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[[File:Playskool's My First Nuclear Football.jpg|thumb|Early concept art for Playskool's My First Nuclear Football.]]'''Playskool's My First Nuclear Football''' (code named '''P-MFNF''', "Pee-Miff-Niff") is an Executive toy briefcase, the contents of which are to be used by the President of the United States to authorize a nuclear attack while away from fixed playgrounds, such as the Cardboard Box Situation Fortress.  
[[File:Playskool's My First Nuclear Football.jpg|thumb|Earliest known functional advertisement for '''Playskool's My First Nuclear Football'''.]]'''Playskool's My First Nuclear Football''' (code named '''P-MFNF''', commonly "Pee-Miff-Niff") is an Executive toy briefcase, the contents of which are to be used by the President of the United States to authorize a nuclear attack while away from fixed playgrounds, such as the White House Cardboard Box Fortress.  


== Background ==
== Background ==
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P-MFNF functions as a mobile hub in the strategic entertainment system of the United States.
P-MFNF functions as a mobile hub in the strategic entertainment system of the United States.


It is held by an grown-up.
It is held by a grown-up, usually a military officer.


P-MFNF was original an educational science toy, intended to allow children to create and watch nuclear and chemical reactions using radioactive material.
P-MFNF was originally an educational science toy, intended to allow children to create and watch nuclear and chemical reactions using radioactive material.


== History ==
== History ==
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File:Damnation Alleython - banner.jpg|link=Damnation Alleython|'''[[Damnation Alleython]]''' is a special event that happens once a year during which Damnation Motors features once-in-a-lifetime offers on post-Apocalyptic vehicles and accessories.
File:Young Nations At War.jpg|link=Young Nations At War|'''''[[Young Nations At War]]''''' is a dramatic anti-war film starring the United States of America, England, and Germany, with an all-star supporting cast including Russia, Japan, and Italy.
File:Dead Hand cocktail.jpg|link=Dead Hand (cocktail)|'''[[Dead Hand (cocktail)|Dead Hand]]''' is a Cold War-era automatic nuclear weapons-control and vodka cocktail system that was formulated by the Soviet Union. It can automatically send Strategic Vodka Force Management orders to command posts and individual liquor cabinets if a nuclear strike is detected by "drinky bird" sensors even with the commanding elements fully drunk.
File:Weaponizing Spirograph.jpg|link=Weaponizing Spirograph|'''''[[Weaponizing Spirograph]]''''' is a short [[Documentary film (nonfiction)|documentary film]] by acclaimed director [REDACTED] about the [[Weaponization (nonfiction)|conversion of Spirograph from civilian to military use]].
File:SS MINNOW pitch.jpg|link=SS Minnow (TV series)|'''''[[SS Minnow (TV series)|SS Minnow]]''''' is a dramatic television program set on a purported "uncharted desert island" during the Second World War. The plot is loosely based on actual military-industrial-criminal efforts to develop the [[Fictional yet illegal|fictional yet illegal]] drug [[Clandestiphrine]].
File:Sweet tooth, soldier - She may be a bag of Skittles.jpg|link=Sweet Tooth, Soldier?|"'''[[Sweet Tooth, Soldier?]]'''" was a World War Two era health program initiated and run by the United States Army in an effort to reduce sugar abuse by soldiers.
File:Brass knuckles.jpg|link=Conjoined twin Mickey Mice|Artificially intelligent brass knuckles are sometimes called "'''[[conjoined twin Mickey Mice]]'''" in a playful yet derisive satirical allusion to the Disney Corporation.
File:Playskool's My First Nuclear Football (GC).png|'''[[Playskool's My First Nuclear Football]]''' (screenshot of Gnomon Chronicles page).
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== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==


* [[Damnation Alleython]]
* [[Dead Hand (cocktail)]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Playskool's My First DSM]]
* [[Playskool's My First DSM]]
* [[Scrimshaw abuse]]
* [[Scrimshaw abuse]]
* ''[[SS MINNOW]]''
* ''[[Sweet Tooth, Soldier?]]''
* ''[[Weaponizing Spirograph]]''
* ''[[Young Nations At War]]''


== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
* [[Manhattan Project (nonfiction)]]
* [[Weapon (nonfiction)]]


== External links ==
== External links ==
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_football Nuclear football] @ Wikipedia
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_football Nuclear football] @ Wikipedia


=== Social media ===
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1648147009851863040 Post] @ Twitter (17 April 2023)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1397002123389382658 Post] @ Twitter (24 May 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1382643014414258176 Post] @ Twitter (15 April 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1373611582484283398 Post] @ Twitter (21 March 2021)


[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Nuclear war (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Toys (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:War (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Weapons (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Crimes against physical constants]]
[[Category:Playskool]]
[[Category:Toys]]
[[Category:Toys]]

Latest revision as of 08:45, 18 July 2023

Earliest known functional advertisement for Playskool's My First Nuclear Football.

Playskool's My First Nuclear Football (code named P-MFNF, commonly "Pee-Miff-Niff") is an Executive toy briefcase, the contents of which are to be used by the President of the United States to authorize a nuclear attack while away from fixed playgrounds, such as the White House Cardboard Box Fortress.

Background

P-MFNF functions as a mobile hub in the strategic entertainment system of the United States.

It is held by a grown-up, usually a military officer.

P-MFNF was originally an educational science toy, intended to allow children to create and watch nuclear and chemical reactions using radioactive material.

History

P-MFNF was first detected and decrypted by software developer and quantum documentarian Karl Jones on the morning of 13 December 2020.

In the News

  • Damnation Alleython is a special event that happens once a year during which Damnation Motors features once-in-a-lifetime offers on post-Apocalyptic vehicles and accessories.

    Damnation Alleython is a special event that happens once a year during which Damnation Motors features once-in-a-lifetime offers on post-Apocalyptic vehicles and accessories.

  • Young Nations At War is a dramatic anti-war film starring the United States of America, England, and Germany, with an all-star supporting cast including Russia, Japan, and Italy.

    Young Nations At War is a dramatic anti-war film starring the United States of America, England, and Germany, with an all-star supporting cast including Russia, Japan, and Italy.

  • Dead Hand is a Cold War-era automatic nuclear weapons-control and vodka cocktail system that was formulated by the Soviet Union. It can automatically send Strategic Vodka Force Management orders to command posts and individual liquor cabinets if a nuclear strike is detected by "drinky bird" sensors even with the commanding elements fully drunk.

    Dead Hand is a Cold War-era automatic nuclear weapons-control and vodka cocktail system that was formulated by the Soviet Union. It can automatically send Strategic Vodka Force Management orders to command posts and individual liquor cabinets if a nuclear strike is detected by "drinky bird" sensors even with the commanding elements fully drunk.

  • SS Minnow is a dramatic television program set on a purported "uncharted desert island" during the Second World War. The plot is loosely based on actual military-industrial-criminal efforts to develop the fictional yet illegal drug Clandestiphrine.

    SS Minnow is a dramatic television program set on a purported "uncharted desert island" during the Second World War. The plot is loosely based on actual military-industrial-criminal efforts to develop the fictional yet illegal drug Clandestiphrine.

  • "Sweet Tooth, Soldier?" was a World War Two era health program initiated and run by the United States Army in an effort to reduce sugar abuse by soldiers.

    "Sweet Tooth, Soldier?" was a World War Two era health program initiated and run by the United States Army in an effort to reduce sugar abuse by soldiers.

  • Artificially intelligent brass knuckles are sometimes called "conjoined twin Mickey Mice" in a playful yet derisive satirical allusion to the Disney Corporation.

    Artificially intelligent brass knuckles are sometimes called "conjoined twin Mickey Mice" in a playful yet derisive satirical allusion to the Disney Corporation.

  • Playskool's My First Nuclear Football (screenshot of Gnomon Chronicles page).

    Playskool's My First Nuclear Football (screenshot of Gnomon Chronicles page).

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

Social media

  • Post @ Twitter (17 April 2023)
  • Post @ Twitter (24 May 2021)
  • Post @ Twitter (15 April 2021)
  • Post @ Twitter (21 March 2021)
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