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File:Bay of Pigs.jpg|link=Bay of Pigs Invasion (nonfiction)|1962: Traces of Clandestiphrine residue are detected at the [[Bay of Pigs Invasion (nonfiction)|Bay of Pigs]], raising questions about CIA involvement with [[transdimensional drugs]]. | File:Bay of Pigs.jpg|link=Bay of Pigs Invasion (nonfiction)|April 20, 1962: Traces of Clandestiphrine residue are detected at the [[Bay of Pigs Invasion (nonfiction)|Bay of Pigs]], raising questions about CIA involvement with [[transdimensional drugs]]. | ||
File:Project Diana antenna.jpg|link=Project Diana (nonfiction)|1947: The United States Army Signal Corps uses [[Project Diana (nonfiction)|Project Diana]] antenna to manufacture high-grade clandestiphrine. | |||
File:Project Diana antenna.jpg|link=Project Diana (nonfiction)|April 12, 1947: The United States Army Signal Corps uses [[Project Diana (nonfiction)|Project Diana]] antenna to manufacture high-grade clandestiphrine. | |||
File:Johannes Weyer.jpg|link=Johann Weyer (nonfiction)|February 23, 1580: Physician, occultist, and [[Gnomon algorithm]] theorist [[Johann Weyer (nonfiction)|Johann Weyer]] publicly accuses the [[House of Malevecchio]] of secretly distributing [[clandestiphrine]] and other illegal drugs. | File:Johannes Weyer.jpg|link=Johann Weyer (nonfiction)|February 23, 1580: Physician, occultist, and [[Gnomon algorithm]] theorist [[Johann Weyer (nonfiction)|Johann Weyer]] publicly accuses the [[House of Malevecchio]] of secretly distributing [[clandestiphrine]] and other illegal drugs. | ||
File:Nobel Ice (Fabergé egg).jpg|link=Dysprosium Titanate|[[Dysprosium Titanate]] Fabergé egg is source of Clandestiphrine, used in [[Crimes against mathematical constants]], charges [[Astrakhan Khanate (nonfiction)|Astrakhan Khanate]] ambassador. | File:Nobel Ice (Fabergé egg).jpg|link=Dysprosium Titanate|[[Dysprosium Titanate]] Fabergé egg is source of Clandestiphrine, used in [[Crimes against mathematical constants]], charges [[Astrakhan Khanate (nonfiction)|Astrakhan Khanate]] ambassador. | ||
File:Diagramaceous soil bingo algorithm harvest.jpg|link=Diagramaceous soil|[[Diagramaceous soil]] has Clandestiphrine fingerprints all over it, says Artist-Engineer [[Don Tasmian]]. | File:Diagramaceous soil bingo algorithm harvest.jpg|link=Diagramaceous soil|[[Diagramaceous soil]] has Clandestiphrine fingerprints all over it, says Artist-Engineer [[Don Tasmian]]. | ||
File:Spirograph set (UK Palitoy early 1980s) (perspective fixed).jpg|link=Spirograph (nonfiction)|Clandestiphrine ring uses [[Spirograph (nonfiction)|Spirograph]] as front. | File:Spirograph set (UK Palitoy early 1980s) (perspective fixed).jpg|link=Spirograph (nonfiction)|Clandestiphrine ring uses [[Spirograph (nonfiction)|Spirograph]] as front. | ||
File:Spin ice spin arrangement diagram.svg|link=Spin ice (nonfiction)|[[Spin ice (nonfiction)|Spin ice diagram]] tips off investigators, [[Dysprosium Titanate]] suspected of Clandestiphrine trafficking in [[Astrakhan Khanate (nonfiction)|Astrakhan Khanate]]. | File:Spin ice spin arrangement diagram.svg|link=Spin ice (nonfiction)|[[Spin ice (nonfiction)|Spin ice diagram]] tips off investigators, [[Dysprosium Titanate]] suspected of Clandestiphrine trafficking in [[Astrakhan Khanate (nonfiction)|Astrakhan Khanate]]. | ||
File:Petroleum.jpg|link=The Little Petroleum Sample That Could|Celebrated children's book ''[[The Little Petroleum Sample That Could]]'' is front for Clandestiphrine trafficking, say crime fighters. | File:Petroleum.jpg|link=The Little Petroleum Sample That Could|Celebrated children's book ''[[The Little Petroleum Sample That Could]]'' is front for Clandestiphrine trafficking, say crime fighters. | ||
File:Umbrella Man.jpg|link=Umbrella Man (nonfiction)|[[Umbrella Man (nonfiction)|Umbrella Man witnesses]] rubbed with Clandestiphrine, 73% die of stack overflow allergy. Witness Protection Program implements software patch to prevent recurrence. | File:Umbrella Man.jpg|link=Umbrella Man (nonfiction)|[[Umbrella Man (nonfiction)|Umbrella Man witnesses]] rubbed with Clandestiphrine, 73% die of stack overflow allergy. Witness Protection Program implements software patch to prevent recurrence. | ||
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Revision as of 09:04, 11 November 2018
Clandestiphrine, also known as deniatol or denialine, is a transdimensional drug amplifies the user's will to conceal events and misdirect attention.
Like most transdimensional drugs, clandestiphrine includes a software component.
Clandestiphrine is widely used by police and military agencies to improve the outcome of covert operations.
At low doses it causes plausible deniability in 98% of cases; with large, extended doses, military operations can be entirely concealed from public awareness.
As a medication it is used for a number of conditions including: anapolitical shock, computational arrest, and supernatural bleeding.
It may be used for assassination when other treatments are not effective.
It is given computationally, by injection into a metachondrion, by inhalation, or by a variety of computational technqiues.
In the News
April 20, 1962: Traces of Clandestiphrine residue are detected at the Bay of Pigs, raising questions about CIA involvement with transdimensional drugs.
April 12, 1947: The United States Army Signal Corps uses Project Diana antenna to manufacture high-grade clandestiphrine.
February 23, 1580: Physician, occultist, and Gnomon algorithm theorist Johann Weyer publicly accuses the House of Malevecchio of secretly distributing clandestiphrine and other illegal drugs.
Dysprosium Titanate Fabergé egg is source of Clandestiphrine, used in Crimes against mathematical constants, charges Astrakhan Khanate ambassador.
Diagramaceous soil has Clandestiphrine fingerprints all over it, says Artist-Engineer Don Tasmian.
Clandestiphrine ring uses Spirograph as front.
Spin ice diagram tips off investigators, Dysprosium Titanate suspected of Clandestiphrine trafficking in Astrakhan Khanate.
Celebrated children's book The Little Petroleum Sample That Could is front for Clandestiphrine trafficking, say crime fighters.
Umbrella Man witnesses rubbed with Clandestiphrine, 73% die of stack overflow allergy. Witness Protection Program implements software patch to prevent recurrence.
Fiction cross-reference
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links:
- Epinephrine @ Wikipedia