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'''Extract of Radium''' is the only true extract of [[Radium (nonfiction)]], and a [[transdimensional corporation]]. ''[[Humans love it!]]''
[[File:Havelock_With_Glass_-_Extract_of_Radium.jpg|thumb|[[Lucky Gambler]], Extract of Radium addict, and alleged time-traveler [[John Havelock]] with a transdimensional glass of delicious, user-reprogrammable Extract of Radium.]]'''Extract of Radium''' is the only true extract of [[Radium (nonfiction)|radium]].


== Slogans ==
Extract of Radium is available as a beverage and as downloadable software.


The slogan '''Truly Delicious''' sold many a bottle, until the slogan '''Deadly Addictive''' proved both true and more profitable.
Extract of Radium is widely believed to be the product of an [[Crimes against chemistry|organized criminal chemistry syndicate]].


== Sponsorships ==
== Testimony ==


Extract of Radium sponsors the hit TV show [[Green Lantern Acres]].
"What alcohol made you say I’ll never drink that again?"


== Celebrity sponsors ==
<blockquote>
Oh, it wasn't alcohol.


Extract of Radium has enjoyed the sponsorship of innumerable luminaries, including:
It was a transdimensional glass of delicious, user-reprogrammable Extract of Radium.


* [[Brainiac]]
Bad news:  lethally addictive
* [[Doctor Dead]]
 
* [[Euphoriolanus]]
Good news: causes time travel
* [[Conius Maculatus]]
</blockquote>
 
Hashtags: #ExtractOfRadium
 
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1368231447383977986 Post] @ Twitter
 
== In the News ==
 
<gallery>
File:Gnomon algorithm lair - Extract of Radium Prevention Board.jpg|link=Gnomon algorithm lair|A secure [[Gnomon algorithm lair]] monitoring Extract of Radium activity within Earth's gravity well.
 
File:Phagey_the_Extract_of_Radium_mascot.png|Phagey, the Extract of Radium mascot.
 
File:Judge Havelock With Glass.jpg|link=Judge Havelock With Glass|1999: ''[[Judge Havelock With Glass]]'' is "a reasonably accurate depiction of events as I experienced them," according to mathematician and alleged immortal [[John Havelock]].


== Wealth Counter-Redistribution ==
File:Baron Zersetzung.jpg|link=Baron Zersetzung|1974: Information management specialist and alleged crime boss [[Baron Zersetzung]] donates several hundred terabytes of recycled Extract of Radium to food shelves and internet cafes across the United States.


Extract of Radium is a long-time client of [[Croesus Management]].
File:Phagey the Extract of Radium mascot.png|link=Extract of Radium|April 13, 1952: [[Extract of Radium]] opens state-of-the-art nightclub in Langley, Virginia. The signature cocktail, known as an MKUltra, is made of equal parts Extract of Radium and [[Clandestiphrine]] with a twist of [[Malvoleum]].
File:Radium Jane.jpg|link=Radium Jane|[[Radium Jane]] wins contract to distribute Extract of Radium in the western United States, 1860 through 1900.


See [[Wealth Counter-Redistribution (nonfiction)]].
File:Brion Gysin scrying engine Dreamachine.jpg|link=Brion Gysin|Performance artist and crime-fighter [[Brion Gysin]] uses hand-held [[scrying engine]] to detect and expose Extract of Radium marketing campaign.


== Sweet, sweet crude oil ==
File:Mispent Youth.jpg|link=Mispent Youth|[[Mispent Youth]] tastes even better with double shot of [[Methylphenidate (nonfiction)|methylphenidate]].


Add Extract of Radium to [[sweet crude oil (nonfiction)]], and what do you get?
File:Curie and radium by Castaigne.jpg|M. and Mme. Curie reverse engineering Extract of Radium.


[[Sweet, sweet crude oil]] -- !
File:Orgasmatron from Sleeper.png|link=Artificial hedonism (nonfiction)|Tiny [[Spacecraft (nonfiction)|spacecraft]] with [[Artificial hedonism (nonfiction)|alien "Happy Ending" software]] converts human sweat into Extract of Radium.


See also [[Turpentine Delight]].
File:Wumpuss-compass.jpg|link=Wumpus-compass|[[Wumpus-compass]] syndrome linked to Extract of Radium binge.


== Sympathy for the Devil for Peace ==
File:Radium_bazin_apéritif_riche.jpg|''Radium Bazin'' poster infused with Extract of Radium, gets new lease on life.


Extract of Radium requires all registered users to forget all about the disastrous [[Sympathy for the Devil for Peace]] concert.
File:Phantomtollbooth.PNG|link=The Phantom Tollbooth (nonfiction)|Before his appearance in [[The Phantom Tollbooth]], Tock the Clock Dog endorsed Extract of Radium in order to qualify for [[Who Wants to Be a Chronometer?]].  


== Scrimshaw abuse ==
File:Humans Love It.png|link=Humans Love It!|Extract of Radium: [[Humans Love It!]].


Excessive under-consumption of Extract of Radium has been linked to [[scrimshaw abuse]].
</gallery>


== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==


* [[Clandestiphrine]]
* [[Conius Maculatus]]
* [[Conius Maculatus]]
* [[Crimes against chemistry]]
* [[Croesus Management]]
* [[Croesus Management]]
* [[Doctor Dead]]
* [[Euphoriolanus]]
* [[Food-like product]] - any of various products (more often by-products) of [[transdimensional corporations]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere]]
* [[Green Lantern Acres]]
* [[Humans love it!]]
* [[Humans love it!]]
* [[Like a marble in a Codd-neck Klein bottle]]
* [[Like a marble in a Codd-neck Klein bottle]]
* [[Lucky Gambler]]
* [[Metachondria]] - excessive congregation of [[metachondria]] has been reported to spontaneously generate Extract of Radium, precipitating [[scrimshaw abuse]].
* [[Perpetual Sunshine for the Living Dead]] - a cocktail made from equal parts of Extract of Radium and rum and garnished with a splash of one or more hallucinogenic drugs, typically [[Mescaline (nonfiction)|mescaline]]. It was manufactured from 1918 to 1928 by the [[House of Malevecchio]], which during those years held exclusive distribution rights for [[Extract of Radium]] in the [[Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere]].
* [[Pi disaster]]
* [[Pi disaster]]
* [[Radium Squeezer]]
* [[Radium Squeezer]]
* [[Scrimshaw abuse]]
* [[Scrimshaw abuse]]
* [[Super-Curie]]
* [[Super-Curie]]
* [[Stateless Protocol (perfume)]]
* [[Sweet, sweet crude oil]]
* [[Sweet, sweet crude oil]]
* [[Sympathy for the Devil for Peace]]
* [[Sympathy for the Devil for Peace]]
* [[Toffoli Rad]]
* [[Toffoli Rad]]
* [[Transdimensional corporation]]
* [[Transdimensional corporation]]
* [[Traversal]] a plugin for Extract of Radium which allows the user to traverse back and forth within timelines, usually within a fixed time limit
* [[Turpentine Delight]]
* [[Turpentine Delight]]
* [[Tyler Tork]]
* [[Tyler Tork]]
* [[Who Wants to Be a Chronometer?]]


== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==


* [[Amazon (company) (nonfiction)]] - one of the models for Extract of Radium ... "We Put the Extract Into Extractive Industries!"
* [[Extract of Radium (nonfiction)]]
* [[Extract of Radium (nonfiction)]]
* [[No True Scotsman (nonfiction)]]
* [[No True Scotsman (nonfiction)]]
* [[Radium (nonfiction)]]
* [[Radium (nonfiction)]]
* [[Sweet crude oil (nonfiction)]]
* [[Sweet crude oil (nonfiction)]]
* [[Wealth Counter-Redistribution (nonfiction)]]
== External links ==
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1386261367741718528 Post] @ Twitter (25 April 2021)


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[[Category:Transdimensional corporation]]
[[Category:APTO investigations]]
[[Category:Extract of Radium]]
[[Category:Materials]]
[[Category:Transdimensional corporations]]

Latest revision as of 05:38, 5 January 2022

Lucky Gambler, Extract of Radium addict, and alleged time-traveler John Havelock with a transdimensional glass of delicious, user-reprogrammable Extract of Radium.

Extract of Radium is the only true extract of radium.

Extract of Radium is available as a beverage and as downloadable software.

Extract of Radium is widely believed to be the product of an organized criminal chemistry syndicate.

Testimony

"What alcohol made you say I’ll never drink that again?"

Oh, it wasn't alcohol.

It was a transdimensional glass of delicious, user-reprogrammable Extract of Radium.

Bad news: lethally addictive

Good news: causes time travel

Hashtags: #ExtractOfRadium

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (25 April 2021)