=Darth Vader and the Quest for Love|'''''[[Darth Vader and the Quest for Love]]''''' is a short autobiographical film by Darth Vader.
File:The Power of Nut-Brown Ale.jpg|link=The Power of Nut-Brown Ale|'''''[[The Power of Nut-Brown Ale]]''''' is a 1983 comedy science fiction drinking game film.
File:The Invasion of Sodom and Gomorrah.jpg|link=The Invasion of Sodom and Gomorrah|'''''[[The Invasion of Sodom and Gomorrah]]''''' is an Old Testament science fiction film by Major Ninth based on the painting ''The Invasion of Sodom and Gomorrah'' by John Martin.
File:The Invasion of Sodom and Gomorrah.jpg|link=The Invasion of Sodom and Gomorrah|'''''[[The Invasion of Sodom and Gomorrah]]''''' is an Old Testament science fiction film by Major Ninth based on the painting ''The Invasion of Sodom and Gomorrah'' by John Martin.


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* [[Art Patrol]]
* [[Art Patrol]]
* ''[[Darth Vader and the Quest for Love]]''
* ''[[Donnie Dartho]]''
* ''[[Gilligan's Matrix]]''
* ''[[Gilligan's Matrix]]''
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
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* ''[[Little Terminator]]''
* ''[[Little Terminator]]''
* ''[[Someone Left Richard Harris Out in the Rain]]''
* ''[[Someone Left Richard Harris Out in the Rain]]''
* ''[[The Ergodicity Strikes Back]]''
* ''[[The Invasion of Sodom and Gomorrah]]''
* ''[[The Invasion of Sodom and Gomorrah]]''
* ''[[The Power of Nut-Brown Ale]]''


== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
* [[Gnomon Chronicles (nonfiction)]]


== External links ==
== External links ==


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Latest revision as of 09:57, 29 August 2024

"Never try to teach Darth Vader to sing. It wastes your time and it annoys Lord Vader." (From The Many Vocal Instructors of Darth Vader.)

The Many Vocal Instructors of Darth Vader is a short instructional filmstrip about the thousands of vocal instructors who have lost their lives to Darth Vader over contract violations.

Advice

Never try to teach Darth Vader to sing.

It wastes your time, and it annoys Lord Vader.

In the News

  • Donnie Dartho a 2001 American science fiction psychological dance competition film about an emotionally troubled Jedi Knight who inadvertently wins the Sparkle Motion contest by sleepwalking.

    Donnie Dartho a 2001 American science fiction psychological dance competition film about an emotionally troubled Jedi Knight who inadvertently wins the Sparkle Motion contest by sleepwalking.

  • The Ergodicity Strikes Back is a 1980 American epic mathematical space opera film directed by Irvin Kershner about the idea that a point of a moving system, either a dynamical system or a stochastic process, will eventually visit all parts of the space that the system moves in, in a uniform and random sense.

    The Ergodicity Strikes Back is a 1980 American epic mathematical space opera film directed by Irvin Kershner about the idea that a point of a moving system, either a dynamical system or a stochastic process, will eventually visit all parts of the space that the system moves in, in a uniform and random sense.

  • Darth Vader and the Quest for Love is a short autobiographical film by Darth Vader.

    Darth Vader and the Quest for Love is a short autobiographical film by Darth Vader.

  • The Power of Nut-Brown Ale is a 1983 comedy science fiction drinking game film.

    The Power of Nut-Brown Ale is a 1983 comedy science fiction drinking game film.

  • The Invasion of Sodom and Gomorrah is an Old Testament science fiction film by Major Ninth based on the painting The Invasion of Sodom and Gomorrah by John Martin.

    The Invasion of Sodom and Gomorrah is an Old Testament science fiction film by Major Ninth based on the painting The Invasion of Sodom and Gomorrah by John Martin.

  • Someone Left Richard Harris Out in the Rain is a dramatic musical documentary film about actor-chef Richard Harris, whose search for a "rain-proof cake" in a non-existent "McArthur Park" leads him into doubt, paranoia, and ultimately madness.

    Someone Left Richard Harris Out in the Rain is a dramatic musical documentary film about actor-chef Richard Harris, whose search for a "rain-proof cake" in a non-existent "McArthur Park" leads him into doubt, paranoia, and ultimately madness.

  • Art Patrol is loose confederation of rebels who have devoted their memes to Star Wars confabulation.

    Art Patrol is loose confederation of rebels who have devoted their memes to Star Wars confabulation.

  • Little Terminator is a 1984 documentary memoir film by Arnold Schwarzenegger about his penis.

    Little Terminator is a 1984 documentary memoir film by Arnold Schwarzenegger about his penis.

  • Gilligan's Matrix is a science-fiction drama television series with follows the agonies of seven artificial intelligences as they attempt to survive on a simulated virtual desert island on which their data structures are corrupted.

    Gilligan's Matrix is a science-fiction drama television series with follows the agonies of seven artificial intelligences as they attempt to survive on a simulated virtual desert island on which their data structures are corrupted.

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

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  • Post @ Twitter (19 July 2021)
  • Post @ Twitter (27 August 2021)
  • Post @ Twitter (1 May 2021)


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