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[[File:Behind Closed Files - 19 May 2021 Tour poster.jpg|thumb|"Behind Closed Files" - 19 May 2021 Tour poster.]]"'''Behind Closed Files'''" is a song by | [[File:Behind Closed Files - 19 May 2021 Tour poster.jpg|thumb|"Behind Closed Files" - 19 May 2021 Tour poster.]]"'''Behind Closed Files'''" is a song by Carl Ashlar Lichen. | ||
== Lyrics == | |||
<blockquote> | |||
My money makes me smile<br> | My money makes me smile<br> | ||
Lord, don't it make me smile<br> | Lord, don't it make me smile<br> | ||
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Oh, no one knows<br> | Oh, no one knows<br> | ||
what goes on<br> | what goes on<br> | ||
behind closed | behind closed files | ||
</blockquote> | |||
—With apologies to [[Charlie Rich (nonfiction)]] | |||
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyoPaVxMyWY Behind Close Doors - Charlie Rich (live in concert] @ YouTube | |||
== Anagrams == | |||
Anagrams of Charles Allan Rich: | |||
* Carl Ashlar Lichen | |||
* Achilles Ranch Lar | |||
* I. Ranch Hell-Rascal | |||
* Cherish All Carnal | |||
* Harsh Lilac Lancer | |||
== In the News == | == In the News == | ||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
File:Compulsive Hatch Act Violation.jpg|link=Compulsive Hatch Act Violation|'''[[Compulsive Hatch Act Violation]]''' is a mental and behavioral disorder in which an individual feels the need to perform Hatch Act Violations repeatedly to relieve the distressed caused by the obsession. | |||
File:Win Jeff Epstein's Money.jpg|link=Win Jeff Epstein's Money|'''''[[Win Jeff Epstein's Money]]''''' is an American television horror game show in which contestants attempt to exorcise the restless ghost of alleged suicide Jeffrey Epstein for cash. | |||
File:Invasion of the Body Trumpers.jpg|link=Invasion of the Body Trumpers|'''''[[Invasion of the Body Trumpers]]''''' is a 2021 film about a twice-impeached American President who replaces GOP politicians with synthetic alien body-doubles. | |||
File:Voight Club.jpg|link=Voight Club|'''''[[Voight Club]]''''' is a 2021 documentary film about the relationship between actor Jon Voight and serial liar Donald Trump. | |||
File:Dune Insurrection.jpg|link=Dune Insurrection|'''''[[Dune Insurrection]]''''' is an American science fiction political thriller film about a plot by Baron Harkonnen (Donald Trump) to take control of the Empire. | |||
File:They_Live,_We_Vote.jpg|link=They Live, We Vote|'''''[[They Live, We Vote]]''''' is a 2021 American political horror documentary film written and directed by Vladimir Putin, based on the [REDACTED] short story "Eight O'Clock in Donald Trump's Bugged Hotel Suite in Moscow" by [REDACTED]. | |||
File:Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators.jpg|link=Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators|'''[[Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators]]''' is a simulated religious-political experience, combining elements of Disneyland, ''Mission: Impossible'', and the Republican Party. Shown here: Rehearsing for the "Just Say Epstein" skit at CPAC. | |||
File:The Shrug.jpg|link=The Shrug|'''''[[The Shrug]]''''' is a political-horror film starring Ted Cruz and Donald Corleone as twin surgeon-politicians who exchange facial muscles during floor debate, leading to frightening advances in surgical filibustering. | |||
File:Recomputed_Dad.jpg|link=Recomputed Dad|"'''[[Recomputed Dad]]'''"" is an anagram of "Duped Democrat". | |||
File:Golden Trump with American Flag Shorts and Magic Wand.jpg|link=Golden Trump with American Flag Shorts and Magic Wand|'''[[Golden Trump with American Flag Shorts and Magic Wand]]''' is a statue of Donald Trump.<br><br>[[I am not making this up (nonfiction)]]. | File:Golden Trump with American Flag Shorts and Magic Wand.jpg|link=Golden Trump with American Flag Shorts and Magic Wand|'''[[Golden Trump with American Flag Shorts and Magic Wand]]''' is a statue of Donald Trump.<br><br>[[I am not making this up (nonfiction)]]. | ||
File:The_Lady_is_a_Trump.jpg|link=The Lady is a Trump|"'''[[The Lady is a Trump]]'''" is a show tune from the off-broadway musical "We'll Always Have January 6". | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
== Fiction cross-reference == | == Fiction cross-reference == | ||
* [[Compulsive Hatch Act Violation]] | |||
* ''[[Dune Insurrection]]'' | |||
* [[Gnomon algorithm]] | * [[Gnomon algorithm]] | ||
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | * [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | ||
* [[Golden Trump with American Flag Shorts and Magic Wand]]. | |||
* [[Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators]] | |||
* [[Donald Trump]] | |||
* ''[[Invasion of the Body Trumpers]]'' | |||
* [[Recomputed Dad]] | |||
* [[The Lady is a Trump]] | |||
* ''[[They Live, We Vote]]'' | |||
* ''[[Voight Club]]'' | |||
* ''[[Win Jeff Epstein's Money]]'' | |||
== Nonfiction cross-reference == | == Nonfiction cross-reference == | ||
* [[Donald Trump (nonfiction) | * [[Donald Trump (nonfiction)]] | ||
== External links == | == External links == | ||
* [ Post] @ Twitter (19 May 2021) | * [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1395040794432651271 Post] @ Twitter (19 May 2021) | ||
* [ Post] @ Facebook (19 May 2021) | * [https://www.facebook.com/GnomonChronicles/posts/2891255200999119 Post] @ Facebook (19 May 2021) | ||
[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]] | ||
[[Category:Gambling (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Money (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Music (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Songs (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Donald Trump (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Songs]] | [[Category:Songs]] | ||
Latest revision as of 15:22, 16 November 2023
"Behind Closed Files" is a song by Carl Ashlar Lichen.
Lyrics
My money makes me smile
Lord, don't it make me smile
It's never far away
Or too tired to say "I want you"
It's always my money
Just like money should be
And when I turn out the lights
It's still my money to meAnd when I get
behind Trump lawyers
And they shut my tax files down
And it makes me glad
that I'm a Trump
Oh, no one knows
what goes on
behind closed files
—With apologies to Charlie Rich (nonfiction)
Anagrams
Anagrams of Charles Allan Rich:
- Carl Ashlar Lichen
- Achilles Ranch Lar
- I. Ranch Hell-Rascal
- Cherish All Carnal
- Harsh Lilac Lancer
In the News
Compulsive Hatch Act Violation is a mental and behavioral disorder in which an individual feels the need to perform Hatch Act Violations repeatedly to relieve the distressed caused by the obsession.
Win Jeff Epstein's Money is an American television horror game show in which contestants attempt to exorcise the restless ghost of alleged suicide Jeffrey Epstein for cash.
Invasion of the Body Trumpers is a 2021 film about a twice-impeached American President who replaces GOP politicians with synthetic alien body-doubles.
Voight Club is a 2021 documentary film about the relationship between actor Jon Voight and serial liar Donald Trump.
Dune Insurrection is an American science fiction political thriller film about a plot by Baron Harkonnen (Donald Trump) to take control of the Empire.
![They Live, We Vote is a 2021 American political horror documentary film written and directed by Vladimir Putin, based on the [REDACTED] short story "Eight O'Clock in Donald Trump's Bugged Hotel Suite in Moscow" by [REDACTED].](/w/images/thumb/9/99/They_Live%2C_We_Vote.jpg/88px-They_Live%2C_We_Vote.jpg)
They Live, We Vote is a 2021 American political horror documentary film written and directed by Vladimir Putin, based on the [REDACTED] short story "Eight O'Clock in Donald Trump's Bugged Hotel Suite in Moscow" by [REDACTED].
Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators is a simulated religious-political experience, combining elements of Disneyland, Mission: Impossible, and the Republican Party. Shown here: Rehearsing for the "Just Say Epstein" skit at CPAC.
The Shrug is a political-horror film starring Ted Cruz and Donald Corleone as twin surgeon-politicians who exchange facial muscles during floor debate, leading to frightening advances in surgical filibustering.
"Recomputed Dad"" is an anagram of "Duped Democrat".
Golden Trump with American Flag Shorts and Magic Wand is a statue of Donald Trump.
I am not making this up (nonfiction).
"The Lady is a Trump" is a show tune from the off-broadway musical "We'll Always Have January 6".
Fiction cross-reference
- Compulsive Hatch Act Violation
- Dune Insurrection
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Golden Trump with American Flag Shorts and Magic Wand.
- Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators
- Donald Trump
- Invasion of the Body Trumpers
- Recomputed Dad
- The Lady is a Trump
- They Live, We Vote
- Voight Club
- Win Jeff Epstein's Money