Clandestiphrine (drug)

First page of original proposal to develop Clandestiphrine.

Clandestiphrine, also known as deniatol or denialine, is a transdimensional drug amplifies the user's will to conceal events and misdirect attention.

Like most transdimensional drugs, clandestiphrine includes a software component.

Clandestiphrine is widely used by police and military agencies to improve the outcome of covert operations.

At low doses it causes plausible deniability in 98% of cases; with large, extended doses, military operations can be entirely concealed from public awareness.

As a medication it is used for a number of conditions including: anapolitical shock, computational arrest, and supernatural bleeding.

It may be used for assassination when other treatments are not effective.

It is given computationally, by injection into a metachondrion, by inhalation, or by a variety of computational technqiues.

In the News

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  April 20, 1962: Traces of Clandestiphrine residue are detected at the Bay of Pigs, raising questions about CIA involvement with transdimensional drugs.

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  April 13, 1952: Extract of Radium opens state-of-the-art nightclub in Langley, Virginia. The signature cocktail, known as an MKUltra, is made of equal parts Extract of Radium and Clandestiphrine with a twist of Malvoleum.

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  April 12, 1947: The United States Army Signal Corps uses Project Diana antenna to manufacture high-grade clandestiphrine.

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  February 23, 1580: Physician, occultist, and Gnomon algorithm theorist Johann Weyer publicly accuses the House of Malevecchio of secretly distributing clandestiphrine and other illegal drugs.

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  Dysprosium Titanate Fabergé egg is source of Clandestiphrine, used in Crimes against mathematical constants, charges Astrakhan Khanate ambassador.

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  Diagramaceous soil has Clandestiphrine fingerprints all over it, says Artist-Engineer Don Tasmian.

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  Clandestiphrine ring uses Spirograph as front.

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  Spin ice diagram tips off investigators, Dysprosium Titanate suspected of Clandestiphrine trafficking in Astrakhan Khanate.

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  Celebrated children's book The Little Petroleum Sample That Could is front for Clandestiphrine trafficking, say crime fighters.

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  Umbrella Man witnesses rubbed with Clandestiphrine, 73% die of stack overflow allergy. Witness Protection Program implements software patch to prevent recurrence.

Fiction cross-reference

• Baron Zersetzung
• Crimes against chemical constants
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Greater Kingdom Fungi Co-Prosperity Spore - unlicensed transdimensional corporation suspected by APTO of crimes against chemical constants including covert delucidation and the manufacture of Clandestiphrine
• Metachondria
• Transdimensional drug
• Watergate scandal

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Drug (nonfiction)
• Runcible (nonfiction)
• Simply describe in plain language, and the game is up (nonfiction) - an aphorism describing a principle, the lack of which is satirized by Clandestiphrine.

External links

• Epinephrine @ Wikipedia