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File:Donnie Dartho.jpg|link=Donnie Dartho|'''''[[Donnie Dartho]]''''' a 2001 American science fiction psychological dance competition film about an emotionally troubled Jedi Knight who inadvertently wins the Sparkle Motion contest by sleepwalking.
File:Donnie Dartho.jpg|link=Donnie Dartho|'''''[[Donnie Dartho]]''''' a 2001 American science fiction psychological dance competition film about an emotionally troubled Jedi Knight who inadvertently wins the Sparkle Motion contest by sleepwalking.
File:The Ergodicity Strikes Back.jpg|link=The Ergodicity Strikes Back|'''''[[The Ergodicity Strikes Back]]''''' is a 1980 American epic mathematical space opera film directed by Irvin Kershner about the idea that a point of a moving system, either a dynamical system or a stochastic process, will eventually visit all parts of the space that the system moves in, in a uniform and random sense.
File:Darth Vader and the Quest for Love.jpg|link=Darth Vader and the Quest for Love|'''''[[Darth Vader and the Quest for Love]]''''' is a short autobiographical film by Darth Vader.


File:The Power of Nut-Brown Ale.jpg|link=The Power of Nut-Brown Ale|'''''[[The Power of Nut-Brown Ale]]''''' is a 1983 comedy science fiction drinking game film.
File:The Power of Nut-Brown Ale.jpg|link=The Power of Nut-Brown Ale|'''''[[The Power of Nut-Brown Ale]]''''' is a 1983 comedy science fiction drinking game film.
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* [[Art Patrol]]
* [[Art Patrol]]
* ''[[Darth Vader and the Quest for Love]]''
* ''[[Donnie Dartho]]''
* ''[[Donnie Dartho]]''
* ''[[Gilligan's Matrix]]''
* ''[[Gilligan's Matrix]]''
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* ''[[Little Terminator]]''
* ''[[Little Terminator]]''
* ''[[Someone Left Richard Harris Out in the Rain]]''
* ''[[Someone Left Richard Harris Out in the Rain]]''
* ''[[The Ergodicity Strikes Back]]''
* ''[[The Invasion of Sodom and Gomorrah]]''
* ''[[The Invasion of Sodom and Gomorrah]]''
* ''[[The Power of Nut-Brown Ale]]''
* ''[[The Power of Nut-Brown Ale]]''

Latest revision as of 09:57, 29 August 2024

"Never try to teach Darth Vader to sing. It wastes your time and it annoys Lord Vader." (From The Many Vocal Instructors of Darth Vader.)

The Many Vocal Instructors of Darth Vader is a short instructional filmstrip about the thousands of vocal instructors who have lost their lives to Darth Vader over contract violations.

Advice

Never try to teach Darth Vader to sing.

It wastes your time, and it annoys Lord Vader.

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